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Mind Playing Tricks | Obama Deportations. Bigfoot Callers. Moon Meme Debate | HAKE Fri 8/7/26

James Anton Hake — Fri, 07 Aug 2026 20:29:24 GMT

Obama’s “deportations.” America’s protection. Is Bigfoot a cryptid, interdimensional, or imaginary? What is the spiritual world? Moon zoom-in: plane vs ISS space denier propaganda meme discussion.

The Hake Report, Friday, August 7, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start, The Fallen State TV, Disclaimer, Ads
(0:13:06) Moon silhouette meme
(0:14:18) Intro: AJ Gallardo. 🎶 s/o Get a Job
(0:16:39) Jeff: Obama’s numbers. USA protecting world. 📞
(0:25:34) Obama numbers per Grok
(0:29:54) Terri: Scott Carpenter, Crytpids, Bigfoot, spiritual activity 📞
(0:49:04) Terri: Haunting, “Am I crazy?” Parents never married, “b****rd”
(0:53:58) Terri: Scott Carpenter Christian, Bigfoot are Nephilim
(0:55:34) Brady: Nephilim, Giant of Kandahar, I have 150lb arrowheads 📞
(1:05:36) Brady: .22 revolver works!
(1:10:21) Rob: Moon meme: Plane, ISS 📞
(1:35:04) Rob: BitChute astronaut footage
(1:40:08) Michael & Superchats 📞
(1:52:52) Brandi: Another Bigfooter tip 📞 Bye!

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/8/7/hake-fri-8726

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/8/7/jlp-fri-8726

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“Peace Being Robbed from Earth” | 2A Wisdom. Evolution & Bible. Mind Conditioning | HAKE Thu 8/6/26

James Anton Hake — Thu, 06 Aug 2026 19:48:09 GMT

Twin Falls In-N-Out & Second Amendment discussion. “Peace is being robbed from the earth.” Modern-Day Debate: Evolution compatible with Bible? Celsius vs Fahrenheit. Moon, ISS, & plane meme again.

The Hake Report, Thursday, August 6, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer
(0:04:45) Shoutout: Members, Modern Day-Debate 💰
(0:06:09) Nice space drawings. Sun footage
(0:10:02) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶
(0:11:37) Twin Falls, ID, In-N-Out (Wikipedia)
(0:19:01) 2013 Joe Biden on shotgun vs AR-15 🎥
(0:21:17) Tyler in IA: Gun-free zones? Iowa, Lincoln Lewis. 📞
(0:29:01) David: Biden the meme. Shotgun history 📞
(0:31:56) David: Crimes in FL and elsewhere
(0:37:23) David: 13yo daughter story; More stories, speculation
(0:46:24) David: Peace being robbed from Earth
(0:51:31) Brady: Quit distilled spirits, origin of term 📞
(0:57:57) Brady: Wear it on your hip; Lake Mead, Mojave
(1:04:53) Upbeat Americana, “It’s Time...” Thanks, Jake! 🎶
(1:09:35) Allen: .22. Evolution. Degradation. Old days vs now 📞
(1:24:16) Coco: Went out recently 📞
(1:32:01) Michael: Celsius over Fahrenheit. C’mon, Jermaine! 📞
(1:37:40) Supers & shoutouts 💰
(1:41:47) William 7: Strayed Catholic; Children & God’s laws 📞
(1:50:20) Rob: Planes per football field, ISS & moon 📞
(1:54:16) Outro 👋

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/8/6/hake-thu-8626

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/8/6/jlp-thu-8626

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Would You Fire Him? | $10 Icy Drink. Moon Crash. Ghost Stories. Judging Trump | HAKE Wed 8/5/26

James Anton Hake — Wed, 05 Aug 2026 19:57:20 GMT

AI on arson suspect. Work won’t reimburse my drink! Caller’s sasquatch calls. Moon crash, ISS, & satellite denial. Haunted house and broken toes. Expectations and judgment on Trump.

