<![CDATA[Whack-a-doo Wisdom: Finding Clarity in the Chaos]]>https://mgstout.substack.comhttps://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EN7e!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F49496ec8-c51f-4299-ac5b-ac2d75e48307_500x500.pngWhack-a-doo Wisdom: Finding Clarity in the Chaoshttps://mgstout.substack.comSubstackTue, 01 Sep 2026 19:26:20 GMT<![CDATA[Worst Joke Wednesday]]>https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-c5chttps://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-c5cWed, 26 Aug 2026 13:34:34 GMTWhat’s E.T. short for?
a close up of a toy
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Because he’s got little legs.

Today, in honor of Dolly Parton, today if you see someone without a smile, give them yours. RIP

xox

Mary

]]><![CDATA[Worst Joke Wednesday]]>https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-ffahttps://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-ffaWed, 19 Aug 2026 11:16:03 GMTA woman gets on a bus with her baby.
people sitting inside vehicle
Photo by Luke Michael on Unsplash

The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.” 🫣🫥🤗

a close up of a monkey with a blurry background
Photo by Chirayu Sharma on Unsplash

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

Paying a compliment to a stranger can make a person’s day.

Let today be the day you tell someone how beautiful you think they are.

Rainbows & lollipops,

Mary

]]><![CDATA[Worst Joke Wednesday]]>https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-7c4https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-7c4Tue, 18 Aug 2026 12:57:42 GMTWhat do you give a man who has everything?
woman in white and black floral button up shirt sitting beside woman in black pants
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Penicillin.

🤡🤡🤡

Take a moment to notice something you’ve always longed for and now have. I bet your lawn is much greener than you think. 👀🤗❤️

Thank you for subscribing and giving me a moment of your time. Laughter has always been the best medicine.

Rainbows & lollipops,

Mary

]]><![CDATA[Worst Joke Wednesday]]>https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-142https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-142Wed, 12 Aug 2026 12:18:24 GMTA Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage.

Man in formal attire standing outside four seasons hotel.
Photo by wilson montoya on Unsplash

The Photon replies,

“No, I’m traveling light” 🚀

C, E flat, and G walk into a bar. 🎶🆒

woman in orange dress lying on ground
Photo by pawel szvmanski on Unsplash

The bartender says, “Sorry, no minors” 🔞

Today is the day to have the day you deserve. ❤️❤️❤️

Smile and pass on some laughter.

xox

Mary

]]><![CDATA[Worst Joke Wednesday]]>https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-998https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-998Wed, 05 Aug 2026 13:28:44 GMTI have a joke about paper.
white and black line illustration
Photo by David Maier on Unsplash

It’s tearable. 🫣🫣🫣

This one made me smile. I hope it did the same for you. 🫶

xox

Mary

]]><![CDATA[Worst Joke Wednesday]]>https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-8e4https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-8e4Wed, 29 Jul 2026 22:18:37 GMTThis is the dirtiest joke I know.

It must be shared.

Are you ready?

a small pig laying on top of a pile of dirt
Photo by Georg Krause on Unsplash

A pig fell in the mud.

Now that’s filthy!

Happy Wednesday

xo

Mary

]]><![CDATA[Worst Joke Wednesday]]>https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-7f1https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-7f1Wed, 22 Jul 2026 13:53:27 GMT
Young woman in a blue ballgown holding a bouquet.
Photo by QUINCES PERFECTOS on Unsplash

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?

She kept running away from the ball.

The Muppets Kermit plush toy on gray sofa
Photo by Marcela Rogante on Unsplash

Kermit gets it. Have a great day!

xoxo

Mary

]]><![CDATA[Worst Joke Wednesday]]>https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-966https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-966Wed, 08 Jul 2026 15:25:47 GMT

Why aren’t dogs good dancers?

They have two left feet!

Henry is waiting to cut a rug. Happy Wednesday, all!

Mary xoxo

]]><![CDATA[Worst Joke Wednesday]]>https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-587https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-587Wed, 01 Jul 2026 23:48:15 GMTI know a lot of jokes about retired people; unfortunately, none of them work.

Let us congratulate my dear friend Pam, who has just retired. Thank you for 39 years of service, dedication, hard work, and commitment to the children of Broward County Schools.

