I hope that link works🥲

1. If I'm attending an event or a party, and there's a game session, my heart would just start beating fast 😭. I'd just be thinking “what if they fail?”😭 Game wey be say no be me dey play am oohh😹. Also when someone is presenting something, I just always imagine if they get something wrong….I know I'm not the only one abi?😭✋

2. So yes, I'm an overthinker….. or so I think🥲🥲

3. I hate Physics, Maths, Chemistry…and anything that wants to look like it. My spirit just hates it. Everything within me hates it . And if you like any of these subjects, with all due respect, you're not feeling fine 😭

4. I'm hungry🥲😭😹

5. I'm an extrovert around some people…the ones that match my energy and understand me(at least, a little)🥲. I'm an introvert when I want to be (usually around people who don't bring out my “extrovertedness”)🥲😹

6. Many many manyyyy mannyyy people have told me that I'm weird… And I always take it as a compliment😹😭✋😌🫴

7. I don't read till it's a week and a night to the exams😭🥲😌✋😹. Na me be thatttt!! 😹

8. I love basketball and volleyball!! And LeBron and Stephen!!😌🫴

9. I love sports like maaaddd!!!😌 I'm a sporty abi na sports person… but I don't really like playing because I'm afraid of having injuries🥲🥲. I play football, volleyball, basketball, handball, I do athletics too🥲. I've played tennis but with roll-on ball… So yes, I play tennis too😌😹🫴

10. I love green apples and pineapples 🥲🥲✨

11. Sometimes I'm shyyyyyyyyyyy 😭… I don't even know sef😭😹

12. I'm afraid of flights 😭….maybe because I overthink😭🥲💔

13. I'm not free with my family… 😭. I am more “myself” around my friends than my family…it's not like I'd be pretending around my friends oohh….but the real me is when I'm with my friends 😹🥲🥲

14. I love Akwaibom like this ehnnnn…😹😹. Yes, I'm from there🥲🥲

15. I want to meet with Akwaman, and be part of his crew. Oh my goodness gracious dayssss goossshhhhh 😭 🥲 🥲 😹 (you don't even understand 😭💔)

16. I can stay without allowance just because I don't like asking my parents for money😭. I know they have the money but I don't like asking them😭😭… I just feel like they've done so much for me already 🥲🥲💔

17. I have the most annoying siblings in the world😭😭😭💔😹🤧🤧

18. I love taking photos 🌚🌚!!! Not photos of me oohhh 😭…I mean the sky and just different things🥲🥲🥲

19. I always want someone to do me something so I can beat the hell out of them…. like I really wan show say I get girl power😹😹🥲

20. I really love babies….(Those fine ones ooh 🥲.. not the otherwise 🥲)

21. You see all those videos that girls would do and be moving the phones and their heads up and down… they'd be moving their lips to a song that is playing (because I know that one is not lip syncing 😹)… Omo I no like that thing oohhh 😹. I hate it with passion!! 😭 Even the ones that boys do (boys, you know how you guys do naaa😹)… I HATE ITTTTT 😭

22. I don't think I'd ever wear a wig in my life 😹..or fix nails or lashes or do makeup🥲. I detest them and I'm not a fan🙂

23. All that glitters na me 😌✋🌚🫴✨

24. I'm a very wonderful person, and if you no like me, e mean say you no like better thing. I kid you not!! 😌✋🌚✨

25. I'm very unpredictable, guyyyyyyyyy😹!!! E good make I dey like that make dem no know my next move🥲😹😌🫴

26. I don't use Snapchat🙂… except for photos and videos with that big mouth filter 🌚

27. Inasmuch as I detest relationships and “love”, I don already plan my marriage for my head 😭. You gett!!! 😭🥲🥲 Delulu is the only solulu🥲😹

28. It pains me so much how I dance so good in my head..but when it's time for the dance to come to pass, e get as e go dey😭😹💔.. honestly, I can dance 😭 🥲 🥲

