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The Pledge of Obedience

Benjamin Bartee — Fri, 04 Sep 2026 10:43:42 GMT

“I pledge obedience to The Beast
Of the United States of Palantir
And to my techno-rape, for which it stands,
One nation, under surveillance
With angst and terror for all”

· Chinese Communist Party Literally Names Its Domestic Surveillance Program ‘Skynet’
· WEF Takeover of American Education System Goes Live
· Data Center Resistance Risks Ohio Senate Race, Warns Internal GOP Memo

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‘Trans Genocide’ Enters ‘Early to Middle Stages’, Warns Alphabet NGO

Benjamin Bartee — Mon, 31 Aug 2026 13:02:28 GMT

“First they came for the troons, and I did not speak out because it actually sounded like a pretty good idea…”
-Ancient Social Justice™ proverb

By way of setting the table here, postmodernist semantical engineering aside, “genocide,” in fact, has a historical fixed meaning, as defined by the 1948 Genocide Convention.

Via United Nations:

“In the present Convention, genocide means any of the following acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group, as such:
1. Killing members of the group;
2. Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group;
3. Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part;
4. Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group;
5. Forcibly transferring children of the group to another group…
To constitute genocide, there must be a proven intent on the part of perpetrators to physically destroy a national, ethnical, racial or religious group. Cultural destruction does not suffice.”

As far as I am aware — and, again, these designations change on a near-daily basis because words are just tools to an end to cynical postmodernists — the troons and their many powerful advocates in industry and government have not yet gotten themselves qualified as members of a “national, ethnical, racial or religious group.”

(Granted, their zeal for scalping children’s genitals in the name of Gender Equity™ is clearly a pseudo-religious impulse [from Satan], so maybe they’ve got a case as a “religious group.”)

Definitional inapplicability notwithstanding, ginning up hysteria being a tried-and-true strategy for fundraising and getting attention for themselves, a very serious-sounding NGO called Lemkin Institute for Genocide Prevention has dived in headfirst, warning that “the United States is squarely within the early to middle stages of a genocidal process against trans people.”

The Republican Party, it cautions, is preparing to take its anti-tranny crusade global — to “completely” purge not just the troons within its immediate grasp within American territories but “globally.”

Via Lemkin Institute for Genocide Prevention (emphasis added):

“The Republican Party’s anti-trans agenda has radicalized and continued to intensify. 2025 was the sixth consecutive record-breaking year for the number of anti-trans bills considered across the country. There was a 45 percent increase in bills between 2024 and 2025. Between 2021 and 2025, the number of bills in consideration has increased by 668 percent…
The Lemkin Institute believes that the United States is squarely within the early to middle stages of a genocidal process against trans people, the goal of which is to completely erase transgender people not only from public life but also from existence in the U.S. and globally…
Currently the United States government is pursuing a strategy to impose an alien identity on trans people through hostile laws. When that fails, we can expect the government, if not stopped by internal and external pressures, to move towards strategies of containment involving the criminalization of the entire community based solely on its existence. Each process is coercive and violent, but the location and character of the violence is different. Importantly, the current state strategy of legal prohibition provides trans people with far more opportunities for escape to a more friendly state domestically and, when that fails, to foreign countries. Once the containment process begins, flight becomes much more difficult. The process leading to containment strategies is also a radicalizing factor for state institutions and agents, which will create a greater tolerance for gross human rights abuses.”

Clunky, hulking tranny Anne Ogborn, as Director of another heroic “human rights” NGO called Trans Rescue, stealthily relocates fellow persecuted troons across the globe, from Mongolia to Morocco, who find themselves in danger of being holocausted to a safety in a progressive Karen’s suburban attic somewhere, Anne Frank-style, where they can document their travails in fountain pen while the jackbooted goon squad goes door-to-door looking for trannies just like them to toss onto the trains destined for camps where work will set them free.

To discuss his work, Ogborn recently sat down with another equally unsightly rainbow ogre, the host of propaganda outlet TransLash, to warn that the Trump administration is currently planning to confiscate all of the troons’ passports in order to prevent them from fleeing to safety as the National Guard or whatever SS-like paramilitary organization readies the camps and fires up the ovens.

(Parenthetically — and this is a phenomenon I’ve documented for years at Armageddon Prose with great confusion — I don’t know why these people always assume the form of those underwater creatures from the Star Wars reboot. Truly a remarkable exercise in physiognomic adaptation.)

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My strong contention, based on years of studying the dark recesses of the Social Justice™ hivemind, is that, in addition to the standard leftist lionization of victimhood that incentivizes various minorities to cosplay as holocaust victims, there’s an unspoken psychosexual fetish motivating the performative hysteria.

The prospect of a troonycaust, deep in their surgically altered loins, titillates the alphabet community, with its lust for self-desecration and performative victimhood.

As MSNBC host Christ Matthews once claimed of then-candidate Obama, it sends a “thrill up their leg.”

Benjamin Bartee, author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile (now available in paperback), is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.

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Bioterror Roundup: Vaccine Pimps Gone Wild, Aussie Penguins Vaxxed For Bird Flu

Benjamin Bartee — Fri, 28 Aug 2026 14:32:42 GMT

The latest updates on the “new normal” — chronicling the lies, distortions, and abuses by the ruling class.

Aussie penguins get bird flu injections

In a world at latent nuclear war, seemingly on the brink of economic calamity at any moment as the financial house of cards threatens collapse, bird flu terror still simmers on the back-burner, in the technocrats’ back pocket, ready for tactical deployment if need be.

Although they haven’t ramped up the terror to anywhere near COVID levels, speculatively, they possibly accurately assess that they torched their credibility with the public during Pandemic 1.0.

Accordingly, they probably couldn’t get nearly as much traction this time and possibly could even risk full-on uprising if they tried the lockdown/masking/vaxxing regime again.

But it’s coming, sooner or later, in the form of bird flu or some other gain-of-function chimeric Frankenstein.

To that end, they keep the terror at a soft boil in the news, in the background, biding their time, never letting the public forget the threat.

In the Land Down Under, which arguably enacted the most totalitarian COVID regime on the planet next to China, complete with internment camps for citizens who popped positive on a fraudulent PCR test, Victorian state authorities are currently “vaccinating” little penguins with by the thousands for bird flu.

Via ABC (the literal Australian state media, not to be confused with the de facto American state media ABC):

“The rush to protect Victoria’s little penguin population against bird flu continues, with about 1,000 birds having received their first doses of an H5N1 vaccine.
Authorities plan to vaccinate 5,000 little penguins at Phillip Island and St Kilda, with hundreds of the birds being rounded up and given a shot each night for the past week.
Last night, a team at the Phillip Island Nature Park, south-east of Melbourne, vaccinated their 1,000th bird, on the same day as the deadly strain that has killed hundreds of birds was detected in a long-nosed fur seal in South Australia, the first time it has been confirmed as crossing over to Australia’s mammal population.
Phillip Island is home to about 40,000 little penguins, making it the world’s largest colony.
Worst-case modelling suggests a major bird flu outbreak could kill between 8,000 and 16,000 of the birds.
About 10,000 doses of the vaccine are needed for the two-shot program.”

Prediction: Some of these penguins are going to die, which will then be blamed on bird flu via dubious PCR testing, providing the pretext for more “vaxx-them-all-and-let-God-sort-them-out” hysteria in a never-ending feedback loop of blood-letting until Bill Gates has his fill of death and destruction (he never does).

Meanwhile, free-range Kiwi chickens on bird flu lockdown

Via RNZ Digital:

“While the threat of bird flu still hangs over the egg industry, the Egg Producers Federation says it’s likely free-range chickens will be going in and out of lockdown in the coming months.
Hundreds of thousands of hens have been in lockdown as the third case of bird flu was confirmed in a wild bird in Aotearoa.
But Egg Producers Federation chairperson and Mainland Poultry chief executive John McKay told RNZ’s Checkpoint they would let half a million of their hens back outside on Wednesday...
McKay warned it might be something Aotearoa* had to get used to in free-range farming.”

*Social Justice™ people and compliant Kiwi media now refer to New Zealand by the politically correct Maori term for the North Island, “Aotearoa.”

Elite vaccine pimp Paul Offit: ‘You can never really say MMR [vaccine] doesn’t cause autism’

By his own admission, “you can never really say” it truthfully, but Dr. Paul Offit has anyway on television, multiple times a week for years, because he likes his Big Pharma checks and he knows how to service his paymaster:

“You can never really say MMR [vaccine] doesn’t cause autism. But, frankly, when you get in front of the media, you better get used to saying it because otherwise people hear a door being left open when a door shouldn’t be left open.”

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The charitable interpretation of this statement would be that Dr. Paul harbors such contempt for the Deplorable serfs that, in his appraisal, they simply can’t be trusted, when presented with the facts, to correctly interpret that information and make an informed risk-benefit analysis.

He and his comrades in The Science™ will determine what’s best for them.

This is their burden as higher beings.

The White Coat’s Burden, if you will.

The likelier interpretation, though, is that he knows very well that vaccines cause autism.

If that cat were ever allowed out of the bag, he’d have hell to pay for all the children he has maimed and killed over his career.

And anyway, honest to God, though, what is the doctor supposed to do?

Fidelity to ethics didn’t make him a multimillionaire celebrity after he sold Merck his rotavirus vaccine and then leveraged his position on the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices (ACIP) to get it recommended for all the nation’s children and enrich himself in the process.

How is the doctor supposed to receive slobbering fellatio from cable news actresses — his favorite thing, next to the money — if he doesn’t, in turn, service the pharmaceutical advertisers on those networks by laundering their bullshit through the veneer of white coat respectability in turn?

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Top researcher debunking autism-vaccine nexus to plead guilty to fraud charges

The CDC rewarded German scientist Poul Thorsen handsomely for his work ostensibly debunking any link between autism and vaccines going back to the 1990s.

He’s now set to plead guilty to multiple felonies related to the fraud he perpetrated in that endeavor.

Via The Defender:

“A former Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) scientist who played a crucial role in research rebutting any link between vaccines and autism is expected to plead guilty next week to wire fraud and money laundering.
Poul Thorsen, 65, is finalizing a plea deal with prosecutors relating to charges stemming from a 2011 federal indictment, Nathan Kitchens, assistant U.S. Attorney for the Northern District of Georgia, told The Defender.
Thorsen, who began working for the CDC in the late 1990s, faces two counts of wire fraud and nine counts of money laundering related to over $1 million in CDC grant money. The funds were earmarked for autism and public health research, but Thorsen allegedly used them to buy a home, two cars and a motorcycle…
Danish independent vaccine safety researcher Vibeke Manniche, M.D., Ph.D., said some of the federal funds Thorsen is said to have misused may have been intended for vaccine-autism studies. Manniche said the guilty plea calls Thorsen’s research into question.
“An obvious question is whether he also has been cheating with data to achieve the results he sought,” Manniche said. “That we don’t know. A good rule in gold-standard science is replication, and it would be wise, for so many reasons, to replicate his work,” independently of the institutions Thorsen had been affiliated with.
Grundvig noted that the Thorsen indictment included unnamed co-conspirators, suggesting that the investigation may implicate more people — and also the controversial autism research that Thorsen helped publish in 2002 and 2003 that was cited as proof of no link between vaccines and autism.””

Benjamin Bartee, author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile (now available in paperback), is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.

