Still getting texts like these on the reg 👇

I’m going to share my observations from just the past week…

A client had her hip replaced earlier this summer and resumed Pilates last week. I asked her how she was feeling and she launched into a diatribe about all the cancer. Her daughter in law, who recently turned 30, was waiting to be released from the hospital this particular morning after her mastectomy. My client’s husband had Mohs on his head and the wound wasn’t closing. Additionally his PSA came back at 14 and he was waiting on the biopsy to come back about whether the prostate cancer was the aggressive kind or not.

Later that week, which was last week, a client came in completely distraught. She had just received the news about her best friend’s 14 year old son who had suffered his first seizure on August 8.

It was caused by a tumor. The pathology had just come back, and it was the news nobody wanted. This tumor is a rare and aggressive form of pediatric brain cancer.

His prognosis is unimaginably grim.

“Median overall survival”…… 9–11 months from diagnosis”

“2-year survival”,…………….. <10%”

“5-year survival”……………… <1–2%”

I told her I had a book for her to share with her friend.

One I found helpful while my dad was battling cancer.

One that I now regularly share with people recently diagnosed with cancer - or close to someone recently diagnosed.

I’ve mentioned this book in previous posts, so you might recognize it. I order it, usually five at a time, sometimes 10. I thought I still had one copy on my shelf, but I didn’t. So I ordered five more. I looked back at my orders and I’ve placed eight orders for this book. Each order was five or more books. Except for one single book order.

The woman she was working out with was empathetic. She had recently returned to the studio after keeping her nieces while her sister, 40 years old, recovered from her double mastectomy and began chemo and radiation. She was juggling caring for her sister and the kids while helping their mom who, with rapidly progressing dementia, is also doing chemotherapy for her breast cancer.

The books arrived Monday, and sit here next to me as I write this.

There are only four left now though.

Because Tuesday, my client on maintenance chemo every three weeks (because maintenance chemo is a thing now), began her session by sharing that her daughter’s future father in law had just been given weeks, possibly a couple of months to live. His inoperable brain tumor has progressed substantially and he will likely not be alive much longer. Almost certainly not long enough to see his daughter walk down the aisle in April.

So they traveled to see him so that she could try her dress on and he could see her in it. And they had a father daughter dance.

That part made my lip quiver. And twisted my face in an effort not to cry.

I had given this client the book when her breast cancer came back in her colon and she had to have 18 inches of it removed. I gave it to her to read as she began her maintenance chemo.

The woman with the hip replacement (whom I mentioned at the beginning of this post) was in this particular session, and shared the cancer stories of her daughter in law and husband. I realized that I had not given her a copy of the book, and handed her one.

The single book order I referenced earlier was placed recently. I had a copy sent to a client and a friend who lives out of state. He missed his online session with me because he was at the hospital with a ruptured appendix. After surgery and a resection of his colon, it turned out that he had cancer. According to the doc, it is very rare and there isn’t really a standard of care treatment. So they treat it like colon cancer. They thought they got it all, and despite not really having data to go on, recommended chemo anyway.

That same week, another client was in. She’s one I’ve written about before. She was “diagnosed” with Stage ZERO breast cancer a few years ago, and also encouraged to do chemo and radiation (which she declined). She wanted to know if I had ever heard of anything like “this”…

“This” → Her friend ended up in the ER with a ruptured appendix. When they did the surgery, it turned out that she had this very rare cancer. They removed part of her colon. They thought they got it all but were still recommending chemo.

I have to admit that I had trouble fixing my face because what in the actual fuck. Luckily this client is ok with my what in the actual fuck face. I think that face helped her see the absurdity of chemo and radiation for stage zero cancer.

Anyway, I couldn’t believe I was hearing the exact same story of this super rare cancer with such a unique presentation literally within the same week. For reference, my online client lives in the midwest and this other gal is in Atlanta.

I found out this morning that the boy with the brain cancer and his family are flying to Boston today for another brain surgery tomorrow. A doctor up there reviewed his case and feels confident she can safely remove the other two tumors.

I gave my client the book for herself and a copy for her friend.

The mother I’ve never met. Dealing with every mother’s worst nightmare.

Last month her life was normal. And in the blink of an eye, she’s hoping her sweet son makes it through another brain surgery. So that he can battle a cancer that rarely leaves survivors.

Here is last night’s update:

Thank you for continuing to love this family so fiercely. Please keep praying for ……, for Dr. Baird and her hands on Friday, for a safe and successful surgery, and for our boy to keep doing exactly what he has been doing — smiling, joking, fighting and being ………. And in ……….’s words....”can the Gators please not suck again this year” =)

My last client today was happy that she would get to see her son and daughter in law for dinner this evening. They are in town for the funeral of a close friend who recently passed.

After a very brief battle with glioblastoma.

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Ok. So cancer then. It’s still raging.

I guess turbo cancer gonna turbo.

I know that I continue to repeat anecdotal evidence here. And I’ll keep doing it. I have done the same thing, with the same demographic, for over 25 years. I have listened to countless hours of intimate details of my clients’ lives. And this is fucking different.

It’s not the toxic food or the GMOs.

It’s not the pesticides.

It’s not the forever chemicals in our clothes.

👆To be clear, this is certainly not an endorsement of those things - definitely try to steer clear of any and all of them whenever possible. Those things don’t help the cancer situation.

But our bodies have adapted over many, many years to eliminate toxins we ingest from our environment. And our bodies are pretty damn good at it. For eternity, humans have consumed toxins through our skin, through the food we eat, and the air we breathe. Our bodies come with incredible filters and very effective elimination systems for toxins we encounter through natural ingestion routes like the mouth or lungs.

Our parents and grandparents ate plenty of canned and packaged toxic, garbage shit. They drank. They smoked. Hell, they were basically using DDT as air freshener and somehow only a small percentage of people ended up paralyzed with not polio.

The human body is excellent at offloading toxic shit encountered in a historically human way - the nose, the mouth, the skin, etc …

Historically, humans have not encountered syringes full of toxins. Which makes the human body far less capable of eliminating toxins that are introduced through an injection. Despite this blatantly obvious fact, the number of toxic injections administered to the youngest members of our tribe has exponentially increased over an incredibly short period of time. And I’m still talking about before all of this “covid” nonsense.

Allergies, asthma, anaphylaxis, ADHD, and autism have skyrocketed. By orders of magnitude.

And definitely not because of the toxic injections labeled as vaccines.

And since it’s definitely not the vaccines, don’t worry about holding any pharmaceutical company responsible for this toxic soup (delivered in the most novel way possible). That possibility was eliminated with the National Childhood Vaccine Injury Act of 1986. Because vaccines are so safe.

Then the 2020 was like HOLD MY BEER FUCKERS…

And now everyone gets mRNA shots every other quarter on top of their injection super stack. Including fetuses and infants and grandma and fuck it let’s approve mRNA flu shots with exactly zero clinical trial evidence because we can just do it on an accelerated approval ticket because who cares and post marketing data is awesome and who doesn’t love participating in a real time clinical trial.

Injectapalooza.

