If you are ever wondering what is wrong with society, the answer is always Democrats. They are possessed by Satan and they are his foot soldiers. Currently we are dealing with problems around dating and marriage and people not having enough kids. Democrats started this problem with Feminism, which was the heroin, and then the acceleration into a death spiral was caused by social media, which is like the fentanyl added to the heroin. It’s worth noting that when you trash feminism people always say that you don’t want women to have bank accounts and you don’t want them to be able to get jobs and vote et cetera. This is, of course, horseshit because all of that stuff would have happened without the poison of feminism. Like all Democrat schemes, feminism uses a virtuous cover story that everyone agrees with, in this case “rights for women”, and they use it as a Trojan horse to jam a bunch of communism up your ass.

For women, our current society is quite similar to Pleasure Island or the Land of Toys in Pinocchio. Before we get too far down this road and people start claiming I hate women, I am quite certain you could also manufacture a society that is designed to turn men into scumbags; but that’s not what we have. Men and women both like sex but women like it more than men because women love stories and they love the emotional excitement that comes from new sexual experiences in a way that men don’t. Men mainly just like having orgasms, duh, and they aren’t really interested in all of the drama and excitement of sexual adventures because their lives are already hard enough so they don’t need to add a bunch of extra shit to it to escape boredom in they way women do. Once you give women a taste of this excitement they are addicted because it’s a dopamine rush you can’t get anywhere else.

So with that background, what we have created with full sexual liberation from feminism and unlimited access to sexual opportunity from social media, is a Pinocchio-style amusement park for women where they can easily have as much sex, and sexual adventure, as they want with as many people as they want with no consequences. There’s no scorn from society from this behavior and they can use birth control and have abortions so the only real downside is STDs and potentially loneliness in old age, neither of which rates as a big enough downside to someone who is behaving like a heroin addict. On Pleasure Island, the toys (women) get as much pleasure as they want whenever they want and then they eventually turn into donkeys (the Democrat logo) that end up having to do hard labor for the Coachman character. This, I guess, is further analogous to how women now have to work jobs until they die like everyone else, unless they can trick some moron into marrying them. As guys are catching on to what’s happening, the marriage option is getting more and more difficult.

The part where guys are catching on to what’s happening is exemplified by the Red Pill community. Red Pill means your eyes have been opened to the truth. The Red Pill ecosystem is made up of a bunch of influencers who are essentially just explaining harsh realities of modern society to men and getting labeled as chauvinist antisemite isolationist nationalist populist white supremacists. I don’t follow the Red Pill folks that closely and I am sure they are wrong about stuff but generally speaking they are correct that modern women have been made useless as far as long term romantic relationships are concerned. But as usual with Democrats (sociopaths) they have used their standard narcissistic reversal tactic (DARVO) and labeled the Red Pill people as the bad guys because they allegedly are opposed to women. Feminism is the original Red Pill except the truth their eyes were opened to (men are your oppressors) is a communist lie. Feminism pitted women against men using standard Marxist conflict theory and as conflict theory goes this is kinda the best one because the groups pitted against each other encompass every single person on earth and this tactic can be used in every society because there’s always men and women half and half. You can’t really use the black vs white version of conflict theory in China, where they were forced to get more creative with Hahn Supremacy or whatever it was they did over there with the various ethnic groups.

And if we are talking Cluster B Narcissists this is also a form of reactive abuse. So Democrats created a society where women are told that they are oppressed by men and need to liberated sexually and otherwise. And then when the targets of the abuse, men, start noticing what’s going on and they react to it, Democrats point to their reaction as the problem. It’s just another Republicans Pounce meme. The perpetrator isn’t the problem. You are the problem because you noticed.

Not that I should have to explain this but you might be wondering why a man can’t just establish a loving relationship with a woman who attended college and traveled and partied and had her back blown out by dozens, at least, and often hundreds of guys. Democrats will tell you guys who are hesitant to do this are being “insecure”. The idea is that you should ignore her past even though that’s the primary predictor of future behavior. As usual this is a word game because Democrats are retarded wizards who like to play word games to put you in a trance. Obviously, that’s not what the word ‘insecure’ means. Someone who is insecure has an irrational fear that arises from weakness. Not wanting to devote your life and all of your money to a retired prostitute, because it will likely work out poorly, does not come from irrational fear and weakness. It’s just a correct decision based on reality. Marrying a woman in 2026 is like marrying an alcoholic when you live in a nightclub that serves alcohol that doesn’t give you a hangover. And if she slips up and has another drink then she gets half your money and your life is destroyed. No thank you?

Because of all this there is an alleged “male loneliness epidemic” and this is a PSYOP. It’s similar to how they call you an “isolationist” if you oppose their dipshit foreign policy schemes. The idea is to depict you as a dangerous creep who lives alone and needs to be monitored closely to protect the rest of us. It’s a pretty lame rhetorical ploy but it works because people are dumb. Men are not lonely. They are just generally annoyed that communists fucked up our society and romantic relationships with women, which used to be one of the very few good things in life, are now basically worthless.

I want to reiterate how this is not because of some fundamental flaw that is exclusive to women. It’s a destructive flaw in our societal design which was intentional. Imagine a man who is a world famous rapper who has unlimited access to sex with women, the same way that your average modern woman, not to mention an attractive woman, has unlimited access to sex with men. As far as I known every single famous rapper in history has engaged in a life of sexual degeneracy and I also would not recommend marrying a famous gangster rapper.

Another problem with every single girl being run through like the Holland Tunnel is that men like women who are feminine and grizzled veterans are not feminine. Are there still women who can pull off the feminine act? Yes, and they are the most dangerous ones. Because they’ve been plowed over and over just like the rest, they are simply better at deception. If you’re a woman reading this, think of the most touching Valentine’s Day card or romantic gesture you ever received that maybe made you cry a little bit. Now imagine a few years latter you found out your husband or boyfriend or whoever gave that exact same card to a dozen other girls because he knew it was a good way to get them emotionally invested. That’s what a woman with a high body count is like.

Another problem with society being designed to give girls really high body counts is that there’s a lot of variability with male sexual equipment and performance and women are always aiming high so their experience is not going to be like having sex with a random distribution of the guys at Walmart. So if she’s had 20 other guys (the lowest possible number nowadays) you’re likely not the best she’s had even if you’re doing pretty well in that area. If you’re 6’2” and proportional and in great shape you have no reason to feel confident because she’s slept with at least a couple D1 athletes.

But even if you are a real punisher in the bedroom and you’re the best she’s ever had, and that particular version of dissatisfaction doesn’t kick in, you are guaranteed to encounter boredom in a long term relationship. As I mentioned earlier women love the story and the excitement just as much as the sex itself and since we’ve already established that the Valentines Day card she’s giving you is a worthless photocopy, there’s really no reason for her to not venture back towards the emotional rollercoaster when things get boring. Never ignoring that if you find out she took another trip down Splash Mountain, it’s not like you can do anything about it. If it bothers you that much then you have to declare bankruptcy and start your life over. Oh well!!

The Bible says you are supposed to find a wife but you will notice those instructions are not given in the Sodom and Gomorrah part of The Bible. In that instance they are just told to leave town and then as they are leaving there is only one person who cannot resist the urge to look back longingly at the hedonism and depravity that felt like home; and that person was the woman. She was turned into a pillar of salt I think. And not to get overly biblical but you may also be thinking of the prostitute who was redeemed by Hosea when he married her. If you think of the circumstances under which that woman was a prostitute (a small town where prostitution was frowned upon and she was doing it so she could have enough money to buy food, not for the excitement and fun) that prostitute almost certainly had a lower body count than your average girl who attends college. She probably had 15-20 clients who were deathly afraid of being caught. But the key difference between that prostitute and your average modern woman is that she was repentant.

The bottom line is that women are still great people to be around but romantic relationships with women are self-destructive behavior at this point. The good news is that life is still amazing and there are lots of other things you can do besides fruitlessly trying to reenact some love story.

Please feel free to roast me in the comments section. I skipped over a bunch of stuff because I don’t have time.

Happy Sunday!!

So as you may have heard, Amy Coney-Barrett adopted some Haitian kids and then she got old and her hormones went crazy and now the Supreme Court has ruled that the United States is officially a dumping ground for the entire cast and crew of National Geographic and also those guys with bad teeth in the Lord Of The Rings movies. As you may recall I have requested that we refer to Sonia Sotomayor (D) as Sonia Sodomizer, for obvious reasons. I’m having trouble coming up with a similar nickname for prominent traitor Amy Coney-Barrett (D). The best I’ve got so far is Amy Pony-Carrot because she is better suited for wearing an apron and working at a petting zoo. They can’t all be winners.

Since this entire thing revolves around a sinister word game invented by Retarded Wizards (D) where we use the thought terminating cliche ‘Birthright Citizenship’ to describe the parasitic activities of bloodthirsty human trafficking cartels and Democrat Industrial Rape NGOs, I think it’s only appropriate that Republicans respond with a cutesy rhetorical ploy of their own. So I would like to introduce my plan to draft and force a vote on the Invasion Reduction Act™️.

The Invasion Reduction Act™️ would simply explain and codify what Birthright Citizenship actually is. Of course this is something we have always known, but since Democrats are demonic fruitcakes who lie about everything, we have to do the whole “what is a woman?” routine with this as well. If your mother is a citizen of France, your birthright is French citizenship. Complicated? No. If she gives birth to you on a cruise ship in international waters you don’t have to live in the fucking ocean, okay? You also do not have the birthright to establish permanent residence on the cruise ship and spend your life playing blackjack while experiencing diarrhea. She’s French and so are you. This is the easiest concept to understand that I can possibly imagine. I’m personally lobbying my congressman to somehow include “Boys have penises and girls have vaginas.” in the language of the Invasion Reduction Act™️ just because. Maybe we can include a whole list of obvious statements just to see if Democrats push back on them. Perhaps we can begin a robust national dialogue about whether or not hay is for horses. Why not? We’ve come this far.

Speaking of horses, this reminds me of a bit I did when I was doing standup in college. The joke was about how I wish I could go back in time and be in the courtroom the first time someone got caught having sex with a horse because initially it wasn’t illegal because no decent person would even think to make a law against it because it’s something you can’t even imagine someone would do. But unfortunately Democrats exist so we have to make laws against sodomizing livestock and we have to explain what birthright citizenship is as well. Anyways, I did a little reenactment of the judge asking the horse molester to please stop and also warning him that the legal people are definitely going to add this to the list of things you can’t do at the next meeting. I haven’t done standup in a while but I have a new joke about how I’m starting a kosher smoothie shop called Jamba Jews (it’s a pun) and I’m working on opening a sports bar for people named in the Epstein Files called Buffalo Child Wings (also a pun). It would be a high end place for elite clientele and it would have sports on TV but it would mostly be high school girls volleyball and the Little League World Series. Stuff like that.

