<script data-pm-proxy="intercept"></script><?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[alphonce wtf?]]></title><description><![CDATA[perhaps a journal???]]></description><link>https://alphoncewtf.substack.com</link><image><url>https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!HHvM!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1c732cf0-4401-4306-85f9-147e8a757469_824x826.png</url><title>alphonce wtf?</title><link>https://alphoncewtf.substack.com</link></image><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2026 18:48:12 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><copyright><![CDATA[alphonce wtf?]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[alphoncewtf@substack.com]]></webMaster><itunes:owner><itunes:email><![CDATA[alphoncewtf@substack.com]]></itunes:email><itunes:name><![CDATA[alphonce wtf?]]></itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author><![CDATA[alphonce wtf?]]></itunes:author><googleplay:owner><![CDATA[alphoncewtf@substack.com]]></googleplay:owner><googleplay:email><![CDATA[alphoncewtf@substack.com]]></googleplay:email><googleplay:author><![CDATA[alphonce wtf?]]></googleplay:author><itunes:block><![CDATA[Yes]]></itunes:block><item><title><![CDATA[The art of reading a book]]></title><description><![CDATA[alphonce wtf?]]></description><link>https://alphoncewtf.substack.com/p/the-art-of-reading-a-book</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://alphoncewtf.substack.com/p/the-art-of-reading-a-book</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[alphonce wtf?]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2026 12:09:17 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!c3Fl!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9d89f35b-f924-4c04-afa9-2f0b2420dc59_944x1088.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Many of us read books. Reading books can be dated back to stone age where human species gradually evolved to finer and more advanced beings, but have you ever asked yourself if you actually know how to read a book?</p><p>Some books demand more than a passing glance. You have to let your fingertips linger over the pages, trace the rhythm of every sentence, and learn when to turn the page and when to stay a little longer. There is something intoxicating about discovering a story slowly, feeling the tension build with every chapter until the words become almost unbearable, the pages warm beneath your touch, and you realize you&#8217;re no longer simply reading&#8230; you&#8217;re surrendering to the story.</p><p></p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!c3Fl!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9d89f35b-f924-4c04-afa9-2f0b2420dc59_944x1088.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!c3Fl!, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/w_424, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/c_limit, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/f_webp, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/q_auto:good, 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Consent is so hot and sexy. You slowly build your grammar as you read through the first pages of the book. Personally I prefer my book with the cover page taken off. I like when I feel the warm tension of my book rise slowly and feel the pulse slowly rising. </p><p>Some chapters deserve to be read with both hands. The fingertips linger over familiar passages, tracing every line with deliberate patience, while kisses interrupt the reading just long enough to make the next page feel impossible to reach. The story grows warmer with every touch, its pages soft beneath wandering fingers, until the reader can barely tell whether they are discovering the book or being consumed by it.</p><p>Some chapters on the other hand deserve to be read with only the two middle fingers. You wanna make sure your fingers of course are very clean and nails well trimmed im order to make the reading so smooth and as much soothing as possible. You will slowly realize that the passages are slowly starting to feel more grammatically correct and the flow is much better after the first thirty minutes of intense and slow reading.</p><p>By this time, as a reader, you&#8217;ll be  so drawn into the storyline you can barely pay attention to anything else. Collapsing to the story follows. The reading eventually becomes less about the words and more about the silence between you and the book. You draw closer, kisses replacing conversation, each touch carrying the promise of another chapter. The room grows quiet except for uneven breaths and the soft rustle of pages, until neither of us seems interested in finishing the book anymore, only in losing themselves somewhere between its lines.</p><p></p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aBIt!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3a231cfa-ae0a-49eb-be56-2861c8d08d84_828x857.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aBIt!, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/w_424, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/c_limit, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/f_webp, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/q_auto:good, 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Every page is now more interesting than the previous page. Do not pause here. I repeat, do not pause reading at this page because it will set you backk! You will forget some parts of the storyline. It is important to finish the first chapter first.