<script data-pm-proxy="intercept"></script><?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[ThePizzaPrincipal’s Substack]]></title><description><![CDATA[Finding meaning in both pizza and ordinary days—through intimate restaurant stories and practical strategies for intentional living]]></description><link>https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com</link><image><url>https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!0jgZ!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd97a1996-f65b-4686-9142-361282fa87de_2736x3420.jpeg</url><title>ThePizzaPrincipal’s Substack</title><link>https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com</link></image><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2026 04:12:57 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><copyright><![CDATA[ThePizzaPrincipal]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[thepizzaprincipal@substack.com]]></webMaster><itunes:owner><itunes:email><![CDATA[thepizzaprincipal@substack.com]]></itunes:email><itunes:name><![CDATA[ThePizzaPrincipal]]></itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author><![CDATA[ThePizzaPrincipal]]></itunes:author><googleplay:owner><![CDATA[thepizzaprincipal@substack.com]]></googleplay:owner><googleplay:email><![CDATA[thepizzaprincipal@substack.com]]></googleplay:email><googleplay:author><![CDATA[ThePizzaPrincipal]]></googleplay:author><itunes:block><![CDATA[Yes]]></itunes:block><item><title><![CDATA[Bill's Place - West Warwick, RI - Review ]]></title><description><![CDATA[West Warwick was built by people who went to work.]]></description><link>https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/bills-place-west-warwick-ri-review</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/bills-place-west-warwick-ri-review</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ThePizzaPrincipal]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2026 18:10:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kN92!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F62d8d057-a9c5-4016-b85e-0ef8bce096cb_1542x2048.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>West Warwick was built by people who went to work.</p><p>Before it was even a town, it was a collection of mill villages along the Pawtuxet River. Textile mills went up, jobs followed, and neighborhoods grew around them.</p><p>Those mills don&#8217;t define West Warwick anymore, but they left something behind.</p><p>This is still a blue-collar, remarkably parochial town. People grow up here and stay here. They buy the house down the street from their parents. Sometimes the one next door. Sometimes they never leave the house they grew up in.</p><p>That shapes who and what survives here.</p><p>West Warwick has never needed the newest restaurant concept or trendy ingredient everybody suddenly discovered six months ago. </p><p>They don&#8217;t need tweezers to arrange their lunch or a paragraph on the menu explaining where everything on the plate was &#8220;sourced&#8221; from.</p><p>Nobody here needs their lunch explained to them.</p><p>Keep it simple. Make it good. Make it right. Give people their money&#8217;s worth.</p><p>They&#8217;ll decide if you&#8217;re worth coming back to.</p><p>Bill&#8217;s Place West Warwick has been getting that answer right since 1974.</p><p>Bill and Kiki Melanis migrated from Greece in the 1970s. They worked with family members in the pizza business before opening a place of their own.</p><p>Seven tables. Fifteen stools. A small menu of pizza and grinders.</p><p>That&#8217;s how Bill&#8217;s Place started.</p><p>Fifty-two years later, I ce for lunch and ordered two things that would have made perfect sense on that original menu.</p><p>A meatball grinder and a 10-inch pepperoni pizza.</p><p>The grinder came cut in half on a plain plate. The meatballs are a house family recipe, sliced rather than left whole, tender and juicy, covered with sauce and melted mozzarella. When I pulled the halves apart, the cheese followed.</p><p>No garnish. No little metal basket. No attempt to make a meatball grinder anything other than what it was supposed to be.</p><p>It was just really good.</p><p>Then the pizza arrived.</p><p>Bill&#8217;s offers three sizes, a 10-inch, a 16-inch large and an 18-by-12 square. I went with the little guy.</p><p>Ten inches. Pepperoni.</p><p>The top looked right immediately. Cheese browned across the surface. Pepperoni curled into little cups, crisp around the rims, each one holding its own little pool of oil.</p><p>Pepperoni as God intended.</p><p>Then I turned over the first slice.</p><p>That bottom.</p><p>Dark brown and gold from edge to edge. Blistered. Crisp. Oil and pan heat had put an almost fried surface across the entire thing.</p><p>That&#8217;s where you could see the care.</p><p>Greek pizza looks simple. Dough goes into an oiled pan, sauce and cheese go on top, and the whole thing goes into the oven. Cook it wrong and you know immediately.</p><p>This was cooked right.</p><p>The bottom crunched. The edge crunched. Inside, the dough stayed light and soft. The sauce had enough flavor to stay present beneath the cheese. And the pepperoni contributed exactly what those little cups promised. A little crunch and a little heat. </p><p>And grease.</p><p>Good grease.</p><p>The kind that ends up on your fingertips and requires a napkin, not an apology.</p><p>While I ate, I kept noticing the interactions.</p><p>The servers were young. Teenagers, maybe very early twenties. But when they stopped at the tables, the conversations weren&#8217;t young.</p><p>They knew the orders. They knew the families. They knew enough about what had happened since the last visit to know what to ask about this time.</p><p>That&#8217;s different from good service.</p><p>That&#8217;s familiarity.</p><p>That&#8217;s belonging.</p><p>And in West Warwick, that carries a ton of weight.</p><p>Fifty-two years of people coming through the door. Parents bringing kids. Kids growing up, becoming regulars, then bringing kids of their own.</p><p>Maybe that&#8217;s the best measure of a great neighborhood restaurant.</p><p>Not how long the doors have been open.</p><p>How many generations have continued walking through them.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kN92!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F62d8d057-a9c5-4016-b85e-0ef8bce096cb_1542x2048.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kN92!, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/w_424, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/c_limit, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/f_webp, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/q_auto:good, 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y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Greenwood Inn - Warwick, RI - Review]]></title><description><![CDATA[You sign them out like they're on a hall pass.]]></description><link>https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/greenwood-inn-warwick-ri-review</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/greenwood-inn-warwick-ri-review</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ThePizzaPrincipal]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2026 19:05:32 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!eOnd!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa0765cdf-b60c-4e1e-909d-bf0517c80261_3072x4080.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You sign them out like they're on a hall pass.</p><p>My mother's name. My father's name. Date. Time. Where we're going.</p><p>Lunch.</p><p>That's the whole reason, written in a box probably designed for doctor's appointments.</p><p>Then I walk the two people who raised me out to the car and drive them to a restaurant they've probably eaten at many times before any of us needed permission to go anywhere.</p><p>They just can't remember the last time they were there.</p><p>We went to the Greenwood Inn.</p><p>There are restaurants that spend a lot of money trying to look retro and cool. Greenwood doesn't have to.</p><p>The place has been feeding travelers and locals in one form or another for nearly 300 years. It was once a stagecoach stop. When the Stonington Railroad came through in 1837, it became a railroad station. Later it was a saloon with a reputation for fights and rowdy crowds.</p><p>Then Henry and Norma Papa took over in the 1950s and began turning it into the family restaurant Warwick knows now. The Papa family is still running it, three generations later.</p><p>The room looks like it has lived some of that history.</p><p>Dark wood. Big exposed beams crossing a high white ceiling. Old-fashioned lanterns hanging between them. Green leather booths. White tablecloths covered with brown paper. A massive stone wall cutting through part of the dining room. TVs over the bar showing golf.</p><p>Nothing about it feels designed for 2026.</p><p>Good.</p><p>Then you open the menu.</p><p>Calling it large doesn't quite explain it. Steaks and chops. Fried seafood. Italian dishes. Burgers. Sandwiches. Wraps. Homemade chicken soup every day. Senior and children's menus. Sixteen beers on tap. An extensive wine list.</p><p>Greenwood describes itself as American, Italian and seafood, which sounds less like a concept than three restaurants agreeing to share a kitchen.</p><p>Mom got a meatball sandwich. Dad got a BLT with bacon crisp enough that you could hear it break. I got the chicken parm sandwich.</p><p>And because I help run RI: The Pizza State, I ordered a pizza.</p><p>"Research."</p><p>At least that's what I told my parents, anyway.</p><p>Half cheese. Half pepperoni.</p><p>It arrived on one of those raised metal stands, looking slightly ridiculous in the middle of a table already covered with sandwiches and fries.</p><p>Greenwood Inn has almost every excuse imaginable to make mediocre pizza.</p><p>Pizza isn't the identity of this place. It isn't even close. With a menu this big, they could put some sauce and cheese on perfectly serviceable dough, bake it until everything melted and call it done.</p><p>Instead, somebody back there knows how to make pizza.</p><p>The crust is hand tossed. It rises unevenly around the perimeter, with bubbles and little folds where somebody actually handled the dough. The rim is light inside and browned outside, with enough substance that nobody is going to mistake this for a New York slice.</p><p>The sauce has body and plenty of garlic. The cheese melts into it instead of sitting in a heavy layer on top. The pepperoni curls into cups, darkens at the edges and brings a little spice.</p><p>Then I turned a slice over.</p><p>That was the moment.</p><p>Look at that bottom.</p><p>Deep brown almost from edge to edge. Darker in spots. A dusting of flour or semolina still hanging on. No pale center. No soft patch where the oven never quite got there.</p><p>They pushed the bake.</p><p>And they nailed it.</p><p>The bottom had real crunch while the dough above it stayed chewy.</p><p>This isn't some pizza obsessive's shop with a special oven and a seventy-two-hour dough program printed on the menu.</p><p>It's the Greenwood Inn.</p><p>Pizza could easily be the twentieth thing this kitchen does reasonably well.</p><p>Instead, it's quite good.</p><p>Maybe that's what impressed me most.</p><p>Nobody needed this pizza to be this good.</p><p>The restaurant has been around for generations. The dining room was busy. My parents were quite happy with their sandwiches. Pizza is one small part of a menu that barely seems to end.</p><p>But somebody in that kitchen looked at that crust and knew it wasn't ready yet.</p><p>Somebody cared about the bottom.</p><p>They didn't have to.</p><p>They did anyway.</p><p>Eventually the research ended, which is another way of saying I ate more pizza than anyone who had already finished a chicken parm sandwich had any business eating.</p><p>Then I drove my parents back.</p><p>For most of my life, they were the people taking me places to eat.</p><p>Now I get to take them.</p><p>I don't know how many more lunches like this we'll get. None of us knows those things while they're happening.</p><p>So I took the pictures.</p><p>I'm glad the pizza was good.</p><p>But that's not why I'll remember it.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!eOnd!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa0765cdf-b60c-4e1e-909d-bf0517c80261_3072x4080.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!eOnd!, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/w_424, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/c_limit, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/f_webp, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/q_auto:good, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa0765cdf-b60c-4e1e-909d-bf0517c80261_3072x4080.jpeg 424w, 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y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Rosa Mia- Johnston, RI - Review]]></title><description><![CDATA[This was my first visit.]]></description><link>https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/rosa-mia-johnston-ri-review</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/rosa-mia-johnston-ri-review</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ThePizzaPrincipal]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2026 09:31:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!IdvE!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc90ccc9c-866b-4921-9149-179b7ab0f9ed_4080x2908.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This was my first visit.</p><p>That&#8217;s worth saying up front because Rosa Mia has been around for a very long time. There are people in Johnston who have been eating this pizza for most of their lives. They don&#8217;t just know what it tastes like. They know what it&#8217;s supposed to taste like.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading ThePizzaPrincipal&#8217;s Substack! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>I had none of that.</p><p>No childhood stake in this one. No fourty year memory to argue with. Just a thick, square pie and an open mind.</p><p>The first surprise was the crust.</p><p>This is a substantial pizza, but it didn&#8217;t eat that way. The top and bottom had real crunch, crisp and golden brown, buttery, with the bottom almost looking like it had been fried in oil. Then you get through that shell and everything changes. Soft. Chewy. Light and airy. Delicious. </p><p>That contrast was the best thing about the pizza.</p><p>The cheese was harder to figure out.</p><p>It never really browned, even around the edges where the crust was getting dark, and the flavor wasn&#8217;t quite mozzarella. Sharper. Fuller. If I had to guess, I&#8217;d say there&#8217;s some provolone working in there, blended in rather than announced.</p><p>I could be completely wrong.</p><p>Whatever it is, the cheese tasted like something. That&#8217;s not as common as it should be from a lot of pizzerias.</p><p>Then there was the sauce.</p><p>On this particular pie, there just wasn&#8217;t much there. Thin. Almost apologetic. Salt was the only note that really came through. I didn&#8217;t get much tomato. I didn&#8217;t get much herb. Nothing really pushed back against a crust and cheese that were doing most of the work.</p><p>And that&#8217;s where Rosa Mia and I probably part ways a little.</p><p>Plenty of people talk about this as some of the best pizza in Rhode Island. After eating it, I understand why. That crust is excellent. The cheese is distinctive. If those are the things you care about most, this is a genuinely good pizza and absolutely worth trying.</p><p>But I&#8217;m a crust-and-sauce guy.</p><p>I need both.</p><p>Maybe that&#8217;s also the difference between discovering a pizza and growing up with one.</p><p>If Rosa Mia had been down the street from my house when I was ten, maybe this is the pizza I&#8217;d spend the rest of my life defending. I understand how that happens. This is exactly the kind of neighborhood pizza that gets wired into people that way.</p><p>But I didn&#8217;t grow up with Rosa Mia.</p><p>I got to meet it at 59, with no memories attached and nothing to judge except the pizza in front of me.</p><p>Great crust. Really interesting cheese. A sauce, at least this time, that didn&#8217;t give me enough.</p><p>Really good pizza.</p><p>And close enough to great that I understand why somebody else might have spent fifty years insisting that it is.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!IdvE!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc90ccc9c-866b-4921-9149-179b7ab0f9ed_4080x2908.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!IdvE!, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/w_424, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/c_limit, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/f_webp, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/q_auto:good, 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Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Review: Arcadia Pizza, West Greenwich, RI]]></title><description><![CDATA[Sometimes the best thing that can happen to a restaurant is the one thing nobody would ever choose.]]></description><link>https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/review-arcadia-pizza-west-greenwich</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/review-arcadia-pizza-west-greenwich</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ThePizzaPrincipal]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2026 20:16:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MUMd!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fdb425eca-0181-4c0e-81c5-5e170ee36734_3072x4080.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes the best thing that can happen to a restaurant is the one thing nobody would ever choose.</p><p>In May of 2024, a fire that started elsewhere in the building forced Arcadia Pizza to close. It wasn't their fire, but it became their problem.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading ThePizzaPrincipal&#8217;s Substack! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>Most restaurants in that situation spend their time trying to get back to where they were.</p><p>Arcadia spent those two years getting better.</p><p>The old Arcadia was a neighborhood pizza shop with twenty-four seats. The new one opens into a bright, comfortable dining room built around a long wooden bar with ten taps, roomy booths, and the kind of space that invites you to stay a while. It doesn't feel like an expansion. It feels like the restaurant that every neighborhood wishes someone would build.</p><p>Then the pizza arrives.</p><p>I ordered a medium pie, half meatball and pepperoni, half grilled chicken.</p><p>The crust is hand tossed, not wood fired, but it carries the char and blistering you'd expect from a much hotter oven. Crisp around the edge, light inside, it folds naturally without collapsing under the weight of the toppings.</p><p>Then come the meatballs.</p><p>Forget everything you think meatballs on pizza are supposed to be.</p><p>These aren't the thin slices or little pellets that disappear into the cheese. They're generous, rustic chunks with browned edges, a tender center, and they're absolutely loaded with flavor.</p><p>The first bite wakes up your whole mouth, and for a second you stop thinking about the pizza because you're trying to figure out how the meatballs got to be this good.</p><p>They're just outstanding meatballs that happen to be sitting on your pizza.</p><p>The pepperoni still earns its place next to them. They cup beautifully, crisp around the edges, and leave behind those little pools of spicy orange oil that most pepperoni lovers want to see.</p><p>The grilled chicken deserves just as much credit. It's moist and juicy, with a well-balanced marinade that complements the pizza instead of competing with it. It adds another layer of flavor without ever taking over the slice.</p><p>Underneath everything is a bright, fresh tomato sauce that cuts through the richness and keeps every bite moving. Nothing feels heavy. Nothing feels overdone.</p><p>What impressed me most wasn't one spectacular ingredient.</p><p>It was the thought behind the whole pie.