So, in closing, to my Democrat friends (I’m just kidding we aren’t friends and you are going to hell when you die) you guys have won this round. We sent women to law school and now the subway is full of people wearing face paint and hunting for dogs with spears. A predictable result. But the Invasion Reduction Act™️ is coming, and you will be forced to send your army of gay nurses and women with personality disorders to fight us in the streets as we go door to door explaining to foreign invaders that you can’t have sex with horses and also your kid is a citizen of the country you are a citizen of, which ironically is probably a country where you are allowed and possibly even encouraged to have sex with horses.

Happy Fourth of July Weekend!!!

As long as we have been afflicted by Democrats, the people whose presence and words and ideas feel like blistering shingles on your groin, we have been bombarded with their baseless conspiracy theory about how Republicans only care about the rich. This dipshit brainwashing cliche is designed primarily to trigger resentment in the hearts of their adolescent narcissistic base, and it does so quite effectively. It also triggers frustration in those of us who are not gay retards.

This slogan has really reached its zenith in the wake of the Big Beautiful Bill. You may have noticed that every time a Democrat is asked about this legislation, they pull the string sticking out of their back and regurgitate something about how Republicans are cutting healthcare in order to pay for tax cuts for the rich. Never mind that Medicaid is not “healthcare”. It is a dipshit boondoggle insurance scheme that is exploited and defrauded to the highest degree imaginable and it has never made a single person healthier. Never mind that taxes are not being cut and are simply being left the exact same. Do we need to explain to these Crackpot Imbeciles (D) what the word “cut” means? They seem to know the definition of a cut when it comes to the genitals of the children they are converting into transvestites. Never mind that tax rates are being left unchanged for *everyone*, not just the rich. And definitely never mind that suggesting that you somehow have to “pay” for tax cuts makes you an evil totalitarian piece of shit of the highest order. Never mind all of that.

The underlying notion is that what Republicans want the most is to make sure that rich people have lots of money. That’s their goal. What Republicans care about most is Scrooge McDuck having lots of coins in his vault so that he can go swimming (imagine how much pink eye and leprosy you would get if you tried to swim in a vat of circulated coins given that coins are only ever touched by the greasy nubs of vagrants and drug addicts). This is what Democrats believe. They think Republican tax policy is designed to help Scrooge McDuck with his vault and Jeff Bezos with his yacht. Believing this is like believing in Sasquatch. It’s like being a Flat Earther. It is such a crazed wacky conspiracy theory that I truly don’t understand how we have let them get away with it for this long.

Is it possible that there is some sort of Sasquatch character living in remote wilderness areas? I guess, technically. But not really. Is it possible that the entire point of Republican tax policy is helping out the Rich Billionaire Christian Oligarch Whites?? I guess it is technically possible. But not really.

It is much more likely, and is in fact true, that the entire point of keeping taxes low for everyone, including rich people (equal treatment under the law cough cough), is because the economy does better when you don’t have Claire McCaskill and Orenthal Jasmine Crockett stealing a bunch of money out of it. Did you ever think of that? Maybe when less shit gets stolen by evil morons then things work better? Hard concept to grasp? Will the neighborhood swimming pool work better if you don’t have Adam Schiff draining half the water out of it? (NOTE: Adam Schiff would also be leering at the young boys in their bathing suits)

Even Democrats will admit that the economy does better when there’s more money in it. That’s why they support stimulus packages. But they like the stimulus packages because then they get to pick who gets the money and give Stacy Abram’s $2.8 billion to start an NGO that buys her lots of raisin cookies and sausage links to chomp on. (I have a theory that only obese people eat raisin cookies because they are disgusting and you have to be an addict desperate for calories in order to eat one)

Not to make this too complicated but why is it so much more likely, when compared to the Democrat Sasquatch McDuck conspiracy theory about the purpose of low taxes, that the actual reason Republicans want low taxes is because it helps the economy. Well, you see, we have this things called elections and when the economy is good you win and when the economy is bad you lose. And I don’t want to sound like a crazy conspiracy theorist myself, but I have a feeling that Republican politicians want to win elections and so they do things that help them win elections since that’s THE ENTIRE GODDAM POINT YOU EVIL RETARDED CLOWNS.

So, in conclusion, the *actual* reason that Republicans want low taxes is because they want to win elections and *not* because they care if Jeff Bezos is able to launch penis-shaped rockets off of his mega yacht.

Goodbye.

The coverage of Todd Blanche’s interview has been telling and it exposes exactly what is going on here. Earlier I was watching MSNBC (AKA The Gaza Ministry of Animal Planet Comedy Channel) and they had on Eric Holder. For those of you who don’t know, Eric Holder is that one former AG who looks like a 40% less gay version of Barack Obama. Just like every other Godforsaken Democrat Crackpot you’ve seen on the news recently, Eric Holder was appalled by this apocalyptic breach in protocol where Todd Blanche went to interview Ghislaine Maxwell. As a brief aside, does the world’s most notorious madame of all time really need to have a name pronounced Jizz-Lane?? What about Spermcanal? Was that name not available? Spermcanal Maxwell. Kinda rolls off the tongue if you don’t mind me saying. Is this a simulation?

Anyways, Eric Holder made the mistake of being specific. Most commentators are more vague on this topic and they just screech maniacally about ‘protocol’ and ‘rule of law’ and ‘fear or favor’ and ‘our democracy’ and ‘career civil servants’ and ‘institutions’ and etc etc etc. But Eric Holder specifically said that the reason Todd Blanche’s visit is an offensive approach is because the people you are *supposed* to send are the Democrat FBI investigators who worked the case and/or the Democrat prosecutors. Get it? Who you’re supposed to send, if you’re not a norm-busting MAGA conspiracist, is the exact group of people who have covered this up the entire time. If you want to investigate 9/11 you need to send Al Qaeda. Sounds good.

Of course, doing that would be totally insane and you need to send someone you can trust like Todd Blanche because you’re hoping to actually get some answers about this New Democrat Hoax. This basically confirms that what Democrats and Trump both know is that the Epstein Files have been curated and corrupted in order to make it look like Epstein and Maxwell had the largest sex trafficking ring on earth and they had one client: Donald Trump. Perfect. When Trump says the Epstein stuff is a hoax that’s what he means. The Epstein Files are now useless because they have been vigorously and studiously edited to serve the purposes of this Fun New Democrat Hoax.

One other thing I’ve found annoying that nobody is attacking properly is the alleged Trump birthday card to Epstein featured in the Wall Street Journal. There’s really only one way to argue this correctly if you hate Democrats and love America, and that is with mockery. Let me get this straight. Les Wexner, one of the richest men on earth, gave Jeffrey Epstein a $70 million apartment for no reason and gave him full control of his fortune and we have no idea why, and Leon Black, one of the top people in the history of Wall Street, gave Epstein $200 million for accounting services that are ill-defined at best (he gave someone who isn’t an accountant $200 million to do his taxes) and what you’re worried about, and dedicating a weeks worth of news coverage to is………..A FUCKING BIRTHDAY CARD THAT ALLEGEDLY HAS BOOBS DRAWN ON IT??? Please FOH with that shit. Good lord. Democrats are such evil fucking scumbags.

Enjoy your Sunday!!

I’d like to start just right off the top and say there’s really almost no chance that anything incriminating about Trump was ever in the Epstein Files. I’m pretty confident about this because the people who created those files and had access to and custody of those files for over a decade are the same exact crackpot psychopaths who tried to put Trump in prison for 80 years because his accountant clicked the wrong button on a goddam Excel Spreadsheet. They also fined him like $400 million for the flimsiest sex assault allegation I can possible think of that was allegedly with an adult woman and it supposedly occurred during the Jurassic Period in the bathroom of a KMart or something like that.

Bottom line is that if they had real crimes on him they would have busted his ass half way down the fucking escalator in 2015. So you can rule out actual crimes. But I guarantee you the Epstein Files contain(ed) politically damaging material on Trump. The reason they never used it *before* is because then they would be publicly cracking open the Epstein Files which would be similar in nature to that time the Nazis opened the Ark of the Covenant in that one Harrison Ford movie. Also, we all watched what the insanely politically damaging Access Hollywood tape did to Trump and it wasn’t much. It bounced off of him like rain bouncing off Jasmine Crockett’s wig.

So why am I calling the Epstein Files “The Steal Dossier” and using “contain(ed)” in reference to the contents of said files? Because the psychopathic bozos, The Procrastinators, who have had access to those files for however many years and who created those files in the first place and who have sat on them this entire time have *clearly* cleaned that shit up extensively in an effort to roll out Russiagate 2.0. If they didn’t set all of the stuff that *isn’t* connected to Trump on fire, it’s sitting in a lab in Wuhan and you need a space suit to get within 100 feet of the giant gun safe the files are locked inside of.

The chain of custody on whatever documents were ever in the Epstein Files initially, now looks like the chain of custody for ballots in Fulton County, crossed with whatever Russell Crowe was writing on his window in a A Beautiful Mind, plus that meme of the guy at the white board with 1,000 criss-crossing red strings on it. When I saw the first article about how James Comey’s daughter was the person prosecuting Maxwell I emailed the Babylon Bee and told them to just copy/paste that shit and make it their Pinned Post. It’s so corrupt it’s truly hilarious. Reminded me of when the lead FBI guy on the Mar-a-Lago raid turned out to be a crackpot leftist with a social media footprint that looked like Joy Reid’s.

There are other possibilities for why Trump changed his mind on releasing those files I guess. It might be because of that time Democrats tried to blow his head off on national television and so now he knows he can only misbehave just so much. But most likely it’s because he knows that all that’s left in there is stuff that makes him look bad but not criminal.

I also want to talk about “retraumatizing victims” and “MAGA conspiracy theories”. The amount of gaslighting and contradictory doublespeak happening right now from Democrats is actually some of the best I’ve ever seen. I was watching MSNBC as usual and they were playing the four pictures they have of Trump with Epstein on a loop and then they go directly to their next guest who is a clearly-damaged Epstein victim and she’s talking about how this brings up all the bad memories seeing it all over media and those mother fuckers had the balls to blame Trump who is the only person on earth who doesn’t want to talk about this right now. Any time you hear “retraumatizing victims” you’re just hearing someone who is playing cover for perpetrators and/or insinuating you’re a scumbag for disagreeing with them. Anyways, they thanked the guest whose retraumatization they theatrically wept for and then they went right back to the fucking loop of the four pictures they have of Trump standing next to Epstein at a golf course. Democrats are such sacks of shit.

The other thing they are doing that is almost more astonishing is they are crapping all over the stupid crazy MAGA conspiracists and then also expressing sympathy for the hundreds of victims and doing it literally in the same goddam sentence with a straight face. If there are hundreds of victims that’s because the MAGA conspiracy theories were actually just facts, you fucking retard.

Okay I gotta get back to watching MSNBC and checking baseball scores. Enjoy your weekend!!!

