DIANNE VON SECONDSTENSTENBURG!!

This will end well…

Well if Bernie Madoff’s billboard says it’s true it must be true!

I genuinely can’t believe this website is still up

Lemme guess, GarrettLangley.com is next…

Pheobe gates departing a Blade helicopter wearing her own merch in her first public appearance post-scandal.

Child star + Momager + Forbes 30 under 30 recipient = the most unscrupulous shit you can imagine

FOUR BILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS????!!!??!?!

Daniella Pierson all the way down

This is from a “support for Mandy” instagram page that may or may not be run by Mandy herself

Oph.

Infantino’s contractually obligated cutaway

NOT THE UNMARKED BILLS PLS

I’m going to the concession stand, You guys want a refill?

These two are together ALL THE TIME

Nightmare blunt rotation

Sepp Blatter saying I told you so

Take note gentlemen, Laurent Freixe has a shitty watch and can still get THREE GIRLFRIENDS AT ONCE!

Hadley Gamble looking at Putin like a normal journalist

Leg-lengthening Louboutin high-heel pumps!

Hadley posing with the Russian newspaper calling out her “best angle”

Jeff Shell with normal human lips

This picture is brought to you by Jeff’s last can of Just for Men

A more natural looking Jeff at Sun Valley

YUCKIN’ IT UP with the rock

You know this ones printed out on his desk

Jeff’s personal fixer, RJ CIPRIANI

Would you rally around this man if he cheated on his wife with a subcontractor?? I would, honestly.

Joseph Zada - OBVIOUS PONZI SCHEMER!

Christine may not have a passion for fashion but she does have a passion for AAsion???

She was a shortlived co-host on a fashion shark tank show (with Rebecca Minkoff!)

The background of this pic is giving me an aura migraine

Future site of Becca & Robby’s Koi fish rescue / scanctuary

Clinton’s never pass up an opportunity to pose with a fraudster!

The higher the hair the closer to indictment!

I can’t believe the photo journalist who got this shot this is ART!

People have the same reaction when I pull out my balloon animal kit tbh

If this picture doesn’t do it for you, here’s a video

WOW! COOL GUYS!

This is actually very laguna beach coded

It’s never been a better time to scam the government!

We’ve got a real Brewster’s Millions situation on our hands

Two guys that have the chronic need to prove that they are not losers…

This is the billboard that got Palmer Luckey fired from meta… it seems so quaint now!

Palmer and wife and FEET

Baby Larry Ellison - is it wrong to feel bad for him??

THIS GUY FUCKIN’ LOVES A HOT DOG

I don’t need to see any CEOs grippers

David Ellison (daddy in background ready to take control at a moments notice)

With love and light… that’s a REGIONAL JET

You can’t become a billionaire without exploiting a few million people amirite ladies?

We didn’t have a chance to talk about this on the podcast but this was a little nugget I thought was worth committing to the record

Manifest 2023 (Pre orgy, I assume???)

I need to know what happened between 50% - 99%

The founders of Manifold Markets, who unfortunately could NOT pull off an orgy in 2025.

Proof

Well the good thing is we only need one actor to play them both…

I need to know less about Shayne Coplan

William Shockley (center) and his merry band of white men before he went completely nuts

70 percent of the tech firms on the Nasdaq can be traced directly back to the founders and employees of Fairchild

HP employees in the 1990s (aka PUSSIES!!!)

Why are you guys all trying to show us your dogs?

Seriously, WHY

Sad state of affairs of Marc Andreessen’s head

Early Paypal - David Sachs & Peter Theil

BINGO!!! Diane von Furstenberg alert!

Curves that other companies would KILL FOR

One of the worst glow-downs in American History

Shove the lady and the person of color in the back, amirite gents??

Tony, Jared Kushner, and Ivanka Trump outside the delivering happiness bus

Downtown Las Vegas container park - honestly looks very fun

Tony’s fire breathing grasshopper

Airstream park outside Las Vegas

Tony’s Park City home

JGL (a frequent character on the pod) and Tony

Tributes poured out for Tony across the country

These leggings were EVERYWHERE in 2015

Glad we moved on from this being a normal thing to do

Austin’s #1 Horse Girl

Will they or wont they I don’t care just keep me out of it pls

DVF BINGO!!!!

CONS. SEE THROUGH?!!!!

I ain’t reading all that. Happy for you though. Or sorry that happened.

Ashley Merril’s CORPORATE HEADSHOT

Like artistically what is going on here

AHHH!!! What is THISSS. Toddler dress for $120

Jen Shah coded

THE HERO WE DESERVE

Outdoor voices employees walked so starbucks baristas could run

I wish I could have done this at my last job

Horse gurl returns!

Left on read

Horse girls discovers office

I don’t even have a good caption for this lets move on

KEEP THE HORSIES OUT OF THIS

OH SPARE ME

CUTE? I guess? but for $148????

This looks like an American Apparel skirt i wore to the club in 2011 - YOU KNOW WHICH ONE I’M TALKING ABOUT

Outdoor voices in 2025 versus

GandTsport in 2024….

THAT WOULD BE SICK

Honestly would have loved to dine at the Fashion Cafe

What a cool fun boss! (Ed Razek and Karlie Kloss)

Douche Canoe bts at Victorias Secret Fashion Show

Jeffrey Epstein and Les Wexner (From the Birthday book)

80085 (IYKYK)

Stuart Burgdoerfer (Interim CEO, whose family member fliered the Victorias Secret parking lot)

Charles McGuigan, former VS COO, was also in a relationship with a subordinate while overseeing Human Resources

Columbus Bigshots (Jack Kessler, Les Wexner and John G. McCoy. On March 2, 1991.)