Have a happy evening.

xo

Mary

]]><![CDATA[Worst Joke Wednesday]]>https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-459https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-459Thu, 25 Jun 2026 12:48:59 GMT
filed four books
Photo by Hope House Press - Leather Diary Studio on Unsplash

I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia.

She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”

LOL❤️

Happy Day, everyone.

xo Mary

]]><![CDATA[Worst Joke Wednesday]]>https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-0b7https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-0b7Wed, 17 Jun 2026 14:49:23 GMTWhat do you call a hippie’s wife?

multicolored Volkswagen Samba
Photo by Vasilios M on Unsplash

Mississippi.

Happy Wednesday!!

xox

Mary

]]><![CDATA[Worst Joke Wednesday]]>https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-db2https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-db2Wed, 10 Jun 2026 15:45:34 GMTMy teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.

empty classroom with desks and chalkboard
Photo by Ivan Aleksic on Unsplash

I told them, “Just you wait!”🤡🫣🤗

a young deer is looking at the camera
Photo by Martie Bloem on Unsplash

Giggle often and smile, big friends!

xo

Mary

]]><![CDATA[Worst Joke Wednesday]]>https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-ceahttps://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-ceaWed, 27 May 2026 12:26:24 GMTWhy did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
a man walking on a pier holding an umbrella
Photo by David DINTSH on Unsplash


He couldn’t see himself doing it.👀👀👀

A jumper cable walks into a bar.

a woman standing at a bar pouring a drink
Photo by OurWhisky Foundation on Unsplash


The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

What do you get from a pampered cow?

brown cow on green grass field during daytime
Photo by laura adai on Unsplash


Spoiled milk! 🫣🤡🥁

May your week be filled with laughter. Be sure to share a giggle. Smiles are contagious.

xoxox

Mary

]]><![CDATA[Worst Joke Wednesday]]>https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-264https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-264Wed, 20 May 2026 23:19:19 GMT

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

a bug on a log in the water
Photo by Derek Otway on Unsplash

It was the best dam show I ever saw!

Love this one. Have a great night.

Mary

xo

]]><![CDATA[Worst Joke Wednesday]]>https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-db0https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-db0Wed, 13 May 2026 13:24:34 GMTI bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
a close up of a person wearing pink sneakers
Photo by Kadarius Seegars on Unsplash

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Happy Wednesday, all. SMILE BRIGHT,

Mary

]]><![CDATA[Worst Joke Wednesday]]>https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-b94https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-b94Wed, 06 May 2026 13:06:28 GMTMy mother was so surprised when I told her I was born again. She said she didn’t feel a thing!

A skeleton floating in the ocean at sunset
Photo by Shubham Dhage on Unsplash

Have a great week!

xo

Mary

]]><![CDATA[Worst Joke Wednesday]]>https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-0e3https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-0e3Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:07:07 GMTA redneck's father passed away in his sleep. So in the morning, he calls 911 to come pick up the body. The 911 operator told him that she would send someone out right away.

"Where do you live?" asked the operator. He replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."

A paved road curves through a eucalyptus tree lined avenue.
Photo by Santosh Panchal on Unsplash

The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me? There was a long pause, and finally he said, "How 'bout if I drag him over to Oak Street and you pick him up there?"

Giggle, giggle!

Mary

]]><![CDATA[Worst Joke Wednesday]]>https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-0b2https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-0b2Wed, 08 Apr 2026 20:50:50 GMTDid you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body amputated?

He’s all right now.

Roll the Drums painted on wall
Photo by Marija Zaric on Unsplash


Wordplay! Also a tad dark. Have a great week, all.

xo Mary

]]><![CDATA[Worst Joke Wednesday]]>https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-52dhttps://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-52dWed, 01 Apr 2026 18:20:04 GMT
a cup of coffee next to an open book
Photo by Elin Melaas on Unsplash

Why are people tired on April 1?

They just finished a 31-day March. 🦶🦶🦶👀

Happy April Fools ' Day, Passover, and Easter. Have a lovely day.

xox

Mary

]]><![CDATA[Worst Joke Wednesday]]>https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-080https://mgstout.substack.com/p/worst-joke-wednesday-080Wed, 25 Mar 2026 15:23:01 GMT
a pair of blue jeans on a white background
Photo by TuanAnh Blue on Unsplash

Yep! Got this one on Readers Digest. Have a great day.

Mary xox

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