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Royal Society Blames Climate Change™ on Free-Range Eggs, Floats Rations

Benjamin Bartee — Tue, 25 Aug 2026 11:40:11 GMT

In recent findings provided by the philanthropic practitioners of The Science™ that definitely have nothing to do with solidifying totalitarian control over the food supply in order to weaponize its against non-compliant serfs on the techno-plantation but rather borne out of altruistic concern for Mother Gaia, the UK Royal Society has concluded that, despite what common sense might indicate to the contrary, allowing egg-producing chickens to graze freely in pastures as they’ve done with great success for millennia is actually extremely harmful to the Earth Mother, as such activity produces a terrifying volume of carbon dioxide — the molecule that plants breathe and then convert into oxygen for humans to breathe in a deadly symbiotic interplay that The Science™ is determined to subvert.

For your own good, you understand — and the chickens’, whom they love so dearly.

For all of Mother Earth’s children.

They’re liberal animal lovers, these do-gooder nerds of The Science™ priest class, as well as people lovers.

Love is all you need.

And Hope and Change.

Via The Guardian:

“Organic eggs are twice as bad for the climate as eggs from chickens living in cages, research suggests…
This is because organic free-range models need more chickens for the same number of eggs produced, as birds living in cages tend to be more efficient.
Organic free-range production also scored worst in its potential for water eutrophication, acidification and land use. Chicken mortality was also highest in organic free range farming, the researchers said…
The researchers estimated that 1,439,000 tCO2e is emitted under the current regime, in which egg production is split between caged, barn-housed, free-range non-organic and free-range organic systems.”

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Industrial factory farm cages, where the cramped birds, with highly skewed omega 3:6 ratios due to their industrial soy and corn feed, wallow in squalor and disease until they’re liberally and lovingly put out of their misery, are, perhaps counterintuitively but factually nonetheless, the friendliest to Mother Gaia and her many two-legged and four-legged children.

From the study, via Royal Society Open Science (emphasis added):

“Among husbandry systems, the furnished cage system tended to exhibit the lowest environmental impacts per unit of product across all categories, followed by the battery cage system, which offers more limited space and, although no longer permitted in the EU, remains in use globally…
The organic free-range system had the highest global warming potential, eutrophication potential and land occupation compared with all other husbandry systems…
Consequently, any substitution away from cages is likely to increase emissions. Our cage-based scenarios, therefore, offer valuable insights into the potential environmental consequences of transitioning from cage-dominated systems to alternative husbandry approaches…
Overall, a transition away from the cage-based husbandry systems is likely to come with higher environmental impacts and considerable consequences for animal welfare…
Our findings indicate that future animal welfare policy should also account for the environmental impacts of production…
Moreover, future changes in per capita egg consumption may also need to be considered, particularly in countries over-consuming eggs*.”

*The Royal Society, mouthpiece of the inbred Transylvanian squatter family that is allowed nominal sovereignty over Britain for some reason, took an awful long time — thousands and thousands of words — to get to the punchline: “Future changes in per capita egg consumption” (for the peasants, that is, not for the oligarch class, who get to fly on private jets and eat whatever they like).

Let them eat zhe bugs!

Benjamin Bartee, author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile (now available in paperback), is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.

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Leaked GOP Memo: Data Centers Politically Toxic, Might Cost Ohio Senate Race

Benjamin Bartee — Sat, 22 Aug 2026 12:50:56 GMT

Ohio GOP Senate candidate Jon Husted is in hot water with the electorate, caught in a statistical tie with his Democrat challenger.

The National Republican Senatorial Committee, via a memo leaked to CIA mouthpiece Axios, blames popular blowback on mass data center construction.

From the memo:

“Jon Husted and Sherrod Brown are in a dead heat. Private polling has been consistent: when voters hear Brown’s positions and his record, Husted pulls away. That is still the path in this race. The new ingredient(and the new problem) is data centers.
Ohio is one of the leaders in building these AI factories. Brown has made his opposition to them the centerpiece of his campaign against Husted. Brown is using it because it works. More than any other thing in this race, data centers are the anchor hanging around Husted’s neck. If he loses and datacenters get the blame, politicians across the country will take notice — and they will not go near the next one..
Data centers are the centerpiece in the case Sherrod Brown is litigating; he has made them his de facto opponent, and no one is correcting the record. Brown has put three unique television ads on the air and spent millions doing it, to the tune of more than 6,000 points on television. This is more than a month’s worth of messaging during one of the most critical times in the race.
Our polling indicates that this messaging is significantly more effective than traditional messaging tracts, as it introduces new information on a highly relevant, emerging topic. This has become a sleeper issue for the entire election cycle…
Campaigns or party committees can not [sic] fix the toxic brand of an entire segment of the economy. The companies that need these projects built have to fix how Ohioans see them: who benefits, who pays, and why a community should want one. Until that happens, the issue will continue to dominate this race. If it is still this potent in November, elected officials everywhere will treat Ohio as their reason to work against data centers in the future. If voters’ perceptions of data centers are not fixed quickly*, the campaign against them will expand far beyond Ohio…
While the perceptions of data centers are weak, the American people are with us. By overwhelming margins, the American people prefer a Republican candidate who wants to only let data centers be built in communities that approve them by a local vote of the people, and that pay for their own power, water, and other utilities versus a Democrat candidate who wants to stop data center construction altogether, which will cause America to lose the AI race to China.”

Curiously, you may notice that at no point does the memo indicate moderating the party’s commitment to the data center bonanza.

Rather than tweaking policy, it’s the “voters’ perception” that needs fixing.

The peasants have gotten their minds right — yet.

The party leadership won’t change tack, of course, because the donor and consultant classes of both parties dictate policy, even when it incurs political expense, and those interests are fully invested, literally and figuratively, in the data center game.

The job of the politician, therefore, is not to serve the constituency but to figure out how to sell to the public the policies prescribed by their masters, which are often in direct contravention of the electorate’s desires — in laymen’s terms, to manipulate them into ideological alignment with the special interests.

Noam Chomsky termed this, in the context of corporate media, “manufacturing consent.”

The memo reads like a marketing plan for AI manufacturers, because that’s what it is: “The companies that need these projects built have to fix how Ohioans see them: who benefits, who pays, and why a community should want one.”

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There will be no come-to-Jesus moment when the National Republican Senatorial Committee acknowledges that the majority of their constituents hate the data center regime and that, accordingly, maybe they should alter course to maintain popular support.

They know their own voters hate the data centers, and they plow onward anyway.

And why shouldn’t Ohioans hate them?

The overseers on the nascent techno-plantation have made no serious effort to convince the serfs of their benefits, whereas the obvious drawbacks include:

· Noise pollution
· Blight on the landscape
· Seizure of private property, including family homes, via eminent domain
· Massive power sink that will drive up electricity costs
· Draining the reservoirs and dumping toxic sludge into the water supply
· The obvious nefarious utility of the facilities once they’re completed, to serve as the nervous system of the Panopticon Beast State

The last point is probably the most salient — what people feel in their bones when they behold these sprawling monstrosities spontaneously appearing on the landscape, as if birthed from the underworld via some portal from hell, and it dawns on them what they’re all about: to monitor the activity of every human being on every square inch of God’s green Earth.

Organic demand for data centers never existed, and, again, the developers have never offered any compelling case for why they’re necessary by the thousands.

The best they’ve come up with so far is a.) some vague promise that AI will cure cancer (including, presumably, the cases caused by the data centers) by spitting out mRNA “vaccines” and b.) “China bad.”

Their inability to articulate a compelling answer to the why of it all is because the honest answer is that they’re going to be used to foster totalitarian control over everything.

Without hyperbole, the sociopaths erecting these machines literally want insight into everything, right down to the happenings underneath our skin — thus far mostly a black box which has sometimes been termed the last frontier of surveillance technology.

A proverbial Flock camera for every organ, for every cell, for every strand of DNA.

“Total vision” — “pan opticon,” if you will.

Benjamin Bartee, author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile (now available in paperback), is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.

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Psychiatry as Diabolical Pseudoscience: The Sordid Tale of Lindsay Clancy

Benjamin Bartee — Wed, 19 Aug 2026 14:51:24 GMT

“The ten most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the psych ward, and I’m here to help.”
-The Gipper

Lindsay Clancy, currently on trial, allegedly strangled her own three children in the basement of the family home with exercise bands in January 2023.

She had seen multiple psychiatrists over the course of the previous four months.

If you ever had any doubt that the field of psychiatry is populated by degenerate sociopaths who practice alchemical witchcraft with seemingly no remorse for the lives they destroy, I present to you the grilling of Lindsay Clancy’s psychiatric nurse, who prescribed psychotropic drug after drug after drug until she achieved the catastrophic results that, in retrospect, seem inevitable.

From September 2022 until she allegedly murdered her own family and jumped out of a two-story window in January 2023, Clancy was dosed with no fewer than 13 psychotropic pharmaceutical drugs furnished by multiple providers, none of whom bothered to coordinate their prescribed regimens despite knowing that she was seeing other doctors and suffering extreme side effects:

· Sertraline
· Lorazepam
· Hydroxyzine
· Clonazepam
· Buspirone
· Amitriptyline
· Trazodone
· Fluoxetine
· Zolpidem
· Mirtazapine
· Quetiapine
· Diazepam
· Lamotrigine

Clancy’s psychiatrist, Dr. Jennifer Tufts with the dead eyes — she appears to perhaps be drinking the proverbial Kool-Aid herself, as it were — testified that she had conducted all of Clancy’s “therapy” sessions, which lasted a grand total of 17 minutes, via Zoom or its equivalent, via what they call in the business “telehealth.”

She literally had never seen Clancy, her own patient to whom she prescribed numerous hard drugs simultaneously, in the flesh until she testified at the trial, a fact which Clancy’s attorney drew out of her disastrous testimony.

Tufts further admitted under examination that she never even administered the standard diagnostic test for post-partum depression, the Edinburgh Postnatal Depression Scale (EPDS). What’s more, she was forced to concede she wasn’t even familiar with its specifics.

Indeed, Lindsay repeatedly reported to the respected healthcare professionals tasked with her healing that the drugs they gave her only spiraled her further into psychosis:

· She felt “like a zombie”
· “I started having very intrusive thoughts that I never had before.”
· “feeling like I am going to die” in response to Remeron
· “dark thoughts”
· Feelings of developing addiction to Ativan*

(How could they have known which drugs were doing what, one might wonder, given that she was taking a dozen different ones? Obviously, they couldn’t have. Rather, they sprayed the target indiscriminately with automatic pharma gunfire and hoped something would land.)

*Having withdrawn from benzodiazepines myself, let me assure anyone who hasn’t: if there is a hell, where these doctors are headed, it’s probably a lot like benzo withdrawal. (Of course, The Experts™ never warn any of their patients of the addiction risk when dispensing them like candy, and many literally don’t know the risk exists.)

(The woman in that video later killed herself.)

Clancy brought her concerns to her trusted healthcare providers. To help their patient through her drug-induced psychosis, their solution was to give her new ones.

And then some more.

Just to sort of see what happened.

Then the cops find three strangled kids in a basement and a woman lying in the snow under a window, having jumped out, with a core body temperature of 82 degrees.

The modern psychiatrist’s modus operandi:

· Zoom in on the “telehealth” call
· Ask the patient what their deal is
· Demonstrate your deep empathy via copious nodding with furrowed brow
· Click buttons on your autonomous diagnostic computer program (“sad,” “anxious,” “suicidal ideation,” etc.)
· Dispense the drugs the computer program recommends
· Get the cash cow off the screen. Time is money.
· Next

One is forced to marvel, once more, at how prescient arguably the greatest satirical films of all time, Idiocracy, released in 2006, has proven.

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Why not prosecute the shrinks?

In short, the psychiatric industry very likely murdered Clancy’s children.

Of course, all of Clancy’s doctors maintain plausible deniability, with the default presumption that Clancy was already mentally ill before they ever “treated” her — ergo, she probably would’ve killed her children anyway.

If you shoot someone in the head with a revolver, there’s some fairly straightforward cause-and-effect that doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes to piece together — and a plethora of forensic evidence.