They went CRAZY with the feathering sheers

Les Wexner in the early 1970s

The first Limited store, named for its limited stock of inventory

Mommy, Mama, Mamacita

1986, Les celebrating the opening of a new HQ for L brands, the same year he met…

… Jeffrey Epstein

Inside Jeffrey Epstein’s Manhattan townhouse

Les Wexner’s New Albany mansion

Jeffrey Epstein’s house, right down the road

After show pics

OSU President, Ted Carter

Screenshots of emails sent between Chis Pan and OSU(Source: The Rooster)

I’m not reading all that…

WHY DIDN’T ANYONE PULL THE PLUG!?

Billionaire Body - subcategory: slovenly

Steve Wynn, Bobby’s adopted nepo daddy!

TONY HAWK PRO SCATER this game ripped in the 90s

Early Blizzard days - bad smells but good vibes

Honestly seems like a vibe

You don’t see the upshot anymore!! A true lost art

Bobby Kotick’s Beverly Flats mansion WITH a tennis court

Rut Ro

Blizzard walk out after Bobby’s Bombshell

Bobby’s dad and stepmom (from the aftershow)

Johnson & Johnson products used in the Spanish American war in the late 1800s

If you see any dust in the windows report it promptly to Robert Wood Johnson II!!!

The founding Johnson brothers - more about their life can be found in Crazy Rich

1982 Tylenol PSA that Trump saved in his back pocket for use in 2025

Arthur Hayes Jr. aka the most corrupt FDA commissioner of all time

Children’s tasty tylenol - why is his hand so big???

We wouldn’t kill an airport fireman, would we???

This fuckin’ guy (former J&J CEO, Alex Gorsky)

The late Joe Biederman (BOOO! Tomato Tomato Tomato)

It’s giving Subwaytunafacts.com

Pics from the aftershow

Do you guys hate me????

Alex Gorsky (back left) - I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT vibes

LOOK WHO IT IS!!! Next week, we’ll talk about Alex’s good friend BOBBY!!

The writers in the hay day of Time Magazine (post 2 martini lunch)

The graphic design on this is wild tbh

I need this for research purposes

Steve Case in a Gap commercial

Sorry wrong gap commercial - THIS is the gap commercial

Steve Case at the White House Tech Dinner

~~ I CHIME IN WITH WHAT HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OFFF ~~

This scratches an itch somewhere deep in my brain

These were EVERYWHERE in the late 90s

Bill Gates having ZERO interest in buying AOL

Ted Leonsis the arch bishop of AOL

I fuckin’ love a field day I would crush this in 1999

Time Warner Cable developed Netflix YEARS before the app ever hit our smart TVs

Jerry Levin, former CEO of Time Warner, architect of HBO

Daily News covering Jonathan Levin’s horrific murder

Levin and Case celebrating (briefly) after the deal closed

I’d believe Jax finally got a paycheck from his hockey job before I’d believe ANYTHING that comes out of Sam Altman’s mount

The tippy toes is just too much for me to handle in my precarious mental state tbh

Google dusted off the ole big Tobacco playbook and fired AI Researcher Timnit Gebru for doing her job…

Mmmmmm the Colorado River Basin… Refreshing!

Protests against a planned Data Center in Chile

Alexandr Wang, youngest SeLf-mAdE biLLiOnAiRe

Mophat Okinyi, Founder of Techworker Community Africa

Don’t judge guys… at the time (2004) this was actually a very cool look

Do we bring it back? No right? Wait… no right?

Paul Graham (front row standing, furthest right) next to Sam Altman. Jessica Livingston is the furthest left standing.

Founders of Open AI

Get you a man who looks at you like John Kennedy looks at Sam Altman (full clip here)

Cursed selfie upon Sam’s return to Open AI

Fucking knock it off dude

Sam Altman (CEO of Open AI) and Spencer Rascoff (note the hight difference)

EXPLAIN YOURSELVES!!!

The first computerized matchmaking service in 1965!

Women lining up to submit their matches for Operation Match

A screenshot from Match.com in 2011 - not a facetune in sight

The founders of the most popular online dating services - notice anything???

Tinder launch party thrown at Justin Mateen’s parents house in Beverley Hills. You had to download Tinder to get into the party.

Millenials loved a turtleneck bathing suit.

Sean Rad & parents at their Bel Air mansion. Note rich looking dog.

Tinder’s first pitch deck

Sean and Rosette both sobbed after this party.

Three hot best friends (probably around 2012/2013 based on the iphone quality)

Movie Villain Barry Diller

Beep Beep!!

Texts between Sean and Whitney

Sean RIGHT after being fired from Tinder, about to go on stage at Forbes 30 under 30

Sean RIGHT after being fired from Tinder, about to go on stage at Forbes 30 under 30

Tinder twitter meltdown after the Nanci Jo Sales article

Match Group’s IPO (Sean Rad to left, Greg Blatt center)

Bernard Kim (aka Fairly odd parent)

Do you see it?

Frank’s website said they had 4m+ users, Exhibit from USA V. Charlie Javice

Franks pitch deck as sent to banks from Exhibit from USA V. Charlie Javice

Charlie’s OpEd that was extremely wrong

The EIGHT SENTENCE CORRECTION that’s currently on this article

From Charlie Javice’s PoverUp Tumblr page…

Frank offered a service that supposedly helped kids get access to CARES act funding, but it was bullshit

Texts between Charlie and Olivier, which were not admitted in court.

After Charlie got scooped up from Teeterboro and charged with fraud

JUDGE PEE PAW is 91 YEARS OLD

SLAY!!!

NO CRUMBS!!

CRUMBS EVERYWHERE!!!