Okay so in a rare instance of the government actually doing what I want them to do, Trump exploded the Barack Hussein Obama Democrat Nuclear Facility and Bathhouse in Iran. Now we get to wait and see if I am dumb for wanting this. If we look around in 18 months and Stacy Abrams (D) is running a $100 billion NGO in Tehran that teaches Iranian men how to give blowjobs and talk about the environment then I was wrong. Nation building BAD. Explosions GOOD. (NOTE: If Stacy’s NGO is training Iranian men to discuss the environment *during* the blowjob then that’s a win from a comedic standpoint at least, but not necessarily worth $100 billion, all of which she will spend on food and industrial strength spandex that is made out of the same material they make those bumpers out of that are used to prevent tanker ships from damaging the pier.)

I’m very grateful to those of you who have offered to pay a monthly subscription to my highly-offensive newsletter. Unfortunately, I am usually very busy playing golf and singing old negro spirituals while watching MSNBC so I don’t have time to produce the content you deserve. But I think I have an alternative. Please feel free to visit my extremely ghetto Printify store and buy yourself a t-shirt if you’d like to support my efforts to smear Democrats online to the maximum degree that is humanly possible. I would personally recommend buying the “USAID Crisis Actor” shirt. It looks legit and most people won’t even notice that it’s a joke. The people who do notice that it’s a joke are either cool people you can be friends with or Democrat FBI Agents who will try to lure you into some sort of Oath Keepers plot to kidnap Rachel Maddow, or something like that.

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Now we must discuss the illness afflicting James Lindsay and David French and many others. David French (D) has it the worst but James Lindsay is currently doing the most damage and spreading AIDS the fastest. AIDS is an acronym that stands for Accidental Intellectualized Democrat Support. The reason I am calling this phenomenon Frown Syndrome is because David French and James Lindsay both made the shift to helping the sinister godforsaken crackpots we call Democrats because of unrelenting attacks online that made them frown. Sad!! MAGA people of one kind or another (many being NGO/government agents hired to sabotage any opposition to communism) basically just bombarded David French and James Lindsay, and many others, online until it broke them mentally and their primarily goal became owning the online trolls, as opposed to stopping Democrats from establishing a Global Homosexual Tyranny.

I am a fan of James Lindsay generally speaking because he has spent the last 10 years shitting on communists. That’s precisely why he was targeted and driven into a rabid state of Frown Syndrome. James popularized the term Woke Right which has become a favorite weapon of Democrats because of its Bothsiderism nature. All arguments about “both sides” are designed to help the worse side. Both sides always have problems. I guarantee, if you look back at the party that was opposing the Nazis in Germany, that they have problematic views. Are you technically right to call them out on their flaws? Yes. But by doing that you are directly helping the Nazis so maybe dial that back just a little bit??? Maybe?? I understand the deep craving to be intellectually consistent (narcissism) but maybe when you are directly helping the fucking Nazis you should just stop doing whatever you are doing??? Okay, thanks.

The way that the Woke Right Hoax works is that there are lots of Democrats right now who are looking around at the systematic child abuse and the thinly-veiled Bolshevism and the general Crackpottery™️ of their political party and thinking maybe it’s time to switch things up. When you provide the excuse of The Woke Right, those people, who otherwise might decide to finally vote against Intergalactic Pansexual Vegan Collectivism, say to themselves “You know, the Democrats are bad but it’s the same thing over there on The Woke Right (fake), so I will just stay here and keep voting for Nancy Pelosi’s corpse and Chris Murphy’s low-sloping Neanderthal Communist forehead.”

There are two easy ways to know that you’re in the wrong if you’re James Lindsay. The first is very easy and that is the fact that you cannot watch 30 minutes of MSNBC without a reference to The Woke Right, the thing you popularized. My rule is that if Chris Hayes thinks you’re smart then you are dumb and also evil. The second way to know you’re wrong if you’re James Lindsay is that your entire position is based on a sociopathic framing. A primary tactic used by sociopaths is the weaponization of your own ethics morals and principles against you. So when it turns out that the Walt Disney Corporation has been hijacked by evil perverts and Ron DeSantis says it’s time for the government to stop subsidizing evil perverts, sociopaths (Democrats) beat you over the head with free speech and small government and “this is not the conservative approach because the government is doing something”.

James Lindsay is not a sociopath but he is using a sociopathic rhetorical smear. Do you hate the Woke Left? Well guess what that means you’re Woke Right now. Do you have grievances? Well the left also has grievances so now you’re the same as them and now we can’t make a decision and now we must stay the course (communism).

James is correct about the nature of a reactionary backlash to a communist regime. What he is ignoring is the fact that this reaction is *proportional* and based on how bad the communist regime gets. So if you are really afraid of what The Woke Right might do when they take power, the best way to minimize the reactionary backlash is to stop Democrats before their shit gets way out of hand. So if you give the left a huge messaging assist with The Woke Right then you are increasing the odds that we end up executing people in soccer stadiums. But if you stay focused on how Democrats are despicable lowlife whoremongers then you may just stop them before it goes too far and necessitates the, admittedly appealing, soccer stadium backlash.

Cheers!!

Should it be Jorge Floyd or Martin Luther King Señor? And his first name is Kilmar? Kill-Mar?? Is that Spanish for murdering people by the ocean? Are we sure his real name isn’t Rapemar Shopliftó Garcia? The name is a little too spot-on, is what I’m saying. I’ve actually heard some of the crackpot buffoons on TV dodging the first name and simply calling him “Abrego Garcia” just to avoid saying his first name because it causes everyone to visualize a woman with a stroller being knifed at a bus stop.

Anyhow, this latest Democrat Hoax is already unraveling to a great degree. If you watch MSNBC, which is an entertainment channel run by the CIA that is a cross between Comedy Central, Pravda, and Animal Planet, you will notice the wide-eyed degenerate parasite hosts are actually hedging a little bit on strong declarations that this guy somehow is not MS-13. Almost as if they can already see in their heads the montage of them and their Democrat friends looking like retards saying this guy is a saint when it later turns out he trafficked 13-year-olds and ordered hits on neighborhood shopkeepers or whatever. In addition to MS-13, according to some court documents, it sounds like he was also mixing in an occasional domestic beatdown of his Mamacita, who you can now see on TV defending his honor looking like she just popped five of the Xanax that her team of free-of-charge Perkins Coie attorneys acquired for her. Can we bet in Vegas on which NGO will be paying her $280,000 to be an “advisor” next year? Will she get a desk next to the January 6th cops who are now getting six figures to pretend they lived through Vietnam while keeping their mouths shut about various things?

Bottom line is that you can bet money this is a George Floyd-style hoax and they will probably try to get folks out in the street. Not sure if it will work this time but maybe just repurpose those BLM banners and say it stands for Biblioteca Lives Matter since ‘biblioteca’ is one of the only Spanish words people know and it stands for ‘library’ which of course is the main reason the immigrants are coming here. They are here to read and study and learnwhen they aren’t picking vegetables for Jasmine Crockett AKA Alexandria Ocasio Cornbread (D). Which reminds me, I think Jasmine Crockett’s fake southern accent has officially surpassed Ilhan Omar’s year-round Halloween costume that she wears as ‘most cringe piece of DEI theatre currently happening’.

Oh and I thought of a new slogan for Democrats that’s like MAGA but it emphasizes their immigration strategy: Flatten America With Latin America. See, it rhymes. But FAWLA doesn’t have as nice of a ring to it as MAGA. Will work on that one. My other awesome idea was to have Bukele open a new prison down there and name it the Senator Van Hollen (D) Memorial Family Fun Center. I’m imagining Trump at the ribbon cutting ceremony in a suit but also wearing a full size sombrero. Fun times. Okay and one more random thing. Does Democrat Governor Wes Moore (D) look exactly like Daddy Warbucks from ‘Annie’? Possibly…..

I’m sure Wes Moore (D) will be the Democrat candidate in 2028, probably with Gretchen Whitmer as VP so there’s a cuckolding vibe which will really get out the Democrat “male” vote.

I wanted to just toss this CNBC headline in real quick because you should be hearing a lot more of this as the tariffs progress and I guarantee Republicans will bungle the messaging on this. As you can see, the gist of the headline is basically “hahaha stupid Trump’s tariffs aren’t raising any money what a failure”. The reason Democrats are going to take this line of attack is because they can’t help themselves because they are covert narcissistic abusers. Let me explain.

Covert narcissists are obsessed with themselves and their imagined superiority and as such they take any opportunity, no matter how small, to clutch a little bit of the upper hand in their greasy talons. So this is why they will correct grammar and spelling in comments sections when it’s obviously just people typing fast. This is why they will ask “what’s your source” when you’re talking about something obviously true; because you can dig through any source and find some small irrelevant detail that helps you prop yourself back up even when you are clearly wrong.

So in this case they see an opportunity to attack Trump for being wrong and they cannot help themselves. But they are so desperate to claim a small victory by pointing out that tariff revenue has fallen short, that they do not realize this debunks their primary narrative. Their primary narrative is that tariffs represent a massive tax that will raise prices dramatically and hurt average Americans and don’t you think we should go back to Dicksucker Biden’s policies which doubled the price of everything in 36 months. Well, if tariff revenue is small then that may run against Trump’s car salesman claim that we are going to build the wall and tariffs will pay for it, which no one believes. But it also totally debunks the central piece of Democrat agitprop, the only thing any of them have said for months, about how tariffs represent a massively impactful catastrophe that’s going to kill us all and crap on our tombstones.

So while Trump’s minor point about maybe replacing the income tax with tariffs (which zero people cared about or thought would happen) is off the table, at the same time, the Democrat’s main narrative about how tariffs are going to eat all of the food in your fridge and have sex with your wife, is totally debunked. Trump loses a throwaway line. Democrats lose their entire campaign. But as I said, I’m sure Republicans will bungle the messaging.

Okay so finally on due process. I wrote about this in the comments and someone said Alan Dershowitz also made this argument which is crazy if true because I’m not a lawyer and there’s about 10 million lawyers in the country and apparently it was just me and the best lawyer in the country who thought to point this out??

So you may notice that ‘due process’ is two words and the first word, ‘due’, means “of the proper quality or extent; adequate”. It means adequate process. So that’s why you can’t appeal a traffic ticket up to the Supreme Court, for example. You are entitled to a process but not just any process. Democrats obviously want ‘due process’ to mean ‘the process our army of communist immigration attorneys have crafted over several decades that intentionally enables human trafficking and the destruction of America’.

No, Democrats, just because something is a process, that doesn’t mean it is *due* process, So if you catch an illegal immigrant here, due process is checking to verify that they are an illegal immigrant and then putting them on an airplane. That is due process. Now if we were imprisoning illegal immigrants for 30 years and making them build the prisons, which I would prefer, then that would require a more thorough process where Judge Janet Boasberg (D) and his friends could make arguments about “What is a country anyways?” and “Does the poem on the Statue of Liberty outrank The Constitution?” and “What psychotic things can I do to hurt the country, as someone with a Jewish last name, that will make antisemitism way worse for no reason? Can I beat Randi Weingarten’s record?” and “Are we sure communism is bad? What if we tried communism except this time with a bunch of brown criminals?” et cetera et cetera.

