<![CDATA[Hambone Littletail]]>https://samhambonemitchell.substack.comhttps://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2whk!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe0eee23c-55d0-48ad-94c3-02b25a678eaf_1200x1200.jpegHambone Littletailhttps://samhambonemitchell.substack.comSubstackTue, 01 Sep 2026 08:02:52 GMT<![CDATA[Hambone Littletail Gets a Call From a Bill Collector]]>https://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/hambone-littletail-gets-a-call-fromhttps://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/hambone-littletail-gets-a-call-fromMon, 31 Aug 2026 18:37:53 GMTI guess I will get a call from Casella Garbage in a year from now. Fuck bill collectors.

]]><![CDATA[What Real Doomers Are Doing to “Take Action” While All the Helpless Victims Are Doomscrolling All Day in Their Underwear, Whining About How Fucked They Are]]>https://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/what-real-doomers-are-doing-to-takehttps://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/what-real-doomers-are-doing-to-takeMon, 31 Aug 2026 18:06:09 GMTLet’s see what this two hundred bucks buys me over the next few years.

]]><![CDATA[How to Save a Bridge in the End Times]]>https://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/how-to-save-a-bridge-in-the-end-timeshttps://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/how-to-save-a-bridge-in-the-end-timesMon, 31 Aug 2026 17:41:01 GMTIt would have been simpler to cut the fucking dead tree down BEFORE building the bridge beneath it, but all is well that ends well, I guess.

]]><![CDATA[A Fear-Strangled Doomerpussy Goes Scrounging For Food as Godzilla El Nino Bears Down on Planet]]>https://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/a-fear-strangled-doomerpussy-goeshttps://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/a-fear-strangled-doomerpussy-goesSun, 30 Aug 2026 23:50:40 GMTI hope I can make it another week before the global famine kicks in.

]]><![CDATA[Some Rare Good News In the Enshittocene as Mom and Pop Planet Eaters Cut a Deal With the Limp-Dick Lefty Eco-Pussies]]>https://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/some-rare-good-news-in-the-enshittocenehttps://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/some-rare-good-news-in-the-enshittoceneSat, 29 Aug 2026 00:44:11 GMTScore one for mom and pop planet eaters, the lifeblood of America. Fuck those little limp-dick lefty eco-pussies for trying to “save the planet.”

]]><![CDATA[Why You Don’t Have Any Apples on Your Apple Tree]]>https://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/why-you-dont-have-any-apples-on-yourhttps://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/why-you-dont-have-any-apples-on-yourThu, 27 Aug 2026 11:55:26 GMTThis is your manic master gardener trying to figure out why Sandy doesn’t have any apples on her apple trees. Thanks for reminding me, Aaron.

]]><![CDATA[In One Word, What is the Core Problem Causing Every Other Problem on the Planet?]]>https://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/in-one-word-what-is-the-core-problemhttps://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/in-one-word-what-is-the-core-problemThu, 27 Aug 2026 11:35:12 GMTThis is a real brain teaser for any Doomer with half a brain, so why is it such a difficult concept to understand?

]]><![CDATA[A Crusty Old Doomer Sets Out to Make a Cute Puppy Video, Ends Up Meeting His Future Dinner]]>https://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/a-crusty-old-doomer-sets-out-to-makehttps://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/a-crusty-old-doomer-sets-out-to-makeWed, 26 Aug 2026 22:47:20 GMTI guess in Korea, they would throw the puppy into the stewpot, too.

]]><![CDATA[A Child-Phobic Crusty Old Doomer Plans Christmas in Hell]]>https://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/a-child-phobic-crusty-old-doomerhttps://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/a-child-phobic-crusty-old-doomerTue, 25 Aug 2026 22:34:37 GMTThis oughta be a classic rant the day after Christmas. Set your calendars for it.

]]><![CDATA[A Clueless Luddite Boomer Doomer Takes the “Daily Challenge”]]>https://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/a-clueless-luddite-boomer-doomerhttps://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/a-clueless-luddite-boomer-doomerTue, 25 Aug 2026 22:20:38 GMTGet these motherfuckers out of our lives!

]]><![CDATA[Giant Mutant Flowers Blooming Over the Collapse of Everything]]>https://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/giant-mutant-flowers-blooming-overhttps://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/giant-mutant-flowers-blooming-overTue, 25 Aug 2026 14:56:17 GMTNobody said a planet’s death rattle could not be beautiful.