That’s where we’re at. And I’m just saying, shit changed after the covid shots.

News Flash: It’s not trending in the right direction.

The cancer is out of control. It happened so abruptly and so significantly.

You know what else is abrupt and significant? Injecting a toxic soup into your body.

I know my vantage point is anecdotal, and at this point pretty biased. Convince me otherwise. I’ll wait.

I lurk around on social media to get a feel for the vibe.

Toxic, terrible food is being hard sold as the big bad wolf… and like I said, it’s not good. But it’s not being injected straight into the body.

Anywhoooo…keep everyone’s eyes on the food and stuff and maybe they’ll forget about the MAINLINE ASSAULT through the needle.

Harvested the following screenshots from a 5min scroll on Instagram:

If you are interested in my previous anecdotal evidence, please see the following:

We must stop offloading the responsibility of our health to an outside establishment. You do not need to go to the doctor when you are healthy to hear that you are healthy.

Your body isn’t deficient.

Routine medical testing creates customers and keeps them. And this routine begins very early. If all goes as planned, on the first day of life.

When you allow them to begin injecting your child, you are tacitly entering into a long term relationship with a system that profits from treatments, not cures. This system relies on repeat customers, and not ones with agency over their health.

This system would like you to believe that you are not equipped to understand your health (or the health of your child) because the body is just too complex. The only way to learn about it requires going to school for many, many years, and when you leave you have special letters attached to your name.

The people with those letters practice medicine, which is not the same as practicing health.

Medicine is amazing and so are many of the doctors who practice it - and not everyone can.

However, health can be practiced by anyone. And the better the health practitioner you become, the less medicine you will need.

Which unfortunately makes health kind of antithetical to medicine.

This system is a method of control. It is dependent on blind belief in foundational principles, which fail to meet their own criteria. And they absolutely must not be challenged. The injectable compliance schedule based on these faulty foundational principles must not be challenged… and actually cannot reasonably be challenged legally.

This system hinges on compliance, and almost everyone is. It regulates and shapes our lives more profoundly than almost anything else, perhaps even religion … and as long as we continue to comply, it will continue to control.

Relevant:

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What Is Turbo Cancer?

Author’s Note: This essay uses establishment terminology strategically. Words like cancer and tumor appear because they name real physical phenomena the essay examines. The terrain framing operates throughout: cancer is not a disease the body produces against itself but the body’s containment response to injury it cannot resolve. The dual register lets …

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The 12 Screenings That Manufacture the Patients They Claim to Find

The Pattern Across the Programmes…

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Anthony Colpo’s Substack

Large US Study Found Unvaccinated Kids Much Healthier, & Was Quietly Buried

In early 2020, researchers from Henry Ford Health in Detroit completed a large study comparing chronic health outcomes in vaccinated versus unvaccinated children…

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Monday,

Tuesday,

Wednesday (this is ridiculous)

Thursday friends ! I can rarely ever start and finish a post in the same day, but my goodness, this has just been egregious. This would’ve gone out [day before] yesterday, but as I was crossing out Monday and putting Tuesday in its place I got a call from the skatepark. Somehow, a skate obstacle left my kiddo looking like he took a bullet to the chest - which is not an exaggeration.

✋WARNING🤚 graphic photo incoming…

Soooooo we ended up needed stitches last night, which put us home quite late - too late to finish this up.

Which brings us right on up to Wednesday [which sucked balls and now it’s Thursday], and absolutely feels like it should be fucking Friday of next week to me. The good news for this post is that I’m still getting regular alert emails about cyclosporiasis, so at least it’s still relevant 😂.

Good news for me, bad news for buttholes.

Ok, did you just read ‘cyclospora’ up there and think, “Gosh, I wish we had some toxic injectable mRNA that could fight those pesky parasites! And I wish that injection would have more lipid nanoparticles, and be diagnostic!!!!”

Me too.

Get excited because this mRNA train ain’t stopping.

If you’ve been here for a while you might recall that I thought it very likely that parasites would be used to deploy more injections. I wrote about that here 👇

And here👇

Why parasites? My working hypothesis was that there could be a shift to injections for parasites because people were going to wise up after the covid injection experience.

I thought people would decide that asymptomatic infection, from a never isolated “virus”, according to the PCR not-a-test was a load of shit. And I thought that there would be a rejection of endless shots. Welp…I was wrong about that. But the Parasite Push continues.

The benefit of a parasite is that it is visible in a sample. From a sick person. Usually with a basic bitch microscope.

Like if someone is sick, you can take a sample of their relevant fluids and SEE the perp (parasite…perpasite?) in action. You don’t need any fetal bovine serum or acid rinses or G force spinning to isolate them. You don’t need fancy assays and tests that look at shadows on the wall with electron microscopes.

If you have even dipped a toe into “alternative” media platforms (like Rumble), you have certainly experienced the Parasite Push. You have been advertised Ivermectin ad nauseum.

Relevant👇

And just a reminder y’all, I am not casting stones here. I fell for this bullshit hook, line, and sinker just like I fell for Bob Malone on Rogan. Looking back I cannot believe I was so fucking gullible, but the whole murdering the world thing really caught me off guard. I try and give myself a little grace for how long it took me to realize that I had been gently herded right into the “alternative narrative”. And that anything presented through any media must be questioned. DOH!

Everyone is doing the best they can. I truly believe that. This unfortunately also applies to satanic pedophiles trying enslave us into a digital gulag and extinguish humanity as we know it.

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Anywhoozle...

Back to parasites and IVM. I still don’t have it all figured out (obviously), but I KNOW that They™ have pushed the parasite story and advertised antiparasitic drugs, and a multitude of supplements to all the people that found “alternative” media platforms during covid. I think this was/is largely to keep everyone operating within the medical pharmaceutical model.

Whether you are seeing your family doc for your prescriptions … or ordering IVM from The Wellness Company (who I covered here and here and here)… or gobbling supplements recommended by Trusted Experts™ at the FLCCC (I know it has another name now but I’m not going to look it up) … you are still playing within the paradigm.

Take pills. For symptoms if you’re sick.

Take pills. Prophylactically if you aren’t.

Which brings me to our current situation. Surely you have heard plenty about the cyclosporiasis parasite? Apparently it’s causing explosive diarrhea across the country. I’m receiving regular notifications about what it is, where it’s coming from, and what you can do to protect yourself.

🤫pssssst…. it comes from FECAL MATTER on fresh produce. Which is gross, however not rocket science, folks. Constant updates seem entirely unnecessary.

PLOT TWIST 👉 IVM doesn’t work!

So apparently this uber contagious parasite that comes from fecal matter is hard to study because it can’t be continuously cultured (grown) in a Petri dish 😂.

"Despite its public health significance, research is hindered by methodological challenges, including inability to culture in vitro/in vivo and limited genomic characterization." (source)

Which means they are going to have a really hard time making a helpful “vaccine” for an issue that should be addressed through basic hygiene.

Oh look it’s mRNA technology for parasites! 👇

This paper is a review of the progress of parasitic mRNA injections. Which sounds like they are going to try and fight parasites with mRNA.