</p><p>Every topping belongs. Every decision feels intentional. Nothing is there just because that's the way it's always been done. </p><p>The two years Arcadia spent away from the ovens weren't just spent building a new restaurant.</p><p>They were spent building a better pizza.</p><p>That same care shows up everywhere else.</p><p>The dining room is larger, but it never feels oversized. The bar feels like it belongs there. The booths invite families to settle in. Nothing about the room feels like it was added simply because there was more space.</p><p>It just feels... complete. Confident. Grown up. </p><p>For my money, Arcadia now serves the best pizza in the West Greenwich area. </p><p>The fire forced them to begin again.</p><p>They could have rebuilt what they had.</p><p>Instead, they built something better.</p><p>It's no longer just a great neighborhood pizza shop.</p><p>It's a Rhode Island pizza destination.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MUMd!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fdb425eca-0181-4c0e-81c5-5e170ee36734_3072x4080.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MUMd!, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/w_424, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/c_limit, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/f_webp, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/q_auto:good, 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Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Grandma Got Around (eventually)]]></title><description><![CDATA[The strange, messy journey of a pizza that couldn't be sold, but traveled from Long Island to three legendary Rhode Island kitchens by one man.]]></description><link>https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/grandma-got-around-eventually</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/grandma-got-around-eventually</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ThePizzaPrincipal]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2026 18:13:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!w9Jy!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe4169f51-eb66-4937-941a-7f0f4992fc8c_800x800.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ask ten people where grandma pizza comes from and you&#8217;ll get ten confident answers, and most of them will be wrong in the same specific way. They&#8217;ll tell you it&#8217;s named for an actual grandmother. Somebody&#8217;s nonna, rolling dough in a Long Island kitchen, feeding a houseful of grandchildren on a Sunday. It&#8217;s a nice story. It photographs well.</p><p>It also isn&#8217;t true, or at least it isn&#8217;t the whole truth, and the real version is better, because the real version involves a man who refused for years to sell the pizza that would eventually make him famous.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading ThePizzaPrincipal&#8217;s Substack! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>His name was Umberto Corteo, who came to America from Monte di Procida, a small town near Naples. In 1965 he opened a restaurant in New Hyde Park, New York, a sixty-seat pizza parlor in a wood frame building. His younger brother Carlo joined him there in 1970. At home, in the years that followed, Carlo would make Umberto a particular pie. Thin, rectangular, baked in an oiled sheet pan, cheese laid down first and the sauce ladled over the top, the reverse of almost every other pizza in America. &#8220;Make me that pizza that Mama used to make,&#8221; Umberto would say. It wasn&#8217;t on the menu. It wasn&#8217;t for customers. It was just what the Corteo had for family dinner when the restaurant work was done.</p><p>Friends tasted it. Friends wanted it. Umberto said no. According to his brother Carlo, the math was simple and a little ruthless: there were already lines out the door every night, and a new item meant slowing down a kitchen that didn&#8217;t have room to slow down. Why put another pizza on the menu when the one you&#8217;re already selling has people waiting on the sidewalk?</p><p>So if you&#8217;re picturing the inventor of grandma pizza behind the counter, beaming, handing out the pie that would launch a thousand imitators, stop. The truth is stranger. Umberto Corteo didn&#8217;t put grandma pizza on a menu. He kept saying no to it.</p><p>That being said, you can&#8217;t keep a good pizza a secret forever, especially not in a neighborhood where pizza makers move around and branch out the way ballplayers get traded.</p><p>The story moves two miles south, to a satellite restaurant called King Umberto&#8217;s in Elmont, New York, originally run by another Corteo brother, Joe. In 1976, after Joe moved to Florida, the restaurant was sold to two former Umberto&#8217;s employees, brothers Rosario and Sal Fuschetto. During the 1980s, the Fuschettos hired two pizza makers who&#8217;d come up at the original Umberto&#8217;s: Ciro Cesarano, then Angelo Giangrande. They knew the pie. They&#8217;d watched it get made for the family table for years. And unlike Umberto, they saw what it could add to the menu.</p><p>They put it out. It didn&#8217;t have a name yet.</p><p>Somewhere between 1986 and 1989, Cesarano and Giangrande were talking with a regular customer, a man named Anthony &#8220;Tippy&#8221; Nocella, trying to figure out what to call this thing. Somebody floated &#8220;Grandpa.&#8221; Nocella shook his head. &#8220;No,&#8221; he said, &#8220;it&#8217;s really more grandma. You want to call it grandma.&#8221; And that was that. A pizza named not by its inventor, not by a marketing department, but by a guy chatting at the counter who happened to have an opinion about which grandparent the pie resembled.</p><p>In 1989, Nocella accompanied Giangrande and Sal Fuschetto to a pizza-making competition in Farmingdale, sponsored by a wholesaler called Delicato Foods. Giangrande brought the grandma pie, over Fuschetto&#8217;s objections. Like Umberto, Fuschetto was a bit of a traditionalist, and he wanted to stick with what was already working. Giangrande&#8217;s pie was a hit anyway. &#8220;All the pizza guys loved it, everybody ate it,&#8221; he said later. &#8220;My pizza was gone before the competition even started.&#8221;</p><p>From there it spread the way regional food almost always spreads: not through advertising, but through people moving jobs and carrying recipes with them. Giangrande went on to open his own place, Cugini&#8217;s in Mineola, in 1991, where he developed his own version of the pie, thicker than what he&#8217;d left behind at King Umberto&#8217;s. His brother Mario carried that version east to a job at Gino&#8217;s in Long Beach, now considered one of the best sources for grandma pie on Long Island. Further out, Peter Cinelli, whose family already ran Cinelli&#8217;s pizzerias in Franklin Square and Williston Park, started making the pie in his Franklin Square shop in the early 1990s. He calls Umberto Corteo &#8220;the pope of pizza.&#8221; When Cinelli later opened a Cinelli&#8217;s in Cary, North Carolina, he brought the grandma pie south with him. By his own account, it now outsells every other pizza on his North Carolina menu.</p><p>What actually makes a grandma pizza a grandma pizza, and not just a small Sicilian or a lazy Neapolitan, comes down to a handful of specific choices, and the most important one is the one almost nobody notices unless they&#8217;ve watched it built. The dough goes into an oiled rectangular pan, not proofed the long, patient way a Sicilian crust is proofed, but given just enough time to relax before it&#8217;s stretched to the corners. Then comes the cheese, laid down directly against that oiled pan. Only after the cheese does the sauce arrive, often barely cooked, sometimes just hand-crushed tomatoes with garlic and a little salt, more like a dressing than a sauce.</p><p>Cheese first, sauce on top. If that sounds like a small detail, it isn&#8217;t. It&#8217;s the whole architecture of the thing.</p><p>Picture what happens to a regular pizza in the oven. Sauce goes down, cheese goes on top, and the cheese, fully exposed to the heat, blisters, browns unevenly, sometimes scorches at the high points while staying pale in the valleys. It&#8217;s the look everyone associates with pizza, and it&#8217;s beautiful, but it&#8217;s also a little chaotic, because the cheese has nowhere to hide.</p><p>Now flip the order. Put the cheese against the hot oiled pan first, where it gets a head start melting and starts to fry slightly against that oil, building toward a golden, slightly crisp bottom layer of fused dairy and crust. Then blanket it with sauce, which acts almost like insulation, keeping the cheese from drying out or burning on top while it continues to melt and spread underneath. The result is a pizza that&#8217;s crisp on the bottom, soft and saucy on top, and visually almost the opposite of what you expect when somebody says &#8220;pizza.&#8221; You&#8217;re not looking at a dome of browned cheese. You&#8217;re looking at something closer to a savory tart, red on top, gold and lacy at the crust.</p><p>It&#8217;s a pizza built by people without a pizza oven, doing the best they could with a home kitchen, and discovering by accident that the limitation produced something genuinely its own. Most great regional foods get invented this way. Not by chefs reaching for innovation, but by home cooks reaching for whatever they had on hand and refusing to apologize for the result.</p><p>Which brings us to Rhode Island, and to a man whose grandma pizza outlived his ownership of the place that made it famous, and who built it again anyway, somewhere new.</p><p>Pasquale Illiano grew up in the Bay of Naples. He lost his father at thirteen and started washing dishes at fifteen to help support his family, finishing school while he worked. His training, his whole formation as a cook, happened there in Naples, before he ever set foot in the United States. He came to America in 1995 with what amounts to a personal mission statement: real Neapolitan pizza, not a version of it. And by some accident of timing that he couldn&#8217;t have planned and still talks about, his first job in the United States was at Umberto&#8217;s of New Hyde Park, the same restaurant where this whole story started, the place where the recipe had first surfaced at a family table some two decades earlier. A year later he moved to northern Virginia to get his US citizenship, then lost his mother in 1997 and went home to Naples to grieve before coming back more determined than ever. </p><p>In 2002, he opened his first American restaurant, Vetrano&#8217;s, in Westerly, on Mother&#8217;s Day, in the old Newport Creamery building downtown. Grandma pizza wasn&#8217;t the headline there. It became one anyway. It&#8217;s where Pasquale built and perfected his own version of the dish, carrying it from the one kitchen in America where it began. The menu still calls it, plainly, a town favorite.</p><p>Vittoria&#8217;s, a New York style pizzeria in the Dunn&#8217;s Corners section of Westerly, came later as a spinoff of Vetrano&#8217;s itself: same ownership at the time, same recipes, including the grandma pie, carried over wholesale rather than reinvented. And somewhere in those Westerly years, a teenager named Marco Rizzo started busing tables at Vetrano&#8217;s, the way fifteen year olds do when they need pocket money more than a career plan. He poked his head into the kitchen. He started learning the dough, Pasquale&#8217;s dough, the one he&#8217;d carried from a kitchen on Long Island where, by pure chance, he&#8217;d landed his very first job in America.</p><p>Pasquale eventually moved on. Both <a href="https://vetranosrestaurant.com/">Vetrano&#8217;s </a>and <a href="https://vittoriasnypizza.com/">Vittoria&#8217;s </a>were bought out by a different restaurant group, and the recipe he&#8217;d built stayed behind in kitchens he no longer owned. Restaurants get sold. Recipes don&#8217;t always go with them, and sometimes they don&#8217;t need to. What matters is that the pizza was good enough, and the training deep enough, that it kept going without him. Eighteen years after he started as a busboy, Marco Rizzo became a partial owner of Vittoria&#8217;s under its new ownership, and his grandma pie is still built the way Pasquale taught it: fresh mozzarella, plum tomato, oregano, olive oil, left to rest in the pan for about twenty four hours so the bottom has time to go gold and crisp against the oil. Regulars come in for it daily. Some of them remember Rizzo as the kid who used to bus their tables, back when the man who taught him still owned the place.</p><p>Pasquale himself didn&#8217;t stop. In 2015, he opened his own <a href="https://pasqualespizzeriari.com/">Pizzeria Napoletana</a> in Wakefield, about twenty miles up the coast, built around Neapolitan pizza this time: a wood-fired oven, certification from the Associazione Vera Pizza Napoletana, San Marzano tomatoes imported from the same Campania region he grew up in. It earned the credentials to match: multiple Best of Rhode Island honors, and an annual  ranking among the top fifty pizzerias in the United States.</p><p>But he kept the grandma pizza on the menu, the same dish that was still being made, under different ownership, twenty miles back in Westerly. This past March, when <a href="https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1E4wQe7FZA/">Rhode Island: The Pizza State</a> ran its annual March Madness Bracket, Pasquale&#8217;s won Best Neapolitan and Best Grandma in the same year, from the same kitchen. A dish he picked up by chance, on his very first day of work in a country he&#8217;d just arrived in, had just been voted the best in the state. The recipe he carried out of Umberto&#8217;s at twenty something had followed him the whole way, and the community recognized it for what it was, no matter how many other addresses were now also serving their own version of it.</p><p>That&#8217;s the whole shape of how grandma pizza actually moved into Rhode Island, and it&#8217;s not the clean story it would be if one man simply opened three restaurants and kept all of them. It&#8217;s messier and more honest than that. One Naples-trained chef walked into the actual birthplace of grandma pizza on his first day in America, carried what he learned there into a restaurant of his own, taught it to a teenage busboy, lost ownership of the place where he taught it, and built it again from scratch twenty miles up the coast, where it just won an award with his name on it. The original kitchens kept the recipe without him. He kept the amazing talent without the kitchens. Both versions are still excellent. Neither one needed the other to survive.</p><p>It&#8217;s worth pausing here on something Rhode Island already had, long before any of this Long Island pizza crossed the state line. This state has its own grandmother pizza, except nobody here calls it that. Walk into nearly any Italian bakery on Federal Hill and you&#8217;ll find pizza strips: thin rectangles of bread dough, topped with a thick layer of red sauce, sold at room temperature, cut into squares, and famously, stubbornly cheeseless. Same instinct as the Long Island version, dough plus sauce plus whatever a grandmother had on hand, baked without ceremony. Different answer. <a href="/__u/open.substack.com/pub/thepizzaprincipal/p/rhode-island-red?r=4whb92&amp;utm_campaign=post&amp;utm_medium=web">That&#8217;s its own story, and it&#8217;s already been told here in full.</a></p><p>A customer at a counter in Elmont, New York decided a nameless pizza was really more grandma than grandpa, and the name stuck before anyone agreed on who'd invented it. Nobody back then could have guessed where it would end up. Grandma pies are turning up on menus all over Rhode Island now, but the two worth driving for are still the ones tracing back to that one kitchen on Long Island: Westerly and Wakefield, twenty miles apart, run by two different owners, off a recipe neither one of them had to invent.</p><div><hr></div><p><strong>SOURCES</strong></p><p>Umberto Corteo&#8217;s origin in Monte di Procida near Naples, the 1965 founding of Umberto&#8217;s as a sixty-seat pizza parlor, Carlo Corteo&#8217;s 1970 arrival, the family-table origin of the pizza, Umberto&#8217;s resistance to adding it to the menu, the 1976 sale of King Umberto&#8217;s to brothers Rosario and Sal Fuschetto, the hiring of Ciro Cesarano and Angelo Giangrande, the 1986 to 1989 naming conversation with Anthony &#8220;Tippy&#8221; Nocella, the 1989 Farmingdale competition sponsored by Delicato Foods and the Giangrande quote about it, Angelo Giangrande&#8217;s 1991 opening of Cugini&#8217;s in Mineola, his brother Mario Giangrande carrying a thicker version of the pie to Gino&#8217;s in Long Beach, and Peter Cinelli&#8217;s Cinelli&#8217;s pizzerias in Franklin Square, Williston Park, and Cary, North Carolina: all originally reported by Erica Marcus, &#8220;Pizza Alla Grandma,&#8221; Newsday, October 8, 2003. Note for verification: the original Newsday article does not currently have a live, independently accessible URL; the full text was located and confirmed via barrypopik.com, &#8220;Grandma Pizza (Grandma Slice)&#8221; (January 26, 2009), which reproduces the Newsday reporting in full with attribution to Marcus. Recommend searching Newsday&#8217;s own archive directly if independent confirmation of the original is needed before publication.</p><p>General description of grandma pizza style, cheese-before-sauce construction, sheet pan method, Long Island origins: Wikipedia entry for Grandma pizza; ThatPizzaKitchen.com.</p><p>Pasquale Illiano biography: formation and training in Naples prior to emigrating, confirmed directly by Pasquale. First American job at Umberto&#8217;s of New Hyde Park, Long Island, in 1995, confirmed directly by Pasquale. Move to northern Virginia, mother&#8217;s death in 1997, return to Naples to grieve, Vetrano&#8217;s 2002 opening in Westerly: Hey Rhody Media Co., &#8220;Vetrano&#8217;s New Look&#8221; (2014); Neapolis official &#8220;About&#8221; page.</p><p>Vittoria&#8217;s as a same-ownership spinoff of Vetrano&#8217;s prior to the sale, sharing recipes including the grandma pie: per Tim&#8217;s direct knowledge of the Westerly restaurant scene. Not independently confirmed via web search; The Westerly Sun piece covers Rizzo&#8217;s career and TyMark&#8217;s joint acquisition of both properties but does not itself describe Vittoria&#8217;s origin as a Vetrano&#8217;s spinoff. Flagging this distinction for review before publication.</p><p>TyMark Restaurant Group&#8217;s acquisition of both Vetrano&#8217;s and Vittoria&#8217;s: The Westerly Sun, &#8220;From Busboy to Partner&#8221; (2023); TyMark Restaurant Group official team page.</p><p>Pasquale&#8217;s Pizzeria Napoletana 2015 opening in Wakefield, VPN certification, Best of Rhode Island honors, national ranking: Hey Rhody Media Co.; Pasquale&#8217;s official site; Gambero Rosso International.</p><p>Pasquale&#8217;s Best Neapolitan and Best Grandma bracket win, same kitchen, same year: Rhode Island: The Pizza State community bracket results, as referenced in a prior published Substack review (not quoted or restated here beyond the bare fact of the win).</p><p>Marco Rizzo&#8217;s start as a teenage busboy at Vetrano&#8217;s and his rise to partial ownership of Vittoria&#8217;s, his description of his own Grandma Pie recipe and process: The Westerly Sun, &#8220;From Busboy to Partner: Westerly&#8217;s Rizzo Rises to the Top at Vittoria&#8217;s.&#8221;</p><p>Rhode Island pizza strip tradition: referenced only as a brief contrast; full treatment exists<a href="/__u/open.substack.com/pub/thepizzaprincipal/p/rhode-island-red?r=4whb92&amp;utm_campaign=post&amp;utm_medium=web"> in a separate prior essay</a> and is not repeated here.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!w9Jy!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe4169f51-eb66-4937-941a-7f0f4992fc8c_800x800.