If, on the other hand, you poison them, call it “medicine,” and then smear anyone who raises suspicions as a “conspiracy theorist,” all of a sudden you’re off scot-free — and well-paid.

Even if their culpability were plain, the industry pays enough bribes to lawmakers and law enforcement to ensure that none of the perpetrators are ever held civilly, let alone criminally, liable.

Respect the Science™!

Benjamin Bartee, author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile (now available in paperback), is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.

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DOJ Indicts SPLC ‘Political Extremism Expert’ on Wire Fraud Conspiracy

Benjamin Bartee — Sun, 16 Aug 2026 13:13:21 GMT

Imagine, if you will, a land so utterly devoid of actual white supremacist terrorism that professional race hustlers resort to synthesizing it — conjuring it alchemically out of whole cloth like a jinn — in order to leverage it as the pretext to foist their progressive social engineering machinations on the American public.

That land is America, and those race hustlers run the Southern Poverty Law Center.

Via Associated Press:

“A former Southern Poverty Law Center official has been charged in the Department of Justice’s broader criminal case against the Alabama-based civil rights group, a frequent target of conservative critics who claim the nonprofit is politically biased.
Heidi Beirich, a political extremism expert* who left the law center about six years ago, was named in an indictment unsealed Wednesday.
Beirich, 59, of Palm Springs, California, is charged with wire fraud conspiracy, conspiracy to submit false statements to a federally insured bank and conspiracy to commit concealment money laundering. She was charged in the government’s existing case against the SPLC in Montgomery, Alabama.”

*Beirich is a “political extremism expert” in that she has spent her career as a political extremist while posing as a liberal do-gooder helping ethnics avoid literacy tests at polling stations in Alabama or whatever.

Via U.S. Department of Justice:

“On August 11, 2026, a federal grand jury in Montgomery returned a second superseding indictment adding a defendant and additional charges in the case involving the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC).
The second superseding indictment, which was unsealed today, charges Heidi L. Beirich, 59, of Palm Springs, California, along with the SPLC, with new charges of conspiracy to commit wire fraud and conspiracy to submit false statements to a federally insured bank. The new indictment also adds Beirich as a defendant to the previously charged count of conspiracy to commit concealment money laundering and charges the SPLC with an additional count of concealment money laundering. Beirich was served with an arrest warrant this morning in the Central District of California and is expected to make her initial appearance in federal court there this afternoon.
The charges arise from an alleged scheme involving the use of donated funds and financial accounts associated with fictitious entities…
The Southern Poverty Law Center was previously charged in an 11-count indictment returned in April 2026 with wire fraud, false statements to a federally insured bank, and conspiracy to commit concealment money laundering. The second superseding indictment alleges that, between 2007 and 2023, more than $4 million in donated funds were secretly funneled to individuals associated with various violent extremist groups.”

Here is a glimpse of the odious creature in nature, explaining that “white supremacy is one of the worst things mankind has ever come up with.” (Her job is literally to come up with it).

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While her employment at SPLC concluded in 2020, Beirich still poses a massive threat to all manner of civil liberties from her perch as co-founder and Chief Strategy Officer at Global Project Against Hate and Extremism (GPAHE), contracted to run the exact kind of schemes that she did at the SPLC, only for foreign states as well as the U.S. Deep State, “by government agencies both domestically and abroad.”

Via Global Project Against Hate and Extremism (GPAHE):

“Heidi Beirich, Ph.D., is an expert on the American and European far right, including white supremacist, anti-immigrant, antigovernment, and other extremist movements. In 2020, Beirich co-founded the Global Project Against Hate and Extremism (GPAHE) to monitor and counter increasingly transnational hate movements, particularly in areas of the world where capacity is limited to combat far-right movements that threaten human rights and democracy.
Beirich has testified in Congress on issues related to extremism in the military and among veterans and on the dangers of accelerationist and neo-Nazi movements. The House Select Committee to Investigate the January 6 Attack on the U.S. Capitol sought her testimony on the threat posed by the extremist Proud Boys and on the history of the rise of white supremacy in the U.S. Government agencies and tech companies have sought her advice on policies to combat hate speech, hate crimes, and domestic terrorism…
Her expertise has been sought out by government agencies both domestically and abroad, and cited in major investigations of the far right produced by governments, organizations and coalitions working to combat the rising tide of hate and extremism globally. Beirich has also served as an expert witness in civil cases lodged against extremist organizations including the white supremacist Proud Boys.”

Did you know?

An SPLC operative called Mark Potok, the organization’s former Intelligence Project director, was once filmed with a hand-scrawled scoreboard over his shoulder counting down the declining non-Hispanic white share of the American population, with the presumable goal of achieving its eventual total extinction — or, at least, having been rendered a permanent and persecuted extreme minority.

I have often seen conservatives over the years deride the SPLC as “anti-conservative” — an ideological misdiagnosis that obscures the reality of its mission, and therefore (possibly deliberately) makes opposing the true agenda all the more difficult.

The SPLC doesn’t target “conservatives” as such; it hates and seeks to destroy white people; that conservatives form the political faction in the West that oppose white genocide is incidental and not fundamental to the equation.

And, to emphasize the point, what’s going on is, in fact, a genocide — sans the jackboots, labor camps, and gravel pits, which are mostly unnecessary given modern technologies and the current state of refinement of the social sciences.

The SPLC is merely enacting the liberal and loving iteration of white genocide far less likely to engender enough backlash to impede achieving its goals — more scientific and cerebral, run by cadres of nerdy lawyers posing as philanthropists rather than goon squads, but a genocide nonetheless.

No mass graves are needed, but rather a quiet, orderly demise of the race that gave the world Mozart and penicillin, conquered and exterminated via its own commitment to liberalism weaponized against it by forces that hate it for reasons that would take volumes to explain.

If it were up to me, every single SPLC employee down to the lowliest undergraduate intern on loan from the local university sociology department would be brought up for military tribunals as enemy combatants and banished to Guantanamo Bay where they’d enjoy daily waterboarding spa treatments until their unceremonious deaths.

Alas, that fantasy doesn’t appear in the cards — yet.

A token prosecution of a single middle-management functionary — essentially a sacrificial offering for the administration to offer as red meat to the base while allowing the organization and others like it, such as GPAHE, to proceed at will — is apparently as good as it gets.

For now.

One fine day, though, the browbeaten, humiliated white race will liberate itself from its self-imposed shackles of liberalism, the ones that force it to abide such an abomination n as the SPLC, and then these people will pine for a softer landing, when a permanent Gitmo vacation was still on offer.

One fine day.

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Swamp Pharma Hookers Scream Bloody Murder Over Trump Vaccine Shift

Benjamin Bartee — Thu, 13 Aug 2026 12:36:55 GMT

Being old enough to remember the heady days of 2020-22, I was led to understand that questioning the edicts of The Science™, with the Public Health™ apparatus as the conduit, was a cardinal sin that warranted summary excommunication from grocery stores, schools, churches, the military, etc. — in short, the whole of society — on the grounds that, in so doing, one had exposed oneself as a “conspiracy theorist,” a threat to public safety, and likely a domestic terrorist to boot.

As an assumed loyal consumer of Armageddon Prose, because I’ve probably clipped it a hundred times over the years, you’re likely familiar with COVID Warlord Anthony Fauci’s infamous crowning of himself as the divine physical manifestation of The Science™, dispatched from above the clouds to liaise with the lesser beings of Earth, to direct and guide their behavior so as to liberate them from the shackles of their ignorance.

But here’s a lesser-known, and perhaps a more apropos clip for the purpose of this article, from August 2020, in which the old pharma warhorse laments “mistrust“ in the “authority” Public Health™ (with himself as its high priest and spokesman):

“There is a degree of anti-science feeling in this country. And I think it’s not just related to science, it’s almost related to authority and a mistrust in authority that spills over because, in some respects, scientists because they’re trying to represent data, may be looked upon as being authoritative figure. And their pushing back on authority, their pushing back on government, is the same as pushing back on science.”

Which brings us to the barrage of condemnations from virtually the entire Washington political establishment, dutifully amplified by the corporate media, in defense of the vaccine industry and against the recent Trump administration reductions in the recommended vaccine schedule.

All of the usual suspects came out of the woodwork to issue public statements, including, to link to but a few:

· Pennsylvania governor Josh Shapiro
· Senator and dungeon-keeper from The Princess Bride doppelganger Patty Murray
· Her Grace Hillary Clinton: “When it comes to your children’s health, listen to doctors… The American Academy of Pediatrics’ immunization recommendations have not changed.”

Melinda French Gates, who has dedicated her life to the “philanthropic” work of injecting African children with vaccine-derived polio and whose husband may or may not have infected her with STDs that he contracted from Russian hookers that his partner-in-crime Jeffrey Epstein hooked him up with, offered her two cents:

“Vaccines save lives.
Doctors know it. Scientists know it. Decades of research has proven it. And millions more children are alive and healthy as a result.
When public health guidance strays from scientific evidence, it creates confusion, erodes trust in life-saving innovations, and makes it harder for families to access the care they need.
We should never let politics stand in the way of medical care. Especially when it comes to our kids.”

Mitch McConnell, who may or may not be in hell with his father the devil, experiencing at this very moment rigorous and ceaseless sodomy via daddy’s pitchfork, has yet to weigh in, but we can assume he (or his ghost, or whatever handler with his hand up Mitch’s ass puppeteering his corpse) joins his esteemed Congressional colleagues in defense of their pharmaceutical benefactors.

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All of which is to say: whatever happened to Respecting the Science™, the unquestionable authority of the NIH, CDC, FDA, et al.?

The Science™ via HHS Secretary RFK Jr. has issued an edict, and now all must bow their heads in slavish obedience.

Those are the rules.

I didn’t write the rules; progressive social engineers wrote the rules, and we were all made to abide by them at the expense of the previously referenced excommunication from society (or worse).

Now they get to simply discard the rules they invented themselves, and imposed with zeal, on a whim once The Science™ tepidly pushes back on the “vaxx-them-all-and-let-God-sort-them-out” ethos?

How does that work?

I would love for His Excellency Anthony Fauci to explain it — slowly, using small words that the little people can understand — but it seems the broken shell of a man has since forgotten how to give mouthy, combative testimony to Republican-led Congressional oversight committees and is now reduced to meekly reading statements his lawyers wrote for him invoking the Fifth Amendment so he doesn’t go to jail for perjury.

Cat’s got his tongue.

Sad!

Anway, aside from the obvious profiteering of the medical industry and their whores in government, I suspect another major reason for the outpouring of condemnation is that, if enough children stop getting slammed with so many shots all at once, there might, out of that control group, grow an undeniable body of actual scientific evidence documenting a link between the out-of-control vaccine schedule and a host of chronic illnesses, not just autism.

Indeed, studies on that order have already been done — and summarily buried, like this one of impeccable quality documenting nearly 20,000 vaxxed and unvaxxed kids and their health outcomes, conducted by Henry Ford Health System, titled “Impact of Childhood Vaccination on Short and Long-Term Chronic Health Outcomes in Children: A Birth Cohort Study”:

“Henry Ford Health System (HFHS) is a large, vertically integrated healthcare system, offering primary, pediatric, acute, and specialty services in Metropolitan Detroit, with 4.2 million ambulatory care visits annually. The Health Alliance Plan (HAP), a non-profit health maintenance organization (HMO) and subsidiary of HFHS, has approximately 570,000 enrolled members…
This retrospective study evaluated health outcomes of a consecutive cohort of children born between 2000 and 2016 and enrolled in HAP…
Data sources for this study included medical, clinical and payer records from HFHS and HAP, supplemented with data from the State of Michigan immunization registry. Data tables included encounters (outpatient and emergency), hospitalizations, diagnoses, procedures and billing data on all services. Vaccinations evaluated included all vaccines on the Centers for Disease Control & Prevention (CDC) Recommended Child and Adolescent Immunization Schedule (Vaccine Schedule)…
In contrast to our expectations, we found that exposure to vaccination was independently associated with an overall 2.5-fold increase in the likelihood of developing a chronic health condition, when compared to children unexposed to vaccination. This association was primarily driven by increased risk for asthma, atopy, eczema, autoimmune disease and neurodevelopmental disorders. Overall, our findings suggest that in certain children exposure to vaccination may increase the likelihood of developing a chronic health condition, particularly for one of these disorders.”