I skimmed this paper and it was mostly more of the same. Parasitic vaccines and antigens and delivery systems and immune response blah blah blah.

Until I came to the word theronostic. Aha. There it is.

Theranostics is a precision medicine approach that combines diagnostics and therapy to treat disease, primarily cancer (thus far).

This paper proposes that a single lipid nanoparticle could theoretically contain mRNA encoding both:

1. a parasite antigen (therapeutic component)

2. a reporter protein such as NanoLuc luciferase (diagnostic component)

In addition to their specific uses, mRNA technologies provide considerable potential for theranostic strategies that combine diagnostic and therapeutic capabilities into a unified platform. This approach is very effective for the management of intricate parasite infections. A singular mRNA-LNP construct might be designed to co-express a parasite antigen (to provoke an immune response) and a reporter protein, such as Nano luciferase (as a diagnostic indicator) [237, 238]. The effective expression of the reporter, upon injection, could be measured using a straightforward blood assay, offering immediate, individualized insights into vaccine uptake and bio distribution (the diagnostic function). Concurrently, the identical construct would activate the immune system against the specific pathogen (the therapeutic function). This theranostic competence would facilitate the assessment of therapy efficacy and inform intervention plans, advancing the field towards a more personalized and adaptive framework for managing parasitic infections.

By the way, let me just clear this up. You might think that the proposed diagnostic would be diagnosing a parasitic infection.

And you would be wrong.

It isn’t diagnosing parasites. Instead, it’s largely diagnosing the performance of the mRNA platform itself. Was it delivered? Was it expressed? How much? Did expression persist? You know, a lot of the questions everyone was left asking after they rolled the mRNA shots out to the world and people started dropping dead...

The newer language discusses the injectable mRNA technology platform as integrated systems that could combine vaccination, therapy, biomarkers, diagnostics, monitoring, and adaptive treatment. All while building worldwide collaboration to help neglected people and discover global health equity 🤮.

Conclusion

mRNA-based medicines offer a breakthrough approach to combating neglected parasitic zoonotic diseases, with the potential to create innovative vaccinations, tailored treatments, and better diagnostic tools. The adaptability and rapid development capability of mRNA platforms, which have shown efficient in recent viral vaccine successes, offer a potential foundation for combating complex parasitic illnesses including cysticercosis, cryptosporidiosis, and filariasis. However, critical barriers remain to be overcome, including an incomplete understanding of the protective immune responses required, a lack of reliable animal models for accurate assessment, and significant challenges related to the efficient delivery, stabilization, and scalable production of mRNA formulations.

To promote mRNA-based therapies in parasitology, nanoparticle-based delivery technologies, better chemical modifications for higher mRNA stability, and optimized, cost-effective manufacturing procedures are critical. In order to address these technical obstacles, it will be important to build strong worldwide collaboration, enhance research funding, and undertake a cross-disciplinary collaborative effort. If these limitations can overcome, mRNA therapies have the potential to revolutionize parasitic disease control, providing significant benefits to neglected people while also contributing significantly to global health equity.

Here’s the current mRNA Malaria Trial for anyone who’s interested:

A Clinical Trial to Evaluate the Safety, Efficacy and Immune Responses After Vaccination With an Investigational RNA‑based Vaccine Against Malaria

Trial Details

This is a randomized, dose-escalation Phase I/IIa trial to evaluate safety, tolerability, immunogenicity and efficacy of an investigational RNA-based vaccine (BNT165e) for prevention of P. falciparum malaria in healthy malaria-naive adults.

The multi-antigen malaria vaccine (designated BNT165e) is a combination of three distinct RNAs, BNT165c and BNT165d (composed of BNT165d1 and BNT165d2), encoding P. falciparum antigens encapsulated in lipid nanoparticles. The BNT165c RNA encodes the full Plasmodium falciparum circumsporozoite protein. The BNT165d1 and BNT165d2 RNAs both encode conserved, immunogenic segments of liver stage-expressed proteins.

This is BioNTech's Phase I/IIa trial of BNT165e, a lipid nanoparticle (LNP) encapsulated three-component mRNA malaria vaccine intended to prevent Plasmodium falciparum infection. It is a first-in-human dose escalation study.

It is not described as a theranostic product, and there are no reporter genes or imaging components listed in the protocol. Read the study details here.

This is the first one and BioNTech is treating it more like a platform optimization study than a single product trial. The protocol evaluates multiple dose combinations, multiple dosing schedules, three different RNA components, and controlled human infection. This seems like an interest in optimizing the platform as much as evaluating one vaccine candidate. Man, where can I sign up? Who’s with me???

Turns out I delayed finishing this post just long enough for McCullough/Hulscher to tap in on the cyclosporiasis situation.

In an explosive (😉) 54 mouse study, which is way larger than the 8 Mouse Gold Standard 😂, nano-curcumin performed as well as regular curcumin and antibiotics (the current standard of care). It apparently also showed evidence of preventing relapse during an extensive 16 day follow up period.

If only we had known that NANO-CURCUMIN was the answer.

Before you rush out and stock up on nano-curcumin, please do keep in mind that this exciting news came from a study that included just 54 mice. Which, although is quite a few more than 8, is still a small number. These mice were given a parasitic infection in a laboratory setting, which looks zero percent similar to how a parasitic infection would occur in the wild (see excerpt below).

👉 Fun Fact: Oral gavage is a precise method for administering specific volumes of liquids, drugs, or compounds directly into the stomach of research animals, typically mice and rats.

All that to say I don’t know what’s going on with the parasite situation, but it’s not nothing. Just google fighting parasites and you’ll be hit with a barrage of ways to manage the struggle….

In the spring Lyme was all the rage:

Now we have the diarrhea parasite exploding across the country and the media.

For a little back story on how parasites, germs, and diseases have been used to manipulate the masses into taking injections please see the following:

And the shots roll on…

Well hello. I hope you all had a wonderful “independence” day. First off, I would like to apologize for my absence. I took a much needed, though unplanned, time-out from the inter webs. A few of you kind folks reached out to check on me, and I appreciate that. All is well.

I spent much of May and June traveling, and didn’t open my computer. I wish I could say that I went completely offline. But I was still checking in on the young humans I love dearly and managing studio things from afar.

I feel incredibly fortunate to have been able to see some parts of the world that I haven’t before.

I headed out of the country right as the HantNotaVirus was awkwardly exiting stage right.

I covered that here 👇

And here👇

HaNotaVirus was instantly replaced by a much more reliable fear monger.

One that is armed with fevers of hemorrhagic horribleness, and decades of predictive programming…

The one …

The only …

I was in Montreal, Hong Kong, and the Philippines and I saw very little evidence that Ebola was being taken seriously. A few signs posted here and there at the airport. And I saw one family (that appeared to be from Africa) pulled into a small room in Manila. Other than that…Nobola.

I did see this sign in Manila:

Anyway, I returned home from abroad on June 7th, arriving at Hartsfield Jackson in Atlanta. After thirty-something hours of travel I was exhausted and not my sharpest. If I had been on my game, I would’ve whipped out my phone and taken a video when I happened upon the CDC’s Welcome Home Table. I truly regret that I did not capture the scene, but I will do my very best to recreate it for you now.