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!w9Jy!, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/w_424, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/c_limit, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/f_webp, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/q_auto:good, 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Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Pizza Becomes You]]></title><description><![CDATA[You become the pizza]]></description><link>https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/the-pizza-becomes-you</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/the-pizza-becomes-you</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ThePizzaPrincipal]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2026 23:16:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EcdX!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0802395d-9e89-4f28-8f4f-ad2da2452b69_1254x1254.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s hard to explain how my brain connects things sometimes, but after watching a video that talked about physics a little while ago, here&#8217;s a little science lesson for you...</p><p>Pizza doesn&#8217;t disappear when you eat it. That&#8217;s not an attempt at being poetic or nostalgic, that&#8217;s physics.</p><p>The Law of Conservation of Mass. Matter isn&#8217;t created, matter isn&#8217;t destroyed. It changes form. The cheese becomes you. The crust becomes you. Somewhere in your body right now there&#8217;s an atom that was mozzarella last Tuesday, doing its best.</p><p>You don&#8217;t own your atoms. You&#8217;re borrowing them. And when you go, you go into the ground, and the ground grows the tomato, and the tomato goes on the pizza.</p><p>Pizza becomes you. You become pizza.</p><p>Scientists call this a nutrient cycle.</p><p>Rhode Islanders call it a long-term relationship.</p><p>Happy Thursday, Pizza State. &#129299; &#128104;&#8205;&#128300;&#127829;&#10084;&#65039;</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EcdX!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0802395d-9e89-4f28-8f4f-ad2da2452b69_1254x1254.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EcdX!, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/w_424, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/c_limit, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/f_webp, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/q_auto:good, 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y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Al Forno - Providence, RI -Review]]></title><description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve written about grilled pizza before.]]></description><link>https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/al-forno-providence-ri-review</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/al-forno-providence-ri-review</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ThePizzaPrincipal]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 01:13:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!z9PG!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F071be1df-5017-489b-bc31-ca48b4408951_3072x4080.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve written about grilled pizza before. Wrote a whole piece about where it came from. The fishmonger&#8217;s misremembered story. George building the grills with his own hands. Johanne making the dough. The accident that changed American pizza forever. I&#8217;d fact-checked everything I wasn&#8217;t sure about, and I was genuinely nervous about some of it. Writing about someone&#8217;s life and legacy carries weight. Getting it wrong carries more.</p><p>I didn&#8217;t know until tonight whether I&#8217;d gotten it right.</p><p>Al Forno opened January 2, 1980. Two RISD artists who needed to pay their bills. By 1993 they had a James Beard Award. By 1994 the International Herald Tribune had named them the best casual restaurant in the world. Not in New England. In the world. George passed away in 2015. The grills he built with his own hands are still burning.</p><p>You walk in through a vine covered archway, brick wall on one side, open air on the other, small lights threaded through the bare branches above you. The room inside is white tablecloths and mismatched wooden chairs and a ceiling painted in blocks of blue and chartreuse that shouldn&#8217;t work and absolutely does. Wood smoke hits you before you sit down. (I have been to approximately a thousand pizzerias. I have never smelled wood smoke like that walking to my table.)</p><p>We were there to present the RI: The Pizza State March Madness 2026 Grilled Pizza Championship certificate. Which sounds like a small thing. It didn&#8217;t feel like one, at least not to us.</p><p>While we were waiting for the food, Johanne came over and sat down next to me.</p><p>Just sat down. Like she had time and we were worth it. We talked about the community, about what RI: The Pizza State is trying to do, about why it matters to support these small places. Then she asked about the article.</p><p>She&#8217;d read it. She told me she enjoyed it. And then she said I got it right.</p><p>I want to be honest about what that felt like. I&#8217;d spent real time on that piece. Primary sources. Decades of coverage. Interviews with people who knew George. I&#8217;d checked and rechecked the details I wasn&#8217;t completely certain about. Every single one of them held up. When the person whose life you wrote about sits down next to you and tells you that, something settles in you that you didn&#8217;t know was unsettled.</p><p>She excused herself when service started because she knew we were there to eat, and she said she&#8217;d come back.</p><p>She did come back. She offered us anything on the menu. She wanted her love for pizza and our love for pizza to meet in the same bite. Forty-five years of doing this and she still wants you to taste what she tastes.</p><p>She is royalty. Not just in Providence. Not just in Rhode Island. In the culinary world, full stop.</p><p>That&#8217;s Johanne Killeen.</p><p>The pepperoni arrived in sheets thin enough to be almost translucent, laid across a crust that had been stretched to something close to the same and thrown directly onto a charcoal grill. Irregular at the edges in the way that only happens when a human being made it by hand and the fire had opinions too. The crust doesn&#8217;t crunch exactly, and it doesn&#8217;t chew exactly. It does both. Something in between that I haven&#8217;t tasted anywhere else, a consequence of olive oil and fire and dough stretched thin enough to see through.</p><p>But the sauce.</p><p>Al Forno&#8217;s pomodoro is San Marzano tomatoes cooked down with olive oil and garlic and a whisper of sugar to balance the acid, then applied in dollops rather than spread. Not a uniform layer. Concentrated pockets of it, so that each bite hits differently depending on where you land. Under the heat of the grill the fat from the pepperoni renders down into those pockets and the whole thing becomes something I don&#8217;t have a precise word for. Bright and rich simultaneously. The spice from the pepperoni building slowly into the tomato.</p><p>Then the scallions. Shaved into curls, laid across the top of everything. Most people look at them and think garnish. They&#8217;re not garnish. They&#8217;re the finishing note, a little crunch and a clean fresh bite cutting through the richness of the meat and the intensity of the sauce. Take them off and the pizza is lesser. I&#8217;ve had a lot of sauce on a lot of pizza over a lot of years. This is among the best I&#8217;ve encountered on anything.</p><p>The mushroom pizza was the right call. Thin sliced mushrooms over ricotta, more scallion curls, herbs. Where the pepperoni was assertive this one was considered. Two completely different conversations using the same language.</p><p>Then the berry tart. Strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, blackberries in a butter pastry with a vanilla cream pooled around it. I don&#8217;t typically eat dessert with pizza. I am famously not a vegetable person. Fruit I can do. I ate most of it and I&#8217;m not apologizing.</p><p>Here&#8217;s what I know about Al Forno that I didn&#8217;t fully understand before tonight. The food is extraordinary. The room is beautiful. The history is real and documented and earned. But none of that is what makes it what it is.</p><p>What makes it what it is, is Johanne. Still there. Still sitting down next to strangers who love what she built. Still trying to feed you one more pizza before you leave.</p><p>George built the grills. She&#8217;s kept the fire on.</p><p>Forty-five years. 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fast, which is good because there&#8217;s a lot to look at in that case and you&#8217;re going to need a minute. Somewhere between twenty and thirty varieties of slices depending on the day, laid out under glass like a museum of every decision a pizza kitchen has ever considered and then actually made. Loaded Potato. Nashville Hot Chicken. Black Bean Avocado. Steak Taco. Detroit style. Sicilian. New York rounds. Lauren went Loaded Potato and Nashville Hot. I went Detroit corner and middle Sicilian. Four slices, three styles, three dollars each on Wacky Wednesday.</p><p>The table we sat at had Michelangelo&#8217;s David printed on it. He was holding a smartphone. (I appreciated this more than I expected to.)</p><p>Antonio&#8217;s started at UMass Amherst in 1995. Late nights, hungry students, pizza that needed to be cheap and interesting and hot. It eventually graduated, got better looking, hired a designer at some point, and now has locations across New England. The Wickenden Street room is bright and clean with big windows and those tables and the kind of energy that comes from a place that&#8217;s been doing this long enough to stop being nervous about it.</p><p>The Detroit corner slice is supposed to have a frico edge. That&#8217;s the caramelized part of the crust where the cheese pushes against the pan wall and goes almost black, slightly bitter, the thing that cuts through all that richness stacked on top and gives the slice its reason for existing. At Antonio&#8217;s the edge bent. It chewed. The bitterness wasn&#8217;t there. Without it the slice was a thick square of pizza with good toppings and a crust that didn&#8217;t have anything else to say for itself.</p><p>The Sicilian was fluffier than it should have been. More air, less structure, less push-back than the style calls for. It wasn&#8217;t far enough from the Detroit to justify ordering both. I know that now.</p><p>Both were tasty. I want to be clear about that. Neither one disappointed me the way a bad slice disappoints you. They disappointed me the way a good slice that could have been great disappoints you, which is a different and more specific feeling.</p><p>That being said. Four slices. Three styles. A bottle and a fountain drink. Twenty dollars. On a Wednesday in Providence.</p><p>I&#8217;d go back on a Wednesday. If I lived or worked in the neighborhood. I would probably be there often. I&#8217;d bring friends who would appreciate the weirder end of that case, something you haven&#8217;t seen anywhere else. 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y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Square Pie 'Til You Die]]></title><description><![CDATA[The pizza Detroit forgot to name, and how Detroit-style pizza spent sixty-six years as the best pizza most Americans had never eaten.]]></description><link>https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/square-pie-til-you-die</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/square-pie-til-you-die</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ThePizzaPrincipal]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2026 12:33:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!8z60!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fafc60a79-e773-451f-9cd1-0a3df13b41e3_800x1200.webp" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is a literal automotive drip pan, the kind used in Detroit factories to catch oil from engine parts, to hold bolts and fittings, and whatever falls off the line during a shift. Rectangular. High-sided. Blue steel, thick enough to absorb and hold industrial heat. In 1946, a man named Gus Guerra borrowed a new batch of them from a factory and put pizza dough inside.</p><p>Everything that defines Detroit-style pizza comes directly from that choice of container. The rectangular shape. The thick airy crumb. The caramelized cheese edge is what people argue over at the table. The pan didn&#8217;t support the pizza. That pan created it.</p><div><hr></div><p><strong>The Bar, the Dough, the Pans</strong></p><p>Agostino &#8220;Gus&#8221; Guerra was born in 1908 in Seravalle, in the tiny Republic of San Marino, a country so small it sits entirely inside the Italian peninsula without touching the sea. He arrived in Detroit in 1929, a laborer with somewhere between twenty-five and seventy dollars in his pocket. The ship&#8217;s passenger manifest shows 70 written over the typed 25, which suggests how he arrived. He declared his intention to become an American citizen one month after landing. He worked as a tile setter. He married Anna Passalacqua in 1940. Four years later, he opened a bar called Buddy&#8217;s.</p><p>The bar struggled. Food would help. Anna&#8217;s mother, a Sicilian woman who had carried her family&#8217;s sfincione recipe across the ocean, provided the dough. Sfincione is the thick, square pan pizza from Palermo&#8217;s markets and monastery kitchens, covered in depth in the Sicilian pizza essay earlier in this series. The dough was already right. What Gus needed was something to bake it in.</p><p>The baking pans available at the time weren&#8217;t built for what he was trying to make. So he used what Detroit had in surplus: rectangular blue steel drip pans from local automotive factories. His son Jack said later that Gus never explained exactly where they came from. Just that they&#8217;d been used to hold auto parts.</p><p>On Detroit&#8217;s east side, at Buddy&#8217;s Rendezvous on Six Mile and Conant Street, in 1946, Gus Guerra baked the first square pizza in the United States.</p><p>Customers almost immediately chose his pizza over sandwiches.</p><p>What those pans did to the dough couldn&#8217;t have been planned. Steel that heavy, with sides that high, conducts and holds heat differently than any standard baking pan. The cheese, spread edge-to-edge across the surface, melted outward until it hit the pan walls, then caramelized against the steel, forming a lacy, crispy perimeter that attached to the crust and rose slightly above the surface of the pizza. Nobody invented the frico. The pan did.</p><p>Gus sold Buddy&#8217;s in 1953 and opened Cloverleaf Bar in what is now Eastpointe, carrying the recipe with him. A former Buddy&#8217;s employee, Louis Tourtois, eventually founded Loui&#8217;s Pizza in Hazel Park. The Detroit News called Tourtois the king of pizzas in 1978. From Buddy&#8217;s, the lineage spreads outward, as all regional food traditions do: through people who learned the craft in one kitchen and carried it into the next. Jet&#8217;s Pizza. Shield&#8217;s. Green Lantern. Como&#8217;s. By the late 1970s, Detroit had what local newspapers called a pizza war. A neighborhood bar experiment had become a community institution.</p><p>It just hadn&#8217;t left the city.</p><div><hr></div><p>Detroit-style pizza is a rectangular pan pizza. That much is simple. What happens inside the pan is not.</p><p>The dough has a hydration level of 70 percent or more, creating an open, porous, chewy crumb with a crisp exterior. It is double-proofed, allowed to rise twice before baking, and stretched by hand to the pan corners. The finished crust runs about an inch and a half thick. The double proof matters more than it sounds. A single proof produces adequate dough. A double proof creates irregular air pockets throughout the interior, the visible holes when you pull a slice apart, which make the crumb light despite the crust&#8217;s height. Rush either proof, and the result is gummy. Give it time, and it holds its structure while remaining featherlight inside.</p><p>Wisconsin brick cheese goes on next, laid out edge to edge.</p><p>Brick cheese is an American original, developed in Wisconsin in the 1870s and named for the bricks used to press it during curing. It is semi-soft, mild, and buttery, with a higher fat content than mozzarella and a more tangy flavor than a typical cheddar. As the pizza bakes, the fat content of the cheese releases oil and butterfat directly into the dough, basting the crust from the inside. This is the source of the crust&#8217;s buttery quality: not added butter, not olive oil, but the melting properties of the cheese itself traveling downward while the cheese above caramelizes against the pan walls.</p><p>One Wisconsin cheesemaker described the effect this way: the high butterfat content cooks through and travels upward to the surface, creating small yellow domes across the top of the cheese. That, he said, is where the flavor concentrates.</p><p>The caramelized cheese border, the frico, forms where the cheese meets the steel. It is darker than the cheese on top, slightly bitter, unmistakably crisp. The corner pieces, where two frico edges meet, have been fought over at Detroit tables for nearly eighty years.</p><p>The sauce goes on last. After the bake. In stripes.</p><p>Some call this pizza red top pizza. Some operations run two stripes down the length of the pie to lean into the Motor City theme and call them racing stripes. The logic is structural: sauce placed under cheese at the start of a long bake would saturate the dough before the crust sets. Applied on top after baking, the sauce stays bright and acidic, each stripe a separate hit of tomato cutting through the richness below.</p><p>Five elements define authentic Detroit-style: the rectangular shape, the high-hydration dough, the edge-to-edge cheese, the frico crust, and the sauce applied on top. Change any one of them, and you have a different pizza.</p><div><hr></div><p>The original blue steel pans that created the style are now nearly impossible to find. The automotive industry moved on. The specific gauge of industrial steel required for those drip pans isn&#8217;t being manufactured anymore. What replaced them are purpose-built pizza pans designed to replicate the automotive drip pans' functionality. Same depth. Same steel weight. Same heat retention. Lloyd Pans, made in Washington State, became the best known manufacturer.</p><p>New pans require seasoning. You bake them empty multiple times, building up layers of oil that eventually create a non-stick surface and contribute to flavor. A properly seasoned Detroit pan functions like a cast iron skillet: you don&#8217;t wash it with soap, you don&#8217;t start over, you maintain it. Every pizza baked in a seasoned pan benefits from the seasoning accumulated from every pizza that came before it. The pan becomes part of the recipe.</p><p>As late as 2007, many in the Detroit media were still calling this style Sicilian pizza. The term Detroit-style didn&#8217;t appear regularly until a magazine used it in the 1980s, and even then, it was slow to catch on outside of trade publications. For six decades, Detroit ate this pizza without naming it. It was just pizza. The pizza you ate at Buddy&#8217;s. The pizza your mother made. The pizza Detroiters took for granted, while the rest of the country had never heard of it.</p><p>That changed because of one competition in Las Vegas in 2012.</p><div><hr></div><p>Shawn Randazzo grew up eating Detroit-style pizza. He started his career at eighteen as a delivery driver for Cloverleaf, one of the original Gus Guerra spinoffs. He and his mother, Linda, eventually bought a Cloverleaf franchise, then spent years refining their dough.</p><p>In 2009, Randazzo entered a pizza competition in Columbus, Ohio, three and a half hours from Detroit. He was the only competitor out of sixty or seventy with a square pizza, caramelized cheese, and sauce on top. Other competitors joked about it before judging. &#8220;What is it, bullets in it?&#8221; his mother remembered them saying. It won first place.</p><p>That win formed a new idea that Randazzo hadn&#8217;t expected. He&#8217;d assumed Detroit-style pizza was known everywhere. The Columbus competition told him otherwise. He left believing he had something worth sharing.