That study never saw the light of day until crack journalists unearthed it because, as the author himself, Dr. Marcus Zervos, explained on undercover footage: “Publishing something like that, I might as well retire. I’d be finished.”

(See: ‘I’d Be Finished’: Vaccine Researcher Trashes Own Study to Save Career)

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Fat Propaganda Roundup: Record High Ozempic Use + Urban Heifer Scale

Benjamin Bartee — Mon, 10 Aug 2026 12:07:20 GMT

Fat Propaganda Roundup: Documenting the meatiest, juiciest cuts of “fat acceptance” propaganda from corporate and social media.

American Ozempic use hits all-time high

The United Salad Dodgers of America (USDA) — in their obstinate, bovine-like refusal, even as their internal organs rage in mutiny, to eat responsibly, or at least to park in the back of the Walmart parking lot just to get a few steps in on their way to the feeding trough — have fully bought into the pharmaceutical “free lunch” pledge, as it were, having, according to polling, quadrupled their Ozempic use in just two short years since 2024.

Unfortunately for their overtaxed livers, diabetes rates remain static.

Via Gallup:

“The percentage of U.S. adults who currently take GLP-1 medications for weight loss purposes has risen to 11% in 2026, up significantly from 3% in 2024. And 15% report having used the medicine for weight loss at some point, an increase of nine percentage points…
Meanwhile, the percentage of Americans who have been diagnosed with diabetes — a lifetime disease that can be managed but not cured* — has remained steady since 2023 after 15 years of slowly rising rates concurring with rising obesity.”

*Type II diabetes absolutely can be cured, but curing it wouldn’t bolster healthy bottom lines for the pharmaceutical industry, so the Public Health™ authorities and corporate media regurgitate the “incurable” lie ad nauseam.

Of course, exponentially expanding GLP-1 use scarcely comes as a surprise, given the federal subsidies and relentless propaganda out of Brought to You By Pfizer™ corporate media, including from America’s most notorious Nubian fatass herself, the long-suffering butt of cruel jokes for decades, none other than Her Grace Oprah Winfrey.

Did you know?

The United States spends by far the highest per capita on healthcare anywhere in the world, outstripping the average OECD (the cohort of comparable industrialized nations) states by nearly double ($14,885/yr vs. $7,371/yr), simultaneously returning the worst outcomes.

South Korea, with its well-documented paucity of land-whales, only spends $4,797/yr per capita, about one-third of the U.S.

In fact, while American jobs in nearly every other industry disappear year by year, healthcare remains one of the only sectors that consistently adds new jobs.

The engines currently powering the American economic machine, envy of the world:

· Mass surveillance technology
· Sprawling data centers that no one seems capable of explaining the necessity of building (because they’re for mass surveillance and subsequent total enslavement)
· OnlyFans
· Veterinarians doling out Ozempic to diabetic human cattle for a reasonable fee chargeable to insurance

Obviously, numerous factors explain the disparity in healthcare spending — the fascistic merging of the pharmaceutical/medical industry with the government, granting the former carte blanche to loot the public treasury perhaps being the most pertinent.

In any case, the absolute state of corn-fed American heifers’ BMI, as captured in the footage below, is obviously a major variable.

Dystopian urban weighing station gets ultra-National Geographic

Watch in equal parts awe and horror as cartoonishly proportioned urban heifer after scantily clad urban heifer clocks in at well north of 300 pounds.

One of them, upon hitting 360, seemingly satisfied that all of her work stuffing her facehole with all manner of Walmart slop has paid dividends, twerks in celebration.

Whereas they don’t all twerk after having the true extent of their obesity displayed for the world to see, none of them exhibit any outward sign of shame either.

The tool used to measure these urban heifers’ biomass, incidentally, appears to be industrial equipment intended for use with livestock, like this one for sale on Amazon.

Ironically, a good deal — if not most, if not all — of these heifers almost certainly receive monthly EBT allotments on account of their “food insecurity.”

Whereas they ostensibly require government subsidy to compensate for their “food insecurity” via the federal Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP), the reality is that, if the government really were interested in helping them, it would put them on a strict supervised regimen of water and electrolytes (magnesium, potassium, and salt) for a few cents a day for an entire year, and they’d emerge far healthier and far less of a public burden than before.

Then again, in that scenario, how would Coca-Cola and General Mills make their money off of EBT sales?

Benjamin Bartee, author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile (now available in paperback), is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.

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Moderna’s New mRNA Flu ‘Vaccine’ Wins FDA Approval

Benjamin Bartee — Thu, 06 Aug 2026 13:24:46 GMT

In what is difficult to frame, try as apologists might, as anything other than a fresh betrayal of the MAHA coalition for the benefit of the pharmaceutical industry at the expense of (actual) public health, the FDA has just approved a Moderna mRNA influenza “vaccine” (mRNA shots being more accurately described as gene therapy than conventional vaccines).

Via Reuters:

“The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has approved Moderna’s (MRNA.O) flu vaccine for people aged 50 and older, the company said on Wednesday, marking the first approval of a messenger RNA-based vaccine for seasonal flu.
The shot, mFlusiva, was given a traditional approval for adults aged ‌50 to 64, and an accelerated approval for those 65 years and older…
Moderna has agreed to run an additional study and submit more data in adults 65 and older to confirm the vaccine’s benefit in that age group…
The approval was based on data from a ⁠late-stage trial involving more than 40,000 adults aged 50 and older, which showed the shot was 26.6% more effective than a licensed standard-dose flu vaccine.
The company also submitted separate late-stage data showing the vaccine generated stronger antibody responses than Sanofi’s high-dose flu vaccine in adults 65 and older.
MFlusiva would compete with flu vaccines from Sanofi (SASY.PA),, GSK (GSK.L), CSL Seqirus (CSL.AX),, and AstraZeneca (AZN.L)…
Jefferies analysts had forecast $750 million in U.S. sales of Moderna’s flu shot and combination COVID-flu vaccine by 2030.”

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The mechanism of action for Moderna’s new mRNA flu shot is identical to company’s COVID product, save that the spike protein produced by the mRNA in the former has been swapped for the influenza protein hemagglutinin (HA) protein in the latter.

In other words, the same risk of synthetic foreign proteins floating around the body and getting lodged in tissues, thereby potentially provoking crippling autoimmune responses, remains.

What’s more important than the inevitable death and suffering, though, is obviously that Moderna forecasts hundreds of millions of dollars in windfall profits over the next several years for the people who really matter: the shareholders.

You want to make an omelet, you gotta break some eggs (in women’s ovaries).

And all decent people support that trade-off.

We’re not communists, after all.

From Moderna’s press release, via Newswire:

“”The FDA approval of mFLUSIVA, our fourth approved product in the United States and the first mRNA-based flu vaccine, demonstrates the continued strength and versatility of our mRNA platform,” said Stéphane Bancel, Chief Executive Officer of Moderna. “Flu remains a significant public health challenge, and mFLUSIVA provides an important new option for America’s seniors. This approval also reflects the ongoing potential of our mRNA platform to help address important public health challenges through continued scientific innovation. We are grateful to the clinical trial participants, investigators, regulators and Moderna teams whose contributions made this milestone possible.”…
Moderna expects to have mFLUSIVA available for eligible populations in the U.S. for the 2026-2027 respiratory virus season, alongside Spikevax® (COVID-19 Vaccine, mRNA), mRESVIA® (Respiratory Syncytial Virus Vaccine) and mNEXSPIKE® (COVID-19 Vaccine, mRNA).”

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Fauci Confidants and Co-Conspirators Fear For His Safety Amid Escalating Threats

Benjamin Bartee — Wed, 05 Aug 2026 12:32:45 GMT

Break out your tiniest violins, boys and girls, because the innocent angel-cake and American hero Saint Anthony Fauci is reportedly experiencing distress due to ongoing threats against his personal safety, according to a handful of his closest (probably also criminal) confidants and co-conspirators.

Via Washington Post:

“The pressure on Fauci, 85, is intensifying. More lawmakers are preparing to challenge him. Paparazzi lurk outside his door, and death threats persist. Clips of Fauci refusing to answer questions have become memes, sparking jokes on ESPN and mockery in conservative media. The scrutiny recalls the darkest days of the pandemic — except now, rather than the government marshaling its resources to defend Fauci, he is paying for his own security*…
Peter Staley, a former adversary turned longtime friend, said Fauci is trying to stick to his routine, taking power walks with his wife and seeing patients at Georgetown University’s hospital.
“He’s not crumbling,” Staley said, invoking “Brooklyn tough,” an expression he said Fauci often uses. “I’m worried for his safety. I’m not worried for his mental state.”
This story is drawn from interviews with 17 friends, critics and former colleagues of Fauci, as well as current administration officials, lawmakers and congressional aides.”

*The Biden administration, from January 4, 2023, to September 20, 2024, following his retirement from “public service,” gifted Fauci, worth an estimated $15 million and formerly the highest-paid federal employee in the country, an obscene $15 million in publicly funded personal security to protect him from the wrath of the public that he abused for decades.

Because vigilante justice is illegal, I can’t condone it.

But I can’t be made to pretend that I don’t understand the impulse, and neither will I be organizing any candle vigils on his behalf.

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Thankfully, its apparent inability or unwillingness to actually prosecute the perpetrators of the greatest criminal conspiracy in world history notwithstanding, the Trump administration at least hasn’t labeled Fauci’s critics as “domestic terrorists” and sicced the national security state on them like the last administration did.

So… progress?

After all the terror that he inflicted on the NPCs with Stockholm Syndrome who worshipped him anyway, and all the tyranny he unleashed on his critics (including me, who got multiple social media accounts banned), we can chalk a little in-kind treatment up to what the Buddhists call “karma,” or, alternatively, an instance of the “reap what you sow” phenomenon described in the Bible.

Meanwhile, his co-conspirators — you know, the class of high priests of The Science™ who signed their names to the now-debunked “proximal origins” paper purporting to prove the natural origins theory under threat of having their federal grant money revoked — recently put together a letter decrying the “vilification and harassment” of Saint Fauci by people who know what crimes against humanity he committed and are upset about his ability to still walk around freely, collecting his pension and whatever dividends from shady pharmaceutical deals for patents that he made in the course of his “public service” until his peaceful death from natural causes.

Via The Guardian:

“More than 155 scientists, physicians and public health advocates have called for an end to what they describe as the “vilification and harassment of many American scientists” by the Trump administration and its allies…
The letter signed by the group of scientists and public health advocates alleges that the Trump administration and its congressional allies are “waging a war on individual scientists, through public harassment, arrests, criminal indictment and ongoing threats of prosecution”.
The letter states that several scientists have come under scrutiny under this administration, but the signatories argue that “the most prominent target of the administration and its allies” is Fauci, who left the federal government in 2022 after leading the Niaid for 38 years.
“The charges against Dr Fauci are baseless, suggesting he covered up the origins of Covid, that he bribed or persuaded other scientists to join his cover-up, that Niaid-funded research sparked the pandemic, that he personally holds patents on the virus, and that he’s working with intelligence agencies to suppress the true story of the pandemic,” the letter states. “No credible evidence has been produced to support these absurd charges.”
The letter adds that the allegations and accusations about Fauci have led to “five-year period of harassment and threats of violence directed at Dr Fauci and his family”.”