Have you ever been to a high school basketball game? Picture a folding table where a couple of moms, perhaps running the booster club, are selling raffle tickets. There’s a banner hanging off the front of the table that says something to the effect of: WHS Bulldogs BOOSTER RAFFLE!!!

Ok, now imagine that folding table is actually at the busiest airport in the world (ATL). And the booster club banner is a CDC banner with a homemade poster that says TESTING. And instead of two heavily perfumed moms with lipstick on their teeth and smiles that never stop judging, there are two lackluster CDC employees with cropped hair and face masks. I definitely slowed down to see what was being halfway hollered from the CDC table (that I swear could have been selling raffle tickets or handing out door prizes). Yes, I said halfway hollered.

Halfway Hollering → Calling out at an elevated volume with exactly zero urgency.

What was being halfway hollered?

“Anyone traveling from abroad, [listing various countries]. You must stop here. Get tested.”

The lackluster tone sounded like they were requesting, but their words were a demand. And nobody stopped. Not one person. Zero. Zilch. Nada. And the CDC ladies just kept repeating the same thing over and over.

I have attempted to have AI recreate this scene for you. It didn’t get it exactly right, but it’s pretty close.

The CDC Welcome Table definitely didn’t reflect this report:

Gosh folks, according to “The News”, we’ve got a public health emergency and shit’s about to get real. Someone should let the CDC know. If I didn’t know better, I’d think they aren’t really worried about Ebola at all 😉.

Alright, that was a long lead in and I know you really just came for the memes😘. They are a bit tardy, but I still laughed when I looked them over and decided to post them up anyway.

So without further ado…

Love you guys.

I hope the rest of your week is fabulous … despite all the things. 😘

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Who is officially tappin’ dat hantavirASS???

OH YEAH.

I’m officially suggesting that he grow a pornstache.

Seriously though. What do we NEED to know???? Thankfully, People Magazine is here with a helpful info box:

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I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again… if you don’t think we are being trolled, think again.

Folks, this is not The Onion. This is being reported across mainstream platforms with a straight face.

Not only is he a porn adjacent penis expert with a podcast … he’s a right wing conspiracy theorist!

A new virus is killing people as global health organizations work to control its spread and convince the public that the hantavirus outbreak is just an outbreak — not another pandemic. Americans can rest assured that Dr. Brian Christine, a penile implant specialist and assistant secretary for health at the Department of Health and Human Services, is on the case.

According to a Friday report from CNN’s KFile, Christine — an admiral in the U.S. Public Health Service Commissioned Corps — is a surgical urologist with virtually no experience in public health. He once hosted an “Erection Connection” video series on YouTube, and spread conspiracies about the Covid-19 vaccine during the Biden administration. He is now one of the Trump administration’s top officials in charge of infectious disease policy.

🤔I wonder what crazy conspiracies the penis expert was spreading??? Let’s ask The Daily Mail:

Doctor who’s been put in charge of rat virus outbreak is penis expert with a VERY colorful past

He said in the same 2022 podcast episode: ‘Well, the government said, if you don’t take the vaccine, you may lose your job. You may lose your income. There were threats in this way. And so a lot of individuals were forced to take the vaccine and to take the boosters.

‘And if someone wanted to take the vaccine, I think that’s fine. But forcing people to take a vaccination is absolutely wrong.’

In September 2025, two months before Christine’s appointment, Kennedy’s handpicked Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices (ACIP) panel voted to remove all ‘positive’ recommendations surrounding the mRNA Covid vaccines made by Pfizer and Moderna, meaning the CDC would no longer recommend US adults get the shots.

Instead, the experts advised Americans to rely on ‘individual decision-making.’

In criticizing vaccine mandates in that same October 2022 podcast episode, Christine claimed that the Covid-19 vaccine ‘ultimately was proved not to prevent the disease and not to prevent the spread of the disease.’

He added: ‘We know that there have been people who have died from that, but we also know that most people who get infected aren’t going to die. Most people who get infected aren’t going to get sick.

‘But the government and the left have used the pandemic to control people.’

WHAT A CRAZY LUNATIC!! I sure am glad we know he is a conspiracy theory super spreader that only knows about dicks and stuff.

Oh look👇

Just kidding the haNotaVirass does not shrink your cock…

Hana…

HaNah…

HaNah Gonna shrink your cock anyway.

Which we can know for sure because we have a cock expert (cockxpert?) managing the “outbreak”. The one that has allegedly “infected” a whopping ELEVEN people worldwide.

For the record:

Is there any medical evidence Hantavirus can shrink penis size?

No.

What experts and health agencies actually say

There is:

• No CDC guidance mentions genital shrinkage

• No WHO advisory about reproductive changes

• No published medical research connecting Hantavirus to penis size reduction

• No documented symptom list including genital effects

Even AI fact-checking systems and public health commentators quickly debunked the rumor.

Turns out, sexperts say that HaNotaVirASS might stay in your semen FOR YEARS …

Just think … all the penises in the photo above could unknowingly be chocked full of hantavirus sperm. Just swimming around in there waiting to infect the world.

Here we have the famous Hantavirus Semen Study that you all know and love. Y’all know I had to look this one up … and boy The Science™ did not disappoint with its sciencing at the Speed Of Science™.

So how do they know about the long lasting hantasperm??? Here is the study:

We demonstrate a long-lasting, strong neutralizing antibody response using pseudovirions expressing the ANDV glycoprotein. Taken together, our results show that ANDV has the potential for sexual transmission.

Ah yes, the ironclad PSEUDOVIRION. Official proof. Even more pseudo than their science. And the OG virion. 🤣

2. Materials and Methods

2.4. Separation of Cells from Seminal Plasma by Centrifugation

One milliliter of ejaculate was centrifuged for 15 min at 600× g. The supernatant was carefully transferred into a new tube and the pellet resuspended in 1 ml of PBS. Then, 100 μL of initial input, supernatant, and resuspended pellet were inactivated in AVL (Qiagen, Switzerland) and EtOH at a ratio of 1:4:4. RNA was extracted using the EZ1 Advanced XL instrument using the EZ1&2 Virus Mini Kit v2.0 (Qiagen, Switzerland) and analyzed via RT-qPCR as described above.

2.5. Determination of Viral Nucleic Acid Type

To determine whether the obtained ANDV-specific real-time PCR signal is derived from the viral genome possibly integrated into the host DNA, we isolated nucleic acid from the ejaculate using the EZ1 Advanced XL instrument and treated it with RNase A (Thermo Fisher Scientific, Basel, Switzerland) according to the manufacturer’s protocol. As controls, RNA derived from a Sin Nombre Virus (SNV) culture and a plasmid containing the sequence targeted by the SNV-specific real-time PCR were used. For the ANDV-specific real-time PCR, primers were used, as described above. For the SNV-specific real-time PCR, the following primers were used: forward: 5′-TGGACCCCGATGATGTTAACA-3′, reverse: 5′-CCARTTTCTGAGCTGCAATAAGATC-3′, probe: 5′-FAM-ACGGGCAGCTGTGTCTGCATTGG-3′.