</p><p>For months before the 2012 International Pizza Expo in Las Vegas, Randazzo and his mother tested recipes. They ate so much pizza during development that she couldn&#8217;t eat pizza for a long time afterward. He arrived in Las Vegas representing Cloverleaf, using his own recipe because Cloverleaf hadn&#8217;t sent him theirs in time, and won World Champion Pizza Maker of the Year. He beat the winners of every other division in a blind box competition with a mandatory secret ingredient, finishing with less than 30 seconds left.</p><p>The industry's reaction was immediate. Pizza educator Tony Gemignani received six phone calls from major operators within days, all asking for a Detroit recipe and how to make it work.</p><p>One win. Sixty-six years after Gus Guerra&#8217;s first pie.</p><p>In the eight years between Las Vegas and December 2020, Randazzo built something that outlasted him. He trained pizzerias on six continents. He launched a certification program. He sold pre-seasoned Detroit-style pans nationwide. He created a website that authenticated operators and served as a resource for anyone trying to learn the craft correctly, not to approximate it, but to make it the way the pans demanded. John Arena, co-owner of Metro Pizza in Las Vegas, wrote after Randazzo&#8217;s death: &#8220;If you are making, enjoying, or even thinking about Detroit-style pizza, most likely it&#8217;s because of this man.&#8221;</p><p>Then 2020 arrived.</p><p>Randazzo began treatment for stage four glioblastoma at the start of 2020. Then the pandemic hit, forcing his mostly carry-out business to cut staff and hours while the country waited to see what the virus would mean. He was running a pizza business during a pandemic while fighting brain cancer. In April of that year, Dave Portnoy reviewed his frozen pizza on Barstool Sports and gave it an 8.5. Sales tripled overnight. The Goldbelly inventory sold out in thirty minutes.</p><p>The style Randazzo had spent eight years preaching was finally finding the national audience he&#8217;d built it for. He was watching it happen from a cancer treatment center in Detroit.</p><p>His mother said he never complained.</p><p>He died on December 5, 2020. He was forty-four years old. He left a wife, four children, and one grandchild.</p><p>By 2016, Serious Eats noted that everyone seemed to be talking about Detroit-style, writing about it, or opening restaurants devoted to it. In 2018, trade journal Pizza Today wrote that perhaps no pizza style had entered the public consciousness quite like Detroit-style pan pizza. Reviews mentioning Detroit-style pizza on Yelp were up 52 percent by 2021. By 2019, there was a Detroit-style restaurant in Canberra, Australia. By 2020, one in Montreal.</p><p>The pizza he spent his life promoting now appears on menus in fifty countries.</p><div><hr></div><p>Every major pizza style that has reached Rhode Island has done the same thing: arrived, been absorbed, and made to belong here. Neapolitan came through families who left Naples and then, decades later, through Pasquale Illiano, building a certified operation in Wakefield. New Haven apizza was always thirty miles away, shaped by the same Amalfitani who built Federal Hill. Sicilian pizza didn&#8217;t need an introduction in a state where eighteen percent of the population claims Italian ancestry. Each style arrived to find Rhode Island already speaking its language.</p><p>Detroit-style arrived differently.</p><p>It arrived during a pandemic, through people who had time, obsession, and a pan. Not through any wave of immigration or decades of regional tradition, but through the same national moment that was bringing the style everywhere simultaneously. A pizza that had spent sixty-six years as Detroit&#8217;s best-kept secret had finally reached the rest of the country at once. Rhode Island, a state with more pizzerias per capita than anywhere in the United States, where residents search for pizza online at higher rates than any other state, did what it always does. It paid attention.</p><p>Brian Cauti bought a Detroit-style pizza pan during the early days of the 2020 lockdown. A touring musician and drum tech for nearly two decades, he had played with Mad Passenger, Royal Street, and Lions Lions and worked as a drum tech for Bad Rabbits before the pandemic ended touring entirely. He was working as an audio engineer for MIT when everything shut down. He made pies for friends and family and posted photographs to Instagram. A friend asked if he could buy one. That question became A Guy and His Pie.</p><p>Cauti spent five years growing the operation from a one-man kitchen at Lorraine Mills in Pawtucket before opening a full-service pizzeria in the same building in 2025. The move was about presence: being there when customers opened the box, being able to see their expression on the first bite. The operation runs four days a week, produces up to eighty pies a day, and sells out early.</p><p>Hotline Pizza started the same year, also through Instagram, and became something else entirely.</p><p>The only way to order was to send a direct message to their Instagram account during a brief weekly window. On one weekend, ordering closed after one minute of receiving more than 400 requests for 120 available pizzas. &#8220;I feel like I&#8217;m in 1990 trying to win New Kids on the Block tickets,&#8221; wrote a member of a RI Facebook group.</p><p>Hotline&#8217;s founders describe their style as square pizza. They wear T-shirts that say &#8220;Square pie till ya die.&#8221; Their cheese blend combines provolone, mozzarella, and cheddar. The operation runs 45 pans per session, each at a different degree of seasoning, the oldest carrying the flavor of dozens of previous production cycles. It moved from a Providence location on Broadway to the Thirsty Beaver in North Kingstown in late 2025, running Thursday through Sunday at 80 Frenchtown Road. The Instagram ordering model never changed. Neither did the sell-outs.</p><p>On Point Pizza in Narragansett serves Detroit-style alongside traditional thin crust, both executed at a level that makes the combination impressive rather than diluted. Cowesett Pizza in West Warwick has run limited community drops through the RI: The Pizza State group: pre-order only, code word required, twenty-five pies, gone in hours. Pizza Mamma in Cranston serves Detroit-style squares alongside New York pies and Sicilian slices.</p><p>There was also Detroit Pizza Works, which operated briefly as a ghost kitchen inside the Warwick Pizzeria Uno. Uno eventually absorbed Detroit-style into its own menu. Then, in 2025 and 2026, every Pizzeria Uno location in Rhode Island closed. The chain that had spent decades claiming to have invented deep-dish pizza couldn&#8217;t survive in the state that eats more pizza per capita than anywhere in the country. It went looking for a trend, found one, and still couldn&#8217;t hold on. The operators who built their entire identity around a single style with genuine roots in a place and a community: they&#8217;re the ones still selling out.</p><p>Rhode Island didn&#8217;t wait to be introduced to Detroit-style pizza. When the style arrived, the state did what it has always done with pizza worth taking seriously. It joined the waitlist. It sent the Instagram DM. It drove to Narragansett and Pawtucket and North Kingstown and stood outside a mill building with forty-four other pans&#8217; worth of people and waited.</p><p>The corner piece is always worth it.</p><div><hr></div><p><strong>Sources and Attribution</strong></p><p><strong>Gus Guerra, Buddy&#8217;s Rendezvous, and the founding of Detroit-style pizza.</strong> The biographical details of Agostino &#8220;Gus&#8221; Guerra, including his birth in Seravella in the Republic of San Marino, his arrival in Detroit in 1929, his declaration of citizenship intent, his marriage to Anna Passalacqua in 1940, and the opening of Buddy&#8217;s are documented by the genealogical research published at Vita Brevis (americanancestors.org, November 2020), the Buddy&#8217;s Pizza official history (buddyspizza.com/history), and PMQ Pizza Magazine (&#8221;The Not-So-Secret Origin of Detroit-Style Pizza&#8221;). The detail about the ship&#8217;s manifest showing 70 written over the typed 25 is from the Vita Brevis genealogical research. The account of Anna&#8217;s Sicilian mother providing the sfincione recipe appears in multiple sources including michigan.org&#8217;s official history and PMQ. Jack Guerra&#8217;s statement that his father never explained exactly where the pans came from is from the PMQ profile. The 1946 founding date and the Buddy&#8217;s Rendezvous address at Six Mile Road and Conant Street are confirmed by Buddy&#8217;s official history, the Wikipedia entry for Detroit-style pizza, and Michigan tourism documentation.</p><p><strong>Gus Guerra selling Buddy&#8217;s, Cloverleaf, and Louis Tourtois.</strong> The 1953 sale of Buddy&#8217;s, the opening of Cloverleaf Bar in what is now Eastpointe, Michigan, and the founding of Loui&#8217;s Pizza by Louis Tourtois are confirmed by the Wikipedia entry for Detroit-style pizza, the Cloverleaf official website, and PMQ. The Detroit News &#8220;king of pizzas&#8221; designation for Tourtois in 1978 is documented by the Wikipedia entry and by Midstory (&#8221;The Quiet Rise of Detroit-Style Pizza,&#8221; January 2024).</p><p><strong>Dough hydration, double-proofing, and crust specifications.</strong> The 70 percent or higher hydration level, double-proofing process, hand-stretching to pan corners, and 1.5-inch crust thickness specification are from the Wikipedia entry for Detroit-style pizza, citing Shawn Randazzo&#8217;s specifications, and from Shield&#8217;s Pizza&#8217;s documented baking process. Technical explanations of double-proofing&#8217;s role in open crumb structure are confirmed by Alexandra&#8217;s Kitchen (&#8221;Detroit-Style Pizza How-To,&#8221; 2021) and Serious Eats.</p><p><strong>Wisconsin brick cheese, fat content, and frico formation.</strong> The history and characteristics of Wisconsin brick cheese, including its 1870s origins, its naming from the bricks used to press it during curing, its semi-soft texture, mild flavor, and higher fat content than mozzarella are documented by Playing with Pizza (&#8221;Wisconsin Brick Cheese: The Preferred Cheese for Detroit Pizza&#8221;) and The Yeast We Can Do. The mechanism by which the cheese&#8217;s fat content bastes the crust from the inside during baking is from Food Republic (&#8221;Why You Soon Will Crave Detroit-Style Pizza,&#8221; 2016). The Wisconsin cheesemaker&#8217;s description of small yellow domes of concentrated flavor is from the PBS Wisconsin Foodie episode featuring Widmer&#8217;s Brick Cheese and Loui&#8217;s Pizza (Season 12, Episode 13). The frico&#8217;s formation against the pan walls and the Pizza Today statement about the caramelized cheese being the key to the pizza are from Pizza Today (&#8221;Pizza&#8217;s Crowning Achievement,&#8221; September 2025). The history of corner pieces being fought over at Detroit tables is from Food Republic (2016).</p><p><strong>Sauce applied after baking; racing stripes.</strong> The practice of applying sauce on top after baking, the terms &#8220;red top pizza&#8221; and &#8220;racing stripes,&#8221; and the structural rationale are documented in the Shawn Randazzo interview in PMQ Pizza Magazine (December 2018) and in the Wikipedia entry for Detroit-style pizza.</p><p><strong>Disappearance of original blue steel pans; Lloyd Pans.</strong> The near-impossibility of finding original blue steel automotive drip pans is noted by Pizza Today (&#8221;Pizza&#8217;s Crowning Achievement&#8221;) and the Wikipedia entry for Detroit-style pizza. Lloyd Pans as the leading manufacturer of purpose-built Detroit-style pizza pans is confirmed across multiple industry sources including PMQ and Pizza Today.</p><p><strong>&#8220;Detroit-style&#8221; as a term; late adoption.</strong> The Wikipedia entry for Detroit-style pizza documents that Buddy&#8217;s chief brand officer Wesley Pikula had never heard the term before the 1980s when a trade magazine used it, and that as late as 2007 some local media were still calling it Sicilian-style.</p><p><strong>Shawn Randazzo: career, competitions, championship, illness, and death.</strong> Randazzo&#8217;s start as a delivery driver at eighteen, his purchase of a Cloverleaf franchise with his mother Linda Michaels, the 2009 Columbus competition and first-place finish, his mother&#8217;s recollection of competitors&#8217; skepticism, and the detail about Cloverleaf not sending his recipe in time are documented by Midstory (&#8221;The Quiet Rise of Detroit-Style Pizza&#8221;), PMQ Pizza Magazine (December 2018), and the World Pizza Champions profile. The 2012 International Pizza Expo World Champion Pizza Maker of the Year win and the blind box competition format are confirmed by Pizza Marketplace (&#8221;Detroit-Style Pizza Maker Crowned World Champion,&#8221; 2012) and multiple secondary sources. Tony Gemignani&#8217;s account of receiving six phone calls from industry operators immediately after the win is from the Wikipedia entry for Detroit-style pizza. John Arena&#8217;s tribute quote is from PMQ (&#8221;The Pizzeria Industry Pays Tribute to Detroit-Style Pizza Guru Shawn Randazzo&#8221;). Randazzo&#8217;s stage four glioblastoma diagnosis, treatment beginning at the start of 2020, the Dave Portnoy 8.5 review in April 2020, sales tripling overnight, and the Goldbelly stock selling out in thirty minutes are from The Detroit News obituary (&#8221;Award-Winning Owner of Detroit Style Pizza Co. Dies of Brain Cancer,&#8221; December 2020). Linda Michaels&#8217;s statement that he never complained is from the same Detroit News obituary. His death on December 5, 2020, at age forty-four, and his survivors (wife Keri, four children, one grandchild) are confirmed by the Detroit News obituary and the Dignity Memorial obituary.</p><p><strong>National and international spread of Detroit-style pizza.</strong> The 52 percent increase in Yelp reviews mentioning Detroit-style pizza by 2021, Serious Eats&#8217; characterization of 2016 as the breakout year, Pizza Today&#8217;s 2018 statement, and the establishment of Detroit-style restaurants in Canberra and Montreal are from the Wikipedia entry for Detroit-style pizza.</p><p><strong>Rhode Island pizza market context.</strong> Rhode Island&#8217;s ranking as the state with the most pizza restaurants per capita is from a 2021 survey comparing Yelp and U.S. Census data, as reported by the Boston Globe (&#8221;The Hotline Hype Is Real,&#8221; April 2024). Rhode Island&#8217;s high per capita Google search interest in pizza is based on publicly available Google Trends data cited in regional food journalism.</p><p><strong>A Guy and His Pie, Pawtucket.</strong> Brian Cauti&#8217;s biography, his career as a drummer and drum tech, his work as an audio engineer for MIT, the 2020 pandemic purchase of a Detroit-style pizza pan, the founding of A Guy and His Pie through Instagram, his bands and drum tech credits, and the opening of the Lorraine Mills sit-down pizzeria in 2025 are documented by the Boston Globe (&#8221;Just a Guy and His Pie,&#8221; April 2025) and Rhode Island Monthly (&#8221;A Guy and His Pie,&#8221; May 2025). The four-day week, up-to-eighty-pies-per-day capacity, and Cauti&#8217;s quote about seeing customer reactions are from Rhode Island Monthly.</p><p><strong>Hotline Pizza, North Kingstown.</strong> Hotline Pizza&#8217;s 2020 founding as an Instagram-only pandemic pop-up, the sell-out in under one minute with more than 400 requests for 120 available pizzas, and the New Kids on the Block quote are from the Boston Globe (&#8221;The Hotline Hype Is Real,&#8221; April 2024) and GoLocal Providence (May 2021). The &#8220;square pie till ya die&#8221; T-shirts, the cheese blend of provolone, mozzarella, and cheddar, and the forty-five-pizza daily limit are from Rhode Island Monthly (&#8221;Hotline Pizza Goes From Renegade to Legit,&#8221; May 2022). The move to the Thirsty Beaver in North Kingstown is from the Independent RI (January 2026).</p><p><strong>Detroit Pizza Works and Pizzeria Uno.</strong> Detroit Pizza Works operated as a ghost kitchen inside the Warwick Pizzeria Uno location prior to Uno incorporating Detroit-style pizza into its standard menu. The subsequent closure of all Rhode Island Pizzeria Uno locations, including the Warwick location on January 11, 2026, and the Smithfield location in October 2024, is documented by the restaurant&#8217;s public Facebook announcement and local media coverage. The chain&#8217;s contraction from more than 150 locations nationwide to roughly 36 is reported in PMQ Pizza Magazine and Nation&#8217;s Restaurant News.</p><p><strong>On Point Pizza, Cowesett Pizza, Pizza Mamma.</strong> On Point Pizza&#8217;s Detroit-style operation in Narragansett and Cowesett Pizza&#8217;s community drops are documented in prior RI: The Pizza State community reviews. 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Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Pizza Chicago Doesn’t Eat]]></title><description><![CDATA[How Deep Dish Became a Tourist Attraction in a City That Treats It Like a Souvenir]]></description><link>https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/the-pizza-chicago-doesnt-eat</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/the-pizza-chicago-doesnt-eat</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ThePizzaPrincipal]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 11:52:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!0CWe!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fef70077d-f944-4c30-af32-0ef593f05e73_1500x1000.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s not pizza.</p><p>That&#8217;s the argument, anyway.</p><p>Jon Stewart made it on national television in 2013, during a segment that started as a joke about which city had the taller building and ended as a five minute prosecution of Chicago&#8217;s most famous export. He called deep dish a casserole. He called it tomato soup in a bread bowl. He called it an above ground marinara swimming pool for rats. He objected, with theatrical horror, to the fact that the sauce sits on top of the cheese, which he described as being &#8220;in defiance of God and man and all things holy.&#8221;</p><p>The audience laughed.</p><p>Chicago&#8217;s mayor sent him a pizza.</p><p>A Supreme Court justice, Antonin Scalia, sided with Stewart from Chicago itself.</p><p>It was funny.</p><p>It was also, in the way that actually matters, completely irrelevant.</p><p>Because here&#8217;s the thing nobody outside Chicago talks about.</p><p>Chicagoans don&#8217;t eat deep dish pizza.</p><p>Not really. Not the way New Yorkers eat slices or New Englanders eat Greek pan pizza on a Tuesday night, half hungry, half distracted, doing three other things with their day. According to Grubhub data, deep dish accounted for only nine percent of pizza deliveries in Chicago. Nine. The other ninety one percent were the kinds of pizza you can find in any big American city, but mostly thin crust tavern style pizza, the cracker crisp, square cut pizza served in neighborhood bars since the end of Prohibition.</p><p>Tavern pizza is what Chicagoans actually grew up on. It&#8217;s what they order on game night. It&#8217;s what shows up at family reunions. It&#8217;s the thing they don&#8217;t argue about when they say, &#8220;let&#8217;s get pizza.&#8221;</p><p>Deep dish is what they serve tourists.</p><p>It&#8217;s the city&#8217;s postcard, not its dinner.</p><p>Peter Regas, a Chicago pizza historian who has spent fifteen years researching the origins of the style, put it bluntly. Chicago&#8217;s pizzeria culture, he says, was formed primarily by non-bakers who went into the tavern business and used pizza as a side product to keep people seated and thirsty. The East Coast version was formed earlier by Campania-born bakers and was more organic and traditionalist.</p><p>Chicago rolled its dough through mechanical sheeters, cut it into squares, and served it on napkins because taverns didn&#8217;t have plates. They didn&#8217;t want plates. Plates break. Plates need washing. Plates slow a bar down. A tavern needs something you can eat with one hand while holding a beer with the other.</p><p>Deep dish was never the city&#8217;s daily bread.</p><p>It was an invention.