The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 5, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer
(0:02:58) Arson suspect, AI hallucination
(0:13:41) Intro: Thanks, Jake! 🎶
(0:15:16) Jermaine bought drink cuz no A/C, no reimbursement! 📞
(0:39:46) Allen: JLP books. Voter ladies power tripping? 📞
(0:48:56) Alex: Crack passenger windows 📞
(0:52:53) Alex on In-N-Out shooting
(0:58:55) Alex Sasquatch calls; Stone Cold Steve Austin
(1:00:19) Rob: Ball moon? Falcon 9 crash? Explain that! 📞
(1:16:58) Brady: Space, demons, broken toes, hockey 📞
(1:35:50) Supers & chat shoutouts 💰
(1:39:04) Coffees: Expectations on Trump. Tax news, MO, CA 💰
(1:46:06) Popcorn: Trump leeway? BLM’s effect on the soul 💰
(1:50:51) Shawn: Vernon Jordan: Vernon Can Read! 📞
(1:54:17) Outro 👋

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/8/5/hake-wed-8526

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/8/5/jlp-wed-8526

🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/8/5/punchie-tv-ep-099nbsp

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Fight Evil, Make It Worse | Take No Stand? AI on Immigration. Aisha on Muhammad | HAKE Tue 8/4/26

James Anton Hake — Tue, 04 Aug 2026 19:47:06 GMT

YouTube & X glitch. Duplicity: Iran or Trump reflecting pool? “Zenny Tuesday”: Hake won’t take a stand. Should he? Illegal population growth 1980-2016, per AI. Aisha narrated Hadiths about Muhammad!

The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 4, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Very rough start / Disclaimer
(0:05:29) Popcorn: BLM support? Deny Christ? AI info?
(0:07:51) Duplicitous Iran? Reflecting Pool fail?
(0:15:45) Intro: Good morning, James! 🎶
(0:16:51) Zenny: Tariff refunds; Trump, Biden, Obama immigration 📞
(0:40:15) Brandon: You won’t take a stance 📞
(1:01:15) Cal: Patience. History. Christianity. 📞
(1:11:16) Cal: Odyssey?
(1:14:17) Supers: Never BLM? Illegal fact check. 💰
(1:26:19) Anthony: Aisha my fave Muslim told on Muhammad 📞
(1:35:27) Anthony: Miracle marriage? Joseph Smith. Polygamy?
(1:39:39) Anthony: Satisfied with Trump
(1:40:57) Brady: Don’t defend Muhammad & Lindsey Graham 📞
(1:50:20) John in KY: You think Trump can do no wrong, he has an ego 📞
(1:53:38) Outro 👋

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/8/4/hake-tue-8426

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/8/4/jlp-tue-8426

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Men's History Theories | We Do Bigfoot Calls. Moon Crash. BLM Bodycams. 47's Term? | HAKE Mon 8/3/26

James Anton Hake — Mon, 03 Aug 2026 19:25:06 GMT

It’s August! Midge patties. Rate our sasquatch noises: 1-10? SpaceX to crash into Moon on accident! Caller laughs at terrible bodycam story! BLM Q’s. Trump-Iran: in over his head? 1 in 3 Dems pro-DSA?

The Hake Report, Monday, August 3, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer
(0:04:21) Intro: Hey, guys!
(0:08:36) Alex: mosquito burgers 🦟
(0:13:35) Alex: Sasquatch calls 🫈
(0:15:38) News: anti-weaponization fund and weaponization history
(0:21:15) Brady: Bigfoot call. 📞
(0:29:40) David: “Snake” found “Dack”; Capricorn One 📞
(0:38:33) David shoutout to men who built bridges, buildings
(0:43:42) News.... Greece
(0:46:56) SpaceX rocket to crash into the moon 🌖
(0:52:55) Bobby: Moon rang like a bell. Antarctica conspiracies 📞
(0:58:11) Bobby: Men’s History: Floyd-inspired bodycams
(1:06:41) X live finally smh
(1:08:01) Popcorn: BLM confusion 💰
(1:16:43) Jamie on control and George Floyd tee 💰
(1:19:28) Hessian Hyena: 💰
(1:26:22) Belgian Malinois 🐕
(1:32:45) John: James 1 out of 10. Alex: 8. 📞
(1:34:28) John: War with Iran: Trump in over his head?
(1:41:53) Naysayers don’t know! Bibi may be right. Boomers too!
(1:46:19) Popcorn follow-up on BLM & JLP 💰
(1:48:41) Rick: Church topic: If someone spit in your face 📞
(1:53:53) Outro 👋

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/8/3/hake-mon-8326

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/8/3/jlp-mon-8326

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Real American Heroes | Dr. Fauci, Charlie Kirk, History, Friends, American Way | HAKE Fri 7/31/26

James Anton Hake — Fri, 31 Jul 2026 19:00:42 GMT

Last day of July history. Drama: Dr. Fauci pleads the 5th. Tyler Robinson–Charlie Kirk trial. Wife & 6 children. American way: Live outside means? Lifeguard hero. Inaccuracy in the direction of truth?