2.6. Pseudovirion Neutralization Assay (PsVNA)

The PsVNA was performed as described elsewhere [20] using vesicular stomatitis virus (VSV) pseudotyped with ANDV glycoproteins as a substitute for infectious ANDV. The expression plasmid pI18 for the glycoprotein of ANDV strain CHI-7913 was kindly provided by Nicole Tischler (Molecular Virology Laboratory, Fundación Ciencia & Vida, Santiago, Chile) and has been described previously [21].

Are you wondering about the PsVNA that was “described elsewhere [20]”? Me too.

Here’s an excerpt from that paper:

The ANDV glycoprotein precursor coding region (GPC) was isolated from a previously cloned cDNA of isolate CHI-7913 (GeneBank accession number: AY228238 (Tischler et al., 2003), species Andes virus, genus Hantavirus, family Bunyaviridae by PCR using specific primers 5-TAGATCTATTATGGAAGGGTGGTATCTGGTTGC-3 forward and 5-AGGACTCGAGGCGGCCGCTTAGACAGTTTTCTTGTGCCC-3 reverse and subsequently cloned into the expression vector pI.18 (kind gift of Dr. Jim Robertson, from the National Institute for Biological Standards and Control, Hertfordshire, UK), giving rise to the plasmid pI.18/GPC. Further, the coding region of ANDV-Gn residues 1-353 was isolated through PCR amplification using primers 5′ -CAGAGTCGACAAATGGAAGGGTGGTATCTGGTT-3′ and 5′-CAAGCTCGACTCATACACTGTGATTAGATTCAGG-3′ and cloned into the prokaryotic expression vector pET32(a) (Novagen, Merck Biosciences). Plasmids pGAE1.0 (coding for the green fluorescent protein (GFP) under the Cytomegalovirus (CMV) promoter, flanked by psi sequences and SIV long terminal repeats) and pSIV3+

Phew! That’s a lot of letters. But that’s what it takes when you’re pseudosciencing. Maybe some images will help you pseudo visualize what they pseudo did.

Luckily I found some actual footage from that paper:

The team worked tirelessly to get those pseudovirions taped together...

At times they felt like giving up, but they persevered…and it was worth it.

But enough about how they never isolated haNotaVirA$$ and proved exactly nothing about transmission. Let’s talk about systemic racism already.

Back to Dr. Cock Christine and the People Magazine article that got this party started this morning:

He also argued against the prevailing idea that there are inherent biases that lead to substandard healthcare for minorities.

“I have been practicing medicine and surgery for over 30 years and I will tell you I have never once seen a nurse or a doctor not treat a patient because they were some race or another. I have never once seen a hospital kick out a patient because they were Black or Brown or Asian. It doesn’t happen, healthcare in America is not systemically racist,” he claimed in another Common Sense podcast episode.

However, that statement is contrary to what the U.S. Centers for Disease Control said in 2021, when it declared “racism is a serious public health threat that directly affects the well-being of millions of Americans.”

Welp, I guess that about wraps it up for this episode of What In The Actual Fuck The News.

😂

Adding hilariousness from the comment section of this post:

My previous haNotaViru$ posts:

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Y’all. I can’t. This just gets a more ridiculous everyday.

Take a gander at USA Today’s haNoTaVirus update today. If you think they aren’t trolling us, think again.

First of all, slow clap. The Damar Hamlin throw back is a really nice touch guys. Same color scheme and everything.

Ok, buckle up buttercups. Are you ready for this amazing update on how the testing is going? I actually don't know if you are. I mean, you cannot write this shit.

Americans from MV Hondius test negative

All Americans in quarantine at the University of Nebraska are asymptomatic as of May 12, the Department of Health and Human Services said.

One of the two passengers sent to Atlanta was initially symptomatic but tested negative for the Andes variant as of May 12, per HHS.

HHS also said one American passenger initially tested “mildly” positive for hantavirus after evacuating the ship, so officials indicated they would undergo further testing.

The individual had initially given two specimens for testing, which led to one negative result and one positive result, Capt. Brendan Jackson, physician and acting director of the CDC’s Division of High-Consequence Pathogens and Pathology, said during a news conference at the University of Nebraska May 11.

Spain’s Ministry of Health said in a post on X on May 13 that the American with an “inconclusive” test has now tested negative. USA TODAY has reached out to HHS for confirmation.

Dr. Stephen Kornfeld, an American passenger on the MV Hondius, told CNN he was the individual with the “mildly” positive test result.

Kornfeld told the outlet he stepped in as the ship’s doctor in April before eventually starting to experience symptoms himself. He recovered, but was tested alongside other ship staff in early May. When two passengers were evacuated to the Netherlands, one of Kornfeld’s test samples was also sent to two labs, which turned up different results.

Wow. Sounds like the testing is not only wildly inaccurate, but also terribly inconsistent. It’s probably that I just don’t understand testing and TheScience™ and stuff…

IF YOU NEEDED ANY ADDITIONAL EVIDENCE THAT PCR “TESTING” FOR ANY ALLEGED VIRUS IS BULLSHIT, look no further.

Please allow me to condense the paragraphs above into some tidy bullet points:

• All Americans in quarantine at the University of Nebraska are asymptomatic

• One of the two passengers sent to Atlanta was initially symptomatic but tested negative

• one American passenger initially tested “mildly” positive

• two specimens for testing, which led to one negative result and one positive result

• the American with an “inconclusive” test has now tested negative.

• Kornfeld’s test samples was also sent to two labs, which turned up different results.

But wait, there’s more!!

Obviously this story wouldn’t be complete without a terrible crisis actor. And here we have him. Just doing his job. Grooming the useless eaters for quarantine … across every major news platform.

Literally. Every. Major. News. Platform.

(Psssst….that means they want you to see this mf. 😉)

What’s he got to say?

OHMYGOSH!!!! Look how nice “voluntary”* quarantine is!

I’ve got hand sanitizer and a bed and a closet and a desk and … AN AWESOME SMART TV!!!! I have everything I need. Just look at this little oasis. 🤗

*ish

🩵 Man, what a deal 🫶

I have included this reminder in my previous posts about the haNotaVirus, and today will be no exception.👇

Aaaaaaand literally as I am writing this…

***THIS JUST IN***

We have discussed this with the CDC, and we are following the recommendations, which are we don’t want the person to go out in public, that they really need to keep in very close touch with us — which they are, there they’re being extremely cooperative. And if they need to have a conversation with someone, a brief interaction indoors, then they would be wearing a mask — all that sort of thing.

How does it go down when someone isn’t “extremely cooperative”, I wonder…

🤔

Guys, I don't have a prediction about how this plays out. It’s next level ridiculous but they are rolling with it longer than I thought they would.

Whatever is going down, I am 100% sure it is some primetime fuckery.

“One person tested “mildly” positive”.