</p><p>And the story of that invention is stranger, messier, and more unjust than the corporate version anyone&#8217;s been told.</p><p>The restaurant that would become Pizzeria Uno opened on December 3, 1943, at 29 East Ohio Street in Chicago. It wasn&#8217;t called Uno. It was called The Pizzeria.</p><p>The man who opened it was Ric Riccardo, born Richard Novaretti, a northern Italian painter and restaurateur who lived in the apartment above the space. The building had previously housed the Pelican Tap, an abandoned tavern that had a pizza oven and, possibly, the pans that would change everything.</p><p>Riccardo spent what he described as a year experimenting with his recipe. A version published in 1945 called for scalded milk, butter, and sugar in the dough. The pizza he produced was thick by the standards of the time, maybe an inch tall, but nothing close to the skyscraper versions served today. This was not the cartoon version people imagine when they hear the name. It was something more modest. Something closer to a person trying to make pizza in wartime Chicago, and doing what the room and the equipment allowed.</p><p>A 1943 article in the Chicago Sun described Riccardo training his first cook with a &#8220;three week intensive course.&#8221; He knew what he was doing. He knew it was his.</p><p>Then Ike Sewell arrived.</p><p>Sewell was a Texan. A former University of Texas football star turned liquor salesman. His wife Florence signed a partnership agreement in February 1944, two months after Riccardo had already opened the doors.</p><p>The corporate myth, the one that would eventually be printed on placemats and repeated in travel guides for decades, claims Sewell invented deep dish because he wanted a heartier pizza after a failed attempt at a Mexican restaurant with Riccardo.</p><p>Regas found no evidence for any of it.</p><p>What he found instead was a paper trail showing that Riccardo ran the kitchen and developed the recipe. Sewell handled the business. When Riccardo died in 1954, Sewell took sole ownership, renamed the restaurant Pizzeria Uno, and systematically removed Riccardo from the story.</p><p>Not quietly. Not accidentally. Systematically.</p><p>In 1977, a Boston conglomerate bought the brand. The CEO later told Regas exactly what Sewell had become to them.</p><p>&#8220;Ike Sewell is our Colonel Sanders. The idea that they are the original is the most important thing.&#8221;</p><p>That sentence is the American food story in one anecdote.</p><p>It&#8217;s not about the truth. It&#8217;s the mascot. The face on the bucket.</p><p>A liquor salesman from Texas became the face of Chicago pizza.</p><p>The Italian painter who actually made it became a footnote.</p><p>And the person who changed the dough, the part that lives in your memory and the part your hands and mouth can still feel, nearly disappeared altogether.</p><p>Neither of those men made the dough people actually remember.</p><p>Alice Mae Redmond was born in 1915 in Greenville, Mississippi. Her mother, Sarah Lee Murrell, was a short order cook who trained her daughter in the kitchen. Redmond moved to Chicago during the Great Migration, part of the massive northward movement of Black Americans fleeing the Jim Crow South, and found a job at Pizzeria Uno sometime in the mid 1940s.</p><p>She thought Riccardo&#8217;s dough was too hard to push.</p><p>So she changed it.</p><p>No publicity about her. No founder story. No framed portrait on the wall.</p><p>Just a working cook working too hard with stubborn dough and deciding it had to behave.</p><p>She drew on her family&#8217;s Southern biscuit recipe and doubled the fat content. She added olive oil. She added cream of tartar. She created what she called her &#8220;secret dough conditioner,&#8221; a set of adjustments that transformed a stiff bread like crust into something shorter, flakier, more tender, almost pastry like.</p><p>The dough stopped fighting the pan and started cooperating with it.</p><p>Wherever Redmond went, the pizza immediately improved. She worked at Uno. She moved to Due. She moved to Gino&#8217;s on Rush Street. When she started moonlighting at the original Gino&#8217;s East in 1966, Lou Malnati gave her an ultimatum.</p><p>Us or them.</p><p>She chose Gino&#8217;s East.</p><p>She stayed there until she retired in 1989, overseeing two kitchens, hiring and training every cook. One employee, Jimmy Banakis, called the business &#8220;Alice&#8217;s Restaurant.&#8221;</p><p>Her name was largely unknown for decades. A Black woman from Mississippi who transformed Chicago&#8217;s most iconic food, and the histories were written around her, not about her. Chicago crowned the salesman. It erased the cook.</p><p>Regas&#8217;s research finally brought her story forward.</p><p>The dough she made is the dough that matters.</p><p>Chicago can keep the myth. The dough knows the truth.</p><p>And the dough matters because of what it has to do.</p><p>Deep dish takes 30 to 45 minutes in the oven, about 5 to 8 times longer than a New York slice. At those temperatures for that duration, a standard pizza would be either charcoal or soup. There is no middle ground.</p><p>Either it dries out and turns bitter, or it collapses into a wet mess.</p><p>So the construction of that pie has to account for time, moisture, and heat in ways that no other pizza style demands.</p><p>Start with the crust.</p><p>It isn&#8217;t bread dough. Redmond made that clear. The high fat content, butter and olive oil, creates a short flaky texture closer to pie dough or biscuit than to anything you would normally call pizza crust. Some versions add cornmeal for texture.</p><p>The fat serves two purposes. It makes the crust tender enough to eat despite its thickness. It also repels moisture, forming a barrier that keeps the crust from absorbing the ocean of sauce above it.</p><p>This crust isn&#8217;t just food.</p><p>It&#8217;s infrastructure.</p><p>Then the cheese goes down.</p><p>This is the part Jon Stewart could not forgive. Mozzarella, sliced or shredded, forms the first layer directly on top of the dough.</p><p>It seems backward until you understand why.</p><p>Mozzarella is roughly fifty percent fat. When it melts, it forms a continuous sealed layer that functions as a second moisture barrier, reinforcing the crust&#8217;s defense against the sauce.</p><p>It is not decoration.</p><p>It is a gasket.</p><p>If you put the sauce directly on the dough, thirty five minutes of baking would turn that crust into a soggy mess.</p><p>The cheese isn&#8217;t on the bottom because someone got confused.</p><p>It&#8217;s on the bottom because it&#8217;s a wall.</p><p>Then the toppings. Italian sausage is the most traditional, often applied as a raw flattened patty that blankets the cheese and cooks through during the long bake. It holds heat. It holds fat. It buys the whole structure more time.</p><p>Then the sauce.</p><p>Thick. Chunky. Made from crushed tomatoes that stay bright and acidic because they are exposed to direct heat rather than buried under cheese, where they would steam and lose their character.</p><p>Every layer exists for a reason.</p><p>Nothing is accidental.</p><p>Nothing is inverted for the sake of being different.</p><p>The construction is the only way physics works for a pizza that spends forty five minutes in a four hundred degree oven.</p><p>But there is a version that goes even further.</p><p>In the mid-1970s, Rocco Palese looked at deep dish and decided it wasn&#8217;t enough.</p><p>Palese and his wife Annunziata, who everyone called Nancy, had emigrated from Potenza in Italy&#8217;s Basilicata region in 1969. They had made pizza in Turin. They opened a thin crust place in Chicago called Guy&#8217;s Pizza.</p><p>When friends pressured him to try the deep dish style taking over the city, Rocco refused to imitate it.</p><p>Instead, he did something far more interesting.</p><p>He went home to Potenza and asked his mother for her recipe for scarciedda, an Italian Easter pie stuffed with ricotta, meats, and cheeses, enclosed in pastry.</p><p>He returned to Chicago and turned that family recipe into something new. A deep dish with a second layer of dough sealed over the fillings and sauce ladled across the top.</p><p>Stuffed pizza.</p><p>Nancy&#8217;s opened in Harwood Heights in 1974 with thirty five seats. Within six months, they expanded to one hundred forty. In 1975, Chicago Magazine called it the Best Pizza in the City.</p><p>Giordano&#8217;s created its own stuffed version around the same time.</p><p>Deep dish split into two camps and stayed that way.</p><p>Stuffed pizza is deeper. Heavier. Fully committed to the idea that pizza can be an architectural project.</p><p>Chicago built a pizza that demands patience.</p><p>Rhode Island built a pizza culture that rewards speed.</p><p>Rhode Island has deep dish.</p><p>It just doesn&#8217;t lean into it.</p><p>In a state with more pizzerias per capita than anywhere in the country, where people search for pizza online more than residents of any other state, and where you can find New York slices, Greek pan pizza, Sicilian trays, New Haven apizza, bar pie, pizza strips, grandma pies, Detroit style and grilled pizza within a twenty minute drive, deep dish has always been more of a novelty than a routine.</p><p>People go for a special event.</p><p>They don&#8217;t order it on a Tuesday.</p><p>The other styles own Tuesday. And Friday. And weekends.</p><p>Sicilia&#8217;s Pizzeria has been on Atwells Avenue on Federal Hill since 1983, serving what they call the only Chicago style deep dish stuffed pizza in New England.</p><p>It stays open until two in the morning. Three on weekends.</p><p>The crust isn&#8217;t the heavy Chicago monster you might expect. It&#8217;s thinner, shorter, almost like buttery shortbread. When the server lifts a slice, the cheese stretches across the table in long, dramatic strands.</p><p>It looks like a dare.</p><p>It&#8217;s a Federal Hill institution. A late night destination.</p><p>People drive from Connecticut and Massachusetts because there is nothing like it closer to home.</p><p>But it&#8217;s one restaurant on one street.</p><p>And it&#8217;s been the only one doing this for more than forty years.</p><p>NK Chicago Pizza has been on Post Road in North Kingstown since 1989, a family run shop that makes its dough and sauce from scratch every day. They serve deep dish, pan pizza, thin crust, and specialty pies.</p><p>It&#8217;s a small place with loyal regulars. The kind of restaurant where customers don&#8217;t need menus. The kind of place that survives not by going viral but by being there, night after night, for people who live nearby.</p><p>It has survived more than three decades thanks to its quality and stubbornness.</p><p>But like Sicilia&#8217;s, the Chicago style is a destination.</p><p>You go there because you want deep dish.</p><p>You do not stumble into it.</p><p>And then there was Uno.</p><p>Pizzeria Uno, the chain that built an empire on the claim that it invented deep dish pizza, operated in Rhode Island for 40 years.</p><p>The Warwick location closed January 11, 2026.</p><p>The Smithfield location had already closed in October 2024.</p><p>The Providence Place Mall location, before that.</p><p>Every Uno in Rhode Island is gone.</p><p>The chain that once had more than 150 locations nationwide has shrunk to roughly thirty six.</p><p>The originators of deep dish pizza could not survive in the state that eats more pizza than anywhere else.</p><p>That absence tells you almost everything you need to know.</p><p>Deep dish does not fit Rhode Island the way other styles do.</p><p>Not because it is not good.</p><p>Because it asks for things that this state gives reluctantly.</p><p>It asks you to wait forty five minutes before it arrives.</p><p>Then wait again, because the inside will burn your mouth like lava if you try to rush.</p><p>Neapolitan asks you to sit down too, but Neapolitan is done in ninety seconds and hits your plate like it&#8217;s angry.</p><p>Deep dish is patient.</p><p>Rhode Island is not.</p><p>A New York slice is ready when you walk in.</p><p>Greek pan pizza waits in the tray.</p><p>A bar pie takes ten minutes.</p><p>Pizza strips are already cold.</p><p>Deep dish requires a commitment.</p><p>It requires patience.</p><p>It asks you to treat pizza as an event rather than a habit.</p><p>Rhode Island treats pizza like a habit.</p><p>That is not an insult.</p><p>That is the highest compliment this state knows how to give.</p><p>So deep dish lives at the edge of Rhode Island&#8217;s pizza world.</p><p>Respected but not routine.</p><p>Admired but not absorbed.</p><p>Sicilia&#8217;s keeps the flame alive on Federal Hill.</p><p>NK Chicago keeps it burning on Post Road.</p><p>Two restaurants in a state that has over 350.</p><p>Two outposts for a style that conquered America&#8217;s imagination but could not conquer its smallest state&#8217;s regular appetite.</p><p>Jon Stewart is wrong, by the way.</p><p>It is pizza.</p><p>It&#8217;s pizza, the way opera is music.</p><p>Grand. Impractical. Emotional.</p><p>And not something you experience on a Tuesday night in your sweatpants.</p><p>Unless you are at Sicilia&#8217;s at two in the morning.</p><p>In which case, all rules are off.</p><div><hr></div><h1>Sources and Attribution</h1><p><strong>Pizzeria Uno founding, Ric Riccardo, and the Sewell myth.</strong><br>The opening date of December 3, 1943, at 29 East Ohio Street is documented by pizza historian Peter Regas (pizzahistorybook.com), who has spent fifteen years researching the origins of Chicago deep dish in collaboration with Chicago cultural historian Tim Samuelson. Riccardo&#8217;s birth name (Richard Novaretti), his occupation as a painter and restaurateur, the Pelican Tap location, and the 1945 published recipe (scalded milk, butter, sugar) are drawn from Regas&#8217;s research. The 1943 Chicago Sun article describing Riccardo training his first cook with a &#8220;three week intensive course&#8221; is cited by Regas. Ike Sewell&#8217;s background as a Texas born liquor salesman and former University of Texas football player, his wife Florence&#8217;s signature on the February 1944 partnership agreement, and the timeline showing Riccardo opened the restaurant before Sewell became involved are also documented by Regas. The quote &#8220;Ike Sewell is our Colonel Sanders. The idea that they are the original is the most important thing&#8221; is attributed to Regas&#8217;s interview with the CEO of the Boston conglomerate that later purchased the Uno brand. The observation that the term &#8220;deep dish&#8221; did not appear until a 1971 Northwestern student newspaper is also drawn from Regas&#8217;s research. Additional background appears in Chicago Magazine (&#8220;Tavern Style Isn&#8217;t Just Chicago&#8217;s Signature Pizza, but Its Signature Food,&#8221; June 2020), the Chicago style pizza entry on Wikipedia, and the Encyclopaedia Britannica entry on Chicago pizza.</p><p><strong>Alice Mae Redmond.</strong><br>All claims regarding Alice Mae Redmond are sourced to the research of Peter Regas. Redmond&#8217;s birth year (1915), birthplace (Greenville, Mississippi), her mother Sarah Lee Murrell&#8217;s occupation as a short order cook, her arrival in Chicago during the Great Migration, and her work at Pizzeria Uno in the mid 1940s are drawn from Regas&#8217;s documented research. Her observation that Riccardo&#8217;s dough &#8220;was too hard to push,&#8221; her incorporation of Southern biscuit techniques including increased fat content, olive oil, and cream of tartar, and her movement through Uno, Due, Gino&#8217;s on Rush Street, and Gino&#8217;s East (1966) are also documented by Regas. Lou Malnati&#8217;s ultimatum and Redmond&#8217;s decision to remain at Gino&#8217;s East until her retirement in 1989 are reported in the same research. Former employee Jimmy Banakis referring to the restaurant as &#8220;Alice&#8217;s Restaurant&#8221; is also drawn from Regas&#8217;s interviews. Regas characterizes the effect of her work by noting that wherever Redmond went, the pizza improved.</p><p><strong>Chicago tavern style pizza and the Grubhub data.</strong><br>The statistic that deep dish comprised roughly nine percent of Chicago pizza deliveries in 2013 comes from Grubhub delivery data as reported in the Wikipedia entry for tavern style pizza and referenced in Chicago Magazine (June 2020). The Technomic researcher Darren Tristano&#8217;s caveat about the demographics of Grubhub users is also cited in that entry. Historical descriptions of tavern style pizza, including its square cut format, origins in post Prohibition bars, use of mechanical dough sheeters, and service without plates or silverware are documented in Chicago Magazine, InsideHook (&#8220;How to Make Tavern Style Pizza, the Other Chicago Pie,&#8221; March 2024), The Infatuation (Chicago tavern pizza coverage), and Tasting Table.</p><p><strong>Jon Stewart&#8217;s deep dish segment.</strong><br>Jon Stewart&#8217;s 2013 commentary on The Daily Show, including the phrases &#8220;casserole,&#8221; &#8220;tomato soup in a bread bowl,&#8221; &#8220;above ground marinara swimming pool for rats,&#8221; and the description of sauce over cheese as &#8220;in defiance of God and man and all things holy,&#8221; is documented in the show&#8217;s broadcast archives and widely covered in news media. Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel&#8217;s response sending Stewart a deep dish pizza and Justice Antonin Scalia&#8217;s agreement with Stewart from Chicago are documented in contemporaneous press coverage.</p><p><strong>Deep dish construction and food science.</strong><br>The structural logic of Chicago deep dish pizza, including inverted layering, the use of cheese as a moisture barrier, baking times of roughly 30 to 45 minutes, and baking temperatures around 400 to 425 degrees Fahrenheit, is discussed in the Illinois Science Council article &#8220;The Science Behind the Perfect Deep Dish Pizza&#8221; (August 2025), the food science site FoodCrumbles (&#8220;Science of Chicago Deep Dish Pizza,&#8221; April 2020), the research site Real Deep Dish, and the Giordano&#8217;s official website. These sources discuss the role of mozzarella&#8217;s fat content in moisture control, the short pastry like crust produced by butter and oil, and the structural reasons for the sauce being placed on top.</p><p><strong>Nancy&#8217;s Pizza and the stuffed pizza variant.</strong><br>The history of stuffed pizza and the Palese family comes from the Nancy&#8217;s Pizza official website (nancyspizza.com/our-story), PMQ Pizza Magazine (&#8220;Nancy&#8217;s Pizza: The Right Stuffed&#8221;), and the Chicago Sun Times obituary of Nancy Palese (January 2022). Annunziata Scarano Palese&#8217;s birthplace in Brindisi di Montagna in the province of Potenza, her marriage to Rocco Palese, their immigration to the United States in 1969, and the opening of Nancy&#8217;s Pizza in Harwood Heights in 1974 with thirty five seats expanding to one hundred forty within six months are documented in those sources. The 1975 Chicago Magazine recognition of Nancy&#8217;s Pizza as the best pizza in Chicago is also recorded in these accounts. Additional background appears in the Wikipedia entry for Nancy&#8217;s Pizza. The development of stuffed pizza by Efren and Joseph Boglio of Giordano&#8217;s in the mid 1970s is documented in the Wikipedia entry for Chicago style pizza.</p><p><strong>Sicilia&#8217;s Pizzeria, Providence, Rhode Island.</strong><br>Sicilia&#8217;s Pizzeria at 181 Atwells Avenue on Federal Hill is documented as opening in 1983 through the restaurant&#8217;s website (siciliasonline.com) and its Yelp listing. Claims about the restaurant serving Chicago style deep dish stuffed pizza and its late night hours are confirmed through the restaurant&#8217;s official website and Visit Rhode Island tourism listings. Descriptions of the crust texture and presentation are drawn from The Pizza Principal Substack review (February 2025) and customer reviews across Yelp and Tripadvisor.</p><p><strong>NK Chicago Pizza, North Kingstown, Rhode Island.