The Hake Report, Friday, July 31, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer
(0:01:30) Super surge in spain 💰
(0:13:34) Intro: Hey, guys! Arachnophobia, Tarantula Hawk 🎶
(0:17:06) Mr. Pink: Dr. Fauci 📞
(0:32:09) Mr. Pink: Tyler Robinson
(0:36:55) Mr. Pink: Hake conspiracies
(0:38:47) Bobby: Muhammad defense, Aisha 📞
(0:45:58) Bobby: Charlie Kirk’s “friend”
(0:49:12) Bobby: SAVE Act, US-Israel collab
(0:51:31) David: Muslims, Gov’t, Ladies 📞
(0:57:05) David: Led Zeppelin story. RIP John Bonham
(0:59:55) David: Jerry “Mad Dog” Shriver; David “The Ghost” Casper
(1:02:23) David: Father, wife, six children; American Way
(1:05:13) David: Fauci pleading the 5th, “caring”
(1:08:36) David: Obama era Great Depression
(1:09:32) David: 5th grade friend story; review
(1:14:38) Supers 💰
(1:18:18) CLIP: Future Prez on AI 🎥
(1:20:28) Super continue
(1:24:55) CLIP: Hero lifeguard video 🎥
(1:26:51) Popcorn: Defunded the police?
(1:30:40) Popcorn: Breitbart
(1:32:58) Other supers... TFS next
(1:38:09) Rob: Kary B Mullis 📞
(1:41:07) Rob: FE: Sun & moon. Charlie Kirk: “alive”?
(1:44:08) Ronnie: Spheres? Jesus’ prayer. Thomas Paine 📞
(1:48:21) Brady: Love Grandpas & Palestinians, Fauci 📞
(1:51:49) Allen: JLP. Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz. NOT Newton! 📞
(1:54:42) Outro 👋

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/31/hake-fri-73126

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/31/jlp-fri-73126

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Can-Do Sad Pill | Ella Langley, Colin Gray, Trump Haters, Sasquatch, Stick Horse | HAKE Thu 7/30/26

James Anton Hake — Thu, 30 Jul 2026 19:50:33 GMT

Congrats Ella Langley. Trump black-pillers all doom & gloom over Iran. “Kill a few chickens to scare the monkeys.” Colin Gray sentenced in son Colt’s crime. Celebrate hobby horses & Sasquatch calls.

The Hake Report, Thursday, July 30, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer
(0:02:41) X started late. FE disk (spelling?) YT member emoji sticker
(0:06:30) WHM... Jake Hudson, Ella Langley, Colin Gray
(0:11:01) Intro: Jake! Hey, guys! JLP shops
(0:13:40) Michael: Why is the sun big in Africa, small in Canada? 📞
(0:21:20) Michael: Israel & peace deals? Trump’s dilemma.
(0:29:03) Michael: Epstein files; Comparison Trump vs 100 years ago
(0:31:13) Michael: 10 years ago vs today: Cynical now
(0:39:04) Michael: Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) quote
(0:40:27) John/KY: WHM 📞
(0:46:44) Supers: Michael FE 💰
(0:50:42) Eric & Jamie: Lifeguard, Chili dog, JLP song 💰
(0:58:42) Popcorn: MAGA divide Covid 💰
(1:04:15) William III: Middle East, s/o women in history 📞
(1:14:52) William III on the Pacific coast events
(1:16:46) Brady: Mehiho, Iran update 📞
(1:25:24) Brady: different generations
(1:34:10) Supers: Hake tees 💰
(1:39:20) Colin Gray sentenced 15 years for son’s crime
(1:42:46) William 7: eight inches per mile squared 📞
(1:53:39) Outro 👋

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/30/hake-thu-73026

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/30/jlp-thu-73026

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Can't Care Too Much | Lifeguards, Old Folks, Palestinians, Barbz, "Mehiho" | HAKE Wed 7/29/26

James Anton Hake — Wed, 29 Jul 2026 20:51:39 GMT

Hogs, heroes & lifeguards: Hasselhoff. Nanny state. JLP book. Cities are evil? Care about Palestinians? Nicky Minaj. Trump says “Mexico.” Fauci diary. Al Sharpton misinfo? Nolan Wells: heavy drinking?