29. Inasmuch as wrestling is “fake", I still watch it, and I love it🥲. I love Roman Reigns and the Usos, too🌚✋✨

30. I'm in love with the British accent like madddd 🥲 and if I can speak it ehnnnn…nobody go hear word🥲😹😭

31. My skincare product na anointing oil oohh 😹. I kid you not. In school, I use anointing oil. At home, I don't rub cream at all😹. Nothing concern me…my skin still fresh pass some people wey dey do skincare 😹

32. I don't watch anime🥲

33. And for the foods I'm not a fan of…boiled yam. Fat fried yam. Beans(sometimes). Bread. Popcorn. Shawarma. Pizza. Plantain. Potato. Akara. Moi moi. Tea. Cake(sometimes). Chocolate. The list is definitely longer than this…but I promise you guys, I love food😭✋😹🥲🥲

34. I just always be so happy when it's Sunday🥲✨

35. I love eating party rice or wedding rice or any food from an event😭….e dey sweet me dieeeee 😹 🥲

36. There's a creature that has been calling me since (on Snapchat) and I'm going to block him after now 🥲🌚. E be like say na all these Pakistan people wey dey use Snapchat😭)

37. My mummy is the best at answering questions with questions😭. “Mummy where are you going?" “Is that why you've not had your bath since morning??" 😭😭😭

38. Wetin concern me sef no concern me.. talkless of wetin no concern me.✋🥲

Hopefully, there'd be a part three🥲🥲✨

But my real name is Anita🥲😝

1. I love horror and action movies, but I stopped watching horror movies because I feel like it would make me go to hell😭

1. If I text you and you don't reply, omorr ehnn….over the bar for you oohhhhhh!!! You don enter my black list😭

2. I love football… but I hate all these football banters and argument and stuff. You can never see me where they're arguing football, because I will just vex😭. Something will make me vex😭. I've blocked someone because of this thing before😭

3. I don't like tight spaces.
   I fit faint. Abi na claustrophobia una dey call am?😭🥲
   

4. More like the one before it, I don't like touches😭. Please don't hug me. Don't hold my face. Don't even blow me any nonsense kiss😭. Shame go just catch me…and I fit even slap you 😭. Exceppttt my heart and spirit just permits you….🤧

5. I love texting with emojis…

Except I chose not to….maybe because I don't like you🥲

1. You see all those names that girls call their fellow girls, or those names that people would call someone close to them… all those “babes", “dear", “my love",… .. abegggggg my name na Anita😭. Don't call me those names biko😭… I won't even answer you 🤧

2. I hate when someone tells me " hi” or " hey” or " hwfr”…If you see me on the road(which is very rare), Abe no tell me “hi". Greet me good morning, good afternoon, or good evening. Don't enter my dm and be telling me “hey". Hey that what??? Na me be hey? 😭🤧

3. I'm an “extralettersholic" 🥲🥲. Omorr. Good morninggggg. Mummyyyyy. Dadddyyyyy. Yessssssssss. Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.🥲🌚

4. I love food😭. I love eating. But I don't always have strength to cook😭….

5. I'm slim, so when people ask where all the food I eat is going to, I tell them it's going to my brain cells😭. You wan shade me ke??? You dey craze?!!!😭😹

6. “It's not funny." Na once I go laugh the real laugh 😭. I laugh a lot abegggggg😹…but it sha depends 🥲

7. If you don't understand my sarcasm, watch your back!!!! I fit kill you

8. I don't like shawarma and pizza and burger and tea and all those rubbish that you people eat😭…

9. I can eat indomie and spaghetti for a living🥲

10. I love PARFAIT!!!!

11. I LOVE YOGHURT AND SUYA AND PORK MEAT😭

12. I no dey commot house….party oohhh. Outing oohh. You no go see me. My parents won't allow me. And I won't even have strength😭😹🥲

13. I don't normally have strength.

14. I'm not lazy. I'm just always on energy saving mode😭

15. I don't like when the praise leader brings up a song that makes people dance waist dance, or in my words, " holy twerking.” I'd just stand like stick and clap my hands because you want to mock meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee??😭🤧

16. I'm the first daughter and first child. So na me be dishwasher. Washing machine. Chef. Babysitter to grown children. Vacuum cleaner… .and more.

