hi angels! ♡ okay bitches i need you to be the judge if this is what or what not to do at a 21st bday party looool! alexa play ‘birthday cake’ by rihanna, we got to set the scene. now imagine debriefing what happened at the party with the bday girl, and she’s telling you that you called a dude daddy in his face. yeah so what the fuck happened?

this post is sponsored by tinder — LMAO JK! imagine? (tinder hit me up, judging from this night, i’m a whore) anyways:

• DO get ready early

• DON’T wake up late as fuck trying to speed through all your tasks

• DO wear an appropriate restaurant outfit over your club fit

• DON’T drink a whiskey shot (so nasty #yesfirsttime)

• DO eat good sushi that bday girl’s coworker surprised you with

• DON’T rush because you need to wait for coworkers to finish their shift to partyyyy

• DO get ready with the girls and put on colorful wigs

• DON’T go to a place without a local, so you don’t have trouble looking for parking (we had locals don’t worry lol)

• DO shake ass for all the excited people to see yall’s wigs

• DON’T take 2-3 shots in less than an hour probably

• DO help the group coming in late to put their wigs

• DON’T take waterfall shots from a gigantron buzzball

• DO dance and let loose

• DON’T grind on a guy you don’t know (but hey, bday girl knows him)

• DO leave the club before it closes before things escalated

• DON’T stumble and fall everywhere, and same guy you were grinding on had to carry you bridal style (ended up lying on the pavement either way — i always lie down, don’t ask)

• DO get in a car with friends

• DON’T struggle finding the after-party

• DO lock-in and help a friend in a mental crisis

• DON’T call that same guy, you were grinding on, daddy (help #sos)

• DO get food afterwards

• DON’T flirt with your driver (yes different guy)

• DO try to sober yourself up as much as possible before you sleep

• DON’T be optimistic if you wake up completly fine and not hungover for like 2.5 hours

• DO stay in bed and not go out-and-about with friends because you will throw up in a seafood restaurant at noon

• DON’T lay down on a bed that smells like sex (the stench sticks to your clothes and now you have to smell it all-day even though you’re nausous as fuck)

• DO get plenty of sleep and release as much toxins as your body lets you

bonus: i ended up spending another night straight and it was just me and the now 21 year old (yay) friend #girlsnight. we were debriefing her situtationship she has with her ex and, you know, other girl shit. oh yeah! before that night, we saw ‘one night only’ in theaters with our honorary guy bestie. cute movie. back on track, it was later in the day, and we were watching a k-drama. we were really engrossed in it and then we heard a fucking knock at the window.

i think my heart dropped to my fucking ass.

we turn around to see (and we could easily do so, because my girl doesn’t have curtains and has fucked up blinds because her dog be chewing on them) a guy with a knife!!!!

jkjk, it was her coworker who has a fat crush on her. we see that there is a gift basket on her car. we were like “damn, he can’t take a hint lol.” because she has told him numerous times that she doesn’t like him like that. we couldn’t tell him anything, because he ran back to his car and drove off.

anyways i found it soooo romantic!! something similar happened to me but it was my boyfriend at the time apologizing for his slutty behavior with food at my door lol.

we headed outside to her car and had to plot how to bring the gift basket inside without her ex seeing it on the security cams (yeah i know smh).

“how about we sneak it through the gate?” my dear friend suggests and points to her gate that goes to her backyard. brilliant. she came up with that so fast btw??!

so she goes inside to unlock her gate and now we are sneaking the gift basket and a FULL FUCKASS CASE of soda through her backdoor. it was a success.

anyways, safe to say that the bday girl had an eventful birthday week (should i even mention her trip to nashville with her ex earlier that week?) LMAOOO!

to my revisiting friends: hi do we like this list-storytime? let me knowwww because if yes, my life is semi-chaotic lol. stuff like this is somewhat the norm pfft. tell me crazy 21st party stories below in the comments or email. i’m nosey!!!

love making friends, so don’t be afraid to comment, message, or email me!

— xx sending lots of love ♡✉️!