The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 29, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer
(0:07:13) It’s Time for The Hake Report (Jake AI) 🎶
(0:10:51) Supers... Mary Shelley, Jules Verne 💰
(0:15:22) Brady: David Hasslehoff 📞
(0:18:36) Brady: Forced life vests in ocean
(0:23:47) Brady: mandatory Cooperalls for old folks, or squats?
(0:28:12) Alex: 16yo saved 10yo. Dog & hogs: Selflessness 📞
(0:37:40) Lucas: NABSW, From Rage to Responsibility 📞
(0:47:50) Allen: “Cities are evil.” Man owns land. 📞
(0:54:53) Chad in FL: Jesse coin, July feels white hat 📞
(0:57:33) Supers: Popcorn & Brady on Palestinians 💰
(1:10:25) Sion: Nicky Minaj Barbz 💰
(1:17:08) Cesar: Brady: NOOOOO! Shoutouts 💰
(1:21:31) Jermaine: Gender dolls MN 📞
(1:27:02) Jermaine: North Yarmouth, ME, men
(1:31:58) Supers: Cesar between jobs 💰
(1:35:18) Trump pronounces Mexico
(1:39:25) William III: Anthony Fauci 📞
(1:45:30) William III: Nolan Wells. Led Zeppelin, Eastwood boys
(1:49:56) Rick: Al Sharpton; Gary, IN 📞
(1:53:55) Outro 👋

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/29/hake-wed-72926

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/29/jlp-wed-72926

🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/7/29/punchie-tv-ep-098nbsp

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Suspicious of Your Thoughts? | Shiloh, NASA, Jesse Coin, Antarctica, Rhodesia | HAKE Tue 7/28/26

James Anton Hake — Tue, 28 Jul 2026 18:40:15 GMT

Shiloh Hendrix & cameraman Omar facts. Does NASA troll? Jesse coin! Antarctica FE fun fiction. Is Trump controlled? Rhodesian PM Ian Smith. New Tuskegee dress code. Crocs’ valid use. Happy bday, Jake!

The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 28, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer
(0:05:01) Shiloh Hendrix & Sharmake Omar justice
(0:12:52) Does NASA troll space deniers? Asking Grok
(0:18:08) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶
(0:22:00) Beautiful Silver Coin! 🪙
(0:24:51) Allen: Fathers & husbands, Bible analysis 📞
(0:34:15) Allen: FE Antarctica theory
(0:42:39) Allen: Suspicious of your own thoughts
(0:46:01) Allen: Trump is controlled?
(0:49:37) More coin pics
(0:50:28) Brady: Troy ounce of silver 📞
(0:54:40) Brady: Admiral Byrd “secret diaries,” foo fighters in WWII
(1:02:07) Brady: Non-spinning flat astral plane realist
(1:07:12) Terri: Ian Douglas Smith, Rhodesia PM, Zimbabwe politician 📞
(1:19:52) Terri: Hollow Earth stuff
(1:22:45) Supers: Chocolate Milk Day. FE & Jesus Q’s. Jake Hudson. 💰
(1:29:27) William III: Rhodesia. Desilu productions. Racecar culture. 📞
(1:40:35) William III: Palestine & other fact checking
(1:41:29) Jeff: Tuskegee new dress code. Crocs’ use 📞
(1:46:45) Interruption: Nick is innocent per JLP
(1:48:35) Rick: World affairs 📞
(1:53:01) Partial last superchat, sorry! 💰

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/28/hake-tue-72826

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/28/jlp-tue-72826

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Stay with Boring Reality | Nature. Palestine. Moon. Japan. Shiloh Hendrix. | HAKE Mon 7/27/26

James Anton Hake — Mon, 27 Jul 2026 18:45:40 GMT

Fishing & frogging in Canada. Palestine facts. Moon to Earth. Race leaders: people like excitement, not mundane reality. NASA zipline? Blood sacrifice? Why’s Japan clean? Shiloh Hendrix. Nolan Wells.