</strong><br>NK Chicago Pizza at 7673 Post Road in North Kingstown is documented through the business website (nkchicagopizza.net/about), which lists current owners Simon, Melynda, and Roberto. The Better Business Bureau listing records the business as starting January 1, 1989 and identifies Thomas Soule as a prior owner. Menu descriptions, dough and sauce preparation methods, and the restaurant&#8217;s range of pizza styles are documented on the official website and Yelp listings.</p><p><strong>Pizzeria Uno closures in Rhode Island.</strong><br>The closure of the Warwick Pizzeria Uno location on January 11, 2026 is documented through the restaurant&#8217;s public Facebook announcement. The closure of the Smithfield location in October 2024 is reported in local media and reflected in business listings. The Providence Place Mall location closure is documented through its Yelp listing and retail tenant records. Reporting on the chain&#8217;s contraction from more than 150 locations nationwide to roughly 36 locations appears in PMQ Pizza Magazine and Nation&#8217;s Restaurant News, which attribute the decline to rising food costs, labor expenses, rent increases, and changing dining habits.</p><p><strong>Rhode Island pizza culture and search interest.</strong><br>Rhode Island&#8217;s ranking near the top of Google Trends per capita search interest for the term &#8220;pizza&#8221; is based on publicly available Google Trends data and has been referenced in regional food journalism. 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Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pasquale's Pizzeria Napoletana]]></title><description><![CDATA[RI: The Pizza State's Best Neapolitan and Best Grandma pie for 2006.]]></description><link>https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/pasquales-pizzeria-napoletana</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/pasquales-pizzeria-napoletana</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ThePizzaPrincipal]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 00:23:44 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/193847377/9a4a25295f2bcec20b45494015995ffa.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This March, we put Rhode Island's favorite pizza styles to a vote. Style by style, bracket by bracket, the members of Rhode Island: The Pizza State cast their ballots and decide which pizzerias are the best. This year two different categories produced the same winner. Best Neapolitan. Best Grandma. Both went to the same man, at the same address, in Wakefield. So Lauren and I showed up to Pasquale's Pizzeria Napoletana in person. Framed certificates in hand. Ready to deliver the verdict face to face.</p><p>Then we stayed to eat the evidence.</p><p>Pasquale Paskyzzott Illiano grew up in the Bay of Naples. Lost his father at 13. Started washing dishes at 15 to help support his family while still trying to finish school. He worked his way through the kitchens of Naples, learning from some of the best in the business, absorbing everything. In 1995 he came to America with one mission. Real Neapolitan pizza. Not a version of it. Not inspired by it. The actual thing. He chose the smallest state in the country, spent fourteen years building his name in Westerly, and in 2015 opened Pasquale's in Wakefield.</p><p>Look at that front door sometime.</p><p>Vera Pizza Napoletana certified. 50 Top Pizza three consecutive years, including a number 12 ranking in all of the United States. Best of Rhode Island multiple years running. Featured by Gambero Rosso, Italy's most prestigious food publication. Chosen to represent the entire country on the UNESCO anniversary of Neapolitan pizza's world heritage induction.  They all found the real thing and recognized it for what it was.</p><p>The certificates went up against the wall to be hung immediately. Pasquale didn't hesitate. Soon they will be right next to the framed VPN certification, the vintage paintings of Naples, the magazine spread. That wall has been telling a story for years. Now it has two more chapters.</p><p>Then we sat down.</p><p>The Margherita arrived and the room got quiet. In your head it does, anyway. </p><p>San Marzano tomatoes imported from Campania. Fior di latte mozzarella pooled across the surface in those irregular gorgeous blobs that only happen when real cheese meets real heat. Fresh basil wilted exactly right. The cornicione blistered and leopard spotted from a wood fired oven built by an actual Neapolitan craftsman, puffed and dark in all the places that tell you something serious happened in that fire. The crumb inside open and airy and soft in the way that only comes from 00 flour fermented across two phases, hand kneaded with an Italian fork mixer, given the time and the care that no shortcut can replicate.</p><p>The sauce is the gold standard. Not for Neapolitan pizza. For any pizza. For all pizza. It does not need to compete. You taste it and your brain registers one thing. Tomatoes. Just tomatoes. And somehow that restraint is the loudest thing on the entire pie. It enhanced everything around it. The basil tastes more like basil. The crust tastes more like the fire that made it.</p><p>I have to be honest with you about something.</p><p>That crust made me reconsider everything. Every favorite I had. Every pizzeria I'd put at the top. Every style I'd declared as the one for me. Soft and chewy and impossibly light with a char that adds bitterness and depth without ever tipping into punishment. There are very few places in this country producing a Neapolitan crust at this level. In Rhode Island the number is one. Your community voted for it without ever having to explain why. Sitting there eating it I understood exactly what they knew.</p><p>The Grandma arrived and shifted the whole table.</p><p>This is grandma pie the way it was always meant to be. Stretched into a well-oiled pan, the olive oil doing the essential and deeply underappreciated work that separates a real grandma from everything pretending to be one. The cheese goes down first, straight onto the dough, fusing with it in the oven until the two become inseparable. The sauce stripes across the top in that classic old world pattern where every single bite lands in balance. And then there is the bottom. Golden. Crackling. Caramelized in that olive oil until it shatters on contact and gives way to an interior that is simultaneously light and airy and deeply satisfying. The edges where cheese met pan are almost frico. Dark and crisp and magnificent.</p><p>The corners are a religious experience and everyone at the table knows it without saying it out loud.</p><p>Then we crossed the street to Neapolis. Because we are who we are.</p><p>If Pasquale's is Naples transplanted to South County, Neapolis is the Italian emporium you always dreamed lived around the corner from you. Fresh pasta. Homemade gelato. Imported charcuterie. House made bread. Pasquale opened it in 2020 in his original location because he couldn't let the space go.</p><p>We ordered the Roman al taglio corner slice. For dessert.</p><p>A Sicilian and a Detroit pie have a child together and that child grows up to become something entirely its own. Rectangle. Thick but so impossibly light when you pick it up that you laugh a little. The interior open and bubbly and airy in a way that contradicts its own appearance. The bottom rendered golden and shatteringly crisp in the pan. And across the top, a generous snowfall of aged Parmigiano Reggiano. The real thing. Nutty and sharp with that unmistakable granular texture that only comes from a wheel aged long enough for the moisture to leave and what remains to become pure concentrated memory of every wheel that came before it. It hit the bright tomato beneath it like lightning finding the one place it was always supposed to lay.</p><p>Then a slice of cheesecake. And some gelato. Obviously.</p><p>Here is what today actually was. A community of people who love pizza with everything they have cast their votes. They didn't just pick a name. Without knowing it, they picked that sauce. They picked that crust. They picked those corners. They picked the work of a man who started washing dishes in Naples at 15, crossed an ocean with one idea, and spent thirty years making it real in the smallest state in America.</p><p>Lauren and I just showed up to make it official.</p><p>Pasquale already knew.  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y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Thick Enough to Last ]]></title><description><![CDATA[From Palermo&#8217;s Sfincione to Rhode Island&#8217;s Sicilian Slice]]></description><link>https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/thick-enough-to-last</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/thick-enough-to-last</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ThePizzaPrincipal]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2026 13:46:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hMr3!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbdbe66d0-4431-4939-8828-e79d99b8abe3_1083x1080.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know it before you know its name.</p><p>It&#8217;s the one behind the glass. The thick rectangle on a scratched metal tray, cut into squares, olive oil catching fluorescent light. It weighs more than you expect. The paper plate bends when the slice lands. You steady it with both hands.</p><p>The bottom is golden and dark from the pan. Your teeth break through that first layer and then sink into something softer. Spongy. Almost bready. The crumb opens like a good ciabatta. The sauce is thick. Sometimes it sits above the cheese. Sometimes below. That depends on the shop and the family behind it.</p><p>The cheese stretches, but without drama. This is not a pizza built for applause. It is built to fill you up. It arrives heavy and square and feeds you and your family without ceremony.</p><p>Everyone calls it Sicilian.</p><p>Very few people mean Palermo when they say that.</p><p>In Palermo, they call it sfincione.</p><p>The word likely traces to the Latin <em>spongia</em>, meaning sponge. Some historians connect it to the Arabic <em>sfang</em>, introduced during centuries of Arab rule in Sicily. Either way, the name refers to texture. Soft. Thick. Structured.</p><p>One origin story places sfincione in the Monastery of San Vito in eighteenth century Palermo, where Franciscan nuns enriched bread dough for feast days with onions, anchovies, tomatoes, caciocavallo, and breadcrumbs. Another places it in aristocratic kitchens tied to Prince Giuseppe Branciforte di Butera, where French trained monz&#249; chefs made a more elaborate version before the street simplified it.</p><p>What emerged was not thin pizza. It was a slab. Dough pressed into a rectangular pan. Olive oil pooling at the edges. Cooked onions melting into tomato. Hard cheese. Breadcrumbs scattered across the top.</p><p>Those breadcrumbs mattered. They absorbed moisture during baking and protected the interior from collapse. Remove them and the structure shifts.</p><p>Sfincione moved from monastery to market. Sold in Palermo&#8217;s Vucciria and Ballar&#242; in thick pieces wrapped in paper. It was Christmas food. Then festival food. Then weekday food. After World War II, tomatoes became cheaper and more available. What had marked celebration became ordinary. Italy later added sfincione to its official list of protected traditional foods.</p><p>Sicily never produced one pizza. It produced variations. But the Palermo square boarded the ship.</p><p>Between 1880 and 1920, roughly four million Italians emigrated to America. Many came from southern Italy and Sicily. They left scarcity and limited opportunity. They came to New York. To New Haven. To Providence.</p><p>Providence was not an obvious gateway, yet between 1911 and 1914 the Fabre Line delivered roughly 30,000 passengers directly to its waterfront. Many moved west into Federal Hill, where by 1905 more than 20,000 Italians lived in tight blocks along Atwells and Spruce.</p><p>The men worked in textile mills and jewelry factories. Providence was the costume jewelry capital of the world then. The work left your hands smelling like hot metal and plating solution by the time the whistle blew. You did not want something delicate after that. You wanted weight. You wanted something that did not slide off the plate.</p><p>They built parishes. They cooked. Sfincione traveled with them in muscle memory.</p><p>America offered different ingredients.</p><p>Caciocavallo was difficult to source. Mozzarella made from cow&#8217;s milk was cheap, available, and melted the way you needed it to. So the cheese changed.</p><p>And when the cheese changed, other things fell away. Breadcrumbs faded. Anchovies disappeared. That changed things. Anchovies carried salt and funk and coastline. Without them, the pizza got simpler. Cleaner. More American. The sauce thickened to compensate. Mozzarella, when melted, formed a moisture barrier where breadcrumbs once worked.</p><p>The dough remained thick. The pan remained rectangular. Olive oil at the base remained essential.</p><p>Italian American Sicilian pizza was not exactly Palermo&#8217;s sfincione. It was not an imitation. It was an adjustment.</p><p>Make it thick. Make it square. Feed a crowd.</p><p>The dough explains the rest.</p><p>Lean Neapolitan and New York doughs rely on speed and heat. Sicilian dough takes its time. It carries more olive oil and often hydration levels near seventy percent or higher. That extra water produces an open crumb structure. The oil softens gluten development, creating more tenderness than chew.</p><p>With proper fermentation, ideally overnight, enzymes convert starches into sugars. Those sugars deepen flavor and fuel the crust&#8217;s browning. Time becomes part of the structure.</p><p>Press that dough into a well oiled pan and bake it at 425 to 475 degrees. The base shallow fries in place. Oil and heat create a crisp underside through caramelization and browning. Above it sits a soft interior filled with air pockets.</p><p>Crisp outside. Spongy inside.</p><p>That contradiction is the point.</p><p>Rhode Island did not turn Sicilian pizza into a spectacle. It absorbed it.</p><p>Roughly eighteen percent of Rhode Islanders claim Italian ancestry, the highest percentage in the country. In Johnston, nearly half the town traces its roots to Italy. Federal Hill remains the symbolic center. The archway at Atwells Avenue. The pine cone overhead that tourists insist is a pineapple. The median painted green, white, and red.</p><p>Sicilian pizza did not need branding here. It was already familiar.</p><p>In 1953, Caserta Pizzeria opened on Spruce Street off Federal Hill. It is still there. The menu remains stubbornly small. You order at the counter under fluorescent light that hums louder than the conversation. The woman behind the register does not ask how your day is going. She asks how many.</p><p>Caserta&#8217;s square pizza, layered with sauce over cheese, became one of the state&#8217;s most recognizable slices. The crust is thick but compact, denser than traditional sfincione. The sauce on top approach marks it as distinctly Rhode Island. It is not trying to be Palermo. It never was.</p><p>Other shops did their own version.</p><p>In Westerly, Vittoria&#8217;s produces a high hydration Sicilian closer to the airy version you&#8217;d find in Palermo. Sixteen inches square. Cut into sixteen pieces. Sold by the slice. The crumb is lighter than Caserta&#8217;s. The interior more open.</p><p>In Fox Point, Pizza Marvin serves thick Sicilian slices alongside New Haven style round pies. Their crowd is younger. The slices lean faintly sweet and chewy, closer to focaccia than to compact pan pizza.</p><p>And in nearly every Rhode Island pizzeria, there it sits. Behind the glass under warming lamps. A metal spatula scraping the corner of a seasoned pan. Steam fogging the sneeze guard while someone ahead of you debates between two squares as if it matters.</p><p>Sicilian pizza here is not mythologized. It is not argued about the way bar pie is argued about. No one hangs their reputation on it. They just make it. And people eat it.</p><p>It does not need a speech. It does not need to win anything. It just needs to be hot when you point at it.</p><p>For many people, the edge remains the prize.</p><p>The corner square where dough meets the pan wall and olive oil gathers deepest. Heat concentrates there. Caramelization intensifies. The crust darkens further than the center.</p><p>People reach for those pieces first.</p><p>Sfincione emerged from the margins. From monasteries. From markets. From an island often treated as peripheral. It crossed the Atlantic in memory. The cheese changed. The toppings simplified. The breadcrumbs disappeared.</p><p>The square survived.</p><p>Neapolitan pizza defined the early American pizzeria. Sicilian defined something else. It thickened. It steadied. It filled pans and fed whole neighborhoods.</p><p>In Rhode Island, it settled in without demanding attention. A square behind glass. A paper plate bending in your hands. Oil on your fingertips.</p><p>It did not need to be delicate.<br>It did not need to be fashionable.</p><p>It just needed enough weight to last.</p><p><strong>SOURCES</strong></p><p><strong>Sfincione origins and the Monastery of San Vito. </strong>The origin of sfincione at the Monastery of San Vito in Palermo is documented by La Cucina Italiana (April 2023), the Cesarine cooking school, and the official Visit Sicily tourism website. The Cesarine account attributes the creation to Franciscan nuns who enriched bread dough with local ingredients for festival occasions. La Cucina Italiana provides the aristocratic origin story involving Prince Giuseppe Branciforte di Butera&#8217;s Mons&#249; chefs and the original recipe with b&#233;chamel, chicken offal, and peas. The etymological connection to Latin <em>spongia</em> is confirmed by Sanpellegrino&#8217;s food history feature and the Visit Sicily website. The alternative Arabic derivation (<em>sfang</em>) is noted by Visit Sicily. The inclusion of sfincione on Italy&#8217;s PAT (Traditional Agri-food Products) list is confirmed by Giallozafferano.</p><p><strong>Italian immigration to the United States and Rhode Island. </strong>The figure of roughly four million Italian immigrants between the late 19th century and 1920s is supported by multiple immigration history sources including the Library of Congress. The Fabre Line&#8217;s Providence route and the figure of 30,000 passengers between 1911 and 1914 are documented by the Steamship Historical Society of America and by Patrick T. Conley and William J. Jennings Jr., <em>Aboard the Fabre Line to Providence: Immigration to Rhode Island</em> (The History Press, 2013). The figure of over 20,000 Italian immigrants on Federal Hill by 1905 is from Walter Potenza&#8217;s documented history of Italian immigration to Rhode Island. Italian settlement patterns in Federal Hill, Johnston, North Providence, western Cranston, and West Warwick are documented by the Steamship Historical Society. Textile mill and jewelry factory employment is confirmed by the Providence Wikipedia entry, the Steamship Historical Society, and the New England Historical Society. Providence&#8217;s status as the costume jewelry capital of the world is documented by the New England Historical Society and the Jewelry District Wikipedia entry.</p><p><strong>Federal Hill history. </strong>The Wikipedia entry for Federal Hill, Providence, documents heavy Italian American immigration in the early 20th century and the Patriarca crime family&#8217;s operations from Atwells Avenue beginning in 1954. La Pigna (the pine cone sculpture) on the gateway arch is described in the Wikipedia entry and multiple tourism sources. The Italian tricolor on the Atwells Avenue median is confirmed by the Federal Hill Wikipedia entry. DePasquale Plaza is documented by Explore.com (February 2025) and the Providence Federal Hill commercial district website.</p><p><strong>Rhode Island Italian ancestry statistics. </strong>The eighteen percent Italian ancestry figure for Rhode Island is from the American Community Survey, as cited in the Wikipedia entry for Rhode Island. The Johnston figure of approximately 46.7% Italian ancestry is documented by We The Italians in an interview with Walter Potenza. Rhode Island&#8217;s ranking as the most Italian state in America is confirmed by the New England Historical Society and multiple census analyses.