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hi angels! ♡ we’re bringing sexy back lol! okay but like we need to bring back 2000s way of blogging. it’s so fun and cutesy! back then a girl could go to the mall, buy a new lip gloss, listen to a new CD, have a sleepover, and make a whole post about it. so here i am trying to bring it back!! ⭐

there’s a very VERY limited amount of youngins on this platform, so i might be throwing this blog concept towards a very dark, scary, and unrelated place; but #yolo. even if one person enjoys my work, i’ll call that a win (and my new bestie lol)!

for now i’m just going to post whatever and eventually will see what sticks and what’s yalls’ faves! you’ll see daily life, fashion, beauty, lists, internet culture, decor, etc from me.

i hope my blog brings some light-hearted fun in this very serious and literature heavy platform. (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

(wrote this in my lime green victoria’s secret pink pj shorts that have “love pink” on the butt in metallic, eating yogurt, beachy candle lit, looking at my corkboard filled with pics of my friends, on my sticker filled pink laptop, and bleeding from my pussy — girlhood. i think that basically encapsulates me and my blog lol.)

to my revisiting friends: helllloooo!!! hope you’ve been well!! hope you had a fantastic summer! can’t believe autumn is basically here ah. already missing summer sad. who’s in school right now? currently not attending fall semester, but hopefully i will in the spring. manifest with me girlies!! i will get enough money. i will get enough money. i will get enough money.

love making friends, so don’t be afraid to comment, message, or email me!

— xx sending lots of love ♡✉️!

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editor’s note: i’m just using buzzwords . there really is no exact guide to be a “cool girl.” be yourself, bitchhhh! but!! guides are fun and i like writing them, so alas enjoy reading!

the ‘cool girl’ in july is effortless and carefree. she is spontaneous and will tell you crazy stories that happen to her every week, but can be chill and sit in purposeful silence. she’s not afraid to sweat, have messy hair, or wear dirty shoes. welcome to july, cool girl.

♡ outfits ♡

the ‘cool girl’ isn’t cool without her cool clothes, of course! and most importantly, the ‘cool girl’ doesn’t overconsume. lots of time to thrift (selectively) and clean out your closet. buy only what you think is missing. that said, let’s get some inspo!

think of: silk dresses, colorful animal print, lace details, bikinis, booty shorts, cute skirts, sheer tops, sparkles and glitter galore, bright heels, big and micro purses, white linen, turquoise, metallic, and lots of skin!

3 lookbooks

• colorful mini dress, small shoulder bag, neutral flats

• sheer blouse with a bralette, metallic skirt, small crossbody bag with a chain, kitten heels

• lace cami, colorful animal print skirt, boots, big bag

♡ moodboard ♡

turquoise and pink, duh

♡ bucket list ♡

10 things to scratch off in july

• write your name with a sparkler

• try a new ice cream flavor

• s’mores campfire (invite some crushes ouuh)

• wear red, white, and blue #lanadelrey

• make spiked popsicles

• watch a firework show

• dance in a new club

• eat greasy street tacos

• hand wash your car with friends

• road trip to the beach

♡ soundtrack ♡

• you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love — olivia rodrigo

• make your own songs

• wor$t girl in america — slayyyter

• look through record shops for new music

• sun has set — beabadoobee

• listen to your old cds

• automatic — bayli

♡ makeup looks ♡

summertime obvi means lots of sparkles!!! glitter eyeshadow, metallic lips, gemstones, blinding highlight, rosy cheeks.

colors to wear: shades of blue, pink glitter, red, and iridescent white.

♡ 5 senses to do ♡

• listen to the fan jitter

• taste fresh strawberries

• touch your beach towel

• smell summery perfume

• see the waves

to my revisiting friends: i hope i get a job, so i can enjoy summer with friends ugh!! july better be my month. i still haven’t gone to the beach this summer gasp! but i did tan with friends at the pool — so fun. let me know your plans for july!

love making new friends, so don’t be afraid to comment, message, or email me!

— xx sending lots of love ♡✉️!

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all the journals i use + how i use them 📓!

hi angels! ♡ been awhile. hope you’re doing well, tell me about your day. i’ll tell you mine: wasn’t a fantastic day, cried a little, but hanged with my cats for a bit and that was a little joy tucked into my day 🐈

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♡ pocket journal ♡

i carry this journal everywhere with me in my bag! i have lots of thoughts, and i like to write them down. it’s also a great way to get over boredom — i just be scribbling and doodling away lol

this journal was gifted to me by one of my previous co-workers (miss working with her, sweet old lady). but since it’s by the brand ‘pen + gear,’ she probably got it from walmart!

this is what the inside looks like! i personally don’t like lined paper, but i am not about to buy a new pocket journal; so i’ll use what i have. the paper is relatively thick, which isn’t my preference; but hey! gets the job done 👯‍♀️

on the back, i sticked this leuchtturm1917 pen loop! the color is ‘chocolate’ and i bought it here

this is the pen i currently use for this journal! it’s the ‘bic round stic xtra life’ blue ink ballpoint pen in the ‘medium’ (1.0mm) size. a classic, i must say