The Hake Report, Monday, July 27, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer
(0:02:07) News...
(0:06:51) Intro: Hey, guys!
(0:09:14) Michael: Frogging and fishing 📞
(0:19:03) Brady: Palestinians’ plight 📞
(0:35:20) Brady: Moon distance from Earth
(0:48:38) John: Grow own food, Dem Socs. Ball Earth: Lines jog over 📞
(0:58:50) Ken in IL: “Leaders” who don’t care 📞
(1:07:06) Ken: Single mother’s plight: I know she can find a way
(1:10:52) Estamos en el Norte (v. 4) 🎶
(1:14:42) Alex: Morgan Hill incident. Melanin? 📞
(1:19:34) Alex: Harnesses on astronauts.
(1:22:33) Alex: JLP on blood sacrifice?
(1:26:29) Supers: Japan cleanliness? AI agent turned hacker?! 💰
(1:35:48) Rumble: Lebanese Christians, YT translate, Batman 💰
(1:40:50) William III: Japan… 📞
(1:45:59) Jermaine: Shiloh Hendrix case 📞
(1:52:11) Rick: Nolan Wells 📞
(1:53:35) Outro: NO NICK TODAY 👋

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/27/hake-mon-72726

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/27/jlp-mon-72726

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No Need to Fret: It Works Out | Fonz, Rocky, Islam, Intelligence, Nephilim | HAKE Fri 7/24/26

James Anton Hake — Fri, 24 Jul 2026 18:51:47 GMT

Henry “Fonz” Winkler saved Rocky! Muslim tradition & USA. How to eat crawfish. Intelligence. Dr. Freeman Dyson. Trump 47. Nephilim, flesh & blood! Muslim girls at graduations. Energy drinks & Mormons.

The Hake Report, Friday, July 24, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer
(0:02:46) NJ voter rolls
(0:08:37) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶
(0:13:28) David: Jeffrey Porcaro 📞
(0:18:01) David: Henry Winkler jumps, Stallone story
(0:24:03) David: Michelle’s teeth, Hostin house, Smokers
(0:27:33) David’s wife’s choo-choo granny
(0:29:32) David: white men & their families
(0:33:38) David: Isaac & Ishmael, Middle East, America
(0:41:06) TFS next. Supers: Crawfish muckbang 💰
(0:54:10) Cesar: Logic vs Intelligence. Jamie: Tombstone 💰
(1:00:39) Allen: Jumping the shark. Bible-reading. 📞
(1:06:56) Allen: Dr. Freeman Dyson
(1:13:28) Jeff: Rocky. Trump second term. 📞
(1:21:45) Brady: Maybe FE, Nephilim, flesh and blood? 📞
(1:35:20) Brady: Bibi and croc pits? Idk
(1:36:44) Jermaine: viral Muslim girls at graduation 📞
(1:45:30) Christian: Energy drinks. Mormon upbringing 📞
(1:53:07) Last Supers 💰

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/24/hake-fri-72426

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/24/jlp-fri-72426

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They Took Our Adam’s Apples | Cultural Icons. Mixed Men. Anglo Culture. | HAKE Thu 7/23/26

James Anton Hake — Thu, 23 Jul 2026 19:16:35 GMT

“Involve me and I learn.” Ben Franklin. Dukes of Hazzard. Biracial manosphere. Smithsonian on white culture. Testosterone in military and pro-LGBTQ judge. Single moms’ plight? Henry “Fonz” Winkler.

The Hake Report, Thursday, July 23, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) July historical figures... Ben Franklin, Jules Verne
(0:11:26) Dodge Charger, General Lee, Dukes of Hazzard
(0:19:13) Taco Bell, Camp Pendleton, NJ voters
(0:25:06) Intro: Hey, guys! JLP shop 🎶
(0:28:43) Biracial manosphere: Tate bros, Sneako
(0:41:26) Smithsonian nod to “white history”
(0:52:42) Superchats: Single mom plight? 💰
(1:00:12) Testosterone judge lady Ana Reyes
(1:14:52) Steve’n: Inseparable, Natalie Cole 📞
(1:26:04) Supers: Cajun 💰
(1:28:34) Brady: Fonz 📞
(1:36:11) Alex: Song that never ends. MJ fell in 1999 📞
(1:39:08) Alex: Masculinity and American women
(1:47:12) Universal healthcare
(1:49:38) Ardene: Human history, nasty 📞
(1:52:04) Last supers 💰
(3:03:53) Bye 👋

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/23/hake-thu-72326

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History & Science | Shakespeare. Netanyahu. Father's Justice? Space Denial. | HAKE Wed 7/22/26

James Anton Hake — Wed, 22 Jul 2026 19:38:35 GMT

Learning history: Shakespeare. Netanyahu & Milei. Father in Jeffrey Doucet case. Fitness talk. Hake explains the atmosphere spins with the ball Earth inside the space vacuum.