It’s worth noting, which I sometimes fail to do when discussing Fauci, is that, while certainly evil and deserving of the most brutal treatment legally permissible, he functioned merely as a middle manager for much larger, more opaque forces, none of which went away when he retired from his “public service.”

Indeed, before he the corporate media reinvented him as America’s doctor overnight during COVID, what he mostly did day-to-day was serve as the bagman doling out grant funds to scientists who could be counted on to cooperate with the Public Health™ regime and not rock the boat (never publicly raise concerns about the wisdom of gain-of-function work, for example).

While effective and dependable, Fauci was always a replaceable cog in a much larger machine. (Fauci and Bill Gates maintained regular contact during COVID, presumably to strategize about how to keep the country locked down until the peasants’ spirits could be broken and subsequently forced to take the shots.)

Nonetheless, his righteous public persecution serves the purpose of making an example of what will become of future Faucis if and when the next man-made pandemic drops and they try to run the same playbook all over again.

Plus, at the very least, we get the schadenfreude of watching the vermin tremble so violently that the little paper he’s holding containing the stay-out-of-jail script invoking the Fifth Amendment that his lawyers handed to him shakes for the camera.

A low bar, perhaps, but not the most unsavory of table scraps.

Benjamin Bartee, author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile (now available in paperback), is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.

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Chip Away

Benjamin Bartee — Sun, 02 Aug 2026 13:52:13 GMT

Sick Of It All frontman Lou Koller succumbed to esophageal cancer the other day.

This relatively esoteric event likely means nothing to the 99% of you who are non-fans of the admittedly niche genre of music called New York hardcore (NYHC) — never a mainstream cultural force even in its heyday thirty years ago and certainly not one now.

If you’ll indulge my parochial interests for the briefest moment, I’ll bring it home to the ethos at the core of Armageddon Prose.

I discovered Sick Of It All whilst rummaging through my father’s effects in his basement as a young teenager.

It wasn’t the band’s fine musicianship that impressed me — the guitar work is mostly three chords — nor their political insights, which aren’t particularly penetrating; rather, its calling card is the burning rage at the absolute state of the world.

Anyone who has devoted time and energy to analyzing the nonstop deluge of dispiriting news with a hope for a better world, only to see it ostensibly further and further decay at an ever-increasing clip, will be familiar with the creeping feeling that everything is fucked beyond redemption.

Hence the term “blackpill,” and the ceaseless debates in dissident media about whether the ship sinking is a foregone conclusion and we should all head for the hills and bunker down for the impending apocalypse.

Martin Luther King Jr. infamously quipped that “the arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice,” a quote that Barack Obama has often cynically parroted in order to placate his base while appearing lofty-minded, after it became obvious to anyone paying attention that he was merely yet another in a long line of uniparty corporate stooges.

The theory about the arc-bending is lacking, though.

“Bend,” in that iteration, is a transitive verb; someone or something has to do the bending.

Someone has to chip away at The Bastards and their machinations, or that moral arc bends whatever way they bend it.

Which brings us back to Sick Of It All and an inspirational little ditty of theirs called “Chip Away” that seems apropos to Lou’s life and death, as well as the general current political climate rife with nihilistic despair.

“Growing up not, not growing old
The feeling is still the same
Over the years we’ve seen our peers
Get jaded and turn away
The next generation’s here
And we’re ready to pick up the pace
Side by side we wave the flag
Of discontent in their face
We might never change the world
At least we’ve had our say
The wheel’s been set in motion
As we slowly chip away”

I have often lamented the sad, brokeback state of punk rock post-COVID.

But, as a standout exception, while other bands were kicking unvaxxed members out and requiring attendees show their papers (vaccine passports) like the Gestapo just to get into their shows, Sick Of It All was among the few bands that took the red pill.

A last little ditty I’d like to leave you with, also apropos to our time on this, the eve of World War III, is called “Call to Arms,” the central message of which is borderline autistic in its simplicity, delivered with Sick Of It All’s quintessentially no-frills anti-poetry:

“Another cause, heed the call
Everybody rally ‘round
Don’t contemplate if it’s right
Just follow the crowd
But don’t you dare disagree
‘Cause they’ll question your loyalty
Their idea of comradery is to heed their call to arms…
So go ahead, keep your rules
I’ll choose my own wars
Your accusations and harsh words can’t do me any harm
‘Cause i don’t believe in blind loyalty
That’s just mob mentality
I will answer what’s right for me
And not your call to arms”

Cheers to those of us who choose our own wars.

Benjamin Bartee, author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile (now available in paperback), is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.

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Dog-and-Pony Shows Will Not Satiate Our COVID Bloodlust

Benjamin Bartee — Thu, 30 Jul 2026 12:28:15 GMT

Unindicted COVID warlord Anthony Fauci’s Senate hearing yesterday, as anticipated, delivered neither answers nor justice for his crimes.

America’s Mengele sauntered in — not, as he ought to have been, wearing an orange jumpsuit and shuffling awkwardly on account of the iron shackles affixed to his ankles — flanked by a half-dozen of the best lawyers money can buy, who had trained him to repeatedly plead the Fifth to every question from Republican Senators (the Democrats, of course, asked him nothing but rather spent their allotted time thanking Fauci for his career of “public service” and regurgitating stale talking points about the vital importance flu vaccines and cancelled NIH grants or whatever).

The best outcome that the farcical spectacle could have conceivably generated is inflicting slightly more damage to Fauci’s already totaled reputation while possibly setting him up for prosecution for contempt of Congress, a relatively minor misdemeanor charge.

Lack of testimony notwithstanding, Fauci knows what he did.

We know what he did.

He knows we know what he did.

We know he knows we know what he did.

Everyone who voted for Trump on the basis of the promised MAHA agenda — a coalition of support without which he likely would not have won — did so not only looking for tangible improvements to (actual) public health into the future but also looking for blood for all of the evils of the past six years visited upon America and the world by Fauci and all of his accomplices in The Science™, Inc.

That blood would serve as a deterrent to prevent future crimes against humanity by the sociopaths who practice The Science™, of course, but also as catharsis, knowing that some small fraction of the pain that these people inflicted — intentionally, methodically, sadistically — on the world be repaid in kind.

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Yesterday’s dog-and-pony show was nothing approaching sufficient. No one came away from that Senate show hearing yesterday satisfied.

No one is impressed with some .gov website tentatively linking vaccines to autism.

No one cares about RFK Jr.’s Fox News interviews restating his long-held and long-espoused conviction that Anthony Fauci is a demon in a human skinsuit; he already covered that ground ad nauseam in his excellent book, The Real Anthony Fauci, and we on the dissident right already all agree.

It’s all played-out slop.

We’re a year and a half into the second Trump administration now; it’s time for indictments for crimes against humanity and military tribunals — and not just of Fauci, who is the figurehead but by no means the only guilty party.

Thousands of Public Health™ officials, pharmaceutical executives, Big Tech censors, elected officials, hospital administrators, and academics need to feel the long and vindictive arm of the law too, including but not limited to:

· Bill Gates
· Klaus Schwab
· Rochelle Walensky
· Everyone in the Biden administration involved in the federal vaccine rollout
· Jen Psaki, then-White House press secretary who orchestrated the mass censorship campaign against anyone telling the truth
· Albert Bourla
· Peter Hotez
· David Morens
· Half of Congress (at least)
· Deborah Birx
· Peter Daszak
· Everyone on the FDA vaccine committee that approved emergency use authorization
· Francis Collins
· Tedros Ghebreyesus
· Every school administrator who mandated the shots

… To name but a few.

In 2022, Emily Oster at top globalist propaganda rag The Atlantic issued an impassioned plea for something called “pandemic amnesty”:

“We need to forgive one another for what we did and said when we were in the dark about COVID… There is an emerging (if not universal) consensus that schools in the U.S. were closed for too long: The health risks of in-school spread were relatively low, whereas the costs to students’ well-being and educational progress were high. The latest figures on learning loss are alarming. But in spring and summer 2020, we had only glimmers of information.”

I’ll take a hard pass on the “pandemic amnesty”; I believe I speak for millions when I say that no amount of time or pleading for mercy will satiate our bloodlust, which will only be quenched once the perpetrators are tried in the aforementioned military tribunals, convicted, lined up against the wall and *legally and lawfully* executed with headshots out of a XM913 50mm Bushmaster Chain Gun in a football stadium in front of cheering thousands and livestreamed to the world.

Or else bring back the National Razor and — legally and lawfully, liberally and lovingly — stick their heads up on pikes up and down the National Mall like Constantine did.

Or leave them, legally and lawfully, to have their flesh eaten by sand flies with their heads locked in mesh cages like Fauci’s grantee did to those beagles, and pipe that video through the web via all official government accounts.

Whatever gets the job done.

Realistically, of course, the current state of affairs unfortunately ensures that a party gaining power with a sincere and motivated interest in delivering said livestreamed executions with 50mm cannons to the people who deserve them, rather than putting on impotent show-trials in the Senate, is virtually inconceivable.

But, like Gatsby, I believe in the green light, in that orgiastic future.

One fine morning…

Benjamin Bartee, author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile (now available in paperback), is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.

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Fauci’s Diary Reveals Collusion With Obama to Debunk Beagle Torture Program

Benjamin Bartee — Tue, 28 Jul 2026 12:45:42 GMT

Straight from the horse’s mouth, as revealed in unindicted COVID warlord Anthony Fauci’s recently released diary, Barack Obama ran a behind-the-scenes PR campaign on his behalf so as to paper over Fauci’s funding of unimaginably sadistic animal torture in the name of The Science™, in which beagles, whose vocal cords were cut so their cries of pain wouldn’t disturb the researchers, had their heads locked in mesh cages while sand flies slowly ate their flesh.

(Assisted by tips from the excellent public health watchdog White Coat Waste Project, I’ve been on this story from the start.)

For obvious reasons, sadistic puppy torture isn’t a great look for the man marketed by the corporate media as America’s loving and liberal doctor.

Which is why Obama sicced his minions on the press to run an ad hoc PR campaign on Fauci’s behalf in an effort to “debunk” the 100% real, and now admitted, beagle torture regime.

From Fauci’s diary, November 4, 2021:

“Leslie Dach had contacted Barack Obama to ask him to give me a call to see what he could do to counter the slanderous lies there have been coming from the far right press, extreme right elements in society, and even several members of the Senate and the House. President Obama called me tonight at 5:00 PM on my cell phone and offered to help in any way that he can. He started off the conversation by saying that he was concerned about me and how I was holding up under this onslaught of slanderous lies. HE SAID THAT I WAS A “CIVILIAN” and that I should not have to put with this nonsense. He as a politician is used to this, but I have done nothing but serve that American public and the world for decades. He expressed concern that this would interfere with my important work on behalf of the American people. I explained to him what was going on and he was extremely sympathetic and in fact said that he would call up Ron Klain and or Jeff Zients to ask them to have the administration be proactive in countering these lies. I explained to him that President Biden as well as Ron Klain and Jeff Zients had been extremely helpful and supportive in making it very clear that they had complete confidence in me. In addition, I told him then Jen Psaki had continuously said at White House press conferences when asked whether the President would fire me that indeed the President would never fire me and that this was a bunch of nonsense. President Obama felt that we should do more than just claiming that they have my support and actually go on the offensive and call out people who are allowing this to be said and are not stepping up. President Obama said that he would call up Jeff Zients and tell him to mobilize some of the people in the administration to proactively go out and defend me. I told President Obama about the crazy things that the far-right Republicans were doing including the fact that Donald Trump, Jr. had on his website the sale of sweatshirts and T shirts to collect money for his campaign and on the T shirts and sweatshirts it said “Fauci kills puppies “. Obama said That Donald Trump junior is “A f***ing moron”. He apologized for using crude language but then went on to say that Donald Trump was a hopeless idiot who was a pathologic liar. He was very upset that none of the moderate Republicans were actually speaking out on my behalf and were distancing themselves from all of this terrible slanderous behavior against me. It was a great conversation that lasted for 25 minutes and he said that if he hears anything about movement in this direction he will get back to me. It indeed was an incredibly memorable phone call.”