But that’s not what we are doing. We are not putting them in prison for 30 years. Biden put them on planes and trafficked them in. Ditto Catholic charities. Due process means checking to see if they were the ones who got trafficked in, confirming this fact, and then putting them on an airplane and flying them back to their homeland. I would prefer loading them on C130s with parachutes, but these are just logistical/entertainment details. The point is that ‘due’ is the most important part of ‘due process’. If they catch you at an Eagles game and you don’t have tickets, they don’t have to fly Judge Roberts in at halftime to hear your case. You’re just removed from the stadium.

That’s all for now!!

Today I was watching the CIA’s comedy channel, MSNBC, and the mental illness levels have peaked, kinda like Tim Walz in the High School boys locker room. Okay, I guess they have peaked instead of peeked, but you know what I mean. We are currently being told, by the retarded pack of transvestite hyenas we call Democrats, that this is a bonafide worse than Watergate MAGA extremist isolationist constitutional crisis that Trump is cutting Eric Adams a break on the jaywalking non-crimes he allegedly committed.

I don’t have a firm opinion because I don’t know much about Eric Adams, but I think I kinda like him because he is a transactional politician who is willing to play ball. David French and the Cuckold Conservatism Caucus will tell you that this is unseemly and corrupt and not conservative. You see, because in a democracy when the voters want something like illegal immigration fixed, it is corrupt and unethical for a politician to change their position transactionally. We can’t have that. We need politicians to steadfastly cling to their shitty ideas and be totally unresponsive to the voters. Enough sarcasm. This view, common on the feckless douche bag right, that politicians are unprincipled if they change their position in order to do what voters want, is nothing short of evil. It’s a slave mentality that creates authoritarianism every time it is tried. Obviously, these clowns (politicians) are *supposed to* do exactly what we want them to do all of the time. That’s the entire fucking point of democracy. I view every politician as my bitch; a low-level employee who cleans the toilets and who either does exactly what I say, or they are treated with scorn and contempt and hopefully fired from their job and then launched into a volcano with a giant potato gun that is large enough to accommodate Jerry Nadler’s corpulent torso.

Alright, so now we must talk about Danielle Sassoon and the Eric Adams prosecution and how Democrats are trying to get us to think past the sale. Getting people to think past the sale is a persuasion technique where you get people to assume the thing you want them to assume by framing the argument in way way that the thing you want to be taken as a fact is built in to the discussion. So with Eric Adams the thing we are supposed to assume is that he committed a crime and we have moved past that as a given and now we are just talking about how bad it is that Trump is ignoring and helping to cover up Adams’s obvious criminality. No. Wrong.

From what I can gather, Danielle Sassoon is an actual conservative who is also a Trump supporter to one degree or another and she seems to be smart and capable. The problem is that, as with many normie mainstream conservatives, Danielle Sassoon, to use the cliche, obviously does not know what time it is and she is totally unfit for the task of dealing with Democrats and their particular brand of Satanism. I don’t mind that she resigned given the situation. What I mind is that her naive, clownish, “Democrats are good folks and they mean well.” adolescent credulity is what landed us here in the first place.

Eric Adams started showing some resistance to the ongoing Democrat Nation Rape that is our current immigration system. Once he showed resistance then all of a sudden, magically, it turns out he’s a big bad dirty criminal. This, Danielle, is the biggest goddam red flag that you will ever see. But since Ms. Sassoon thinks it’s the 1980s and we are negotiating with Tip O’Neill (D) instead of Satan (D), she said to herself “Oh well it looks like we’ve got some real crime I need to address and there’s no way corruption is what caused this to land on my desk, so I better uphold the law!!” Moron.

Does everyone know what RevPAR is? Revenue per available room? Okay well it’s a hospitality metric that tells you how profitable hotels are. Hotel occupancy averages around 60% and they can be quite profitable with that level of occupancy. So you can imagine how awesome it would be if you owned a hotel, or several hotels, in New York and suddenly Democrats found a way to use human trafficking and treason to give you 100% occupancy and also overpay for the rooms, including renovations when damage occurs. Boy oh boy wouldn’t that be great!!!

The Eric Adams crime of the century, which is causing a constitutional crisis, is that he took airline upgrades (yes, really) and in exchange he allegedly asked a building safety inspector (useless bureaucrat sack of shit) to speed up their needlessly slow government worker approval process which shouldn’t exist in the first place. This crime was ‘exposed’ right after Adams indicated publicly that the MS-13 New York Democrat hotelier grift might need to be dialed back slightly. So how, exactly, did this land on Danielle Sassoon’s desk? Who uncovered this crime? Who do they communicate with? Who recommended making the indictment? Who do they communicate with? These are all questions Sassoon should have asked. But she didn’t because she doesn’t understand that Democrats are possessed by Satan (D).

The most important aspect of a justice system is for everyone to be treated equally under the law. This is why I don’t mind Jan 6th offenders who assaulted cops being pardoned after doing 4 years in prison. I think you should get 8-10 years in prison for assaulting cops. But my personal opinion about how long you should go to prison for attacking a police officer is meaningless when compared to the absolute necessity of treating everyone the same. Nobody ever gets 4 years, much less 8-10 years, for punching a cop. Similarly, no one ever gets indicted or investigated for airline upgrades.

Are we really supposed to believe that New York has such a shortage of federal crimes that the SDNY is earnestly prosecuting people for airline upgrades? Are we really supposed to believe that the FBI is stopping terrorism from happening, but also they have enough spare time to dedicate 40% of their agents to hunting down Republican grandmothers for 5 years? Yeah. Didn’t think so.

Trump’s people say they are going to investigate how this happened. If they actually do look into it they will find that the Adams indictment is a result of *actual* corruption. Danielle Sassoon is only at fault in the sense that she still believes Democrats are our fellow citizens and neighbors and they are good folks who just want the best.

Cheers!!

I just heard Chris Hayes once again advocating on behalf of the medical industry continuing to mass produce transexual children because of how much Chris loves and has deep warm loving affection for transexual children. As always, Chris used their Soviet slogan, which was designed for barking seals and simpletons, about how it is important to “Mind your own damn business!!” when the Chomo Dems are chomoing the kids. I’m not going anywhere with this I just like to keep bringing it up because you can never have too much evidence that Democrats are possessed by Satan (D).

I know it’s hard to tell from the picture, but, just like child enthusiast Chris Hayes, Apache Warrior Elizabeth Warren (D) is possessed by Satan (D). She recently explained to RFK that he needs to promise to stop suing pharmaceutical companies because they operate off of thin profit margins and also it’s a conflict of interest. This statement is noteworthy for at least two reasons. First of all, suggesting that RFK suing Pharma is an unacceptable conflict of interest, is one of the most retarded inversions of the truth in world history. You don’t need to know much at all about the DC revolving door and regulatory capture or corruption in general to understand that regulators being overly *hostile* to the entities they regulate when they leave office is decidedly *not* the problem. It’s the exact opposite of the problem. This is like telling your girlfriend that, in the event of a breakup, you are worried she’s going to start being very rude to all of the ‘guy friends’ in her phone and so you demand that she promises right now, under oath, to have sex with all of them. Genius!!

Secondly, the part about pharma companies having thin profit margins really exposes Senator Heap Big Communism as the filthy godforsaken dipshit that she is. The blended net profit margin of the S&P 500 hovers around 11-12%. None of companies Democrats rail against have ever made insane profits. But this hasn’t stopped Senator Beaver Pelts from screaming at us nonstop about how the Corporate Fat Cat Billionaires are robbing us blind with their rapacious and unethical 9.2% profiteering schemes that violate our human rights by 7.2% since it should only be 2.0%!!!! Why did she feel comfortable basing her entire life on a lie and then telling us she knows it’s a lie when it suits her agenda? Satan, that’s why. Democrats are possessed by Satan (D).

So this brings us to corporate welfare. Pharma is a great example of what *real* corporate welfare is. Democrats pretend that tax cuts are welfare for corporations; another truth inversion. The real welfare that government provides for corporations is artificial demand. Forcing everyone to inject poison, and then having the government pay for it, is the purest form of artificial demand. But there are other forms. The most common form of corporate welfare by far is welfare for women and children and families and communities and etc etc. How is that corporate welfare? Well when you give $2 trillion per year to sympathetic figures like poor people and women and babies what do you think they do with the money? Invest it? Put it in a savings account? Purchase baseball cards? No. They give the money directly to fucking Walmart and McDonalds and Proctor & Gamble and Target and fill in your own favorite publicly traded company. Even if they use the money to buy drugs they still have to first buy consumer products from publicly traded companies which they then sell for cash to buy drugs. It’s amazing what happens to the price of chicken when you give everyone money to buy chicken and then also import 15 million additional chicken-eaters. Congratulations Tyson Foods, ticker symbol TSN. And then also there’s the obvious scam where Democrats are tough on the evil Fat Cat Billionaires by dumping trillions of dollars into their pockets and threatening to raise taxes. Ohh nooo!!! You mean you’re going to give me $2 billion and then take back 40% of it?? What a terrible deal. So you’re really only giving me $1.2 billion for free? Oh no please not that!!

Moving on to tariffs. It is first important to understand that going to another country and doing a bunch of shit that is totally illegal in the United States, and then putting a container ship in between the crimes and the end customer, is not free trade; it’s organized crime. It’s also not ‘free’ or even ‘less expensive’ because do you know what is more expensive than paying slightly more for electronics and shoes? Having a World War with China. Those world wars tend to get a bit pricey. Just sayin’. Not to mention that it’s just generally a bad plan to give Chinese Communists full custody of your supply chain, whether or not you end up launching nukes at each other.

You may have noticed that the anti-tariff people are oddly zealous hysterical and maniacal. That’s a bit odd isn’t it? That’s because of a principle I will call The TUAT Principle™️. TUAT is an acronym for Tariffs Ukraine Abortions Transexuals. These are all issues where arguments are being made by obviously deranged crackpot lunatics whose crackpot lunacy is directly proportional to the severity of the crimes being committed. We have sales tariffs. We have property tariffs. We tariff Americans when they hire other Americans to build things in America. We tariff parents who want to give money to their own goddam children. We tariff every single fucking transaction and activity you can possibly think of. The only transaction that you aren’t allowed to tariff according to the anti-tariff psychopaths, is when you’re buying things from foreigners. Weird isn’t it? It’s almost like there’s a pattern where people who are evil sacks of shit create systems that preferentially benefit foreigners.

Not to go off on a tangent but I remember sending an email after listening to a “conservative” podcast where they were discussing how it’s silly to require government projects to ‘Buy American’ because it’s more expensive and thus wasteful government spending. I emailed them and said

“Hey have you guys ever heard of taxes?? Yeah so when you buy the steel in America the government taxes the company they bought the steel from and then taxes all of their employees and taxes everything the employees buy with their income and if you follow all of the money the government sent to the steel company for long enough it actually all goes back to the government which means that when the government buys American steel it is *literally free*. But I guess you’d rather fund the government of Communist China. Sounds pretty conservative!!”