The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 22, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Disclaimer / Shoutouts
(0:05:24) B-day supers: Santiago, Gilbert Gottfried 💰
(0:10:20) Intro: Thanks, Jake! 🎶
(0:11:56) Ronnie: Italians, Amerigo Vespucci, Shakespeare 📞
(0:19:30) Ronnie: US-Iran cost. Immigration
(0:23:44) Brady: Catman! Netanyahu, Milei 📞
(0:40:23) Rob/NorCal: Fitness 📞
(0:45:12) Rob: FE, space, rockets, P900
(0:53:20) Rob: Continuing FE / Space
(1:05:33) Rob: Mach 3, shoutout chats…
(1:10:30) Superchats 💰FE pilots
(1:15:00) Meade: Virginia heroes 📞
(1:21:39) Allen: Leon Plauché story 📞
(1:27:50) Allen on Thomas Jefferson
(1:29:16) Allen on dinosaur footprints
(1:33:25) JLP swag 💰
(1:35:37) William 7: Maybe FE. Fitness, jumping 📞
(1:40:20) William 7: Lost 30lb, swimming
(1:43:52) William 7: two sides to every story? No!
(1:44:23) Swimming stories
(1:46:34) Edward Leedskalnin, Coral Castle 💰
(1:53:45) Last supers: Richard C Hoagland 💰
(1:55:14) Oops I’m late! 👋

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/22/hake-wed-72226

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/22/jlp-wed-72226

🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/7/22/punchie-tv-ep-097

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Too Manly | Maine Democrats, Globe Drawings, Margaret Thatcher, Middle East | HAKE Tue 7/21/26

James Anton Hake — Tue, 21 Jul 2026 18:29:40 GMT

Dems’ masculine aggression clampdown: Troy Jackson, Graham Platner, Jeffrey Epstein. Hake proves ball earth with horizon drawings. US Ethos? Margaret Thatcher, heroine of history? Socialism debunked.

The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 21, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer
(0:03:48) Too manly, these Maine Democrats!
(0:11:17) Canada tariffs
(0:12:00) Intro: Hey, guys 🎶
(0:13:06) Brady: FE, non-spinning, satelloons, Pangea, parents 📞
(0:30:32) Brady: Trump, UK PM Burnham, Iran drones
(0:33:37) Drone in car; If it were FE what it would look like 🚁
(0:46:56) Mythos & ethnos or ethos 💰
(0:53:30) Terri: Margaret Thatcher 📞
(1:03:04) Terri: Clips: Margaret Thatcher & liberals & socialists
(1:07:47) IG things: Clearing a clogged storm drain
(1:10:45) Geography: Midwest, Middle East
(1:18:47) William III: Thatcher, Socialism, Obama, Covid; Communism 📞
(1:30:10) William III: 80-100 degrees F; Black Angus bull
(1:34:40) William III: July contributions; Iran updates
(1:40:42) Brothers arrested
(1:44:21) News: Roza Gilles, Troy Jackson
(1:50:19) Rick: Maine, civil disagreement, Iran 📞

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/21/hake-tue-72126

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/21/jlp-tue-72126

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Have a Good Attitude | Legionnaires', AI, Gen Z, Boomers, Wealth, Eminent Domain | HAKE Mon 7/20/26

James Anton Hake — Mon, 20 Jul 2026 18:56:15 GMT

Election policy thoughts. Health hazard history. Spencer Pratt on NYC DSA. Nephilim & Bible theories. Gen Z advice: Do not complain or blame; save & invest. Eminent domain: Y/N? “Generational wealth.”