🤨

“A person with mild symptoms sent to a hospital in Atlanta…”

“At some point, they may be able leave their medical centers to continue quarantines…”

“Officials gave no time frame for when passengers might be able to consider leaving.”

When I wrote about this a mere two days ago, there was no plan for quarantine.

Americans from hantavirus cruise ship may not face mandatory quarantine in Nebraska

CDC officials informed ABC News with the update on a call Saturday morning

That sure changed fast.

Here’s the article, published this morning in The New York Times:

American Passengers Exposed to Hantavirus Begin Quarantine in U.S.

Eighteen people from a cruise ship that faced an outbreak are being monitored at medical facilities in Nebraska and Georgia. One tested positive for the Andes virus, health officials said.

At some point, they may be able leave their medical centers to continue quarantines at home, depending on how they are doing, according to Captain Brendan Jackson, acting director of the Division of High-Consequence Pathogens and Pathology at the U.S. Centers for Disease Control. He said that each would have an “individualized decision plan.”

Officials gave no time frame for when passengers might be able to consider leaving.

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He added that the symptoms experienced by one person in Atlanta did not necessarily indicate a hantavirus infection. “We’re being very, very liberal at how we’re framing symptoms and monitoring for symptoms here,” he said.

And now … a word from Covid Genius, Deborah Birx:

If you think you’d know if you’re sick because you are sick, you’d be wrong.

I mean … if we only use fake tests on people who are experiencing symptoms of haNOTavirus, how can we even come close to a fake pandemic?!?!

Let’s review the fake pandemic playbook👇

And now video review for those of you looking to boogie this Tuesday morning …

My middle son called me Friday, and asked if I knew about the hantavirus. In his most serious voice, he said that he sure hoped they were coming up with a new experimental vaccine and that he would love to be in a clinical trial. He was quiet for a beat and then burst into fits of laughter along with his brothers in the background. He said something about a cruise ship and wasn’t that how “covid” kicked off??? And then asked how stupid they think we are…

I thought this story might have had little dramatic exaggeration on my son’s part. So I looked it up and sure as shit, we’ve got another deadly virus holding a cruise ship hostage. 🤯

I guess remakes are all the rage these days. They originally made this movie in 1998.

And then did a live remake in 2020 aboard The Diamond Princess.

Which kicked off the most egregious revocation of personal freedoms since 9/11.

The New Normal™, brought to you by Covid.

They’ve been advertising this for quite sometime….

10 Shows About Virus Outbreaks

Anyway … I wrote up this hantavirus stuff before I realized that everyone and their brother has already been on this for a hot minute. Better late than never I suppose, and I’m posting despite certain redundancy.

Without further delay… onto the hantavirus shenanigans.

Before we get into the nitty gritty, I would like to present some photos.

The following is a picture of A LANDFILL.

Where the people supposedly infected with the dreaded hantavirus … were recently birdwatching.

Look folks, the birds aren’t going to watch themselves. Sometimes you have to get off the cruise ship in Argentina and go to the landfill if you want to see a white-bellied seed-snipe.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and just ask… could it have been the massively toxic landfill that made them sick???

Just for fun I looked up some potential toxins that one could be exposed to at a landfill and the symptoms that could occur. Here are some likely landfill toxins:

• Hydrogen Sulfide (H₂S)

• Methane (CH₄)

• Volatile Organic Compounds (VOCs)

• Vinyl Chloride

• Dioxins & Furans

• Heavy Metals

• Lead

• Mercury

• Cadmium

• Arsenic

• PFAS (“Forever Chemicals”)

• Asbestos

• Bioaerosols / Endotoxins / Mold

• Leachate Contaminants

And here’s a Venn diagram of symptom overlap between those chemicals and the supposed hantavirus:

What does this “virus” look like?

Oh look, here is an image of “hantavirus” from CDC 👇

And here is one from …

Where there happened to be exactly zero possibility of any virus being present …👇

You know I wanted to know how this “virus” was originally “isolated”.

So I went back to the foundational work. Here is the primary paper:

In a moment we will jump straight to the materials and methods section where we find:

1. Prepared tissue sections from rodent organs (especially lung/kidney).

2. Tissue samples exposed to serum from recovered human patients.

3. Use of indirect fluorescent antibody (FA) testing.

4. Fluorescent staining patterns under microscopy.

Aaaah …. so the “signal” identifying the alleged pathogen is supposed antibody binding patterns. Not direct isolation of an actual virus.

That is to say, the “virus” is operationally defined through immune reactions and indirect biological effects rather than physical isolation of a supposed virus.

The indirect FA (fluorescent antibody) assay itself is fundamentally a surrogate endpoint because antibodies are being used as proxies for the presence of the infectious agent (that has never been isolated from everything else).

I’ve copied and pasted some of the materials and methods section for your review:

Materials and Methods

Project areas. Surveys were carried out in civilian villages where many cases of KHF have been reported each year. Six areas, namely, Yun-chun, Puchun, Songnaeri, Jihengri, Chunsuri, and Kasangri of Kyungido, Korea, were surveyed. These areas are typical farm villages, located in mountainous districts and surrounded by rice paddies, streams, and mountains. All of these areas are located not far from the 38th parallel, north latitude.

Collection, identification, and processing of rodents. Rodents were captured from fields, uncultivated scrub vegetation, and near farm dwellings with use of wire-mesh live traps. Traps were set during late afternoon and examined at midnight and at dawn. Animals were transported live to the laboratory in Seoul, Korea, and identified according to the taxonomic scheme of Won [14]. Samples of blood were obtained by cardiac puncture of animals anesthetized with chloroform, and the animals were autopsied. Cervical lymph nodes, spleen, lung, liver, and kidneys were removed and weighed. Portions of each organ were triturated in borate-buffered saline, pH 8.0, containing 1% bovine plasma albumin (BSBA) for attempts at viral isolation, and the remainder was stored at -70 C.

For fluorescent antibody (FA) tests frozen sections of lung tissue were cut to a thickness of 4 /Lm, air-dried on glass slides, fixed for 7 min in acetone, and stored at -70 C until needed. For titration of the infectious agent, 10% lung suspensions were prepared in BSBA and then clarified at 2,000 g for 20 min; the supernatant was used to inoculate cell cultures and animals. Titration end points in A. agrarius were calculated 20 days later by the method of Reed and Muench [15].