17. I don't like nonsense 😭

18. I can send you 100 texts at different times of the day and nothing dey my heart. I dey normal. E go do you like say I like you… but fun fact? You dey craze😭😭😹… but, but, but… You must reply all 100texts😭

19. I WHOLEHEARTEDLY LOVE KYLIAN HATTRICK MBAPPEEEEEEE and JUDE BELLINGHAM 🥲

20. I prefer cold to heat😭. If I'm sleeping and NEPA just takes light,or the place suddenly becomes very hot, I'm waking up oohhh😭. Wetin I dey sleep?😭🤧

21. I don't care😹

22. I love Akwaman 🥲❤️‍🩹

23. I'm funny. And I know ittttt,😭🥲😹

24. I love France and England national team🥲❤️‍🩹✨

25. I really want to be a Jack of all trades and a master of all😭

26. I'm a Duolingo dropout 🥲

27. I love my family!❤️‍🩹✨

28. I love Substack.

29. “She's quiet." Na me. “You talk too much." Na still me

30. 😹

31. I'm a yapper😹

32. I'm not normal 🌚

33. I prefer goofy pictures to normal poses 🙄

34. I really want to make heaven 😭

35. I think better than I write, and write better than I speak…or vice versa. Anyhow abegggggg 😭

36. I repeat, I hate nonsense 😭

37. Wetin concern me sef no concern me…talkless of wetin no concern me 😹

38. I no dey easily forget things oohhh!!!!🥲

Lemme end here first. Substack is telling me something about “an error has occurred.." and bla bla bla something about their website”😭

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Before I forget…

1. I cannot tell someone” I love you”. Not even my parents😭. I don't just know how to say it 😭🥲

Oya byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee🥲

Part 2 is coming up…. amen!!!🥲✨

Also, this laptop can’t auto-capitalize so there’d be mixes!

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I just saw something as I was viewing someone’s WhatsApp status and I’d like to point it out. THE IDEA OF USING AI TO GENERATE BIRTHDAY MESSAGES OR WISHES, IN GENERAL, FOR PEOPLE!!!

Oh my goodness gracious dayyyysssss (like 12 crying emojis)!!!!!

Don’t try me oohhh (another crying emoji)

To be very very verrrrryyyyyyyyyy honest, I can identify any text that is AI generated and trust me, I won’t read it. even if it’s for me on my birthday or anything! I wont read it (crying emoji and blowing nose emoji and that other one that the two eyes will be up up)

because what do you mean, everyone is writing:

• As you step into this new year, may….

• Cheers/here’s to more laughter, more wins, and more reasons to celebrate you

• From our this to our that (e.g from our shared laughter and inside jokes to moments of encouragement and genuine friendship)

OH MY GODDDDDD!!! (like 22 crying emojis and that sneezing emoji abi na blowing nose emoji)

JUST SCATTER MY HEAD!

BURST MY BRAIN!! (crying emoji again)

(omor I don too cry)…..(laughing emoji)

I dont think this thing pains and annoys anyone the way it does, to me. Just write that text that is in your headdd!!!!! Write it. It’s going to be beautiful when someone else reads it.

Don’t EVER come near me with an AI generated text. You no get shame? You no get sense???? (multiple crying emojis)

No matter how daft you are, or you may be, or you may seem to be, you can type “happy birthday.” I promise you can!

How much more are we gonna take?

How many nights do we have to lie awake?

How many tears are we gonna cry?

We can wish until the well runs dry…

But what happens when the sky above runs out of every single shooting star?

And what if every good intention’s only meant to go so far?

Only love,

Only love can save us now,

Keep the world from burning down, down, down,

To the ground, ground, ground…

Only love,

Can look inside the human heart

And see us for who we are

And who we are would be enough…

If only there was only love.