</p><p><strong>Caserta Pizzeria. </strong>Caserta Pizzeria&#8217;s founding in 1953 at 121 Spruce Street on Federal Hill is confirmed by the restaurant&#8217;s Yelp page, Tripadvisor listing, the Federal Hill commercial district website, and Hey Rhody (August 2017). The limited menu and the sauce over cheese preparation are documented across multiple review platforms and food journalism sources including Off The Broiler, Mindtrip, and Tripadvisor. The observation that Caserta&#8217;s crust is compact rather than spongy is based on reviewer descriptions and comparison with the sfincione model as defined in pizza literature.</p><p><strong>Vittoria&#8217;s NY Pizza, Westerly. </strong>Vittoria&#8217;s has served Westerly, Rhode Island since 2002, as confirmed by the official website (vittoriasnypizza.com). The menu lists a Sicilian pie as a 16 inch square cut into 16 slices. Reviews on The Pizza Principal Substack (December 2024 and February 2025) describe the Sicilian as having a thick, airy crumb with crisp bottoms from an oiled pan, and rate Vittoria&#8217;s among the best pizza in Rhode Island. Additional reviews on One Bite App, Tripadvisor, Yelp, and MenuPix confirm the quality of the Sicilian slices.</p><p><strong>Pizza Marvin, Providence. </strong>Pizza Marvin is located at 468 Wickenden Street in Fox Point. Owners Robert Andreozzi and Nicholas Hedberg designed the space as a modern house of pizza, as documented by Rhode Island Monthly (July 2021). The Infatuation (July 2024) described their thick slices as faintly sweet, chewy, and phenomenal. Country 102.5 (January 2024) noted the Sicilian slices are thicker, almost like focaccia bread.</p><p><strong>Sicilian pizza in America and the mozzarella substitution. </strong>The transformation of sfincione in America, including the substitution of mozzarella for caciocavallo, is documented by Tasting Table (February 2024), Sal&#8217;s Pizzeria (April 2022), Salerno&#8217;s Pizza (January 2024), and the Wikipedia entry for Sicilian pizza. The Wikipedia entry confirms the style&#8217;s popularity in Italian American enclaves across the northeastern United States.</p><p><strong>Dough science and sfincione technique. </strong>The high hydration characteristics of sfincione dough, the role of olive oil in enriching dough and creating a crispy bottom through shallow frying, and the function of breadcrumbs as a moisture barrier are drawn from multiple baking science sources including The Perfect Loaf, King Arthur Baking Company, and Sauce Sandwich (a sfincione baking blog by Phil Buccellato). The Maillard reaction&#8217;s role in browning and flavor development is consistent with food chemistry literature.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hMr3!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbdbe66d0-4431-4939-8828-e79d99b8abe3_1083x1080.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hMr3!, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/w_424, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/c_limit, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/f_webp, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/q_auto:good, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbdbe66d0-4431-4939-8828-e79d99b8abe3_1083x1080.jpeg 424w, /__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hMr3!, 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The parking lot was busy.</p><p>That told me everything I needed to know before I ever opened the door.</p><p>The kitchen at Catanzaro&#8217;s Pizzeria is open and you can see everything being made from your table. Three people, each one perfect at exactly what they were doing, moving together like a tight jazz trio, every action landing exactly where it needed to. Metronomic precision. </p><p>And then our server arrived. After I finished my first Mountain Dew I told her to just bring me two more cans so I wouldn&#8217;t have to bother her later for a third. She said she wanted to keep them cold for me and didn&#8217;t mind coming back again as needed. Like Radar O&#8217;Reilly, she was there every time before I knew I needed her. She could not have been any more friendly, warm, or gracious. It was like eating at your best friend&#8217;s house, the dinner her cool mom made, the one where you always hoped you&#8217;d get invited back.</p><p>First, the meatballs.</p><p>One meatball each, served in a pool of sauce it had been simmering in all day, dusted with grated cheese, a wedge of garlic bread there to catch what spills over. Big enough to be an appetizer by itself. And it was the most tender, delicious meatball I&#8217;ve eaten in recent memory. Moist all the way through. No dry pockets. No tough exterior where someone got impatient with the heat. This was a meatball that someone thought about. The sauce it was served in smelled almost impossibly good when it hit the table. And it tasted better than it smelled.</p><p>It tasted like your grandmother made it. (Assuming she was Italian, knew what she was doing, and loved you enough to get it right.)</p><p>Anthony, the owner, came over and talked with us for a while. Some owners do that as a performance. Anthony does it because he actually wants to know if everything is right. There&#8217;s a difference when you are passionate about serving your customers as well as you can every time, and you can feel it.</p><p>Then. The pizza.</p><p>Catanzaro&#8217;s does Sicilian. Not the thick, doughy kind that puts you to sleep. This is its own creature, a rectangle with serious intentions, baked in a well-seasoned pan, with a crust that&#8217;s golden and crisp and an interior that&#8217;s chewy and pillowy and herbaceous in a way that makes you stop mid-bite and reconsider every other place you thought was in your top five before this.</p><p>The sauce is tangy. Bright. Lightly sweet in the way a good tomato is sweet, not the way a corporate kitchen adds sugar to cover its sins. The cheese pulls. The pepperoni cups and chars at the edges, pooling in the middle, because the oven is hot.</p><p>This is a substantial pizza. Filling pizza. Fantastic pizza. </p><p>I walked in as a stranger on a busy Wednesday night in Cranston. 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y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Know When to Hold It. Know When to Fold It.]]></title><description><![CDATA[How New York Pizza Learned to Move]]></description><link>https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/know-when-to-hold-it-know-when-to</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/know-when-to-hold-it-know-when-to</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ThePizzaPrincipal]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2026 12:11:35 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!6P3P!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb766dd1d-b274-48f6-9226-0f031cdd10f6_1200x630.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You fold it.</p><p>You don&#8217;t think about it. There&#8217;s no pause between lifting the slice and bending it down the middle. No debate. No plan. The triangle lands on the paper plate, and your hand moves on instinct. The crust curls into a shallow trough. Tip aimed forward. Grease, the kind that only appears when this cheese meets this heat for this long, gathers in the valley you&#8217;ve made and creeps toward your wrist.</p><p>The slice is built to move.</p><p>You&#8217;re standing. Of course you are. There might be a stool that wobbles. There might be a narrow counter screwed into the wall, just wide enough for a paper plate and a soda. There might be a window shelf where the glass fogs in winter above a radiator that hasn&#8217;t worked since November. But there&#8217;s no table. No fork. No knife. No cloth napkin. No ceremony here.</p><p>You walked in. You pointed. You paid. You folded. Now you&#8217;re eating. The whole exchange took ninety seconds, which feels like a small miracle, because ninety seconds is also how long it takes to bake the pizza this one is most related to by blood.</p><p>That&#8217;s the New York story in one breath. Neapolitan immigrants took a ninety second pizza and, over fifty years, turned it into one you could eat in ninety seconds. The bake got longer. The eating got faster. Every adaptation, oven, cheese, size, shape, and the way your hand holds the slice answered the same question.</p><p>Who needed it to move?<br>Everybody.</p><p>The myth says this story begins with Lombardi&#8217;s.</p><p>In 1905, a Neapolitan immigrant named Gennaro Lombardi opened the first pizzeria in America at 53 1/2 Spring Street in Manhattan&#8217;s Little Italy. Coal oven. Apprentices. From that address, a lineage fans out across the city. Antonio &#8220;Totonno&#8221; Pero left to open Totonno&#8217;s on Coney Island in 1924. John Sasso left to open John&#8217;s on Bleecker Street in 1929. Patsy Lancieri opened Patsy&#8217;s in East Harlem in 1933. Lombardi led to Totonno. Totonno led to everyone else. Biblical succession. Clean narrative. Plaques on the wall.</p><p>But history is rarely that clean.</p><p>Peter Regas, an independent researcher who stumbled upon the discrepancies while investigating Chicago pizza history, has spent years compiling primary source documents that tell a different story. Birth records. Naturalization papers. City directories. Italian language newspaper ads. The paper trail shows that Gennaro Lombardi arrived in America in November 1904 at age seventeen, classified as a laborer. If he was involved with the pizzeria at 53 Spring Street in 1905, it was as an employee, not an owner. The address had already been established, likely by a man named Filippo Milone, who set up a combination pizzeria and grocery there around 1898. By March 1905, a newspaper ad shows Giovanni Santillo running the place under the name Antica Pizzeria Napoletana. Lombardi didn&#8217;t buy the business until around 1908, then sold it, then repurchased it around 1918, and ran it until he died in 1958.</p><p>And Milone wasn&#8217;t even the first. City directories show Giovanni Albano&#8217;s pizzeria at 59 1/2 Mulberry Street was operating by 1894. Eleven years before the date on Lombardi&#8217;s plaque.</p><p>Filippo Milone established pizzerias at no fewer than six locations throughout New York City. Three of them later became famous under other names: Pop&#8217;s in Brooklyn, John&#8217;s of Bleecker Street, and Lombardi&#8217;s itself. Milone, who may have done more than anyone to bring pizza to the United States, died in 1924 without children and lies in an unmarked grave in Queens. A pioneer of what became a forty five billion dollar industry, forgotten until a researcher found his name buried in hundred year old newspaper ads.</p><p>The Pizza Hall of Fame recognizes Lombardi&#8217;s as the first American pizzeria. The plaque is still on the wall at 32 Spring Street, the reopened 1994 location one block from the original. Nobody&#8217;s taken it down. Nobody will. But the honest version has a man in an unmarked grave who deserves to be named.</p><p>The real turning point for New York pizza wasn&#8217;t a person. It was fuel.</p><p>Neapolitan pizza ovens burned wood. They were domed, compact, and violent. A small pie cooked in under two minutes. When immigrants arrived in Lower Manhattan in the late 1800s and early 1900s, they couldn&#8217;t duplicate those ovens. Wood was expensive, hard to source, and harder to store in tenement neighborhoods. What New York had was coal. Coal was cheap and brutally hot, about 13,000 BTUs per pound compared to wood&#8217;s 6,500. Twice the energy, half the cost, available on every corner.</p><p>What New York also had, in Italian bakeries across the Lower East Side, was commercial bread ovens. Big ones. The kind built to produce hundreds of loaves at a time for the neighborhood. They weren&#8217;t built for pizza. They were built for bread. But they ran on coal, they ran hot, and they were already there.</p><p>So they did what immigrants do. They used what existed.</p><p>Pizza entered those bread ovens and came out different. The chambers were larger, so the pies grew, stretching from the individual Neapolitan size to the fourteen inch and eventually the eighteen inch rounds that would come to define this style. Coal heat left the bottom darker, crisper, louder. A bottom with an audible crunch and faint smokiness. The pies grew wider. The eating changed with it. A bigger pie could be sliced. A slice could be shared. A slice could be carried.</p><p>Nobody &#8220;invented&#8221; New York style in a brainstorm. Limitations did the inventing.</p><p>But coal had a ceiling. Those ovens were massive, expensive, and hard to run. And a coal baked pie, as great as it is in the moment, doesn&#8217;t have a long life. It is at its best right now. Then it fades. Reheating is where it breaks your heart.</p><p>That works fine if your whole business is built around people eating in the same room at the same time. New York was not built that way.</p><p>Coal made pizza communal. Gas made slices possible.</p><p>In the mid 1930s, a man named Frank Mastro ran a restaurant supply business on the Bowery, the stretch of lower Manhattan where the food industry has gone to buy equipment since before anyone alive can remember. Mastro was an Italian immigrant, and he understood the pizza business the way a mechanic understands an engine, not romantically but as a series of mechanical interactions. He looked at coal ovens and saw: Size. Cost. Fuel handling. Inconsistency. A temperature he couldn&#8217;t fine tune.</p><p>He took a used coal oven, ran a gas line into it, and created the first gas fired pizza deck oven. Then he convinced the Blodgett oven company to manufacture them. Then, because he was a salesman, he set up a pizzeria right there on the Bowery to show entrepreneurs what the future of pizza looked like.</p><p>It ran at 550 to 600 degrees, roughly 300 degrees cooler than coal. That temperature drop changed everything.</p><p>At 900 degrees, pizza cooks in under two minutes. The crust chars fast. The cheese barely has time to brown. The result is wet, soft, blistered. At 550 degrees, the bake stretches to seven, eight, or ten minutes. Moisture has time to leave the dough. Sauce reduces. Cheese browns evenly across the surface. The crust becomes drier, sturdier, with a snap on the bottom and enough twist on top to fold without cracking.</p><p>And the most important part, the part that built the slice counter as an institution: a pizza that baked longer at a lower temperature could survive cooling. It could sit. It could wait. It could be reheated.</p><p>A reheatable pizza could be sold by the slice.</p><p>That&#8217;s the biggest innovation in pizza selling history.</p><p>If you can bake a full pie, hold it, and reheat a slice to order, you don&#8217;t need a dining room. You need a counter. You get speed. You get volume. You need a stack of paper plates and a guy who can make change with one hand while he slides a slice into the oven with the other.</p><p>The slice shop isn&#8217;t just a counter and an oven. It&#8217;s a system built for movement. And New York runs on movement.</p><p>Nobody knows for certain who sold the first individual slice. Some credit Nunzio&#8217;s in Staten Island, sometime in the 1940s, but the records are thin.</p><p>By 1947, Louie and Ernie&#8217;s had opened a gas oven pizzeria in Harlem. By 1950, J&amp;V Pizzeria in Bensonhurst, Brooklyn, was selling slices and delivering pies. A GI named Ira Nevin returned from Italy in 1945, and his family went on to build the first Bakers Pride gas fired ceramic deck oven, which became the industry workhorse. The deck oven that made the slice possible soon filled pizza shops across the country.</p><p>New York Pizza Suprema, on Eighth Avenue across from Penn Station, still uses the original deck ovens it installed in 1964. Sixty years of continuous baking. The seasoning on those decks is its own ingredient by now.</p><p>The oven is never the glamorous part of the story. It is almost always the most important.</p><p>After World War II, the appetite for pizza went national. GIs who&#8217;d eaten pizza in Naples and Rome came home craving it. Gas ovens made opening a pizzeria affordable to anyone with a storefront and a dream that smelled like oregano. The slice shops multiplied. By 1958, Pizza Hut had opened in Wichita. Little Caesars in Michigan. Domino&#8217;s a year later. The chains learned what the slice shops already knew: this food scaled.</p><p>But slice shops sold proximity. The fold. The counter. The exchange between the guy behind the glass and the one pointing at the pepperoni. That transaction takes seconds. It is the core of New York food culture.</p><p>Cities teach food how to behave.<br>New York demanded food that moved with it.<br>The slice delivered.</p><p>The fold is not a vibe. It is engineering.</p><p>A flat slice is a problem. The tip droops. The toppings slide. The grease runs where it wants to go. You can&#8217;t walk with it unless you like living recklessly.</p><p>Fold it down the middle, and the slice stiffens. The tip behaves. The toppings stay put. You can move.</p><p>In 1827, a German mathematician named Carl Friedrich Gauss published what he called his &#8220;Remarkable Theorem.&#8221; Among its implications is a principle that explains why grass stands upright, why corrugated cardboard holds weight, why Pringles don&#8217;t collapse in the tube, and why your pizza slice becomes rigid the moment you fold it.</p><p>A flat surface has zero Gaussian curvature, which means it&#8217;s flat in every direction. When you curve that surface along one axis, bending it into a trough, the math requires that the curvature in the perpendicular direction stay at zero. The surface can&#8217;t bend in both directions at once without stretching or compressing itself. So the fold along the length of the slice forces the axis running from crust to tip to remain rigid. The tip stops drooping. The toppings stop sliding. The grease pools in the center instead of running off the edge. The slice holds.</p><p>It isn&#8217;t a ritual. It&#8217;s a solution.</p><p>The fold predates New York. In Naples, street vendors folded pizza into a portafoglio, a wallet, quartered and eaten while walking. But in New York, the fold stopped being optional. The slices were too big. The crust was too thin at the tip. The grease was too much. Motion demanded a structural answer. Gauss, who died in 1855 and never tasted pizza, provided one.</p><div><hr></div><p>The cheese is where New York and Naples officially split.</p><p>Neapolitan pizza uses fresh mozzarella. Wet, high moisture. It works at extreme temperatures because the pizza bakes so fast that the water doesn&#8217;t get a chance to ruin the crust. At 900 degrees, moisture evaporates almost as quickly as it&#8217;s released. The cheese melts into soft white pools, but the crust has already set before the water can soak through.</p><p>At 550 degrees, the math changes.</p><p>Fresh mozzarella in a gas deck oven has time. Time to release moisture. Time for whey to pool on the surface. Time for the center of the crust to soften underneath. Time for the whole thing to become, in the most technical term, soggy. Reheating makes it worse. Each cycle releases a little more water from the cheese, and the crust absorbs a little more of it, until the pizza becomes something you eat out of obligation rather than appetite.</p><p>New York needed a cheese that wouldn&#8217;t weep.</p><p>Low moisture mozzarella is the answer, and it&#8217;s an American invention. A mozzarella that&#8217;s been aged and dried to reduce its water content. Firmer. Saltier. Slightly sharper. It shreds instead of tears. When it melts at gas oven temperatures, it doesn&#8217;t pool. It flows evenly, browns evenly, and produces that orange oil slick outsiders love to mock until they grow up and realize it&#8217;s a signal flare. That slice is ready. That slice will fold. That slice will travel.</p><p>The orange is rendered milk fat, pushed out of the cheese during baking. On a fresh mozzarella pizza, the moisture looks white and watery because the proteins haven&#8217;t tightened yet. On low moisture mozzarella, those proteins have already changed during aging. What&#8217;s left to release is fat, not water. Fat is orange. Fat is flavor. Fat is the visual shorthand for a pizza that&#8217;s done its job.