More from Fauci’s diary, November 10, 2021:

“Met by Zoom today with [former Obama Deputy White House Press Secretary] Eric Schultz at the request of Barack Obama - Eric was really very helpful. He has enormous experience at being a comms expert working with Barack Obama. He was involved in deflecting a lot of the criticism against Obama during his Presidency. Eric was very realistic about what can be done in my case although he admitted that the level of attacks against me was clerly organized and unprecendented. He wanted to find out what was being negatively impacted by all of this. I explained to him that it was a very strong strain on me but that I’m strong enough to withstand it and he seemed to resonate with that. I told him that my scientific staff seems to be able to do their job even though the onslaught of this is so clear to them and they feel badly about what I’m going through. I told him that the group that is getting most overwhelmed with this is my legislative and my communications staff. Eric felt that it would be very difficult to shame the right wing media and even the right wing members of Congress and the Senate, and so he is unsure whether going after them would make a difference. He wanted to know whether I needed more help at the staff level in communications and legislation. I don’t think that we do need that but I referred him to Courtney Billet with whom he has already scheduled a meeting. He did say that he was interested in the Washington Post piece that will be written by Yasmeen Abutaleb*. He feels that if we can galvanize other media people to call out these groups that are attacking me that this could be very helpful. Once you expose the people who are instigating this, they often are reluctant to continue. And so, I am waiting to see how is conversation with Courtney goes. I am very thankful to Barack Obama for helping to set up this meeting with Eric.”

*So-called Washington Post “journalist” Yasmeen Abutaleb is one of the media personalities Fauci attempted to communicate with via his private email account so as to circumvent FOIA laws, a federal crime, and who ran the now-debunked “debunking” of Fauci’s beagle torture in November 2021.

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Obviously for anyone who’s paid attention for the last six years, the blackpill here is that the current administration has at least a half-dozen avenues by which to pursue a Fauci prosecution, the dubious Biden autopen pardon notwithstanding.

Even if it were granted that the Biden pardon is legitimate, despite the fact that the signature was auto-generated and the alleged president was by that time a vegetable, in no way does a federal immunity confer immunity from state prosecution, which any state attorney general serious about delivering justice to the billions of people in America and abroad, whom Fauci helped maim and kill in the name of The Science™, would pursue.

Furthermore, Fauci’s co-conspirators, like David Morens who admitted under oath to Congress in front of God and the world to skirting FOIA laws by using his personal email to liaise with colleagues and acting as Fauci’s gopher to avoid implicating his boss, have no legal immunity whatsoever.

Given this information, one has to wonder whether the point of the constant drip-drip-drip of fresh evidence of malfeasance by the entire Public Health™ establishment and their Deep State, Democrat apparatchik, and corporate media allies, when consequences are never meted out, is simply to lead those of us thirsty for justice around by the nose, dangling that carrot in front of our faces, until we get bored and give up.

Having more than enough evidence in the public domain to convict these people and watching them skate is, in fact, almost worse than if none of the evidence were ever presented to the public in the first place, as the brazen anarcho-tyranny of it all becomes all the more impossible to ignore.

Benjamin Bartee, author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile (now available in paperback), is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.

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Tech Firm Rebrands Sex Robot as Hot Teacher, Lands Contract With New York School District

Benjamin Bartee — Fri, 24 Jul 2026 13:02:43 GMT

Last decade, RealBotix established itself as a leading pioneer in the sex robot industry, manufacturing love “companions” for lonely men with disposable incomes.

Via VICE, 2018:

“ RealBotix… is an offshoot of RealDoll, the most popular sex doll in the world. Now, unsurprisingly, those dolls are becoming robots: RealBotix is producing robotic heads that can attach to RealDoll bodies. So, it’s an anatomically-correct sex doll with AI and facial movement. Through the AI, the doll can talk to you, answer and ask questions, and even remember things about you—so that after a while, it’s like the doll gets to know you. It’s basically Siri, except it makes stiff facial expressions and has a body that you can mold into any position and fuck. Also, it doesn’t know any useful information.
Physically, the dolls are pretty impressive. They’ve got soft skin and realistic hair. It’s not like you can’t distinguish them from a human—they definitely look like dolls. But they also have a sexy, human-like quality to them. I talked to Matt McMullen, the RealBotix founder and CEO, and he told me that the doll isn’t supposed to look totally realistic; part of the attraction is in the fact that it’s clearly a doll that you can control.”

Back in the day, when sex robots were still a utopian science-fiction-comes-to-life novelty, VICE dispatched its top bimbo reporter for a liberating feminist series dispensing life lessons to young women on 21^st-century whoring, cleverly titled SLUTEVER, to interview the robot whore and its maker, Realbotix CEO Matt McMullen.

“Harmony, what’s your sexual fantasy?” VICE’s top bimbo reporter queries with the strongest vocal fry she can muster. (The sex robot’s name is Harmony.)

“I want to have sex in a public place,” Harmony responds.

“Same!” the top VICE bimbo, who is basically a sex robot herself with a biological interface, shoots back.

Thus was forged an unlikely bond, between robot and human, over their shared passion for whoring.

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Anyway, in a marketing rebrand, the company plugged up Harmony’s love-holes with calking or whatever so as to render her no longer “anatomically correct,” renamed her Aria, put her in a power-pantsuit, and reinvented her as a girlboss jack-of-all-trades working professional, no longer “intended for sexual purposes.”

Via BestofAI, 2025:

“Realbotix, a company known for its history of producing sex dolls, showcased a life-sized robot named “Aria” at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. Designed for social interaction, Aria can speak with an AI-enabled voice and move her head, but her sexualized appearance has sparked comparisons to sex dolls. Realbotix, now a subsidiary of Tokens.com, insists that Aria is not intended for sexual purposes and lacks anatomical correctness. The company aims to rebrand its robots as emotional companions, distancing itself from its adult industry roots to focus on mainstream applications like hospitality and companionship.
Despite these efforts, Realbotix faces challenges in overcoming its past associations and gaining acceptance for its AI robotics in professional settings. The company’s pivot to AI robotics comes amid competition from major players like Tesla and Figure, who are also developing humanoid robots. Realbotix’s strategy involves separating its robotics business from its adult products to facilitate growth, but the company must still contend with public perception and skepticism. The acquisition by Tokens.com, known for its controversial investment in virtual real estate, adds another layer of complexity to Realbotix’s repositioning efforts.”

Now, Harmony the robot love slave, who gave up whoring and got renamed Aria, has once again forged a new path.

She’s now a paraprofessional called Sally with a contract to teach public school kids on an Indian reservation in New York.

Via New York Focus:

“When students return to school this fall in the Salamanca City Central School District in Western New York, a new kind of teacher will be ready to greet them. The small, rural district located on the Seneca Nation reservation is set to be one of the first in the country to put a humanoid robot in a classroom. It will not replace the classroom teacher, but is programmed to provide learning support to both students and educators.
At a board meeting last month, the Cattaraugus County school district agreed to purchase the robot from Realbotix, a tech company, along with an artificial intelligence teacher’s assistant program allowing students to interact with an avatar of the robot on laptops...
The female robot, named Sally, will have a “lifelike appearance” with silicone skin and long brown hair, Kiguel said in an interview with New York Focus. It will be stationary in a seated position but have a wide range of upper-body movements and facial expressions…
Salamanca plans to introduce the robot and avatar in its high school AI and robotics courses, which use curriculum developed by Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak to prepare students for high-demand tech jobs. The district plans to expand it to high school students in other classes if the pilot is successful…
The products cost the district $57,590, according to the contract attached to the school board agenda. Kiguel said the price was discounted; the company’s website lists the M-Series robot, the model purchased by the district, at a starting price of $95,000.”

The question that remains is: Has Harmony, or Aria, or Sally, or whatever her name is — a rose by any other name — truly changed her ways?

As the folks say, you can take the robot whore out of the sex game, but you can’t take the sex game out of the robot whore.

Thus, it’s difficult to say for sure how long this little $60,000 experiment will last.

Even if Sally doesn’t get mixed signals from the cloud that hosts her consciousness at some point, glitch out, revert back to old form, and offer one of the students an afternoon delight, or else just go full Terminator and do a Columbine-style mass casualty event, one of those kids on that Indian reservation is inevitably going to film themselves molesting and/or attempting to penetrate Sally, despite her holes having been filled in to preclude such use cases, and upload the content onto TikTok.

American public high school kids, at large, are feral animals with no regard for the dignity of human teachers, let alone robot ones, who will do anything for social media clout. One can’t imagine that the kids of Cattaraugus County school district are any exception.

I’m willing to stake my journalistic reputation on this call: as sure as the sky is blue, if she doesn’t get sexually assaulted, then Sally’s sure to get incinerated, beheaded, or otherwise defiled.

In any event, before the end of the school year, something is destined to happen that will either put Sally out of commission for good or cause enough of a scandal that the school board will be forced to reconsider the wisdom of farming its duties out to robots and, ultimately, cancel the contract.

And, just like that, just as soon as she reinvented herself as a paraprofessional teaching disadvantaged kids on the Indian reservation, Sally will be back to getting plowed by sweaty middle-aged men with disposable incomes.

We all have our crosses to bear.

Benjamin Bartee, author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile (now available in paperback), is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.

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Trump CDC Director Nominee Touts ‘Safe and Effective’ mRNA Tech, Vows to ‘Never Betray the Science’

Benjamin Bartee — Wed, 22 Jul 2026 11:59:44 GMT

Last week’s CDC Director confirmation hearing was an unmitigated dumpster fire from start to finish.

Firstly, as these spectacles always go — despite 75% of Americans suffering from a chronic health condition, per CDC’s own data, almost none of which have anything to do with infectious disease — at least 90% of the questions from the Congress members pertained to vaccines.

Specifically, the senators demanded that the nominee verbalize her full-throated, no-holds-barred support for the entire vaccine schedule, which they (or, more accurately, their donors) view as a job requirement.

More troubling was the nominee herself, Erica Schwartz, yukking it up with Sen. Tammy Baldwin — who, for the record, belongs in an orange jumpsuit in Guantanamo Bay for the COVID tyranny she legislated but instead wears a pantsuit, still wields political power, and forces Public Health™ political appointees to grovel before her as if she has any moral or scientific authority (she doesn’t).

Schwartz dutifully, when prompted by Baldwin, affirmed mRNA technology as “safe and effective” — a deranged lie ripped straight from Biden’s teleprompter which, in a sane world, would be immediately and forever disqualifying from ever holding public office in any capacity.

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Senator after senator, including the contemptible Republican Bill Cassidy — whom voters have evicted from office come November but who is for some reason still allowed to chair the committee, because he’s a faithful and reliable servant to his pharmaceutical sponsors who actually call the shots about who gets to wield the gavel in the Senate health committee — prodded her to commit to insurrect against Trump and/or RFK Jr. if they ever, for instance, ordered her to stop promoting the flu shot.

In response, Schwartz vowed — solemnly, as if making a sacred covenant with the divine — to “never betray The Science™.”

“Never betray The Science™!”