FA techniques. Since immunofluorescence employing fresh sections from naturally (initially) and experimentally (subsequently) infected A. agrarius and antisera from persons convalescent from KHF was the only system to emerge from this work that was capable of measuring infection, an early problem was that of reagent standardization. Block titrations were carried out with several human sera and sections from a single pair of infected rodent lungs with use of the indirect FA procedure. The titer of antibody in the serum was found to be 1:1,024, and the end-point dilution of conjugated antiglobulin in terms of acceptable brightness was most sharply determined when the serum dilution was held to 1:64 (later at 1:50 for convenience). Thus 1 antiglobulin unit was defined as the highest dilution giving distinct fluorescence at a serum dilution of 1:64 (or I :50). Eight antiglobulin units were employed in all indirect FA tests. One unit of human serum antibody was, in turn, defined as the highest dilution of serum giving a distinct reaction in the presence of 8 antiglobulin units. When the indirect FA method was used to search for antigen, 16 units of serum antibody to the KHF agent were used in the initial reaction. Fluorescein isothiocyanate (FITC)-conjugated polyvalent immunoglobulins of goat origin prepare against human and guinea pig immunoglobulins were obtained from Hyland Laboratories, Costa Mesa, Calif. Serum from a patient convalescent from KHF with a titer of 1:2,048 by the indirect FA test was fractionated by the method of Kabat and Meyer [16], adjusted to contain 10 mg of globulirr/rnl, and conjugated with FITC by the method of Marshall et al. [17]. Unbound dye was removed moved according to the method of Porath and Flodin [18], and the conjugate was absorbed by the technique of Coons et al. [19]. This direct conjugate had a titer of I :32 against the infected A. agrarius lung tissue and was used at a dilution of 1:4 (8 antiglobulin units) to search for KHF specific antigen in animal tissues and cell cultures. Conjugate was incubated with cells at 36 C for 30 min. Slides were washed three times for 5 min with continuous agitation in phosphate buffered saline, pH 7.6, air-dried, and mounted with cover slips in glycerine-saline. They were examined in a transmission electron microscope (American Optical Co., Buffalo, N.Y.) with use of a mercury arc light source, a BG-12 exciter, and a 51O-mm barrier filter. Incubation, washing, and mounting procedures for the two-step indirect FA test were basically similar. Controls for the various FA techniques included sections of lung tissue from normal A. agrarius and sera from persons never resident in Korea or other regions where KHF-like disease is known to occur. The specificity of reactions also was confirmed with use of the two-step inhibition method of Goldman [20]. In this procedure the direct conjugate prepared with antiserum to the KHF agent was used as the second reactant at a dilution of 1:2. In the case of convalescent-phase human sera, the end point was taken as the highest dilution of serum able to reduce specific fluorescence in A. agrarius lung tissues from a brilliant (+++) to a dull (+)reaction.

Drum roll please….

Behold the pictures of the virus "antibodies" showing that there is a virus jack shit:👇

Just for fun…

From the citation listed above, “Coons et al. [19]”:

Coons et al. [19] = absorbed once with mouse liver and once with rabbit bone marrow powder

Preparation of acegone-dried tissue powders for absorption of conjugates.--

The data reported in this paper were collected with the aid of conjugates absorbed twice with mouse liver powder. It has subsequently developed (see below) that rabbit tissue is best studied by means of conjugates absorbed once with mouse liver and once with rabbit bone marrow powder.

👆Got that?

Absorbing twice with mouse liver powder is no good.

Note to self: Must do once with mouse liver and once with rabbit bone marrow powder. ✅ Got it.

That was the primary paper. There have been more since then, of course.

👇Like this one that used PCR/sequencing to characterize “viral RNA” mysterious footprints said to be left by the Hantavirus that now came from deer mice and caused hantavirus pulmonary syndrome (HPS):

Genetic Identification of a Hantavirus Associated with an Outbreak of Acute Respiratory Illness

👇Or there is this one that used more surrogate endpoints to push the rodent-reservoir theory. This paper also brought in the scapegoat we all know and love … asymptomatic carriage. Turns out that natural hosts are largely (and conveniently) asymptomatic, so “disease transmission” was again inferred through biomarkers rather than overt illness:

Experimental Infection of Peromyscus maniculatus with Sin Nombre Virus

👇 And that brings us to this paper which helped bring that fear factor:

Person to Person Transmission of the Andes Virus

This is an epidemiologic inference paper. It is one of the most widely cited papers as “proof” of human to human transmission.

The study looked at (small) clusters of hantavirus pulmonary syndrome (HPS) cases in Argentina and tried to determine whether this occurred due to shared environmental exposure (like living with rodents) or direct human transmission.

To be clear, this paper does NOT directly observe any of the following:

• viral particles moving person-to-person

• aerosol transfer

• or experimentally demonstrated human infectivity

Yet again, transmission is inferred, this time from:

• timing

• contact history

• clustering

• and serology

This appears to be a common approach in outbreak epidemiology, conclusions depending heavily on the interpretation of associations.

Temporal clustering DOES NOT prove person-to-person spread. That’s it.

Here are some possible alternatives that cannot be ruled out:

• shared environmental exposures

• common rodent source

• contaminated structures

• toxic regional ecological exposure

The paper tried to argue against these possibilities, but could not fully eliminate them.

The regions involved already had:

• endemic rodent exposure

• rural environmental overlap

• shared living conditions

• ecological risk factors

Therefore, proving that a second patient acquired infection from a human rather than the same environmental source is simply not possible.

This paper did not isolate or prove anything. Instead it leaned on surrogate markers, namely serology, PCR, antibody responses, and “sequence” similarity.

These are indirect markers … like seeing shadows on the wall of the cave.

The paper did not isolate purified virions from transmission events, experimentally transmit defined purified material, or chemically characterize infectious particles between patients. Who cares! It is proof that the “virus” is transmissible between humans.

Turns out that stuff like isolation and proof are completely unnecessary for any viral isolation or transmission paper.

And wouldn’t you know it … this just in yesterday👇

Global warming climate change is at it again. Forcing the virus to pack its suitcase and relocate.

Thanks to climate change, the virus has moved north, escaping from its traditional range in the mountains of Patagonia to reach the cities and most densely populated areas of the country.

👇 Here is the house where hantavirus unpacked its suitcase.

Tragically, a 14yo boy became quite ill and died here. Which could clearly be from no other cause other than hantavirus and climate change.

Other Thoughts

I was pretty sure that hantavirus wasn’t included in any of the current PREP Act declarations, but thought I should check to be sure.

All clear for hantavirus! Just Ebola, Marburg, Smallpox, Pandemic Influenza, Anthrax, Acute Radiation Syndrome, and Covid-19 through December 31, 2028.

I am amending the PREP Act Declaration for Countermeasures Against Marburgvirus and/or Marburg Disease to cover countermeasures previously covered under the Declaration for Ebola Virus Disease Vaccines and the Declaration for Ebola Virus Disease Therapeutics due to the similarities of the viruses and the need to expand Covered Countermeasures against Ebola Disease to include all vaccines, diagnostics, and devices in addition to previously covered vaccines and therapeutics, and to cover these countermeasures when administered or used by an Authority Having Jurisdiction to respond to a declared emergency, in addition to previously covered activities directly supported by the United States. All previously Covered Countermeasures for Ebolavirus and distribution activities continue to be covered. This action has the effect of combining the three previous Declarations into one amended Declaration and makes PREP Act coverage for Ebolavirus countermeasures consistent with PREP Act coverage provided for other health threats, including Marburg, Smallpox, Pandemic Influenza, Anthrax, and Acute Radiation Syndrome and emerging infectious diseases such as COVID-19.^[]

I am extending the effective time period for the Declaration through December 31, 2028.

While it appears that this episode of The New Normal™: Pandemic Control isn’t going to pop off like the ongoing Covid Series, which will apparently be renewed for Booster Seasons in perpetuity… it’s good to keep a finger on the “pandemic” pulse.