</p><p> Chapter one<strong> </strong>is the chapter where anticipation finally gives way to surrender, the moment the reader stops merely turning pages and lets the story take over. By the time the chapter closes, the book is left open, the pages slightly turned over, and the reader lying there breathless, satisfied, and already wondering what the next chapter might bring.</p><p>Chapter two comes shortly after taking a quick hydration break, I actually prefer coffee during this break to increase blood flow flowing through my body and activate me. The rhythm becomes slower, the anticipation sweeter, and every lingering touch feels like another sentence being written. Some stories are good enough to read once; the unforgettable ones make you want to start the next chapter immediately.</p><p></p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fEP3!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3ebb244e-3975-45a9-8550-cef5831e2009_828x1009.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fEP3!, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/w_424, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/c_limit, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/f_webp, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/q_auto:good, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3ebb244e-3975-45a9-8550-cef5831e2009_828x1009.jpeg 424w, /__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fEP3!, 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13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>Chapter three and beyond will now just be a flex and now it turns into the love of the game. I like going past chapter three just to quench my thirst of reading. I like destroying my books after reading amd totally making them inactive which requires 12 hours of sleep to recover. By now, the book has already been thoroughly read, its pages softened by familiarity and its secrets completely surrendered. What follows is no longer about discovering the story, it is about returning to your favorite passages, knowing exactly where the magic lives, and enjoying the confidence of a reader who has mastered the book.</p><p>Rematches, however, depend greatly on the condition of the book and the way it has been treated. A book that is kept clean, handled with care, and opened with genuine affection will always have a better chance of being read again. Love adds meaning to every chapter, hygiene keeps the pages inviting, and appeal gives the reader a reason to return even when they already know the story. After all, nobody wants to revisit a book that has been neglected, damaged, or treated without appreciation. The best books are the ones that remain attractive after every chapter, well cared for, respected, and still capable of making the reader curious enough to turn the first page all over again.</p><p>Everyone has a favorite reader. Not necessarily the one who reads the fastest, but the one who handles the book with the most care and seems to understand every chapter instinctively. Some readers leave fingerprints on the pages; others leave memories between the lines. And every once in a while, you find a reader whose curiosity, patience, and appreciation make you want to open the book again, even when you thought the story had already been finished.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[I’m attracted to lesbians…. I worship them :/]]></title><description><![CDATA[alphonce wtf?]]></description><link>https://alphoncewtf.substack.com/p/im-attracted-to-lesbians-i-worship</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://alphoncewtf.substack.com/p/im-attracted-to-lesbians-i-worship</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[alphonce wtf?]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2026 16:59:44 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!p46N!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbc350ba6-8bb9-470c-80aa-58978c5ab889_675x900.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://alphoncewtf.substack.com/subscribe?utm_source=email&amp;r=&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="/__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/subscribe?utm_source=email&amp;r="><span>Subscribe</span></a></p><p></p><p></p><p>Alphonce wtf? Yeah I know. I know it sounds insane but so what? </p><p>There&#8217;s a particular kind of longing that settles in the chest when you find yourself drawn to women who love women. It isn&#8217;t the blunt hunger of conquest; it&#8217;s quieter, deeper, laced with reverence. I&#8217;m attracted to lesbians, not in spite of their desire for other women, but because of the world they create together. In their intimacy I see something unfiltered and true: a language of touch spoken between bodies that understand each other on a cellular level.</p><p>Their softness is devastating. Skin so smooth and warm it melts against yours, full breasts pressing together with that perfect, yielding give, nipples hardening at the lightest brush. Bellies and thighs sliding silkily, every curve fitting every other curve as if they were made for this slow, delicious friction. The way they kiss, deep, hungry, tongues stroking with intimate knowledge makes my pulse throb just imagining it.</p><p></p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!p46N!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbc350ba6-8bb9-470c-80aa-58978c5ab889_675x900.