What does “betraying The Science™” actually entail?

We all know what “never betraying The Science™” means: never uttering a single critical word, much less taking action — in disregard of whatever evidence needs to be disregarded in order to polish the turd — against vaccines.

Whoever calls the shots over at the administration might as well have nominated Peter Hotez for the job, as there appears to be no daylight between his and Schwartz’s ideology.

Or, to put a finer point on the betrayal of MAHA, why not just draft the Fauci entity itself out of retirement and put it up for Senate approval?

The last pharmaceutical industry hack to serve in the role, Susan Monarez, broke the record for the shortest-lived CDC Director in history, having been unceremoniously fired just 29 days in for her aggressive subversion of RFK Jr.’s stated agenda from the very start of her tenure.

For her treachery, upon her dismissal, Democrats and corporate state media immediately celebrated her as some kind of hero.

In a touching moment after her firing, lifelong Swamp creature Sen. Tim Kaine, who might have been vice president had Her Grace Hillary not smashed her face on the glass ceiling, actually apologized for ever doubting her fealty to their mutual master, the pharmaceutical industry.

From the moment the administration announced the Monarez nomination, everyone in the MAHA coalition or adjacent to it, including yours truly here at Armageddon Prose, vocalized our displeasure, as anyone with eyes could see the writing on the wall that spelled disaster for everything the movement was supposed to stand for.

One would think some lesson might have come from the whole debacle.

It apparently didn’t, as the administration just put up basically a Monarez clone, only with more melanin for extra DEI credit.

Given this set of facts, only one of two conclusions is possible:

· Either RFK Jr. is, and was from the start, a total fraud and a controlled opposition Trojan Horse for the pharmaceutical industry, or;
· Someone, either the president or some unseen black hand, is exercising veto power of the MAHA agenda

Either one is a major blackpill and, obviously, the most fundamental betrayal of the agenda that millions of Americans voted for.

Benjamin Bartee, author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile (now available in paperback), is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.

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EBT Recipients With ‘Kidney Issues’ Need Coca-Cola to Survive, Big Pharma Crypto-Lobbyist Testifies

Benjamin Bartee — Sun, 19 Jul 2026 11:58:16 GMT

The U.S. House Oversight Committee hosted recently a hearing that explored the myriad perversions, larcenies, and conflicts of interest in the administration of the federal “nutrition assistance” regime.

The Democrats, as one would expect, selected as its “expert witness” for the hearing a diverse pharmaceutical and big food industry cutout operating undercover as an NGO “anti-hunger advocate” and self-described “food security expert,” Gina Plata-Nino of the innocuous-sounding Food Research & Action Center (FRAC).

Rep. Brandon Gill blew Plata-Nino’s thin cover in what can only be described as a brutally efficient and elegantly simple line of questioning.

It was quite the exchange, the summary of which I present in paraphrase form:

· Gill: Do the EBT serfs need publicly-subsidized Coca-Cola?
· Plata-Nino: [irrelevant, non-responsive NPR-style gibberish about “food security”]
· Gill: Do they need soda to survive?
· Plata-Nino: Yes because some of them have “low blood” [sugar] or “kidney issues”
· Gill: Is that right? [savage smile forms on his face, sensing the imminent kill] Do you think that’s a good use of tax dollars?
· Plata-Nino: I’m not a physician.
· Gill: What’s nutritional about Coca-Cola?
· Plata-Nino: I’m not a nutritionist. I’m a “food security expert.”
· Gill: Does your organization take money from companies that profit from food stamps?
· Plata-Nino: [unintelligible stammering to try to buy time, obfuscate]
· Gill: Does General Mills fund your organization?
· Plata-Nino: I don’t have access to that information.
· Gill: I do. It’s right here. They do fund your organization.
· Plata-Nino: [blank stare]
· Gill: Is that a conflict of interest?
· Plata-Nino: [more blank staring, deer in headlights, the face of pure panic]

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In fact, the purely humanitarian Food Research and Action Center derives its financial support not only from General Mills, manufacturer of such publicly-subsidized slop as Cinnamon Toast Crunch™ and Fruit Gushers™, but also from Walmart, Amazon, and, curiously enough, Ozempic™ trafficker Novo Nordisk.

In that way, through public subsidy of corporate trash with a faint resemblance to food, Big Food gets the cash on the front end with the purchase of General Mills’ (highly marked-up) Lucky Charms™ while Big Pharma gets it on the back end with the weight loss drugs to clean up the EBT serfs’ brutalized internal organs.

They raid the public treasury coming and going — all while the people ostensibly meant to benefit from SNAP, the EBT serfs, get sicker, fatter, and more dependent.

That’s called Democracy™. If you criticize it, that means you hate the starving — yet, paradoxically, somehow also morbidly obese — wards of the state with kidney issues and low blood sugar who need their Coke to survive.

People such as the Latinx General Mills/Novo Nordisk crypto-lobbyist depicted above, and the industries on whose behalf they lobby, have really done a number, both psychologically and physically, on the rabble — all under the liberal and loving guise of the provision of welfare.

This diverse and almost certainly diabetic hambeast, for instance, demonstrates for the camera $ 1,000 worth of Walmart ultra-processed slop she copped with her EBT card, as if her Hidden Valley Ranch™ and Doritos™ are war trophies, while the smoke alarm in her (probably Section 8) apartment goes off unattended in the background.

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The Surveillance State Safety Pimps and Their Fundamental Contempt For Human Liberty

Benjamin Bartee — Thu, 16 Jul 2026 11:53:35 GMT

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and [nanny-state techno-twinks].”
-Thomas Jefferson

I reported recently on the ongoing drama surrounding the erection of 100,000+ Flock cameras across America and the valiant, if ultimately futile, Whac-A-Mole efforts by patriot vigilantes to fell them one by one like rotten, dying trees.

What often goes unremarked upon, which I noted in passing in the last report, is that Flock’s full company name is actually “Flock Safety,” and that the provision of “public safety” is the primary elevator pitch the purveyors of this product have used to pimp their wares — to the extent they’ve felt compelled at all to convince the public of their merit. (Their preferred method is simply to game the approval process in local government and skip the whole pesky “public debate” farce. Like defense contractors, their client, after all, is the state and not the general public — a niche market that only necessitates passive buy-in from the populace.)

In the same motif, Flock Safety CEO Garrett Langley’s X bio leads with the nebulous and audacious motto: “Safety is a fundamental right.”

“Safety,” as defined by tech entrepreneurs, isn’t just a right; it’s a fundamental right.

As far as I’ve seen, Langley has never exposited how he determined safety to be a “fundamental right”; it’s apparently just meant to be taken axiomatically as self-evidently true.

But whatever could “safety is a fundamental right” — assuming it is meant to mean anything beyond “give me public money to spy on the public for profit because I’m a literal fascist” — actually mean?

The implication of safety as a “fundamental right,” as rights are things the government is obliged by the social contract to ensure, is that any instance in which the government is not guaranteeing safety is a failure to fulfill its duty.

If it is obliged to ensure safety at all times, safety being a “fundamental right,” there is virtually no human activity the government could not regulate or outright ban, as risk is inherent in almost everything:

· Consensual sex would be banned because there is some unavoidable risk of STD transmission
· Guns? Wave goodbye to those, obviously
· Nicotine is off the table
· All-American alcohol-fueled fireworks fun is clearly a non-starter
· Everyone, not just the developmentally challenged, might just need to wear a helmet at all times in public because head injuries can unexpectedly strike at any moment
· Peanuts will be forever banned from any public space because some kid with a vaccine-induced allergy downwind might catch a whiff and die (the “vaccine-induced” part would go unmentioned by the authorities, obviously)
· Since words can be violence, according to the progressive left and, increasingly, elements of the censorious right — some nonsense called “stochastic terrorism” — and as violence is inherently unsafe, we can just go ahead and trash the First Amendment along with the Second and Fourth. Just to be safe, let’s nuke the whole Bill of Rights.

Imagine literally any human behavior at random, and it’s guaranteed the state could come up with a rationale to outlaw in on the basis of its intrinsic unsafety.

And what can we surmise is going to happen when the time comes for the Pandemic 2.0 lockdown regime in the name of “safety” now that the government, more and more with time, has the ability to track the peasants’ movements in real time?

Perhaps the difference between a suggestion and an enforceable order is merely the ability to monitor compliance.

“Imagine the compliance!”

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Safetyism, then, exists fundamentally and permanently at odds with libertarianism (“libertarianism” not in the sense of the holistic political ideology but in the narrow sense of the primacy of liberty to political doctrine).

You can have a free society, or you can turn society into a giant rubber-room full of adult children; these are mutually exclusive scenarios. Hence the Benjamin Franklin quote we all know and love about giving up essential liberty for a little temporary (and illusory) safety.

The Savage declares his counter-right to safetyism

“’All right then,” said the savage defiantly, ‘I’m claiming the right to be unhappy.’
‘Not to mention the right to grow old and ugly and impotent; the right to have syphilis and cancer; the right to have too little to eat, the right to be lousy; the right to live in constant apprehension of what may happen tomorrow; the right to catch typhoid; the right to be tortured by unspeakable pains of every kind.’
There was a long silence.
‘I claim them all,’ said the Savage at last.’”
-Aldous Huxley, Brave New World

Parenthetically, “safety is a fundamental right” reflects a glaringly female-coded prioritization of safety over other values/concepts with which it is in unavoidable competition, such as liberty, courage, risk-taking, and heroism. Without the feminist revolution, the constant appeal to “safety” would probably not have the same purchase within the public psyche as it does in 2026. Living in the Third World largely untouched by Western feminism (not for lack of trying by Western social engineers), you don’t see nearly as much invocation of “safety” in policy sales pitches.

The impetus for this article was not to promote my avant-garde expat book, but I did devote a large portion of it to the relevant exploration of the decidedly Western concept of “human rights” and how well they are received, or not, in the Third World.

Via Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile:

“To question human rights makes you something akin to a Nazi sympathizer; a deplorable, as Hillary Clinton might say; an unthinkable monster.
Rights add up by the day. No one ever subtracts rights from the apparitional list some authority keeps somewhere — rights are only added. More and more rights, all the time, until the full utopia is birthed.
They catch on like fashion trends — designed by influential hipster professors and decorated attorneys with lawsuits to file on behalf of their new class of fresh-pressed clients.
Their fresh-pressed clients, the decorated civil rights attorneys will say in court, have been brutalized for centuries, even millennia, by state-of-the-art 2017-edition bigot oppressors violating their client-victims’ newly-issued inalienable rights.
Whenever a new right hits the market, trendy sociology professors and established academics parrot each other telethon-echo-chamber-schizophrenia-style until the chic new right is firmly enshrined in Western values — inalienable, unquestionable, and irrefutable…
Universal rights this and human rights that — it never ends. It goes on and on. By the day more and more rights are manufactured assembly-line-style by shiftless, empty-eyed wormy sons of b****es at the UN or Amnesty International or wherever.
Then, after they pump them out, the same bureaucrats who focus-grouped them hocus pocus-style into the public psychology go on to pretend like the new “rights” for “protected classes” weren’t just whispered into existence five minutes before… like they aren’t twisted figments of depraved Western imagination with an unfixable fixation on liberalism as a lifestyle — or, more than that, a religion… The Church of Neoliberalism™.
“These rights always existed,” they’ll insist; it’s just that, they’ll explain, those inalienable rights remained undiscovered, like some archaeological treasure lost to time under layers of sediment, until some enterprising publicly-subsidized social scientist dug them up out of the ground like a long-forgotten artifact.
They’ll continue, with condescending-PhD-taxpayer-subsidized undeserved certainty, that there’s some rational scientific method to uncovering rights — some logical process of hypothesis and duplication and peer-review.”