They did not respond.

The bottom line is that we tariff absolutely everything all of the time. So if you are ready to negotiate between 35% and 39.6% tariffs on Americans employing Americans, but you take a maniacal zero-tolerance position on tariffs on specific transactions with specific foreigners, I question your loyalty and all of your other positions should be viewed with deep skepticism.

Cheers!!

I was reading the Declaration of Independence the other day while I was cleaning my collection of machine guns and I noticed a fun fact. You can do what you want with this particular fun fact, but I recommend going to Whole Foods and sharing it with women who look like they are Democrats and also appear to be clinging to the last trembling branch on the Emotional Stability Tree. It turns out that King George (D) had the same exact immigration policy as modern Democrats.

“He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us (BLM Antifa) and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.”

“He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.”

Anyways, I’m trying to popularize the term Homanphobia™️ and I am hoping it will be used widely as the Asshole Airlift begins. Anytime Democrats attack the deportations, please call it Homanphobia™️. Now, am I saying all of the criminal aliens are assholes? Yes. That’s correct. I am saying that. Have I mentioned I have a thing for Japanese women? Japan is a beautifully manicured island paradise with a disproportionate number of attractive women who have not yet been converted into feminist scumbags. I don’t speak Japanese but Japan seems pretty awesome and my life would improve if I got to live in Japan for free. Do you know why I have not illegally snuck into Japan and exploited the benefits of their well-ordered society? I mean I am seeking a better life after all. Well the reason I’m not illegally hiding out on the beach in Japan with an erection right now is because I am not an asshole. That’s why. Improving your life by stealing from people is something you do if you’re a piece of shit. Normal people don’t do that.

Never forget that there is an agricultural worker shortage in the US *currently* and 15 million people just snuck into the country because allegedly they just wanted to pick cotton for Chuck Todd and Chris Hayes. Literally none of these assholes are picking crops. If even 1% of them actually worked there would not be an agricultural worker shortage. Bari’s Freedom Website™️ (which I am banned from) published an article on this shortage (without asking “Hey, how the fuck is there still a shortage right now??”) if you would like to go and verify what I’m telling you.

The typical response to calling these folks assholes would be something like “Assholes? Oh come on. There’s women and children and stuff and mothers and families and also other words that pull on the heartstrings of evil simpletons who vote but maybe should not be allowed to.” Well that’s why I included the picture of the crisis actor lady exposing her barefoot children in diapers to tear gas (don’t worry, “mom” has shoes so she’s comfy). If you collaborate with murderous human trafficking gangs to allegedly improve your financial situation you are a scumbag and that’s all there is to it. I say “allegedly improve” because these people aren’t really improving their *financial situation*. They are improving their lifestyle because now, in the US, they get money and don’t have to work. If they were genuinely just seeking a better life they would *work* and live in Mexico, which is a growing economy and which is our second largest trading partner and which has universal healthcare and is a progressive society with a Jewish female President.

You simply cannot claim asylum from Mexico. It’s not Sudan; it’s Mexico. If you are Sudanese and you are fleeing oppression and you come through Mexico, I have good news for you: you’re in Mexico. You have escaped oppression. Have fun and STFU, you goddam grifting POS. Any argument that you can somehow claim asylum when you are *in Mexico* is an argument that justifies an immediate and total militarization of the Southwest border and a decapitation strike against the leadership of the Mexican government. If Mexico is such a despotic tyrannical shithole that you can literally claim asylum from it, then our military needs to kill Claudia Sheinbaum and all of her friends ASAP. Is that your argument? Didn’t think so, you Evil Democrat Prick.

The term Sanctimony Cities™️, a term I am trying to popularize because I’m a desperate whore seeking attention, is just a reference to the Democrat Dicksucker Towns™️, that have been pompously preening about how they are good people (ALL of them are going directly to hell). It is similar to one of the other 28,000 terms I am trying to popularize, Stochastic Pluralism™️ which can be used as a label for any of the 28,000 things Democrats are doing to destroy the United States by promoting diversity without consequences or accountability for them personally (women cough cough ahem).

In closing, and totally unrelated because I am undisciplined and I write all of these in 25 minutes when I’m bored and quickly run out of steam, recently I heard January 6th referred to as a “deadly attack” for the umpteenth time. If you ever hear someone say this you kinda just need to explain to them how that is not what the word ‘deadly’ means. The only people who died were attackers. When only attackers die, and none of the victims of the attack die, that’s not a ‘deadly attack’. If a snake bites you………AND THE SNAKE DIES…….that’s not a deadly snake. Calling January 6th a deadly attack is like calling it a ‘sexy move’ if/when you shit yourself during sex. Yes, it was a move, and it was during sex. Not a ‘sexy move’ tho. Sorry. Hope that helps.

Okay, bye!!!

The main problem with this is just that they are committing fraud because you maintain your subscription during a 90 day ban knowing that you get to comment again when then ban concludes. I did maintain my subscription and I actually maintained Founding Member status for most of it just because I was too lazy to figure out how to downgrade it. Now when I try to comment it says I am not a member anymore so they just cancelled my subscription I guess?? No idea. Anyways, please include any email addresses you may have for Bari, Nellie, and Chris Rufo in the comments. I have to think that people would be interested to find out that the Free Speech Warriors over at Bari’s Freedom Website™️, which takes in like $10 million per month, are total censorious frauds.

Okay, so you may have heard that there was a shiny object debate on Twitter about how we need to make sure we still bring in skilled legal immigrants; mainly just for Silicon Valley stuff. I was stunned by the flat-out stupidity of the very smart people involved in this debate. But first I would like to offer a simple solution/compromise. We should start with a pilot program where we bring in the top 19 or 20 skilled immigrants from each country. Then we track their progress and see how it goes.

I listened to Scott Adams, an actual genius, talk his way through this and he eventually landed on the correct position but I was shocked how long it took him to get there. His initial position was that we need to bring in the top 0.01% of engineers because they can do things that other people simply can’t do. Part of his argument was that this is what Elon Musk thinks we should do and you really should question any time you disagree with Elon Musk, especially when it’s in his area of expertise. I generally agree with this analysis.

But you don’t need Elon Musk. You could ask a 10-year-old if it’s good to have smart people in the country and they would say ‘yes’. The problem, obviously, is that evil pieces of fucking shit who voted for Kamala Harris (D) are the ones who decide who comes into the country. How many more times do I need to remind people that our government is staffed entirely by Democrats and Democrats hate the United States and will gladly tell you that it is a white supremacist imperialist tyranny built by slaves on land that was stolen via genocide. So until you escort those mother fuckers into Siberia, it doesn’t matter how good it would hypothetically be to have more smart people. The people screening for skilled immigrants right now are screening for the best paragliders and the most devoted communists, so it’s a moot point.

Secondly, even if we didn’t have evil retards making decisions about which skilled workers get visas, the year is 2024, correct? What do I mean? Well there are people who are smeared as extreme ideologues because they don’t want you to move the steel mill out of Pennsylvania because it will destroy the town. That makes sense, whether you agree or not. But these people are not fanatics who are stridently opposed to doing *any* business whatsoever overseas. So I would like to propose a solution that the pro-outsourcing people and the pro-Pennsylvania people can both agree on.

How about, and this will really blow your mind because it’s such a genius plan, how about the pro-H1B Silicon Valley people, who allegedly really just need the top engineering talent, go to India and rent some goddam office space. Then, after you rent the office space in India (or China or wherever there are smart people), offer the elite smart people money to come into the office space you rented and come up with shit. Then, since it is 2024 and we don’t use horses and fucking sailboats anymore, plug a cord into the wall and send whatever smart shit they come up with to your people in America using the cord!!! Holy Toledo, look at that genius H1B-skilled-immigrant-dilemma loophole I came up with all by myself.

So, no, we do not need any skilled labor to physically come to the United States and live here. We have cords, dipshits. So now that I have explained the cords, you can revert back to your argument about how we still need them to come here because of their cuisine and their cool dance moves. Good luck.

That notification above was yesterday so if my calculations are correct, I will be allowed to comment on Free Press articles again on Christmas Eve, just as Biden is completing construction on charging station #6 at a cost of only $38 billion. I don’t want to get off track but please remember that charging station fun fact every time Joy Reid is screaming at you while she takes a dump about slavery and about how Elon Musk was not elected so he can’t say anything otherwise it’s corrupt. Elon Musk, in addition to building an international (more than six) network of charging stations for *less* than $38 billion, has also made the Twitter algorithm public and transparent which is pretty much the only reform that is needed for the tech industry in general. Google Democrats will barf at you about how it’s propriety and there will be a brain drain etc etc, the same way that the FBI maintains corrupt practices using ‘sources and methods’ and ‘ongoing investigation’ as a shield. “You can either have a trans child and a secret algorithm or a dead child and a transparent algorithm.”

But the fact is that transparency is the main solution that is needed. The only reason I mention Elon Musk and Twitter’s transparency is that his unelected role in the Trump Administration is equally transparent. If anything, it’s overly transparent. So if Chuck Todd (D) tells you this is how corrupt oligarchies work, please understand that Chuck never gave a shit about all of the wealthy Democrats using Biden as a puppet *in total secrecy*. Who was the billionaire with the mansion on an island in South Carolina where Biden stayed for Thanksgiving? Do we have White House visitors logs? Oh they got around that by parking Biden’s Carcass (D) in Delaware and shuffling evil perverts from around the globe in to see Biden (and his puppeteers) in total secrecy.

What I’m saying is that transparency fixes almost everything that could potentially be bad because it brings accountability. If Schumer and Thune hold a gun to everyone’s head, like usual, and threaten to accuse everyone of shutting down the government and economic terrorism if they don’t pass a bill that pays Elon Musk $38 billion to build six charging stations, we will immediately know what to do and who is corrupt; unlike the Inflation Reduction Act, or whichever godforsaken Byzantine pile of Jamaican Communist Horseshit the Democrat Charging Station Money was crammed into.

Okay so I’m returning from my 3 month ban for saying that Europe has turned into is a “ghetto communist flea market” (yes that is really the sequence of words that earned me a 90 day suspension), and I wanted to introduce a new word that I’m hoping people will use in the comments as much as possible. I think ‘FreePression’ is a good replacement for ‘repression’ and it should properly annoy the elite group of harpies we are trying to piss off the exact right amount.

In addition, since I started with Elon Musk, I’d like to propose an idea that I suggested for Twitter a long time ago. All websites need to have a Safety Mode™️. Substack already has a ‘mute’/‘block’ button that you can use if you are a gigantic adolescent pussy and you don’t want to see a particular person’s comments because they hurt your tum tum and make your bottom sore. Given this function that already allows you to curate the environment as much as you want, complaining to management about someone’s comments really makes you the absolute worst kind of despicable lowlife piece of shit on earth. But apparently there are many such people who subscribe to the Free Press, and while Substack has already gone out of its way to cater to these evil mother fuckers with the mute/block function, I think we should cater to them even more in a way that negates their complaints and makes a mockery of them at the same time and it is called Safety Mode™️.