]]><![CDATA[“The Population Bomb Already Went Off”: Dr. Sofia Pineda Ochoa]]>https://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/the-population-bomb-already-wenthttps://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/the-population-bomb-already-wentTue, 25 Aug 2026 02:37:57 GMTIn this rant, we hear from “Greenwashed” creator, Dr. Sofia Pineda Ochoa, preaching to the tiny choir of “environmentalists” who still have the balls to talk about the single biggest environmental problem on the planet, bar none: human overpopulation. Here is the link to her new essay on Substack titled,

Reality Check: We’re Still Overpopulated—And It’s Still A Problem

I am too much of a Luddite to provide the link, but I am sure you can figure it out.

]]><![CDATA[An Old Boomer Doomer Meets Up With Several Young Folks Who Have No Clue How Fucked They Are]]>https://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/an-old-boomer-doomer-meets-up-withhttps://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/an-old-boomer-doomer-meets-up-withMon, 24 Aug 2026 15:42:50 GMTOne reason not to get involved with anyone under the age of forty.

]]><![CDATA[A Visit From a Fox on a Klonapin Saturday Night in the End Times]]>https://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/a-visit-from-a-fox-on-a-klonapinhttps://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/a-visit-from-a-fox-on-a-klonapinSun, 23 Aug 2026 14:37:04 GMTNever know yho is going to be passing through

]]><![CDATA[The Only Thing About Texas I Still Miss After All These Years]]>https://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/the-only-thing-about-texas-i-stillhttps://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/the-only-thing-about-texas-i-stillSat, 22 Aug 2026 23:00:38 GMTThis is my buddy, Randy Collier, leading a rousing rendition of “Donut Man” at the 2022 Old Settlers Music Festival, outside of Austin, Texas. Doomers could learn something here. BTW, that is Yerz Trooly on harmonica honking it up at four a.m.

]]><![CDATA[Why Any Serious Student of UFOs and Space Aliens Continue to be Made Laughing Stocks by Clueless Morons]]>https://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/why-any-serious-student-of-ufos-andhttps://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/why-any-serious-student-of-ufos-andSat, 22 Aug 2026 22:42:58 GMTThis is my comment about the latest article on Medium.com about “space aliens”:

It is this kind of unadulterated horseshit tripe that continues to make laughing stocks out of those of us trying to have a serious discussion regarding one of the biggest stories, if not THE biggest story, in the history of our species (well, after the accelerating collapse of Planet Earth, anyway). This is plainly a cheap doll, no doubt made in China, and sold at K-Mart at Halloween. To even suggest otherwise is to show such a stunning lack of discernment, critical thinking, and plain old common sense, that I am truly embarrassed for anyone sinking to such a moronic level.

]]><![CDATA[“I Want to Celebrate My Wife’s Body in Your Beautiful Cabin”]]>https://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/i-want-to-celebrate-my-wifes-bodyhttps://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/i-want-to-celebrate-my-wifes-bodyFri, 21 Aug 2026 00:48:26 GMTOkay, I’m going to give this comment the benefit of the doubt that it was a clueless AI bot confusing the words “body” and “birthday,” but who the fuck knows anymore?

]]><![CDATA[Are Donald Trump and AI Bots Liars or Bullshitters? There Is a Difference]]>https://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/are-donald-trump-and-ai-bots-liarshttps://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/are-donald-trump-and-ai-bots-liarsFri, 21 Aug 2026 00:24:17 GMTAs even that master bullshitter, Alex Jones, must admit: a broken clock is right twice a day.

]]><![CDATA[An Asshole “Climate Change Denier” Calls Out Climate Alarmist Doomers Who Don’t Check Their Facts Before Spewing Their Bullshit]]>https://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/an-asshole-climate-change-denierhttps://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/an-asshole-climate-change-denierThu, 20 Aug 2026 14:24:34 GMTI am trying to get five of my fellow Doomers to call me an asshole before I have breakfast, so I can reach my daily quotient before throwing myself into the morass of clueless fucking moron assholes and bitches that I will have to suffer today.

]]><![CDATA[Terror-Strangled Sheeple Stampeding Over Planet Fear as Enshittocene Deepens]]>https://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/terror-strangled-sheeple-stampedinghttps://samhambonemitchell.substack.com/p/terror-strangled-sheeple-stampedingThu, 20 Aug 2026 02:05:31 GMTWhen, exactly, did we become a planet of such fear-strangled pussies?

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