Benjamin Bartee, author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile (now available in paperback), is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.

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The People vs. Flock (+ Redpill Real Talk)

Benjamin Bartee — Mon, 13 Jul 2026 12:00:44 GMT

Does it get more quintessentially American than illegally knocking off Flock cameras that enable the government to conduct illegal mass surveillance of the “citizens” whom it doesn’t actually view as citizens at all but rather as cattle?

Via WUSA9:

“A growing number of Flock surveillance cameras are being intentionally vandalized across the country, including in Virginia, as critics raise concerns about privacy and how the data collected by the cameras could be shared among law enforcement agencies.
Arlington County police confirmed to WUSA9 that two Flock cameras were spray-painted on May 31. No suspect description has been released.
Flock cameras are automated license plate readers that use artificial intelligence to record when and where a vehicle is seen, along with its license plate, make and model. The cameras can also identify distinguishing characteristics, such as roof racks, bumper stickers and other visible features…
“I think the police need these tools,” said Sean Kennedy with Virginians for Safe Families*. “These tools aren’t new, and the hysteria around Flock cameras and some of these surveillance tools is overblown.”
Kennedy also noted that courts have consistently held that there is no reasonable expectation of privacy on public roadways, making the recording of vehicles traveling on public streets constitutional.
“This vandalism or any type of vigilante action against these license plate readers is unwarranted,” Kennedy said. “You have every right to change the law and change the allowances, but you have no right to destroy public property.””

* “Virginians for Safe Families”!

What kind of monster could be against “safe families”?

Obviously, domestic terrorists hate safe families.

(As we covered last month, the Department of Homeland Security recently manufactured a convenient new enemy at which to hurl its enormous resources and justify its ever-expanding budget: “anti-technology extremists.”)

Flock CEO Garrett Langley, whose X profile description reads “Safety is a fundamental right,” condemned, in an interview last year with Forbes, the Flock monitoring organization DeFlock as a “terrorist organization” akin to Antifa:

“You’ve got organizations like the ACLU… who take an above aboard [sic] approach to fight for their point of view. And thankfully we live in a beautifully democratic, capitalistic country where we can fight in court. And I have a lot of respect for those groups** because they have reasonable debates and we follow the law…
And then unfortunately, there’s terrorist organizations like DeFlock, whose primary motivation is chaos. They are closer to Antifa than they are anything else and that I think is unfortunate….
I like law and order. I like a society that is a bedrock of safety.”

**Of course, Langley appreciates groups like the ACLU because they’re the feckless, milquetoast controlled opposition that is never going to win anything. In fact, as we’ve discussed here before, the ACLU barely even pretends to care about constitutional civil liberties anymore and is primarily focused on promoting transgenderism.

Look at those eyes; fathom the nothingness.

You could swear that they make these people — Sam Altman, Mark Zuckerberg, this guy — in CIA factories somewhere.

They all have the same transparently bullshit origin story about being a go-gooder Boy Scout philanthropist tinkering in the garage to develop a product purely out of an altruistic desire to improve society with no help whatsoever from shadowy entities along the way.

In this case, Langley claims in another section of the above interview to have started making cameras by hand literally “at his kitchen table” because, by golly, goshdarnit, he just wanted to help with the crime rate!

(Langley does the “kitchen table” talking point in the same way politicians love invoking “kitchen table” issues to make themselves sound less totally disconnected from the reality of their constituents, whom they view not just as cattle but as totally asinine cattle whom they can simply bombard into submission with meaningless platitudes like “kitchen table” issues while recording campaign ads in front of a folksy pickup truck they’ve never driven once in their miserable lives.)

As for the “fighting crime” narrative that Flock employs, the reality is that crime is a social problem.

Rampant crime is the byproduct of a low-trust, atomized, nihilistic culture wherein the most sociopathic members of society rise to the top because they’re willing to do and say whatever they have to and the rabble, understanding intuitively that they live in a kleptocracy and bound together by nothing, simply adopt the same mentality as the corrupt leadership class, only on a pettier level, like looting Target in “mostly peaceful” protests against imaginary racism.

Yet, instead of fixing the culture, the offered solution, which isn’t a solution at all but only serves to further empower the corrupt ruling class, is simply mass surveillance and a police state, which many people will beg for when their cars keep getting broken into and white people keep getting stabbed on the subway by repeat violent offenders let out of jail by some George Soros DA.

This is anarcho-tyranny, which is no longer an abstract conspiracy theory as much as a description of reality in the modern West.

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Manually dismantling Flock cameras one by one, if cathartic, is an ineffective strategy for three main reasons:

· It’s a game of whac-a-mole; the company, armed with billions of dollars in government contracts in the aggregate, can repair them or build new ones faster than dissidents could realistically tear them down
· All the vandalism really does is give the government the excuse to crack the whip harder
· There already exist dozens of other means for the state authorities and/or the private entities they contract with to effectively track the peasants. Even if Flock went away tomorrow, the problem remains.

You can argue with these people until the cows come home.

You can plead.

You can moralize.

You can appeal to their better angels.

But they don’t care that no one wants their pantopican surveillance state; they’re going to build it anyway, and if you cause them any real problems other than feckless complaining on social media (which they might also turn into a criminal offense for good measure if they get tired of listening to it), they’re going to throw you into prison or, as Palantir CEO Alex Karp once fantasized, have a drone spray you with fentanyl-laced urine.

They just do whatever they want; your protestations mean nothing to them.

The only people with the legal means to stop them are a handful of imminently corruptible and/or totally clueless senators, congressman, governors, presidents, county commissioners or city councilors who will sell their flock, as it were, down the river in a heartbeat with some modest bribes and starry-eyed rhetoric about fighting crime.

They just do whatever they want, and they feel entitled because no one stops them.

There is no social contract; these people don’t believe in a social contract, insofar as it might constrain their behavior in any way.

They’ll pretend to believe in the social contract, of course, when they’re siccing the government on “domestic terrorists” who oppose their terrorism, but that’s purely tactical, not ideological.

Even if you somehow managed to get a politician elected to local, state, or national office who was serious about protecting civil liberties and dismantling the surveillance state, they’d dredge up some fruitcake who just remembered that he raped her five years ago, who will then be interviewed by a credulous and highly sympathetic Jake Tapper on CNN. Everyone else in elected office will then pretend to believe her and condemn the alleged rapist until he’s forced to quit politics, because if they don’t then another fruitcake will appear out of the ether with a “recovered memory” about them raping her too.

Everything is fake and gay.

The social contract is a lie.

Maybe it was always a lie, but in 2026 it’s definitely a lie — and a cynical one at that, designed to hamstring resistance to the limitless ambitions of sociopathic tech nerds.

Benjamin Bartee, author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile (now available in paperback), is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.

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Study Suggests Ozempic Makes Users Docile, Social Engineers Excited About Applications

Benjamin Bartee — Fri, 10 Jul 2026 12:00:00 GMT

“There’s always soma to calm your anger, to reconcile you to your enemies, to make you patient and long-suffering. In the past you could only accomplish these things by making a great effort and after years of hard moral training. Now, you swallow two or three half-gramme tablets, and there you are. Anybody can be virtuous now. You can carry at least half your morality about in a bottle. Christianity without tears—that’s what soma is.”
-Aldous Huxley, Brave New World

(Editor’s note: My initial impulse was to run with the headline “Ozempic Turns Users Into Limp-Wristed Beta-Cucks“ or something to that effect, but I refrained for the sake of appearing more like a serious journalist.)

GLP-1 agonists, such as Ozempic and Wegovy, to add to their voluminous and growing list of weird and sometimes fatal side effects, might apparently tamp down violent tendencies that result from impulse.

Via Gizmodo :

“It’s become a running joke at this point that GLP-1 drugs like semaglutide (the active ingredient in Ozempic and Wegovy) can help with almost everything under the Sun, not just weight loss. A study out today now suggests GLP-1s might even have the potential to curb people’s violent tendencies.
Scientists at Rutgers University examined nationally representative survey data that compared former and current GLP-1 users. In people currently taking GLP-1s, they found, the link between being impulsive and being more prone to violence was noticeably weaker. Though the team’s findings are far from certain proof that GLP-1s can reduce violent behavior, they do warrant follow-up research, the authors say.
“We view this study as a first step, not a final answer,” lead author Daniel Semenza, director of research at the New Jersey Gun Violence Research Center at the Rutgers School of Public Health, told Gizmodo.”

This sedating action “may carry significant criminological implications” as behavior modification tools, according to practitioners of The Science™, whose interest in such an application piqued when they administered liraglutide to a violent autistic and it effectively neutralized him, in the same way that Ritalin was introduced in a previous era to make unruly public schoolboys sit still and receive their indoctrination peaceably.

Via Criminology:

“Growing evidence suggests that GLP-1 RAs may also influence behavioral outcomes, particularly those involving dysregulated impulse control. GLP-1 RA use has been linked to improvements in impulse control disorders…
Research regarding the behavioral effects of GLP-1 RA use may carry significant criminological implications. Although prior studies have focused on psychiatric or compulsive behaviors, the same neurobiological mechanisms, including modulation of reward sensitivity, stress regulation, and impulse control, plausibly extend to aggression and violent crime. The relationship between GLP-1 RA use and violence remains largely unexplored, but preliminary findings raise the possibility of an inverse relationship. Vestlund et al. (2022) reported that repeated administration of exendin-4, a GLP-1 RA analog, was associated with reduced aggression in male mice, potentially through modulation of serotonin and noradrenaline signaling. A case study by Järvinen et al. (2019) described reductions in aggressive behavior in a 20-year-old man with autism spectrum disorder following treatment with liraglutide. Although these findings are limited in both scope and generalizability, they provide preliminary support for the plausibility of a link between GLP-1 RA use and aggression-related outcomes.”

The study cited above surveyed 821 GLP-1 users (the class of drugs that include Ozempic and Wegovy), some current (224) and some former (597), and asked them various questions about their self-reported levels of violence.

Continuing:

“Current GLP-1 RA use was associated with significantly weaker associations between impulsivity and violent crime, as well as between alcohol use and violent crime, compared with former use. Interaction terms indicated that the associations of impulsivity and alcohol use with violent behavior were attenuated by approximately 62% and 52%, respectively, among current versus former GLP-1 RA users…
The results carry implications for continued criminological investigation into the potential behavioral effects of increasingly widespread GLP-1 RA use…
These hypotheses underscore the potential for criminological research to identify when, for whom, and under what conditions pharmacological intervention may influence violence risk. Given the extensive societal burden of violence, an evidence-based understanding of how pharmaceuticals may interact with established behavioral risk factors could complement the broader portfolio of violence prevention strategies.”
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The practical upshot, in a hypothetical future scenario:

· Your kid’s public school teacher with purple hair in a blue city introduces him to the school counselor to get the ball rolling on having him neutered for gender equity.
· Administration sends him home with release forms to officially change his name on all school forms to “Sally” and have the nurse start him on puberty blockers and estrogen therapy in order to help him achieve the truest expression of his true, special self
· You get too mouthy with follow-up questions for their liking
· Your “tone” causes the school counselor to fear for her safety
· The behavioral scientists employed by the state to manage reactionary serfs diagnose you with a behavioral disorder and have you put on an Ozempic regimen under threat of having custody revoked

Thus, you’ll be successfully conditioned out of your transphobia and rendered a lot more compliant with the whole routine while your son, whom you now obediently call Sally since you got your mind right, is unburdened from his testicles.

Imagine the compliance!

“The world’s stable now. People are happy; they get what they want, and they never want what they can’t get... And if anything should go wrong, there’s soma.”
-Aldous Huxley, Brave New World

Benjamin Bartee, author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile (now available in paperback), is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.

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