♡ life binder ♡

basically all my personal info is in here. addresses, medical notes, bank info, phone numbers, passwords, etc etc 🤫

it’s a 6-ring binder in the A6 size from aliexpress. i got this YEARS ago (around 6-7 years ago gasp), so not sure if the listing is still there. but i’m sure if you searched “clear 6-ring binder,” you’ll find it (or something similar)

the rilakkuma sticker is also from aliexpress from years ago! 💟

here’s the cover that i made with images from pinterest! isn’t it cute? i just printed it on cardstock paper. easy peasy

as for the rest of the paper inside, it’s a mix of paper from aliexpress and paper from old journals. i cute it to an A6 size, trace where the holes are, and hole-punch them!

♡ commonplace notebook ♡

“In its simplest form, a commonplace book is a place to record and organise all those quotes, stories, and ideas from other people so that you can recall them to inspire you in the future.”

— millie blackwell at mrsblackwell.com

heavy on the “recall them to inspire you in the future,” so keep note of that when i’m explaining my commonplace!

the binder is, again, from aliexpress years ago. you can search “pink glitter 6-ring binder” and i’m sure you’ll find it!

unfortunately don’t have a cute cover for it. i’ve been lazy lol 🙂‍↔️

sticky notes were given to me by my dad, and i have no idea where he got it from (sorry! but like, it doesn’t even fit anyways)

dragonfly keychain is from a monthly postcard subscription made by unlucky wishes! it was for may 2024. she has an archive of her postcards, but may 2024 is unfortunately sold out! but feel free to check her website here! 🍀

these are my tabs! the circular ones were gifted to me by the same co-worker (not sure where she bought them from though), and the rectangular ones are actually post-it notes!

the paper is also diy’ed lol — a mix of unused journal paper

♡ main journal ♡

and lastly, my lifeline! having a main journal JOURNAL has always been an essential since i was a little girl. everything goes in here!

this is what the inside looks like! me 🤝 blank paper

it’s from leucttrum1917 and this one is the ‘classic notebook’ medium (A5) size, softcover, plain pages, and the color is ‘powder’! i bought it here!

another pen loop from leuchttrum on the back of my journal! the color is ‘lime’ and i bought it here

when you flip the journal and turn it upside down, you’ll have my planner side! i hate carrying a lot of stuff in my bag, because i like to avoid shoulder pain lol; so a 2-in-1 is perfect!! 🤩

this is the pen that is always in my pen loop! my ride or die for real (the black ink is all gone and the blue is almost gone too 🥹). it’s the ‘bic 4 color ball pen’ in the ‘ordinal’ colors. i believe i got it at dollar tree. i want the ‘pastel’ colors next hehe

okay, that is my ecosystem!! i will def do a more in-depth post on each one another day 💗 but in the meantime, i hope you enjoyed reading through this and keeping me company!

i want more stationery/analog lover friends, so don’t be afraid to comment, or message/email me! 😝

— xx sending lots of love ♡✉️!

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hello angels!! 🪽💞 welcome to my first monthly faves yayyy! 🎉 these are trending again, and i’m so happy as a certified early 2010s lover girl lol! ♡♡ okay let’s get into it! ✏️

• vogue runway 🧳

  • been obsessed with this season’s looks ah! love this app

• malibu heat lotion from bath & body works

  • been grabbing this a lot lately. summer vibes lol ☀️👙🧴🍉

• Michael kors boots

  • i have knee high black buckle boots that i thrifted but are peeling (hate faux leather, sorry not sorry), so need to wear alternatives and i have these MK boots that i rarely wore and they are also peeling but as bad as my other boots. these MK boots are cute and comfy! the soles are pretty cushiony lol 👢

• tommy hilfiger plaid skirt 🩵

  • i JUSTTTT know these are vintage by how cute this is! like why are current brands so boringggg! anyways, was so happy to come across this cutie skirt while thrifting! my staple now. the plaid, the colors, the fit (it’s a little longer at the back, but it’s not super noticeable hallelujah) and the pockets ahh!! and it SEPARATELY came with low rise booty shorts to go underneath!! literally perf

• 2010s chokers ☮️☮️☮️☮️☮️

  • bought a whole bundle/pack of chokers off of depop and omg literally addicted to wearing them all!! they’re my new personality trait now lol. i can spice up any boring outfit with just a choker now hehehe