The Hake Report, Monday, July 20, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer
(0:05:28) Supers: B-day, Election policy 💰
(0:15:49) Taco Bell lettuce, Legionnaires’💰
(0:18:56) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶
(0:23:12) Black kids eating breakfast 🥞
(0:26:10) Spencer Pratt on DSA NYC guy on Fox News 📺
(0:30:08) Brady: Legionnaires. No-AI Tuesdays? 📞
(0:38:53) Brady: Nephilim, why again?
(0:45:20) Brady: Generale Pancho Zilla
(0:47:20) Brady: Highlander. UK update: Thatcher? Trump election speech, China
(0:55:23) Jeff: Gen Z lifestyle, complaints on economy 📞
(0:59:54) Jeff: Boomers, investment & savings, wisdom for younger generations
(1:04:17) DJ Hard Maus 🎶
(1:07:45) Allen: Nephilim, biblical stories 📞
(1:16:57) Allen: Solutions & Supers: Eminent Domain, black gal
(1:26:06) Popcorn on Gen Z: Don’t compare. Body pillow? 💰
(1:33:01) Mit: Excited about JLP’s past story. “Peace on Earth”? 📞
(1:41:04) Rick: Eminent domain, Generational wealth 📞
(1:53:18) Coco: Fear. END 📞

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/20/hake-mon-72026

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I Have to Love Boomers | Even Liberals. Election Integrity. Music. Food. HBD. | HAKE Fri 7/17/26

James Anton Hake — Fri, 17 Jul 2026 18:52:52 GMT

Thx for b-day wishes! Cute, deformed raccoon. Seattle loves that. Eminem & President Trump, heroes. U.S.–Israel clarification. Ladies discuss election integrity: the debate drags on and on.

The Hake Report, Friday, July 17, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) HBD Hake & Disclaimer
(0:06:39) Seattle observation
(0:14:21) Hake history
(0:16:29) Intro: Hey, guys! 🐍 🎶
(0:18:39) Michael: Hank Williams: Settin’ the Woods on Fire 📞
(0:24:11) Michael: Eminem, frog hunting
(0:32:04) Brady: Frog legs? Trump on elections 📞
(0:48:27) Bobby: “Occult”? SAVE Act 📞
(0:51:25) Bobby: US-Israel cooperation, immigration, common sense
(1:00:48) Ardene: Mail-in ballots are OK. 📞
(1:20:39) Alex: Left & right ears process differently 📞
(1:27:59) Supers for bday 💰
(1:33:12) Coffees on women 💰
(1:43:40) Zee: Repubs aren’t there for Trump 📞
(1:50:19) Bigg Bump, Jermaine, Last supers

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/17/hake-fri-71726

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People Are Spoiled | Good Old Days. Bad Kids. Charlie Kirk, Lindsey Graham. | HAKE Thu 7/16/26

James Anton Hake — Thu, 16 Jul 2026 19:43:50 GMT

We’re spoiling our migrants! Boomers reminisce on poster girls & vintage beer memorabilia. Charlie Kirk & Lindsey Graham: late, great, pro-Israel Americans. Different rambunctious kids. WeHo flood!

The Hake Report, Thursday, July 16, 2026 AD

CLIP: Tragic Warning: Story of Single Mother & Refugee in Ireland (5-min) YouTube | Rumble

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer
(0:04:24) News: Give an inch, take a mile, human nature
(0:12:27) Intro: Hey, guys! Jake sings 🎶
(0:13:30) David/Ocala: Chevy 427, Karen Black, Farrah Fawcett 📞
(0:23:17) David: A year ago: Charlie Kirk, Lindsey Graham?
(0:26:57) David: Fence Walker, Hake’s Indian name, Lindsey Graham
(0:32:15) David: East St. Louis family, fathers, mama spirit, HS dating
(0:39:18) Brady: Trump on elections? Iran, gas, Charlie Kirk, Lindsey Graham 📞
(1:01:19) David/TX: Vera Lynn, Pink Floyd. Suno AI. Iran. 📞
(1:12:03) Shoutouts 💰
(1:17:22) Supers: Eric on these gals 💰
(1:21:11) Popcorn on social media reaction to kids 💰
(1:30:17) Popcorn tip: Water main break WeHo 💰
(1:38:29) Cesar: Snake Eyes 💰
(1:44:21) Allen: Drinking days of old. Beer art 📞
(1:49:11) Ross: AC energy metaphor 📞
(1:51:01) Moises: s/o Alex in CA and other callers 📞
(1:53:15) Outro 👋

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/16/hake-thu-71626

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/16/jlp-thu-71626

🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/7/15/punchie-tv-ep-096

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Have We Morally Declined? | Judging History. Single Men. White Stars. Sea Lions. | HAKE Wed 7/15/26

James Anton Hake — Wed, 15 Jul 2026 19:00:21 GMT

Morals of the times. U.S. expansion: Good or bad for America? Lindsey Graham and other fellow single men, and society’s setup. Historical figures from show biz. SF Bay incidents and sea lions.