• * * * * * * * * * * *

Oh well, this is a song. Written by Jordan Smith.

Y'all should go listen to it. I promise you'd love it😭

I just wrote it here because of the lyrics. I love ‘em like madddd🤭❤️!

Yeah and actually, what would happen when the sky above runs out of every single shooting star?

but cherish the old.

Each breath washes me in nostalgia;

and reminds me of things I let go.

Wishing to be forever young,

so I can play in the rain,

and not go to school when I have a cough,

to get that barbie doll set,

and to act dramas with my fellas.

But,

but,

but....

That’s the old.

The old which I cherish.

Craving newness now,

because I’ve lived the old already.

To make money and go for a shopping spree,

to travel round the world,

to eat what and how I like.

But right now,

I see myself nowhere but in between;

where I cannot play in the rain,

nor spend my money.

Where a cough can’t cost me one school day,

nor travel the world.... On my own.

When I was young,

I did those things.

When I grow up,

I’d love those things;

To do them. To be them. To act them. To wear them. To go them places.

I’m here.

Where I can’t rush things.

Like to reverse, and go to the past,

Or to blast off into the future.

So what would I be doing?

Somebody tell me.

I’d probably have to just live life.

Go with the flow.

Enjoy every moment. Make memories.

And repeat the cycle....

Only while I still crave newness, but cherish the old!

“Have you ever had a boyfriend?”

“Have you had your first kiss?”

You know all my answers?

“ No.” All my answers were “NO!”

They were kind of like shocked or something.

I didn’t react in anyway I didn’t expect. I know they saw it somehow and kind of so “abnormal”...

But the main part? All those things don’t matter. So, they’re totally unnecessary.

I told them “it’s not necessary.”

Yes. I did. I said that.

Because what’s the use?

The people I’ve told, know it. I hope it still makes sense to them as much as it did when I first told them.

No overthinking.

No stress.

No ‘heartbreak’

No unnecessary spams...

Just you, yourself, and your life.

(You could add your family and God if you wish to).

But to me? Personally? I don’t do such relationships.

I don’t fancy them.

I don’t consider them.

I really see it as unnecessary and not normal.

Because can’t you just think straight for once?

You won’t marry the person.! 🤧😭

You’re wasting your time, energy, resources, your normal thinking, and your LIFE!

You could actually do something more important and necessary and productive!!!

Having a boyfriend and or a girlfriend is totally a WASTE!! It actually is🥲🫴🏻

Don’t even ever think you guys would marry.

Especially when you both are young.

By young, I mean, are still teenagers or whatever...!

In essence, and in all.....

A word is enough for the wise. But this is more than a word. Sooooo,,,, it should definitely be more than enough. (Remember, only for the wise😹🫴🏻)

This would make no sense to some people....and to others? It’d make a lot of sense.

I’ve done “lectures” to people and this topic is really deepy deepy deep deep deep!🥲😹

Yes. Leave it like that biko😹

(I mean the lecture part🫴🏻)

Omorr peace be unto you all abeg🥲✌🏼

I hope I don't get crucified for this.

It's just my opinion. My thoughts. And I don't hide them😭

I know we are humans and we can't blame our feelings and emotions for doing just their thing. But me? I can't. I just can't 😭!!

~🎀⭐🎀

I asked God for strength, that I might achieve.

I was made weak, that I might learn humbly to obey.

I asked for health, that I might do greater things.

I was given infirmity, that I might do better things.

I asked for riches, that I might be happy.

I was given poverty, that I might be wise.

I asked for power, that I might have the praise of men.

I was given weakness, that I might feel the need of God.

I asked for all things, that I might enjoy life.

I was given life, that I might enjoy all things.

I got nothing I asked for

>>>>but everything I had hoped for.

Almost despite myself,

my unspoken prayers were answered.

I, among all men,

am most richly blessed!

~⭐🎀 ⭐