I don’t want to get off track again but I briefly want to mention the rise of antisemitism online that Democrats are pretending to be concerned about. Forget the fact that one of the most celebrated people in the country is a Black Nazi Democrat named Barack Hussein Obama. The rise in antisemitism online is two things: 1) Fake 2) Whatever actual antisemitism you may see, it is 90% FBI agents, 9.9% Blacks and Arabs, 0.1% Tiki Torch basement dwellers. What I’m saying is it’s not a real issue. However, even if it was a real issue, you know they aren’t serious about it because if you were really concerned about people tacking synagogues and Orthodox Jews, the main thing that you would want the most would be for those people to be speaking as freely as possible online so you can monitor the shit out of them. But, of course, just like the solution to ‘climate change’ is giving Democrats trillions of dollars to fuck the economy up the ass, the solution to the ‘rise of antisemitism online’ is to put Republicans in prison and bankrupt Elon Musk. Not exactly a subtle strategy.

Okay back to Safety Mode™️. Safety Mode™️ would require everyone to select their desired safety level *before* being able to view comments, or perhaps even articles. This would not be a burden to normal human beings, who do not have diseased and rotting personal characteristics, because you could just select Wild West Mode™️ at the top and it would take you right to the uncensored comments. But everyone else, all of the censorious douche nozzles, as it says in The Bible somewhere, would be without excuse.

The most stringent level of Safety Mode (D) would use AI to prevent you from seeing anyone who disagrees with your politics. It would prevent you from seeing anyone who has ever been banned or reported for any reason. It would prevent you from seeing even the most mild forms of harsh language. Basically, what you would see under each article is the comments that say “Great article!! Really enjoyed.” My original idea was to call this Vagina Mode (D)™️, but that wouldn’t work because obviously people who select Vagina Mode (D)™️ can’t be allowed to see the word “Vagina”, or “vagina” for that matter; and certainly not “VAGINA!!!”.

But you get the idea. There would basically be an unlimited *optional* censorship dashboard for Substack, and hopefully for all other websites. We could give the Global Engagement Center and the CIA and all of the Fact Checkers (D) free rein to censor and monitor whatever they want. It would be a great way for all of these filthy subhuman Maoist dickholes to get a small fraction of the Satanic creepiness out of their system. And then the rest of us could just click Wild West Mode™️ and live normal peaceful lives alongside the parasitic communist heathens.

Enjoy your weekend!!

PS Please keep an eye on the Free Press comments. I’m hoping to get lots of likes when I return so that they are maximally annoyed, and so I need your support.

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Here’s a picture of Sonia Sotomayor showing some leg and looking exactly like Satan (Satan is a guy btw, just saying….). Only Chuck Schumer can approach this level of Satan-lookingness.

Now, while Sonia Sodomizér (D) has created nowhere near as many antisemites, by behaving cartoonishly diabolical, as Chuck Schumer has, she is a Wise Latina™️, which is pretty great. Should it be Wise Latino? I’m not good with the gendered languages or at telling which gender Sonia Sotomayor (D) is. Hopefully her personal chef won’t go paddle boarding. That’s all I’m saying.

Recently there was a case about transvestites in front of the Supreme Court. I believe you can look it up by googling ‘United States v. Mrs. Doubtfire’. One of the highlights of oral arguments was that they still insisted on calling them “oral arguments”. I figure if a woman with a cock is arguing in front of the Supreme Court you’d just go with “verbal arguments” or something like that, so that there’s less chuckling in the background as you debate the intricacies and nuances associated with trying to do Dr. Mengele stuff in 2024. One of the other highlights was Steve Sotomayor (D) chiming in with “Excuse me, counselor, but all medications are associated with risk. Aspirin has risks.” If you listen to the audio, you truly will not believe the level of unmerited self-righteous condescension that this flea market abuela layered on top of her statement; which might be the dumbest statement ever made by someone with a complete set of teeth who can also read. (NOTE: There is no evidence that Sonia Sotomayor can read and this conspiracy theory has been debunked.)

If you aren’t familiar with all of Satan’s rhetorical ploys, Aspirin safety is a big one. They also do this with Plan B, which I humbly suggest we should refer to as Plan (D). I guess we could also call it Zyklon B, but that’s taken (don’t google it). I remember the first time I heard Nicolle Wallace (D) tell me that the morning after pill is safer than Aspirin. This talking point almost gave me a stroke, which I did *not* attempt to treat with Aspirin because I was like “But what if it’s a hemorrhagic stroke?? I better not. Hey I should vote for Democrats more often…..” and then I lost consciousness.

I have never taken Plan B, and I really do not even have to look it up to know that if I gave a female colleague an Aspirin and was like “Oh shit sorry that was Plan B, which turns your womb into Chernobyl. Sorry about that oopsies. But don’t you worry, Honey Bunches, (HR Department sirens go off) it’s pretty much the exact same thing as Aspirin. Nicolle Wallace said so and you can trust her because she is possessed by Satan and she has her hair intentionally styled so that her silhouette is identical to that of a King Cobra.”

Some enterprising young graduate student should propose a randomized control trial where we test Plan (B) versus Aspirin in 10,000 women and see if the 5,000 women who took Plan (B) have an experience that differs from the ladies who took 1 Aspirin.

The important thing to remember is that Democrats use this little rhetorical trick with Aspirin the way they used ‘devout Catholic’ with Joe Biden. When Democrats say something about Aspirin you know for sure they are talking about the most dangerous medical shit that has ever existed. And when Democrats say someone is a devout Catholic they are definitely talking about a godforsaken child molesting heathen of one kind or another.

Sotomayor did vote in favor of granting immunity to the Sackler family (OxyContin), but I’m wondering if she now wishes she had just said “All medications have risks.” Someone should make a dildo attachment for a jackhammer that says “All dildos are associated with some risk.” This argument from Sorosmayor about how chemical castration is similar to taking Aspirin should go down in history. In addition, it really is the best possible example of my ‘Nazi Panhandler Argument’ concept. Just like when you see a disheveled and sad panhandler in a Nazi uniform, with soiled pants, a tangled beard, and an android phone, this argument is desperate, humiliating, and pathetic, all at once, but also extremely evil. Textbook Democrat stuff. Happy holidays!!

🚨EMERGENCY UPDATE🚨:

I found this really cool picture of the Korean President guy……..

Get it? I said “Martial Raw” instead of “Martial Law” because it’s an Asian country. I have other jokes too!!! 🤓🤓

Okay so the President of South Korea (lives below the guy pictured above) has declared Martial Law because he wants to root out communists who have infiltrated the government. Strap on your pink dildos and prepare for every Democrat butthole in the country to splatter “McCarthyism!!” in your face, ten times a day, for however long this lasts.

For those of you who don’t know what McCarthyism is, it’s a word that ends in -ism, and, just like racism, sexism, and isolationism, it was invented by crackpot communist dicksuckers so that they could DARVO you into silence while they are doing communism and trying to molest kids.

With that in mind, I was watching the CIA entertainment channel called ‘CNN’ and one of the godforsaken poop stains who works for them said “…….and the President has apparently become increasingly paranoid to the point where he’s willing to take extreme measures.”

(NOTE: If you’re trying to make sense of how the US news outlets that spread communist propaganda are also controlled by the CIA, please take a peak at the people who created the CIA precursor OSS. It’s people like Herbert Marcuse, so…….yeah. And if you wonder why a country that is controlled by the CIA is not really all that communist yet, but gradually heading that way, look up ‘Fabian Socialist’.)

Bottom line is that the narrative forming is that the Korean president is “paranoid” and “extreme” (and whatever other gay and retarded linguistic ploys they role out) because he thinks communists have infiltrated his government. South Korea is sandwiched between two of the most communist places in the history of communism………but let’s not be crazy. They would never try to infiltrate anything. That’s a debunked MAGA extremist horse medicine conspiracy climate denier isolationist hoax white populism nationalism hoax with no evidence data-driven science!!!

In closing, I was looking to purchase a rental property approximately ten mother bleeping years ago and Zillow still sends me shit and here’s one I found interesting.

I’m sorry did you say four bedrooms and ONE bathroom??? Am I high? Is this normal in a house that wasn’t made out of logs 200 years ago by racists?

“Yes the house has four bedrooms, three kitchens, a nine car garage, and one toilet in the front yard. HOA is $1255/mo. The listed sale price is $109.00 and it includes the food in the fridge.”

Anyways, there are no communists anywhere and you should stop worrying about it. Talk soon!!

I’m watching State of the Union on one of the CIA’s entertainment channels (CNN to be specific) and I just had to write about this, even though it’s the weekend and I’m a lazy douche bag.

Kasie ‘deuce’ Hunt (D) is the host (I’ll let you speculate among yourselves on why her actual pejorative nickname in DC, which I did not make up, is ‘deuce’) and she really is just one of the shittiest lowlife pieces of shit in the history of toilets.

Mike Lawler (R) was the guest and they were discussing DOJ weaponization and after Mike explained a few things about Jack Smith (D) and whatnot, Katie Hunt (D) closed out the topic by saying “It’s important to note that the Jack Smith prosecution was only dropped because Donald Trump was elected.” I will skip over the part about how it’s understandable enough for Elizabeth Warren, for example, to barf out that sort of corrupt sociopathic feminine deception, but when Kasie Hunt (D) does it, while posing as a journalist, it’s actually just flat out evil.

This particular creepy bozo rhetorical ploy is the exact same thing as saying that the sex-trafficking ring being run out of a local car dealership was only determined to be a problem because they hired a new general manager. No, Kasie, you evil fucking scumbag, the sex-trafficking ring was broken up because sex-trafficking rings are bad. The new general manager isn’t the reason it’s bad. Yes, the new general manager of the car dealership showing up was the initiating factor. He showed up and Tim Walz and his friends at White Ford Vans of El Paso were like “Oh crap we need to shut this down.” Regardless, to be clear, *when* Trump was elected, Jack Smith (D), and his fellow godforsaken crackpot dicksuckers at DOJ, ended their corrupt and illegitimate prosecution *because* it was illegitimate and corrupt (and also the judge was a low class unprincipled Female Jamaican Communist from the pit of hell). Hope that helps.

Mike Lawler performed pretty well but he did say something stupid at the end. They were talking about the subject of compromise in order to pass legislation and Mike said “Anyone who has been married will tell you about the importance of compromise.” Bad analogy, Mike. Why? Well because, obviously, it depends on whether or not your wife is a despicable parasite piece of shit, Mr. Lawler. We are talking about compromising with US Democrat politicians in 2024 after all.

Cheers!!