Because as we all know that rights withdrawn are not returned.

And emergencies are opportunities for their extraction.

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And April 2026 draws to a close….🤪

I love you guys.

I started looking at this because someone sent this clip to me from Instagram. Here is a screenshot:

It’s interesting that Instagram is allowing many videos like this one to circulate now, but that’s a different discussion for a different day. Let’s take a look at the Lyme disease situation!

A quick google search, and I was immediately thrust into the warm, familiar arms of epidemic fear mongering. The headlines didn’t disappoint, replete with a dark image of an enormous tick, crawling across a blood stained map of the United States … which the tick could easily traverse in just a few steps, considering it is roughly half the size of the entire country 😂.

🔻The Growing Epidemic Hiding in Plain Sight

BY GRANT MERCER
APRIL 3, 2026

OMG…Honey They Shrunk The Country!!

And the fear mongering isn’t just aimed at general population, the Big Smarties are getting it too 👇

Lucky for everyone, Pfizer has an almighty vaccine on the way.

The return of the Lyme vaccine: VLA15 and beyond

After a long gap without a human Lyme vaccine, the pipeline is no longer theoretical. In a recent Sermo survey, 70% of physicians support wider use of a Lyme disease vaccine (31% strongly support, 39% support with careful safety monitoring). Another 25% of physicians are unsure and need more data.

The leading Lyme vaccine candidate is VLA15, developed by Pfizer and Valneva. It is a multivalent OspA-based vaccine being evaluated in the Phase 3 VALOR trial (NCT05477524).

• VALOR is a large efficacy, safety, and immunogenicity study in participants aged 5+ in endemic regions.

• Company reporting and independent clinical commentary point to Phase 3 outcomes anticipated in the first half of 2026, with regulatory submissions to follow if results are positive.

• The regimen is positioned as a multivalent primary series with a booster strategy aligned to seasonal risk timing, which will matter for real-world uptake and scheduling.

The trial wasn’t considered successful, but they’re going to submit it for approval anyway. Who cares!

Vaccine for Lyme disease shows promise in clinical trial amid rise in tick bites

• Updated: Mar. 31, 2026, 10:10 a.m.

• |Published: Mar. 31, 2026, 10:05 a.m.

And we have some monoclonals on the way as well … phew!

Alrighty, so far we have:

• Fear mongering ✅

• Injections on the way ✅

But wait … how do you know if you have Lyme disease???? You might think that’s easy to answer. ✋ Um, whoa. Not so fast.

But wait, all of those symptoms could be MS…

Or Fibromyalgia…

Apparently Lyme is an imposter, and can dress itself up like a number of different diseases. Even the tell-tale rash.

Oh my gosh, this means that Lyme can’t be clinically diagnosed! As in, a doctor cannot see a patient and differentiate Lyme disease from other diseases just by looking at a patient. Because the symptoms can really be anything, making diagnosis way less straightforward than people assume.

So what to do?!?!? A TEST, of course.

Ah yes, this is sounding more familiar by the second. Lyme is an imposter and a shapeshifter, just like many other infections we have looked at. See here, here, here, and here.

You know I had to look up the primary paper on Lyme, and boy it did not disappoint with its flexible science and indulgent conclusions.

As you know, our first stop is always the Methods section.

(see below)

Below:

My goodness.

“Were obtained from adults with Lyme disease of recent onset.”

Ok guys…

This is the foundational paper for Lyme disease - the one that first identified the bacterium (Borrelia burgdorferi) that allegedly “causes” Lyme disease.

Which means there was no precedent for Lyme disease when this paper was written. So what is it? A collection of symptoms for which there cannot be a differential diagnosis (because that same collection of symptoms exists for a number of other diseases, ie MS, fibromyalgia, mononucleosis, etc, etc).

The ONLY way to diagnose Lyme disease would be to find the thing that all of these symptomatic people have in common that is DIFFERENT from other people experiencing similar symptoms.

Let’s see what they found.

Please read that again.

👉 “Of 142 specimens from 56 patients, 3 yielded spirochetes.”

WELL … if that’s not a clear signal, I guess I just don’t know what is.

Y’all.

In this foundational paper, after weeks of growing blood and urine and spinal fluids in a cess pool of other biological and chemical ingredients, they found a thing (bacterium) present in 3 out of 56 samples.

That means 53 of the samples (95%) DIDN’T HAVE THE BACTERIA. But in a remarkable feat of “scientific” gymnastics, they concluded that the bacteria was causing the disease!

O

M

G

I mean, that’s a remarkably weak signal from which to come to a definitive conclusion.

In fact, a reasonable person could just as easily interpret that as evidence pointing away from a single, consistent infectious cause… especially given how broad and overlapping the symptoms are. But what do I know.

Anywhooooo….

At the end of the day, it was concluded that Borrelia burgdorferi is the cause of Lyme disease, and that’s how they came to it.

Okie dokie.

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Laboratory testing

CDC recommends the use of FDA-cleared antibody tests for laboratory diagnosis of Lyme disease. As with antibody tests for other infectious diseases, the accuracy of these tests depends upon how long you’ve been infected. Antibody tests may appear falsely negative during the first few weeks of infection, typically when a patient has an erythema migrans rash, but FDA-cleared assays have good sensitivity after 4-6 weeks have passed. Once your blood tests positive for antibodies, it will likely continue to do so for months to years, even when the bacteria are no longer present.

I’m not going to rehash fuckery I’ve already hashed, however if you would like to take a look at antibody assay tests, you can start with the Elisa plate, which is one of the FDA approved tests for Lyme disease confirmation.

ELISA Plate

👇This is an ELISA plate*. It is commonly used in Signal Sorcery to “show” antibodies and determine things…

Here is a list of what is commonly used in an ELISA assay plate:

1. Blocking Solution

This supposedly prevents “sticky” background noise by covering unused surfaces 🤣
Common blockers:

• Bovine Serum Albumin (BSA)

• Casein (milk protein)

• Gelatin

• Non-fat dry milk

• Synthetic blocking buffers

2. Sample

• Serum, plasma, cell culture supernatant, or other biological fluid containing the unknown antibodies or antigens.

3. Detection Antibody (secondary antibody)

Usually enzyme-linked (conjugated)

• Common enzyme conjugates:

  • Horseradish Peroxidase (HRP)

  • Alkaline Phosphatase (AP)

4. Wash Buffer

(“removes” unbound stuff between steps 😂)

• PBS + Tween-20 (PBST)

• Tris-buffered saline + Tween (TBST)

5. Substrate / Chromogen

(reacts with the enzyme to make a visible color)

• For HRP: TMB (3,3′,5,5′-tetramethylbenzidine) → turns blue/yellow

• For AP: pNPP (p-nitrophenyl phosphate) → turns yellow

6. Stop Solution

• Stops the reaction at a specific time so color doesn’t keep developing.

  • Sulfuric acid (H₂SO₄)

  • Hydrochloric acid (HCl)

  • Sodium hydroxide (NaOH)