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!p46N!, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/w_424, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/c_limit, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/f_webp, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/q_auto:good, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbc350ba6-8bb9-470c-80aa-58978c5ab889_675x900.jpeg 424w, /__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!p46N!, 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Oh my god the idea of two women falling in love is beyond this world, the fact that they saw that masculine energy exists yet they chose feminity just blows my fucking mind. </p><p>The idea of lesbians scissoring makes my body stop and imagine in amusement. I just want to be a third party, do not get me wrong, not a threesome thing but just sitting there, with my belt of course as I whip them as they scissor. </p><p>And the sex&#8230; it&#8217;s breathtakingly intimate. Fingers that know exactly how to circle and stroke a swollen clit because they share the same sensitive anatomy, sliding through slick, eager folds with practiced ease. Tongues exploring every wet, pulsing inch, licking and sucking until hips buck helplessly. Two women locked together, grinding their soaked pussies in rhythmic scissoring, clits kissing with every roll, building that slick, slippery heat until the pleasure becomes unbearable. Their orgasms are raw and beautiful, bodies trembling, muscles clenching, gasping cries as wave after wave of intense release crashes through them, cunts fluttering and dripping with shared ecstasy. No performance, no guesswork. Just pure, shuddering, squirting pleasure that leaves them both drenched and glowing.</p><p>There&#8217;s a deep, throbbing ache that lives inside me: the need to sit quietly in the corner of the room, silent and unseen, while my lesbians make love. I don&#8217;t want to join them. I only want to watch, close enough to hear every wet sound, every trembling breath, every whispered &#8220;fuck&#8221; &#8220;baby uko wet saana goshh&#8221; that slips from their lips as they lose themselves in each other.</p><p></p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2mLV!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7b6956a0-f9b3-48b8-8ebb-cb70f620c04b_828x1498.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2mLV!, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/w_424, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/c_limit, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/f_webp, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/q_auto:good, 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13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>Their softness is overwhelming up close. Two beautiful women tangled together on the sheets, full breasts pressing and spilling against one another, nipples stiff and sensitive, brushing and rubbing until they both moan. Smooth thighs parting, hips rolling with that slow, greedy grind. I can see everything: the way their slick pussies kiss and slide, swollen clits rubbing directly, coating each other in shiny arousal. Fingers sinking deep inside tight, dripping heat, curling just right while tongues explore open mouths and then trail lower to lick and suck throbbing flesh.</p><p>The orgasms they give each other are devastatingly intimate. Bodies arching, legs shaking, loud gasping cries as they come hard, cunts clenching and pulsing visibly, juices dripping down thighs and soaking the sheets. One riding the other&#8217;s face, grinding her wet pussy against eager lips and tongue until she shudders through a messy, squirting climax. Then they switch, scissoring frantically, clits locked together in slippery, rhythmic friction until both women cum again, trembling and holding each other through the intense waves.</p><p>I stay in my corner, heart pounding, cock aching, completely untouched, because the raw, genuine love and pleasure between them is what destroys me most. The tender kisses between orgasms, the way they look into each other&#8217;s eyes with pure devotion while their bodies are still joined and dripping. Their world is complete without me, and that truth only makes the arousal sharper, deeper, more unbearable.</p><p></p><p>Something about lesbians is so wrongfully right! I love them from every angle and with every inch of my male body. I adore lesbians. I worship lesbians. take me babyy! nichukue please! Put me on a leash and I&#8217;ll be the happiest man alive. </p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Living alone is art, not everyone is an artist ]]></title><description><![CDATA[alphonce wtf?]]></description><link>https://alphoncewtf.substack.com/p/living-alone-is-art-not-everyone</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://alphoncewtf.substack.com/p/living-alone-is-art-not-everyone</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[alphonce wtf?]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 15:52:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!FVbz!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F82262093-6b2a-49da-91ae-89cfcfe1602d_1254x1254.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some of us when we just turned 13 our parents were like &#8220;yeah nigga you be doing a lot, get your ass to a boarding school!&#8221; Since then, we&#8217;ve mastered the art of staying cold, absolutely cold. From longing your parents&#8217; presence to shifting into a cold hearted detached person is a shift that no one will warn you about.</p><p>You learn fast in boarding school. The first week you&#8217;re crying during lights out, hugging your blanket like it&#8217;s your last emotional support system. By second term? You&#8217;re eating rock hard chapati, bathing with water cold enough to communicate with ancestors, and saying &#8220;it is what it is&#8221; after every traumatic experience. Parents would call once a month and suddenly act shocked. &#8220;Why don&#8217;t you talk much anymore?