The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 15, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Shoutouts
(0:06:21) News… ICE updates. Food parasite.
(0:09:47) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶
(0:10:35) Ronnie: July, judging the past 📞
(0:17:43) Ronnie: James K. Polk, U.S. expansion
(0:27:01) Meade: Lindsey Graham, being single 📞
(0:45:22) Terri: English ladies for July 📞
(0:52:45) Superchats and shoutouts 💰
(0:59:26) William III: Contributions for July 📞
(1:04:37) William III: East STL. TX floods. Pontoon capsized.
(1:12:07) Reddit: Sea Lion saved Kevin Hines, 2000; Seal Beach
(1:19:12) Allen: Movie history. Marriage & land ownership 📞
(1:31:31) Brady: Eh? Ann Coulter. Middle East news 📞
(1:40:39) Alex: putting women on a pedestal 📞
(1:46:25) William 7: “No class.” Fat Albert. 📞
(1:49:28) William 7: National debt, health costs story
(1:53:12) Outro 👋

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/15/hake-wed-71526

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/15/jlp-wed-71526

🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/7/15/punchie-tv-ep-096

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Don't Pay Attention to Every Word Said | Lindsey Graham, Charlie Kirk, Nutrition | HAKE Tue 7/14/26

James Anton Hake — Tue, 14 Jul 2026 19:06:28 GMT

Defending Lindsey Graham’s character. Was Charlie Kirk really all that “based”? Nutrition tips with Hake (info may be false). “Take no heed unto all words that are spoken.” -Ecclesiastes

The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 14, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Shoutout
(0:03:48) Lindsey Graham & Azzmador in heaven
(0:06:34) ICE backing off after Houston & Maine
(0:08:22) Intro: Hey, guys! Hake shop 🎶
(0:12:04) Zenny: Jewish American Heritage 📞
(0:17:22) Zenny: Lindsey Graham. Trump. Charlie Kirk.
(0:44:52) Jermaine: tryna eat less, ego lifting 📞
(1:01:24) Brady: nutrition, boring! knowledge. 📞
(1:05:15) Brady: Late great Lindsey Graham
(1:14:59) William III: Canada. East STL. 📞
(1:20:30) William III: Lindsey Graham. Communism. Iran.
(1:33:04) William 7: America. People are the same around the world. 📞
(1:39:46) Superchats: Ecclesiastes 7: 21-22 💰
(1:46:19) Cesar: Italian American buffalo wings 💰
(1:48:30) Popcorn super Bible questions 💰
(1:52:45) CSal: Telling Prez how to be Prez 💰
(1:53:59) Outro 👋

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/14/hake-tue-71426

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/14/jlp-tue-71426

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RIP Lindsey Graham | Occasional Shows of Strength. Optimism vs Pessimism. Trust. | HAKE Mon 7/13/26

James Anton Hake — Mon, 13 Jul 2026 19:16:44 GMT

Lindsey Graham (RIP) spoke up for men. Optimism is American. Nolan Wells question: Should you distrust your kid’s friends? “Godfather” influence: Life imitating art. Listen to Ozzy, don’t go to MAID.

The Hake Report, Monday, July 13, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Disclaimer. Honoring Lindsey Graham
(0:16:15) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶
(0:17:35) Brady: McCain, Graham, Ukraine, Iran 📞
(0:33:42) Pessimism, Optimism, and Meekness
(0:42:48) Supers: Sion judging and opioids 💰
(0:50:29) Supers: Eric love every country 💰
(0:54:53) Popcorn: Nolan Wells 💰
(1:06:56) Godfather influence on crime
(1:12:48) Lindsey Graham is not Elizabeth Warren 🎥
(1:25:28) Coco: Every day health. MAID program. Ozzy Osbourne. 📞
(1:40:42) Popcorn clarifying 💰
(1:45:21) Bobby: Reasonable to distrust kids’ friends 📞
(1:50:39) Bobby: Major figures “help” with Nolan Wells situation
(1:53:51) Outro 👋

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/13/hake-mon-71326

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/13/jlp-mon-71326

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