Now seems like a good time to reveal that my nickname for Vivek Murthy is ‘Depop Chopra’, since he’s an Indian and he is clearly part of an effort to depopulate the earth by weaponizing Oprah’s audience with horseshit mysticism and pseudoscience ‘Just Trust Us’ crackpot snake oil injections. If we decide to create a time capsule that will explain to future civilizations why our civilization collapsed, it should include a video file of a recorded Zoom Meeting where Vivek Murthy is talking to a group of 50-year-old women, with gigantic neon-rimmed borderline personality glasses and $450 blouses, about fixing slavery and about how far people should stand apart at the grocery store while also calculating the number of Science Masks you need to wear to feel maximally heroic about your particular brand of Feminine Leninism. The time capsule should be buried under a pyramid made out of Gay Pride parade floats and the tombstone should say “College Educated Diversity Abortions 1776-2008”. (NOTE: I think ‘college-educated’ is supposed to be hyphenated but the tombstone should have at least one typo plus some graffiti from Venezuelan gangbangers and also there should be some human craps and fentanyl dust scattered about.)

((ADDITIONAL NOTE: I’m trying to come up with a way that we can make sure the human craps stay fresh so that the people in the future who discover the tombstone can have an authentic Democrat experience. The best solution we have so far is to inject everyone with mRNA that edits their genes to keep their dung fresh, but so far we have only been able to add this life-saving healthcare to the 131 Flavors Vaccine Cocktail we give to infants and now we have to wait for them to grow up and become homeless before we can do a Gold Standard Double-Blind Randomized Controlled Trial With Fake Data™️.))

Not related to anything but I was recently reminded of Bill Clinton saying that he did smoke marijuana but he did not inhale and I’m now anxiously awaiting a Democrat politician who will say that they did use the women’s locker room when they were younger, and dabbling in transvestism, but they didn’t get that big of an erection and they never removed their thong. Love is love!!!

Okay so how did parasites take over our society? Well, it starts with colleges and women voting. I’m not saying women should not be allowed to vote and I’m not saying that we shouldn’t have colleges. What I am saying is that if white men named Kevin with offensive Substack Newsletters were mostly voting for communism, I would be in the street with a pitchfork screaming about how white men named Kevin with offensive Substack Newslatters should not be allowed to vote. I think everyone should have the right to vote as soon as their demographic group stops voting for communism. Now I know you’re thinking “But, Kevin, how will we know how people will vote if the test is that they can only be allowed to vote when we have confirmed that they will not vote for communism……..when they aren’t allowed to vote?” Well that’s a great question, you wise ass. That’s why we need to institute a Voting “Rights” Regime where everyone is allowed to “vote” but if they vote for communism we throw their ballot into the fireplace (All polling places need a roaring fireplace with a sign that says Democrat Ballot Storage. The Democrat Ballot Fireplace™️ can also be used to roast wieners which is good because under the Voting “Rights Regime we will give a complimentary hot wiener to everyone who isn’t allowed to vote as a consolation prize. Obviously, we will not include a plate or a fork or anything so they will have to carry the wiener home in their bare hands or maybe by balancing it delicately between their front teeth.)

In addition to letting women vote, there’s also a big problem with colleges. The majority of college students are drunk women at this point and really only 10% of the people who have attended college actually needed to attend college. Please remember to never refer to anyone as “college-educated”. You should only describe people as having “attended college” given that our colleges are mainly just rat-infested indoctrination camps. The other 90% of the people who attended college should be picking crops or cleaning toilets. I’m on the borderline of people who should have attended college. I took calculus freshman year and calculus gets progressively more difficult as you go and the last one I took in spring quarter I got a 3.7 but it was really difficult. Obviously, if you get less than a 3.7 in calculus you should be picking crops, but it’s possible that people like myself who got a 3.7 with a lot of effort should also be picking crops. The guy who designed the rocket-catching arms for SpaceX did not have trouble with calculus and he needed to attend college. Claudine Gay and Alejandro Mayorkas and your niece and Randi Weingarten and your wife and Jim Acosta did not need to attend college. (NOTE: The person laughing the hardest at this point is the niece and/or wife who is a mechanical engineer who easily aced calculus and who is fully aware that almost every woman besides them who attended college really should be picking crops and cleaning an oven instead of sending emails about ‘touching base’ and ‘potential synergy’ for $14k/mo.)

I’m not really breaking ground here with the whole ‘overproduction of elites’ thing, but the obvious problem is that the vast majority of our elites are not elite. Pete Buttigieg is a great example. He has an “impressive” elite resume but unfortunately his only real skill is taking three months off during a crisis to celebrate his husband successfully kidnapping an infant. Why are houses too expensive? It’s because you are bidding against 25 different versions of Pete Buttigieg with six-figure salaries. That’s why. If you were just bidding against the guy from SpaceX who designed the rocket-catching arms it would be easy because there’s like five of that guy, total, in the entire country. It basically comes down to productive people versus parasites and our universities create parasites. It’s not that Pete Buttigieg isn’t capable of being a useful person. Our society has just trained him, and everyone who doesn’t understand that Pete Buttigieg should be picking crops, that it’s totally fine to be a godforsaken functionless ding dong.

When we talk about immigration Democrats are always asking “But if we don’t import millions of illiterate Satan-worshippers with bad haircuts, who is going to pick the cotton??” Well the answer to that question is easy; elite Democrats with no skills who attended college will pick the cotton. As we deport the criminal aliens we can have a ceremony where Vivek and Elon fire 80% of the office staff at every company and the criminal aliens hand the newly unemployed Democrats their plunger or pruning shears or whatever like a baton as they all run for their lives while Jocko Willink and Mike Singletary shout “Okay, back to work, everybody!!” over the loudspeaker system. (FINAL NOTE: We will have a cool National Loudspeaker System that can be used to scare the shit out of everyone who is being useless.)

My favorite current example of these pervert clowns clinging to their credentialism pyramid scheme is Democrats saying that Trump hired a TV Personality to run CMS. The first reason this is funny is because the TV Personality in question is also an acclaimed heart transplant surgeon and the only reason he’s currently available for this position is because Democrats just ramrodded an oaf with brain damage into the Senate by magically getting 100% civic participation from neighborhoods where 90% of the people have a car seat with drugs stashed in it and regularly don’t pay their phone bill. This in no way is meant to diminish John Fetterman’s deep and meaningful experience chasing Black guys down the street with his shotgun (actually happened) and discussing the issues and speculating about transformative change while wearing a gigantic sweatshirt.

When Democrats say they want someone with “administrative experience” they are actually saying that they want someone who has been a worthless scumbag for a long time. Anyone with an IQ over 100 could easily walk into the CMS administrator job and do fine. The only problem with Dr Oz is that I don’t think he has a sufficiently seething hatred for our Treason Machine (the federal government). The current CMS Administrator is Chiquita Brooks-Lasure. Here she is pictured below with Mexican Communist Xavier Becerra swearing an oath on stolen land on a White Christian Nationalist Bible with her masked child/victim and her current sex partner.

Replacing Chiquita is not the same as replacing the guy who designed the arms that caught the SpaceX rocket, who is presumably a guy from Japan named Tropicana McMasters. Dr. Oz will be just fine. Anyone who can read and isn’t addicted to drugs would be fine. If somebody wants to explain to me the thing they think that Chiquita did in her office at CMS, after taking the elevator up from the parking garage, that would be too tricky for somebody who has switched someone’s heart without killing them, please let me know. Chiquita Brooks-Lasure (really wish it was Brooks-Leisure since she has a luxury no-show job where she mainly just plans vacations and browses Zillow) went to Princeton and Georgetown but unfortunately we live in a racist country where Black people get special treatment so we can’t tell if that means she is smart or not, but it doesn’t really matter since her job just requires semi-regular attendance and being able to speak broken English.

The bottom line is that we are currently in the midst of a Cold War between the productive class and the parasitic interference class. It may sound like this is just a rerun of workers unite vs the powerful, but it isn’t. There’s the bad version of populism where you are mad at Jeff Bezos because his yacht is too big. That’s just envy. But then there’s the good version of populism, which really shouldn’t be called populism, because simply pointing out that we are bankrupting the country so that millions of people who don’t have any useful skills can pretend to be adults, isn’t really an ideology. Cheers!!

(the Bipolar Character Impairment Glasses on those two ladies omg)

I don’t know if you guys have noticed but Democrats have some grievances that they would like to discuss at gunpoint after the next street orgy. JB Pritzker (above 🍔MIDDLE🍟), or as I like to call him ‘Buffetdolf Hitler’ (NOTE: I also call him Soufflédolf Hitler and, when I’m feeling fancy, Crème Brûléedolf Hitler) recently said “If you come for my people you gotta come through me.” He was talking about criminal migrants who partnered with a terrorist organization in order to invade the “United States” (which I put in quotes because it’s a fake country at this point) and leech benefits while swamping and destroying our hard-earned infrastructure and public services. (ANOTHER NOTE: Please never forget the Free Press article that explained how there are 1 million agricultural workers *total* in the US and that there is a *shortage of workers* after 20 million military-aged men, who are allegedly here to pick crops for Nancy Pelosi before she dies from syphilis, hired Satan-worshipping subhuman gangbangers to smuggle them into the “United States”).

I don’t want to bog down in the details of how hilarious it is for an obese billionaire Jew to refer to illiterate and destitute Guatemalans as “my people”, but I do want to point out that JB Pritzker, Merrick Garland, Alexander Vindman, and Alejandro Mayorkas are all in the Top Ten of ‘Jewish people who I am convinced have been hired by white supremacists to actively make antisemitism way worse by maintaining a high profile as a Jewish person while intentionally behaving like the most despicable godforsaken scumbag you can possibly think of’.

Regardless, Immigration Marxism is the final grievance. You can only conquer a country so much by pitting citizens against each other with Race Marxism and Gender Marxism and Sexuality Marxism and Class Marxism and all of the other conflict theory applications. Eventually you have to tell people that they need to help erase their country in order to be a good person, and that’s how you achieve Intergalactic Pansexual Vegan Communism (D). Criminal invaders are just seeking a better life!! Unlike 100% of people in human history who have all been seeking a better life. Might be better to ask if destroying America is a good plan, as opposed to just asserting that children like candy with tears in your eyes.

So why does Satan (D) love fake grievances so much? Well, he is The Father of Lies, so he’s a big fan of anything fake (EVEN MORE NOTES: Satan (D) probably has transitioned to a chick with a beard at this point but we can still call her a him). But he/she/herm is also known as The Accuser, so if there are lots of grievances then that gives The Accuser lots of stuff to accuse you of, like racism and xenophobia and Beige Supremacy (please reference the Hispanic vote for Trump if you are not up to date on Beige Supeemacy).

Satan (D) is also known as The Day Star, or in other words somewhat dim like Joy Orenthal Reid. But if you’ve ever watched Claire Orenthal McCaskill and Mika Orenthal Brzezinski on Morning Joe you understand why Satan (D) is also known as The Roaring Lion, meaning predatory, violent, and annoying. The bottom line is that the fake grievances promoted by Grievangelicals give them accusatory moralizing power while also converting their followers into weak and disabled narcissists with an external locus of control: The Oppressor.