&#8221; Ma&#8217;am, I fought for survival , defended my bucket from thieves, and watched seniors drink my Fanta in front of me while maintaining eye contact. The child you dropped off came back emotionally sponsored by silence and powdered milk. Now affection feels suspicious, home feels temporary, and every time someone says &#8220;family meeting,&#8221; your body enters defensive mode automatically. You choose to stay in your room anytime anyday.</p><p>This shapes you into a whole different personality. I detach immediately after I see a single red flag because I know where I come from emotionally. </p><p></p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!FVbz!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F82262093-6b2a-49da-91ae-89cfcfe1602d_1254x1254.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!FVbz!, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/w_424, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/c_limit, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/f_webp, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/q_auto:good, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F82262093-6b2a-49da-91ae-89cfcfe1602d_1254x1254.jpeg 424w, /__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!FVbz!, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/w_848, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/c_limit, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/f_webp, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/q_auto:good, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F82262093-6b2a-49da-91ae-89cfcfe1602d_1254x1254.jpeg 848w, /__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!FVbz!, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/w_1272, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/c_limit, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/f_webp, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/q_auto:good, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F82262093-6b2a-49da-91ae-89cfcfe1602d_1254x1254.jpeg 1272w, /__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!FVbz!, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/w_1456, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/c_limit, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/f_webp, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/q_auto:good, 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/__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/w_1456, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/c_limit, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/f_auto, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/q_auto:good, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F82262093-6b2a-49da-91ae-89cfcfe1602d_1254x1254.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>Yes. The best relationship to have with your parents is a long distance relationship. At least that is what I learnt. Parents respect you more when they don&#8217;t see you more often. And it hits even deeper when your parents were never truly absent&#8230; just distant enough for you to never fully reach them.</p><p>It honestly rewires your brain. You become so comfortable being alone that your room starts feeling like a five-star resort. Other people say things like &#8220;I can&#8217;t stay alone for too long, I&#8217;ll go crazy.&#8221; Meanwhile you&#8217;ve been in your room for 11 hours straight, survived on biscuits and one bottle of water, created fake interview scenarios in your head, listened to sad music for no reason, and somehow called it &#8220;self care.&#8221; Solitude doesn&#8217;t scare you because your childhood basically gave you a masterclass in emotional independence. After years of &#8220;lights out,&#8221; silent suffering, and parents who loved you from a respectful emotional distance, being alone just feels normal.</p><p>Roommates feel like a violation of something sacred we didn&#8217;t even know we were protecting until we got our own space. After boarding school, sharing a room stops being &#8220;vibes&#8221; and starts feeling like a psychological group project you never signed up for. Because we&#8217;ve already lived through the full experience: one guy snoring like a broken tractor, another waking up at 3am to rehearse his entire life choices out loud, and someone always asking &#8220;bro uko na mkate?&#8221; like it&#8217;s a national emergency. So now, the idea of willingly repeating that in adulthood feels like emotional self-sabotage.</p><p>They provided, paid fees on time, asked about grades, showed up when necessary &#8212; present in the physical sense, but somehow always standing a few emotional steps away from you. So you grow up confused because you can&#8217;t even say you lacked love completely. It was there&#8230; just quiet, formal, practical. Love sounded like &#8220;have you eaten?&#8221; instead of &#8220;talk to me.&#8221; Care looked like school fees receipts, not long conversations. And after years of that, you stop expecting emotional closeness altogether. You become a person who handles everything internally because that&#8217;s what life trained you to do.</p><p></p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2Xd9!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fdc8484bc-5a91-4876-9d5b-ede0604837da_764x1472.