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💌 AN: okay hopefully everyone had a wonderful may this year!! 💘 tell me your top 5! nosey and curious to hear (recs are always fun) 🌼🌼🌼

with luv & lipstick stains,

— alisa mariah 🦄

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📢 SFW: yay!

super short and straight to the point because LOTS of people have talked about what i’m going to delve into in this post! 😛

so for those who are not familiar with ‘best dressed’ aka Ashely, she was a youtuber who mainly did fashion videos!

i was OBSESSED with her! (past tense because she doesn’t upload videos anymore)

not only was i obsessed with her style, i was obsessed with HOW she went about her videos! because she would EXPLAIN how she styles herself and it felt so authentic. plus, her commentary was the cherry on top lol.

her “styling this piece numerous times” videos did really good and for good reason. because. you. don’t. need. to. buy. new. clothing. pieces. to. make. a. lot. of. outfits!!!!!!

💿 video link: https://youtu.be/Z2btCqHejx4?si=OiJOoImgCNsTdWey (this video actually changed my life lol)

i want honest reviews! i want someone to wear a piece 35628292 times in a month! i want to see their everyday bag ABUSED!

laini ozark is a good example! would i wear what she wears? nope! but i don’t care because i still enjoy watching her, i still get inspo — whether it be different layering, cute patterns, silhouettes to try, or just a little motivation to have a 99% thrifted wardrobe lol.

so now im asking you if you have any recommendations for the youtubers i want? even if the youtuber is YOU!

also if you’ve been scared of posting fashion content because the fear of your “weird” outfits, please don’t be afraid!! there’s AT LEAST one person who’s dying to see some fun and authentic fits and that person is meeee 😣

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💌 AN: something different from me ayyy!! oh also hi to my welcoming readers hahaha! must be surprising seeing this! hope you guys have been good ♡ revamping my pub once again (insert big sigh here) i know i know, hold your tomatoes 🫷 i’ll talk more about this and new changes in another post soon 😚 i hope you stick around 💕

with luv & lipstick stains,

— alisa mariah 🦄

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i was working on this post for a few days then one day, Substack decided to wipe out this entire post while I was in another app…..

Re: my note

I was going to put this off for another week or even month, but I’m dedicated to make my subbies happy and read something from me this week! So you BETTER enjoy jkjk, I hope you like this new series! Happy reading!! ♡

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My Pinterest board ⋆˚࿔

• I saved 58 pins for January

• These are 20 of my fave pics

• Neutral and pastel color palette 🤍

• No, I don’t save outfits based on weather/season lolololol 😜

• Textures like lace, suede, sheerness, metallic, and cotton

Buy list ⋆˚࿔

• (Left) those tops!!

• Lilac skirt 💟

• Something argyle (maybe socks)

• Top and skirt set! I’m not the biggest fan of current sets—too bodycon for me. But something like this is super cute! 60s vibes ✨

• Midi gingham skirt. I actually wear midi skirts when my legs aren’t shaved (gasp my dirty little secret!) 🤞

• Low-rise flared sweatpants either from Hollister, Aeropostale, or Abercrombie & Fitch

• Fun bikinis 👙

• Low-rise shorts or skirts

• Plaid skirt that actually fits me. I have a pink plaid skirt from target from the KIDS section and it doesn’t fit anymore!!!!!! 😖

• Form fitting striped jacket 💘💘💘

• White adidas superstars. Wanted a pair back in 2015 and never got them, so now it’s time to finally own a pair!! 🐶👑

• (Left) this exact bag, I need. The details, shape and color is everything!! 👜

• (Right) I need this exact skirt omg. Love how low-rise and short it is. Plus, the design and metallic is to die for

• (Left) this exact top or something just as fun as this! Love the graphic and tulle detail 🎶

• Flared lace pants. Been wanting some since last spring and I still crave them, so that’s my sign!! Perfect for the pool or beach! 🐚

• (left) this exact skirt. Looks like something from jaded London. If I can’t find it or if it’s too expensive then any certain striped skirt will suffice!!

• (Right) the iconic brandy Melville donut top 🍩

• (Left) this exact top yes!! Love the details and colors

• A cunty graphic on the bum of a skirt 🪽

• Fun and funky baby tops 🪄

• (Left) that navy peplum top and cargo skirt!!

• Chanel flats. Been wanting a pair for a while, but could never splurge lol 🙈

• Varsity socks. Ever since I saw Bratz rocking these, I’ve been wanting so many pairs 💿💿

What I bought ⋆˚࿔

This section is for when I bought something based off my Pinterest board!! However, I didn’t buy anything in January 🗽🛍️

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