In closing, I would like to discuss a date I went on last week. She’s a very nice girl. She is half Native American and very pretty like Pocahontas kinda. Unlike Elizabeth Warren, who is only 1/1024th Native American and looks like Cruella Deville at all times.

Anyways, we hit it off and we went back to her place and that’s when the fireworks started. I don’t mean sexually, I’m just saying that she had fireworks at her house because she’s Native American. By the way, why do Indians sell most of the really good fireworks on Indian reservations when fireworks are primarily used on the 4th of July where we celebrate how we stole all of their land? Seems counterintuitive. Anyways, so we launched some bottle rockets and roman candles and then we had sex and it had been a while for me and I forgot how much using a condom ruins the mood. Here we are, enjoying ourselves, and we are both totally in the mood to spread STDs and dammit if that condom didn’t ruin our plan!! Oh well.

I am sorry I skipped over ‘Gland Acknowledgements’. I will get to it eventually. But I think my next newsletter will be called ‘Videocracy’ and it will be a discussion of our Zoom Meeting parasitic economy where 50% of the people attended college and produce absolutely nothing of value. We will have to see. Cheers!!

AI is a snake oil bubble, but it will work really well for some things. One of the things AI will work really well for is finding a picture of someone in a Nazi uniform who looks like Oliver Wiseman. Sadly, the best I could do on my own was the two pictures above. Let me know if your AI platform of choice does better.

Okay, so the stock market is up and Elon Musk is talking about DOGE, the Department Of Government Efficiency, which is my favorite thing ever because it is both an adolescent joke and also it is a department devoted to eliminating the jobs of parasites in real life, so things are pretty good right now. As you may recall I was rooting for Harris to win because I felt like the principle of Rock Bottom applied and that forcing the country to watch a harlot with brain damage from syphilis crash the country into a ditch would create the greatest long term net benefit. Obviously, I hope I am wrong about this and it would be amazing if Trump could assemble a team of people who hate the government 4-5% as much as I do. I’m more optimistic than usual that this is possible because asking Paul Ryan to slash the government is like asking a bunny rabbit to drag a lion by the balls to the top of Mt Everest, whereas asking Elon Musk to slash the government is like asking Maxine Waters to bring up slavery at dinner. You can’t be certain that Maxine Waters will bring up slavery at dinner, but you wouldn’t want to bet against it.

If you recall, I wrote a newsletter about what I was calling The Preen New Deal. This was based on the notion that one of the things Democrats cherish most is fraudulently positioning themselves as decent virtuous people when they are actually just evil sacks of shit who are possessed by Satan. The idea was that they would win the election and put Trump in prison and then pardon him after a couple months of perp walk porn, with the pardon giving them the opportunity to pompously preen and boast about how magnanimous they are. Now that Trump has won I am noticing another version of The Preen New Deal that they are testing out. Democrat messaging is very somber at the moment and they are talking about the peaceful transfer of power and engaging in a lot of theatre designed to make them appear like sensible and gracious losers. Not since the guy in Silence of the Lambs (who presumably was also a top Biden Cabinet Official) tucked his dong between his legs in order to look like a woman has there been such a transparent disguise. There are no riots……..yet. But once Trump takes office there will be a flood of charlatan whistleblowers with book deals and MSNBC contributor slots and lucrative non-profit jobs lined up. So prepare for an unremitting wave of Democrat con artists who will be positioned as non-partisan public servants suffering under the predations of Trump’s iron fist in a town that voted 97% Kamala and takes in $7 trillion dollars per year for doing literally nothing and where all laws are enforced by activist perverts like Tanya Chutkan who is a Jamaican Communist. I guess we will just have to wait and see if the onslaught of treasonous sabotage that Democrats are going to roll out will be effective this time.

Speaking of whistleblowers, this is an idea I would love to see tried regarding government reform. Just tell every agency that you’re firing half of the people and whoever comes forward with the most egregious examples of political activism occurring behind the scenes will get a top position in the new and improved, but dramatically downsized, operation. Worth trying.

As you can tell from the title of this newsletter, like all of you I am really enjoying the spectacle of Democrats mourning the temporary disruption of their ongoing Marxist gang bang. I saw a clip of Van Jones (D) talking about how he feels especially bad for Black women and trans children because they both thought they were finally going to be able to breathe again but once again their voices have been silenced so painfully by the Dirty Whites. This particular grievance ploy struck me as so pathetic desperate and humiliating, while also being extremely evil, that it reminded me of a homeless Nazi panhandler. Imagine someone disheveled and collapsed on the sidewalk, covered in dirt and garbage, groaning in desperation, soaked in urine and ranch sauce, begging for spare change……..but they are wearing a Nazi uniform. That’s what Van Jones (D) reminds me of. I have heard people on the right say that they respect Van Jones (D) and think that he’s a decent guy who they just have honest disagreements with. Really? Are you not listening to the absolutely despicable low rent agitprop that is coming out of this filthy street hustler’s mouth?? I get it that he has a friendly demeanor and is erudite and smooth and he wears glasses and great cologne, but God help you if you are such a credulous rube that you are fooled by this fucking scumbag Fabian Marxist grievance pimp.

I should say that there really is no group I feel more sympathy for than American Black women. Let’s ignore the fact that they have been subjected to the most depraved and aggressive psychological warfare campaign in human history on *two* fronts: feminism and race Marxism. This is what causes what I call The Bozo Multiplier, where two separate angles of attack from emotionally extortionate propagandists creates a sort of exponential effect that results in repulsive characters like Stacy Abrams and Sunny Hostin and Michelle Obama. If you have undergone this level of brainwashing and managed to maintain an internal locus of control and somehow not become sociopathic, you are tougher mentally than pretty much anyone except for the guy who cleans the bathroom at Starbucks.

Imagine being grouped into a group in the first place, and then Van Jones (D) compares your group to trans children. You hear that, Black Ladies? You remind Van Jones (D) of cross dressing children who have suffered extreme psychological and sexual abuse and who now have a variety of severe mental illnesses. Congrats I guess? Van also asserted that Black women in America have had their voices silenced which caused me to cackle violently. This is like saying that the air horns on trains aren’t loud enough and we need to do something about this because it is an injustice. No group in the history of the planet has been handed a bullhorn with more wattage (voltage?) and received the level of meritless accolades and pampering just for existing that Black women in America have received. But the problem is that this incentivizes and pushes the most evil and shameless sociopaths in the group, like Claudine Gay, to the very top. So if you are a Black woman in America, and you are just a regular person with dignity and integrity who has somehow survived the brainwashing gauntlet, you are now stuck in a group where the figureheads are the worst pieces of shit in the country and Van Jones (D) is comparing you to abused children who need to be institutionalized. Not great?

Regardless, whatever happens next we need to take this moment to enjoy Democrats like Van Jones (D) desperately flailing about like pathetic Nazi hobos. We know that there is no chance they will consider the possibility that they lost because more Americans are figuring out that they are godforsaken buttfucking maniacs with no skills, so we can expect a lot more of the “XYZ is even more racist than we thought!!” line of attack. Pretty hilarious.

I think my next newsletter will be called ‘Gland Acknowledgements’ so stay tuned for that. Also, I have a new idea I am working on along the lines of my Doug Emhoff Abortion Monument and the statue I am building of Joe Biden showering with his daughter. This one is a nativity scene that is built every year around Christmas, except this one depicts people at the Biden White House covering up signs of dementia and it is called a ‘Cognitivity Scene’. Obviously it will include the staffer in the Easter Bunny suit yelling at Biden telling him not to shit himself and Joe is falling down trying to sniff the baby in the manger and the three wise men are two transvestites plus Oliver Wiseman and Dr. Jill is a donkey in a lab coat with a stethoscope, but I’m open to suggestions because it’s a work in progress. Cheers!!

Okay so just to be clear, it is fine for Bari to suggest that The West has been subsumed by a culture that is currently turning us into 1970s Lebanon……..but I get a 3 month ban for pointing out that Europe has turned into a ghetto communist flea market?? Seems fair.

(NOTE: I’m going to continue to give Bari and Nellie a little bit of a pass because I have a sneaking suspicion that Captain Ding Dong Oliver Wiseman banned me unilaterally because he’s a communist ferret and he’s also big mad that I’m better at writing than he is without trying.)

John Kerry is mainly famous for looking like a horse with AIDS and also for speaking in a voice with a pompous tone so grating that you begin to wonder if it’s technically possible to fire a pistol into both of your eardrums at the same time to make the pain stop. So excruciatingly haughty is his delivery that his campaign slogan should have been Make America Grate Again. And if you’re wondering, Hillary Clinton’s associates have proved on multiple occasions that you can, in fact, shoot yourself twice in the head.

But John Kerry is also famous for joining the military so he could elevate himself by betraying his country and baselessly accusing fellow soldiers of atrocities, consequences be damned. Well there’s a ratings agency called Moody’s and, like all of our institutions, it is overrun by Democrat parasites who attended college. Somewhere in that office a group of America-hating John Kerry sympathizers are currently plotting a terror attack on the United States and I thought I’d mention this in advance in case they pull it off.

This is all part of what I call Operation Empty The Clip (D) which is where a Trump victory results in the Supreme Democrat Governing Authority unleashing every manufactured crisis that they can come up with one after another to destroy his presidency and make it impossible for anyone to fire them from their gravy train bullshit jobs where they do nothing while leeching cash from Americans. You may recall that there was a government shutdown fight a while ago and it ended because, along with a variety of other shakedown tactics from The State, Moody’s downgraded America’s credit rating to prove that Republicans are dangerous. It’s really insane that they were allowed to keep operating after this demonically contrived political stunt. Putting non-essential government “workers” on unpaid leave has literally nothing to do with servicing the national debt. This is the equivalent of Equifax lowering your personal credit score because you stopped drinking vodka. If anything this is something that improves your chances of servicing debts.

Regardless, evil useless Democrat pussies who attended college are the ones running Moody’s so when Trump gets elected I would expect a credit downgrade of America to be one of the first Democrat attacks on the homeland. Not sure the impact it will have or how aggressive the downgrade will be but when Liz Truss proposed lowering the top tax rate in the UK from 45% to 40%, which would have zero impact on revenue in the worst case scenario, they collapsed the bond market and she was immediately removed as Prime Minister.

If you’re still not convinced that these Satanic perverts are capable of anything, the Democrats at the FDA just collapsed McDonald’s stock price, one of the great American brands, just because they wanted to tarnish Trump’s very successful and relatable photo-op where he worked the drive thru for a day. Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama watched in the situation room as a US Ambassador they were friends with get butchered on CC TV because there was an election coming up and defending the Americans who got ambushed would have marginally disrupted their horseshit narrative about Obama defeating terrorism with a combination of vague rhetoric and secret gay sex. They are capable of anything.

Let me know in the comments what else you think they will do to harm America and create chaos if Trump wins. Cheers!!