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2Xd9!, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/w_424, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/c_limit, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/f_webp, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/q_auto:good, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fdc8484bc-5a91-4876-9d5b-ede0604837da_764x1472.jpeg 424w, /__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2Xd9!, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/w_848, 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You could lose your mind on Tuesday and nobody would know till Friday because your emotional support system was built like a secret government operation. You laugh loud, make jokes, send memes, act unserious &#8212; meanwhile your inner child is sitting in a corner holding a metal box and a half-eaten mandazi wondering why affection feels illegal. And because boarding school raised us like undercover agents, we mastered doing everything privately. Crying privately. Loving privately. Even getting sick privately. You&#8217;d literally have Ebola  and still tell people &#8220;ni allergies tu.&#8221;</p><blockquote><p>we don&#8217;t condemn our african parents enough </p></blockquote><p></p><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Romeo and Juliet from Kahawa Wendani]]></title><description><![CDATA[alphonce wtf?]]></description><link>https://alphoncewtf.substack.com/p/romeo-and-juliet-from-kahawa-wendani</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://alphoncewtf.substack.com/p/romeo-and-juliet-from-kahawa-wendani</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[alphonce wtf?]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2026 17:38:29 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZTdC!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe5b91eeb-6e3b-4581-9cba-09d2216319ae_828x832.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Babey you know I love you, I really do&#8221; {cool winter jazz is slowly playing in the background } She whispers to my ears as I look at her watery eyes, the eyes of a girl with pure intentions and nothing but love. I see my reflection in her eyes, I can&#8217;t lie, my face is shining too. </p><p>Gentlemen,If you&#8217;ve never experienced the love of a girl who is 100% into you, I highly recommend focusing on drugs and Andrew Tate. The type of relationship that opens up your mind, the kind of love that leaves you yearning to make yourself better and better each day. </p><p>I love her because she somehow turns my serious life into a romantic comedy without even trying. One minute I&#8217;m acting calm and composed, the next I&#8217;m smiling at my phone like an idiot because of her text. She steals my hoodies, my attention, and honestly, most of my brain cells, yet I still adore her endlessly.</p><p>&#8220;Babey you&#8217;ve never asked me to be your girlfriend&#8221;Holy yes. I mean who doesn&#8217;t wanna plan a picnic date, buy paint brushes, snacks, some JBL speaker for some sunset as we draw our favorite sex positions before asking you to be my girlfriend? come on now don&#8217;t play!</p><p></p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZTdC!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe5b91eeb-6e3b-4581-9cba-09d2216319ae_828x832.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZTdC!, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/w_424, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/c_limit, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/f_webp, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/q_auto:good, 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One minute she is giving me attitude like the main character in a movie, and the next minute she is soft, sweet, and making my whole day better without realizing it. She can confuse me, frustrate me, and still have me missing her five minutes later. No matter how busy I am, I always find myself yearning for her presence, her voice, her laughter, even her random little complaints.</p><p>Many will argue that being a lover boy at this time of the economy and age will drag me behind, but honestly with all due respect shut the fuck up. early 20s crisis is so real. You need a partner in your life(my opinion). Sometimes you need someone who turns you into a soft spoken charismatic dude who has some support behind his back. </p><p>In Psychology, <strong>Havighurst&#8217;s Developmental Tasks of Young Adulthood;</strong></p><p>According to Havighurst, <strong>young adulthood</strong> (roughly ages 18&#8211;30) involves several major responsibilities and milestones:</p><ol><li><p><strong>Selecting a mate</strong><br>Choosing a romantic partner or spouse.</p></li><li><p><strong>Learning to live with a partner</strong><br>Adjusting to shared life, compromise, and intimacy</p></li></ol><p>One would argue that it&#8217;s even backed up by science!</p><p>When a yearner, a giver, and a lover fall in love, even the stars stop shining just to admire such a rare invention of fate. The universe grows quiet, as if it fears interrupting something so delicate and extraordinary. Their love becomes a language of longing, tenderness, and devotion &#8212; where every glance carries emotion and every touch feels like poetry written by destiny itself. They love deeply, argue passionately, miss each other endlessly, yet somehow always find their way back together. In each other, they discover comfort, chaos, and healing all at once. And perhaps that is the beauty of true love: two imperfect souls creating something so magical that even the heavens pause to witness it.</p><p>&#8220;Babey you&#8217;ve never shown me your ex&#8221; her famous self harm and self sabotage words before she goes into mental psychosis. Of course I love me some clingy girlfriend, but sometimes emotions grow too strong you start tweaking, overthinking every &#8220;hey&#8221; that feels a little different and reading meanings into silence that probably doesn&#8217;t even exist. </p><p></p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-_6v!