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I bought some software that was good for making images to match the lyrics easily. Then I started using AI a bit and found that I could have more control of the consistency of the characters but I do have to pay more to be able to do that.

I have been off work with some physical issues due to my body not coping well with being a postman for nearly four years, so I started turning my Sex, Drugs & Marriage book into a graphic memoir.

A substantial amount of money later I have made the first three books although it traditional ‘billy’ style I fucked up the third one by not making the setting for colour, so have had to unpublish that while I try to get it fixed through their support or put it up again with different ISBN. Not ideal but as I say, fucking typical.

I have already put all my books to music and video which believe me was a monumental effort, and now I am making new versions for the book, just in case anyone goes to my site and see the text videos I made, if they watch these cartoon one’s the song will be different. I don’t like to put the same version of the song on more than one video…usually.

Here is the first video from the first book, The Ferry Years.

Let me know if you enjoy this and I will post more, or if you want to you can download the pdf’s at Ko-Fi.

I had a good chat with Ryan Wilson yesterday, which is on my youtube channel just now and still at the Live page. I will make a blog post about it soon.

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I made a short promo video for the first book which does not use any photos that are in the book. On other words, it cost me money to make so any likes and comments will help me feel it was worth the £4.30 to produce. ;-)

I have recently done a lot of work on my website to make things easier to find as I know it can seem a bit complicated with the different things I do all in the one site. I have also made it completely free, so if you feel like donating some cash to help me keep going, that can be done at Ko-Fi also.

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I am not able to attend the Edinburgh Festival this year, even though I had a show booked, because I have had to take some time off work and they don’t let you get sick pay and stand in front of crowds to try and make them laugh, so I had to pick the former. Bit of a bummer.

I hope you enjoy the video and stay tuned for more regular posting. Let me know if you enjoyed it.

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Here is my record of their 2018 run to the semi-finals.

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Fucking hell – it was like spot the brain cell wasn’t it?

‘Fuckin Queen, we love the Queen’
‘Aye man, if Scotland gets independence, we’re all moving to England’

Really, where’s the fucking voting slip?

I may actually take part in the farce if that’s the case.

Alex Salmond should just use that as his advertising campaign.

Everyone would be like ‘Yeah, yeah, yeah, get the arseholes tae fuck’

Maybe the Celtic fans who support Ireland when they play Scotland can get tae fuck as well.

They can bugger off to Rome to kiss the Pope’s Ring …. and I don’t mean the one on his finger.

The sooner we get rid of fucking arseholes who carry around that poisonous bigotry the better for everyone.

What I don’t get though, is that when Scotland play England they all join together for that.

The level of brainwashing is indeed impressive.

Hearts and Hibs call each other Scum – We are both from Edinburgh

We let football teams divide us! While politicians suck the life from us.

Rangers fans don’t buy season tickets

That would be hilarious and sensible seeing as how the directors are ripping you off for your stupidity in supporting them in the first place

and Celtic should do the same.

You can both retire champions – Sing Championies together

My friend works with a lot of people from Glasgow – doesn’t like them very much – self serving

Let’s talk about the elephant in the room – Who’s rangers, who’s celtic?

Rangers Celtic – You both won the league this year – Glasgow should be fucking jumping – you could all get in a group hug and sing Championies, Championies – oh we, oh we, oh we.

Of course, the Celtic fans would spoil it by singing – Aye of the 1st division. Which is really the 3rd division. The Championship is the 2nd division and the premiership is the 1st division. Every think that they want to fuck with our minds? Just keep Rangers and Celtic in 2 different leagues and Peace and Love in Glasgow would ensue. Ye’s can both be champions every year, seeing as how neither of you can take getting beat. Cause when you do, you beat your wives just to make up for it. ‘It’s ma ba mummy’

No surprise Rangers won the 1st division paying Premier League wages.

No surprise Celtic won the Premier League as the Refs only had them to be bias toward.

1st Rule of Freemasonry – Pretend you are a Protestant Organisation

2nd Rule of Freemasonry – Dinnae tell any cunt

3rd Rule of Freemasonry – If your Pretend Main horse goes down – make sure your Main horse goes the distance.

I don’t think I’m anyone special and judging by this audience – neither does anyone else.

Celtic fan – no matter how much we hate them, we need them. Just like being married. Why don’t you admit to loving each other – if you could just overcome your self hatred you would see you have a deep love for each other.

Rangers fans – we are gonna move to England if Scottish Independence – Why?

Cause we’re Rangers – Oh is that your considered opinion?

Aye, we’re Rangers

No you’re not

Aye, we are Teddy Bears and aw that

You can’t BE rangers – that is a logical fallacy

Oh check this cunt oot – hittin’ us wi’ critical thinking – the trivium an’ aw that

We’re Rangers Pal - Queen & Country – One Step before Neandertal

No you’re not – you are a numpty who supports a financial institution known as Rangers that gets other numpties to chase a ball like headless chickens so other numpties like yourself will give over their hard earned slave labour wages thus taking their eye of the real ball of how their lives are being controlled and being brought into a new world order agenda – in a trade off for cheering the numpties when the ball his a net.

Tell him Billy, no you tell him Billy, get Billy Jr to tell him Billy Snr –

Why are you all called Billy?

Christ, isn’t it obvious? We are all the Sons of William. It’s a long line stretching back to to 1690. King William of Orange – Founder of the Bank of England – You’s are all following a Banker?

‘We need to know where the ball is gonnae go, we get really upset if we dinnae ken where the fucking ball goes’

I am actually a Billy Boy. Funnily enough my mothers a Protestant from Belfast – I don’t know if there is a connection.

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I added the music from BWAIB and this is the result.

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