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2f070643-2abd-4046-b846-875ce1b05ffa_1008x1792.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-_6v!, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/w_424, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/c_limit, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/f_webp, /__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/q_auto:good, 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Still, deep down, there&#8217;s something comforting about being wanted that much &#8212; like you matter enough for someone to miss you loudly. It can feel intense, even overwhelming at times, but in between the chaos and the confusion, there&#8217;s also warmth, attachment, and a kind of love that doesn&#8217;t know how to be quiet.</p><p>I love my girl, I would choose her even in the next life. 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isPermaLink="false">https://alphoncewtf.substack.com/p/i-actually-prefer-my-women-with-extra</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[alphonce wtf?]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 06:18:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!wK5o!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd2b958bc-c166-4c76-b660-14541183c7e4_828x1422.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://alphoncewtf.substack.com/subscribe?utm_source=email&r=&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="/__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/subscribe?utm_source=email&amp;r="><span>Subscribe</span></a></p><p></p><p>Yeah. Ever just sat down and had a flashback of all tue women you&#8217;ve dated? Well at least that is what I did today! Apparently I came to realize that every single woman I dated or I&#8217;m dating is plus sized, and I mean &#8220;thicker than an average thick lady out there&#8221;</p><p>This automatically means I attract plus sized women. I&#8217;m gonna hold every single dude&#8217;s hand amd say y&#8217;all are sleeping on the best personalities ever! These plus sized women are the cutest potatoes to ever blesss this earth. Just a minor workout like ascending the stairs, they&#8217;ll be panting and catching breathe. Isn&#8217;t that the cutest thing? Gentlemen?</p><p>Oh? during sex? bruhh it feels like heaven on earth!Having sex with plus-sized women offers a uniquely enveloping and deeply satisfying experience that transcends the physical, delivering profound therapeutic benefits to both body and mind. Their soft, generous curves create a warm, pillowy embrace that feels like sinking into the ultimate comfort, every thrust cushioned by plush thighs, a yielding belly, and full breasts that mold perfectly against you. This natural padding heightens sensations, making movements smoother, more immersive, and less jarring, allowing for longer, more passionate sessions without discomfort.</p><p>Plus-sized women often possess the softest hearts because their bodies have already taught them the beauty of acceptance. In a world quick to judge curves and rolls, they learn early to extend the grace they rarely receive. This forges empathy that runs deep&#8212; an intuitive understanding of struggle, insecurity, and the quiet pain others hide. Their hearts soften through lived experience rather than theory.</p><p>&#8220;Babe nakupenda&#8221; she whispers as I massage her back witu cussons baby oil. This affirmation quite often melts my heart. Her thick back slides with oil as she groans in acceptance and eyes full of life and love, Oh mahn I love this girl. Many are the times erotic massages in our bedroom would lead to passionate sex and make out sessions. I mean you can&#8217;t assume all that ass and tummy, it just slides in automatically, bro you can&#8217;t resist the desires of a last who is two times bigger than you, she&#8217;ll grab you if you play. </p><p>Their intentions stay pure because they know what it feels like to be reduced to a number on a scale or a clothing tag. This awareness cultivates genuine kindness. They love without keeping score or demanding perfection, offering instead a safe harbor where vulnerability is celebrated. Their affection feels abundant, like a warm embrace that wraps fully around you&#8212; generous, unfiltered, and real.</p><p>Plus-sized women love better because they&#8217;ve rejected society&#8217;s conditional approval. Having fought for their own worth, they extend unconditional love more freely. They celebrate your flaws alongside their own, creating intimacy rooted in truth rather than performance. Their love is patient, nourishing, and resilient&#8212; qualities refined through self-compassion.</p><p>Their softness enhances every touch. Breasts, thighs, hips, and belly provide natural padding and movement that heighten sensation&#8212;for both partners. Positions feel more stable and comfortable, allowing deeper, longer-lasting intimacy without sharp edges or discomfort. There&#8217;s often more to hold, kiss, and explore, turning the entire body into an erogenous landscape.</p><p>Paired with the pure intentions and loving hearts discussed earlier, the encounter becomes holistic: physically indulgent yet emotionally safe. They love with their whole body and give generously, making the experience feel abundant, enthusiastic, and profoundly satisfying.</p><p>Exploring a freaky, adventurous side with plus-sized women unlocks deeper levels of pleasure, trust, and connection. Their generous curves and soft bodies respond beautifully to bold touch, movement, and intensity. Being sexually open signals acceptance of her entire body &#8212; something many plus-sized women crave after facing judgment. This validation builds confidence, helping her let go completely and match your energy with enthusiasm.</p><p>Introducing toys is especially powerful. Vibrators, dildos, suction toys, or strap-ons can stimulate areas that hands alone might not reach as effectively on a fuller figure. They allow for prolonged, intense stimulation of the clitoris, G-spot, or other sensitive zones while you focus on kissing, squeezing, and worshipping her body. Toys extend stamina, create new sensations, and often lead to stronger, more frequent orgasms.</p><p>&#8220;Babey tucuddle&#8221; this is the last echo you&#8217;ll hear before she falls asleep facing the other side of the wall, of course because she can&#8217;t lie on your chest! 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url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Kjok!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6c2b5187-cecd-46b0-889e-b99efdfb8b1a_1179x823.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://alphoncewtf.substack.com/subscribe?utm_source=email&r=&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="/__u/alphoncewtf.substack.com/subscribe?utm_source=email&amp;r="><span>Subscribe</span></a></p><p></p><p>&#8220;Are you sure of what you are doing babe?&#8221; bihhh sybau lemme eat dat! Everyone has their sexual kinks and everything. I wouldn&#8217;t call mine weird, neither is it abnormal. I eat ass for the love of the game. </p><p>I know. Yes I came to realize I enjoy eating her out than the actual sex act. The juicy aroma of a clean fat pussy is irresistable, dude. I can spend the whole 3 hours making my tongue numb, broo this has to be the best feeling ngl. </p><p>Of course hygiene is very important but real ass and pussy eaters know that the mustier the better. Eat her out after she&#8217;s been walking outside the whole day. I love me a lady that doesn&#8217;t find it awkward, just going with the &#8220;flow&#8221;. As with any personal interest, consent, communication, and respect are essential so that she feels comfortable and valued. These preferences are simply part of how I experience attraction and connection in relationships, and they reflect personal taste and curiosity.</p><p>The best thing about this kink is that it&#8217;s not bad, and someone who isn&#8217;t used to having their privates eaten out can easily adjust to loving it immediately after they find out they&#8217;ve been missing out on the greatest form of intimacy.</p><p>The appeal often comes from the power dynamic, the taste/smell, the submission/worship aspect, or just straight-up giving pleasure and feeling your partner lose control.</p><p>Eating ass and pussy is my ultimate kink because it represents the deepest form of intimate worship I can offer a woman. There&#8217;s something profoundly primal and submissive about burying my face between her cheeks or thighs, inhaling her natural scent, and tasting her most private, forbidden places. The soft, warm, slick texture of her wet pussy against my tongue, the way her clit throbs and swells as I lick and suck, drives me wild. But eating her ass takes it even further &#8212; that tight, puckered hole feels so deliciously taboo.</p><p>The musky, earthy flavor, the vulnerability of her letting me devour her there, makes me rock hard every single time. It&#8217;s an act of total surrender on her part and total devotion on mine. I love the way she moans and grinds against my face, smothering me, using my mouth for her pleasure while I eagerly tongue-fuck both holes. The combination of her juices running down my chin, the heat, the wetness, and the sheer filthiness of it pushes every dominant-submissive button I have. Nothing else makes me feel so sexually alive, hungry, and completely owned by her body. It&#8217;s not just foreplay &#8212; it&#8217;s my obsession.</p><p>The moment I drop to my knees and spread her cheeks wide, I feel an overwhelming rush of submission and lust. Her pussy is soft, warm, and dripping, and I crave every drop of her sweet, tangy juices coating my tongue as I lap at her folds and suck her swollen clit until her legs shake. But it&#8217;s eating her ass that truly breaks me. That tight, delicate, taboo little hole tastes so filthy and intimate, a perfect mix of musk and forbidden pleasure. Sliding my tongue deep inside her ass while my nose is buried in her pussy makes me throb uncontrollably. I love the way she pushes back, smothering my face, riding my mouth like I&#8217;m nothing but her personal toy. The wetness, the heat, the dirty sounds, and the complete surrender of worshipping both her holes at once turns me into a desperate, addicted mess. It&#8217;s the ultimate act of devotion &#8212; messy, humiliating, and intensely erotic.</p><p>Talk about dopamine. Yeah right? I love me a lady that gives me dopamine evertime she says &#8220;nakuja leo babe&#8221; like yess come over, sit on my face please &#8220;nitapumua na miguu&#8221;</p><p>The sheer nastiness of pressing my tongue inside her ass, feeling it pulse and relax around me while her pussy juices run down my chin is pure euphoria. I love when she grabs my head, smothers me, and grinds back, turning my face into her personal seat. The combination of both holes  licking, sucking, and worshipping them together  makes me feel like a desperate, pussy-and-ass addicted slut. It&#8217;s humiliating, deeply intimate, and completely addictive. 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