</p><p>New York didn&#8217;t choose low moisture mozzarella because it was romantic. It chose it because the slower oven demanded it. That&#8217;s the city&#8217;s love language. Function first. Romance, if there&#8217;s time.</p><div><hr></div><p>Now. The water.</p><p>Every pizza explorer who visits New York hears it eventually. The water. It&#8217;s the water. The Catskill Mountain reservoir system delivers water that&#8217;s soft, low in minerals, slightly alkaline at a pH of about 7.4, and unfiltered, making New York one of only five major U.S. cities whose tap water doesn&#8217;t need filtration. The theory goes that this mineral profile makes a superior dough. Some pizzerias outside New York have shipped in the water. Others have installed devices called New York WaterMakers that claim to replicate the mineral content.</p><p>It&#8217;s a beautiful story. It flatters the city. It suggests that what New York makes can&#8217;t be copied, that the secret is literally in the ground.</p><p>In 2019, food writer and scientist J. Kenji Lopez Alt ran the experiment. Six pizzas. Six waters. New York City tap, Aquafina at roughly ten parts per million dissolved solids, Evian at roughly 370 parts per million, and several others. Blind taste test. Controlled variables.</p><p>The results were, in his words, &#8220;essentially nonconclusive.&#8221; The tasters couldn&#8217;t tell the doughs apart. Lopez Alt&#8217;s conclusion: &#8220;The short answer is no, the water is not really important.&#8221;</p><p>But shipping Catskill water to a pizzeria in Phoenix misunderstands how this pizza was built. Every ingredient in the New York slice got there because it was cheap, local, and available. Coal because it was on every corner. Bread ovens because they were already running. That&#8217;s not how this pizza thinks.</p><p>The real reasons New York pizza is good are brutally ordinary. Competition. Density. Repetition. A thousand small adjustments made by people who&#8217;ve done the motion so many times they can feel hydration with their fingertips. Shops that fail fast because there&#8217;s a better slice on the next block. Ovens that have been running in the same spot for decades, seasoned by time and use.</p><p>That is how New York pizza becomes great. It&#8217;s earned. Not shipped.</p><div><hr></div><p>New York pizza didn&#8217;t arrive in Rhode Island through a franchise agreement or a business plan. It arrived the way the best food arrives: inside people. People who carried the knowledge in their hands and brought it to the place where they lived.</p><p>Rhode Island was built for this. A state where Italian American identity isn&#8217;t a costume or a restaurant theme. It&#8217;s family. It&#8217;s a neighborhood. It&#8217;s the name on the bakery, the Italian flag on the porch, the Thanksgiving argument about whose sauce is better. Between 1911 and 1934, the Fabre Steamship Line ran a route from Marseilles through Italian ports to Providence, and immigrants walked off the ships and into Federal Hill, where by 1895, half the neighborhood was Italian. By 1930, one in five residents of Providence had Italian roots. Today, Rhode Island has the highest percentage of Italian Americans of any state in the country at 18.9 percent. The town of Johnston, just outside Providence, is 46.7 percent Italian by ancestry. Nearly half. D. Palmieri&#8217;s Bakery on Killingly Street has been there since 1905, five generations of the same family pulling party pizza from the same ovens. Atwood Avenue runs through Johnston like a main nerve, and if you drive it end to end, you&#8217;ll pass more Italian restaurants than traffic lights. The slice didn&#8217;t need an introduction here. It arrived to a place that had been speaking its language for a hundred years.</p><p>These families didn&#8217;t arrive with ovens. They arrived with recipes, memories, and an appetite. The ovens they found here produced other styles first. Bakery pizza. Greek pizza. Adaptations formed by constraint, the same way New York&#8217;s had been. But the logic of the slice. Food that moved with you. Food that fit inside a workday. Food that cost a few dollars and took ninety seconds. It felt familiar the moment it appeared.</p><div><hr></div><p>On Hope Street in Providence, there&#8217;s a pizzeria called Francesco&#8217;s. The story begins in 1918. A man named Francesco left a small village called Marzano Appio, on the outskirts of Naples, and crossed the Atlantic to New York. He found work at pizzerias on Arthur Avenue in the Bronx, the Italian market that was, and still is, one of the most concentrated blocks of Italian food culture in the country. He learned the oven. He mastered the craft. He started his own business. And he kept his mother&#8217;s and grandmother&#8217;s dough recipe, which he carried from that village near Naples through Arthur Avenue and eventually, generation by generation, into Providence.</p><p>The recipe is now four generations old. Frank Schiavone, who grew up in Johnston, opened Francesco&#8217;s Pizzeria at 357 Hope Street in October 2020. He&#8217;d been in the restaurant business since he was thirteen, washing dishes at a restaurant where his mother tended bar, a single parent watching her son through the kitchen door. &#8220;I was the dishwasher,&#8221; Schiavone has said. &#8220;She was the bartender, the waitress, and when I was old enough to cook, I was cooking.&#8221; His mother still works with him, making meatballs by hand.</p><p>The pizzeria runs dual coal fire brick ovens at a thousand degrees, the kind that breathe when you open them, the heat rolling out in a visible wave. The flour is Antimo Caputo double zero, imported from Italy, the same flour Neapolitan pizzerias have trusted for generations. The pizza makers who work those ovens train for months before they&#8217;re trusted with a shift. There&#8217;s a second location now, at 1385 Mineral Spring Avenue in North Providence. Francesco&#8217;s won Best Pizza at Providence Pizza Week. Barstool rated it 8.1.</p><p>But the number that matters is four. Four generations. The same dough recipe moving from a village outside Naples, through the Bronx, into Rhode Island. A hundred year pipeline that ends with coal heat and Caputo flour in a city that was already built for this kind of food.</p><p>Down on Federal Hill, at 121 Spruce Street, Caserta Pizzeria has been open since 1953. Over seventy years. The menu is deliberate in its simplicity: plain, cheese, pepperoni, mushrooms, olives, anchovies. That&#8217;s it. No weekly specials designed for Instagram.  The sauce goes on top of the cheese, which is backward by most standards and completely correct by Caserta&#8217;s. The building is big and plain, fluorescent lights humming, and it has a parking lot, which on Federal Hill is roughly as valuable as waterfront property. People who grew up in Providence talk about Caserta the way people in other states talk about a grandparent&#8217;s kitchen. </p><p>Also on Federal Hill, at 294 Atwells Avenue, Napolitano&#8217;s Brooklyn Pizza proudly flies the flag. Jacob Kamborian, who&#8217;s owned restaurants throughout Rhode Island for decades, opened the first location in Cranston around 2009. The pizza is Brooklyn style in the truest sense: eighteen inch pies, thin and foldable, baked in a deck oven with a blend of low moisture and high moisture mozzarella that gives you both the snap and the stretch. You can fold a slice from Napolitano&#8217;s one handed while crossing Atwells and not lose a single cup of pepperoni. That&#8217;s the test. Three locations now: Cranston, Federal Hill, and Smithfield. The name tells you everything. Brooklyn pizza. In Rhode Island. On the avenue where Italian immigrants settled a hundred years ago.</p><p>At 767 Westminster Street, Nice Slice does the purest possible version of the New York slice counter. Big slices. Thin crust. Vegan options alongside the classics. Order at the counter, eat at the narrow tables under the chalkboard menu, and get on with your night. In a city full of college students, shift workers, and people between places, the slice counter makes the same argument it&#8217;s always made. You don&#8217;t need to sit down. You need to eat.</p><p>And then there&#8217;s Pizza Marvin.</p><p>Robert Andreozzi grew up in Bristol, Rhode Island. He studied culinary arts at Roger Williams and then at Johnson and Wales in Denver. He worked at del Posto in New York, where the Italian immersion went deep enough to send him to the Friuli region for months, foraging wild fennel and nettles off the roadside. His business partner, Jesse Hedberg, built cocktail programs at some of the best bars in Rhode Island, such as Fluke in Newport, the Courtland Club, and Cook and Brown. They opened Pizza Marvin at 468 Wickenden Street in Fox Point in December 2020. The name is a mashup of their grandfathers&#8217; names: Marco and Melvin.</p><p>They built the business during a pandemic, ovens running behind locked doors while the dining room sat empty. Takeout only, five nights a week, five to nine. No investors. No pressure to hit corporate numbers. &#8220;We grew on our own terms, very organically,&#8221; Andreozzi told The Public&#8217;s Radio. &#8220;And honestly, it was wonderful for us.&#8221;</p><p>The pizza is hard to categorize, which is the point. The round pies are New Haven inspired, charred and crackered. The square slices nod to Prince Street Pizza in Manhattan, the shop whose spicy spring square became a phenomenon. The dough is naturally fermented, stretched thin enough to see light through before it hits the deck. The flour comes from Maine Grains. The mozzarella is low moisture, from Wisconsin. The sauce is crushed tomatoes, and that&#8217;s literally it. No salt. No oregano. No garlic.</p><p><em>&#8220;To me, the most important part about this pizza is that it&#8217;s a crispy cracker with toppings on it,&#8221; Andreozzi has said.</em></p><p>But the menu is where the Rhode Island identity lives. The Chowdah Pie is topped with clams, potatoes, and bacon. Corny AF is a tribute to Al Forno, the Providence restaurant that invented grilled pizza and that we wrote about earlier in this series. There&#8217;s a pizza strip style square that nods to the bakery tradition we covered in the very first essay. Once a month, they build The Crustacean, a shellfish tower loaded with local oysters, littlenecks, rock crab, lobster salad, and tuna tartare, with a classic cheese pizza sitting on top like a crown. Hedberg created a canned Lambrusco called Pizza Wine. They sell Negronis made with pepperoni grease.</p><p>In December 2022, Barstool&#8217;s Dave Portnoy rated Pizza Marvin an 8.2. Demand surged. They went from a hundred pies a day to a hundred and eighty. Less than three months later, Andreozzi was named a James Beard semifinalist for Best Chef: Northeast, the first of two nominations. In 2026, Hedberg earned his own James Beard semifinalist nod. But the awards aren&#8217;t the story. The story is a shellfish tower sitting on a cheese pizza in a place the size of a living room on Wickenden Street. It&#8217;s chaotic. It&#8217;s Rhode Island flexing its coastline with one hand and holding a greasy paper plate with the other.</p><p>&#8220;We wake up in the morning, we think about Rhode Island,&#8221; Andreozzi told The Public&#8217;s Radio. &#8220;Then we think about New England, and then it&#8217;s the rest of the world.&#8221;</p><p>That&#8217;s not a slogan. That&#8217;s a method. Start where you are. Work outward. Let the place shape the food.</p><p>None of these places needs New York&#8217;s permission. They already speak the language. They just say it with a Rhode Island accent.</p><div><hr></div><p>New York style pizza is the most eaten pizza in the world. It is the pizza of the paper plate, the sidewalk, the 2 AM argument, the first date that couldn&#8217;t afford a table, the last meal before the flight, the slice that the stockbroker and the plumber eat shoulder to shoulder at a counter that seats nobody and serves everybody. It is the most successful single food adaptation in American history.</p><p>And it was an accident.</p><p>Every defining feature started as a workaround. Coal instead of wood, because wood was expensive. Bread ovens instead of pizza ovens, because that&#8217;s what existed. Bigger pies, because the ovens were bigger. Gas instead of coal because a salesman on the Bowery needed pizza reheated. Low moisture mozzarella, because fresh couldn&#8217;t survive a slow bake. The fold, because the slice was too big, too floppy, and too greasy to survive any other way.</p><p>Workarounds become traditions. Traditions become sacred.</p><p>In the last essay, we wrote about Neapolitan pizza, the kind that demands you sit down. This one does the opposite. This one stays with you. It doesn&#8217;t ask your day to stop. It jumps right into your day and rides along.</p><p>Neapolitan pizza is a cathedral. You enter. You lower your voice. You stay.</p><p>New York pizza is public transit. Loud. Practical. Packed with strangers. It still gets you where you need to go.</p><p>Both are beautiful. Both are sacred. Only one will follow you home at midnight and still taste good cold out of the box the next morning.</p><p>Some pizzas ask you to sit. Some give you permission to keep moving.</p><p>You fold it. You walk. You don&#8217;t stop.</p><div><hr></div><p><strong>SOURCES</strong></p><p><strong>The Lombardi&#8217;s origin story and Peter Regas research. </strong>The traditional claim that Gennaro Lombardi opened the first U.S. pizzeria in 1905 is documented by the Pizza Hall of Fame (pizzahalloffame.com), which recognizes Lombardi&#8217;s at 53 1/2 Spring Street as the first American pizzeria. Peter Regas&#8217;s research challenging this narrative is documented at pizzahistorybook.com and in the U.S. Pizza Museum&#8217;s &#8220;Lost Forefathers of Pizza in America&#8221; (February 2019), which presents Regas&#8217;s findings from birth records, naturalization papers, city directories, and Italian language newspaper advertisements. Key findings include: Giovanni Albano&#8217;s pizzeria at 59 1/2 Mulberry Street operating by 1894; Filippo Milone likely establishing the 53 Spring Street location around 1898; Giovanni Santillo&#8217;s &#8220;Antica Pizzeria Napoletana&#8221; advertisement at 53 Spring Street in March 1905; and Lombardi&#8217;s arrival in the U.S. in November 1904 at age seventeen. Milone&#8217;s establishment of at least six pizzeria locations and his death in 1924 in an unmarked grave in Queens are documented by Regas. The Lombardi family tree, including Antonio &#8220;Totonno&#8221; Pero opening Totonno&#8217;s in Coney Island in 1924, John Sasso opening John&#8217;s of Bleecker Street in 1929, and Patsy Lancieri opening Patsy&#8217;s in East Harlem in 1933, is documented across multiple sources including the Lombardi&#8217;s Wikipedia entry, Red Sauce America, and the Pizza Hall of Fame. The reopening of Lombardi&#8217;s at 32 Spring Street in 1994 is confirmed by the Lombardi&#8217;s Wikipedia entry.</p><p><strong>Coal fired ovens and the transition to gas. </strong>The adaptation of coal fired bread ovens for pizza making in early 1900s New York is documented by the Museum of the City of New York (&#8221;New York by the Slice&#8221;), which details how immigrant pizzamakers used existing bread ovens because Neapolitan style domed pizza ovens were unavailable. The energy content of coal versus wood (approximately 13,000 BTUs per pound vs. 6,500) is documented by the coal fired pizza Wikipedia entry and general fuel science sources. Frank Mastro&#8217;s development of the gas fired pizza deck oven in the mid 1930s is documented by PBS NewsHour (&#8221;How the New York Pizza Slice Became Universal,&#8221; March 2019) and ClassicNewYorkHistory.com, both of which credit Mastro with adapting a coal oven to gas and convincing the Blodgett company to manufacture gas deck ovens. The detail about Mastro setting up a model pizzeria on the Bowery is from ClassicNewYorkHistory.com. The alternative attribution to GI Ira Nevin and the Bakers Pride oven family is documented by Tasting Table (&#8221;How World War II Helped Pizza Become a Beloved American Staple&#8221;). The gas oven operating temperature range of 550 to 600 degrees Fahrenheit, the longer bake time of seven to ten minutes, and the resulting reheatable quality of gas oven pizza are documented across PBS NewsHour, ClassicNewYorkHistory.com, and the Museum of the City of New York.</p><p><strong>The birth of the slice. </strong>The attribution of the first slice sales to Nunzio&#8217;s in Staten Island in the 1940s is documented as pizza lore by Sal&#8217;s Pizzeria history, though no definitive proof exists. Louie and Ernie&#8217;s opening a gas oven pizzeria in Harlem in 1947 and J&amp;V Pizzeria in Bensonhurst, Brooklyn, operating by 1950 are documented across New York pizza history sources. New York Pizza Suprema&#8217;s continued use of its original 1964 deck ovens is documented by PBS NewsHour (March 2019).</p><p><strong>The fold and Gauss&#8217;s Theorema Egregium. </strong>The connection between pizza folding and Gaussian curvature is documented by Aatish Bhatia in Wired (&#8221;How Carl Friedrich Gauss Taught Us the Best Way to Hold a Pizza Slice,&#8221; September 2014), the Theorema Egregium Wikipedia entry, the Perimeter Institute (&#8221;The Physics of Eating Pizza the Proper Way&#8221;), and Harvard University Press (excerpt from Stopping for Directions). The theorem, published by Gauss in 1827, states that Gaussian curvature is an intrinsic property preserved under bending; for a flat surface with zero Gaussian curvature, bending along one axis forces rigidity in the perpendicular axis. Applications to corrugated cardboard, grass blades, and Pringles chips are discussed in the Wired article and the Perimeter Institute feature. Eduardo Torroja&#8217;s cantilevered racetrack grandstand in Madrid is documented in architectural engineering literature. The Neapolitan portafoglio tradition is documented by Scott Wiener (Scott&#8217;s Pizza Tours blog, &#8220;When Did We Start Folding Pizza,&#8221; November 2015).</p><p><strong>Low moisture mozzarella. </strong>The characterization of low moisture mozzarella as an American invention, its reduced water content compared to fresh mozzarella, and its suitability for longer gas oven bakes are documented by Pizzeria Locale, The Pizza Heaven, and PizzaBlab (&#8221;Best Pizza Cheese: Ultimate Guide&#8221;). The behavior of fresh mozzarella at different oven temperatures, specifically the pooling of whey at moderate temperatures versus rapid evaporation at extreme temperatures, is consistent with cheese science literature and documented by The Takeout (&#8221;The Best Mozzarella According to Pizza Pros&#8221;). The role of low moisture mozzarella as the standard for New York style pizza is confirmed across all major New York pizza history sources.</p><p><strong>The water myth. </strong>J. Kenji Lopez Alt&#8217;s 2019 experiment testing six different waters for pizza dough is documented by New Jersey Digest (August 2025), PMQ Pizza Magazine (September 2023), and Inverse (March 2018). The experiment included New York City tap water, Aquafina at approximately ten parts per million dissolved solids, and Evian at approximately 370 parts per million. Lopez Alt&#8217;s conclusion that the results were &#8220;essentially non conclusive&#8221; and that water is &#8220;not really important&#8221; is directly quoted in Inverse. New York City&#8217;s water profile (Catskill Mountains watershed, low mineral content, pH of approximately 7.4, unfiltered) is documented by Washington Square News (NYU) and InsideHook. The New York WaterMaker device is documented by Inverse, LAist, and Slice Pizza Blog.</p><p><strong>Post WWII pizza expansion. </strong>The role of returning GIs in popularizing pizza and the opening dates of Pizza Hut (1958), Little Caesars (1959), and Domino&#8217;s (1960) are documented by Tasting Table (&#8221;How World War II Helped Pizza Become a Beloved American Staple&#8221;) and the New York style pizza Wikipedia entry.</p><p><strong>Italian immigration to Rhode Island, Federal Hill, and Johnston. </strong>The Fabre Steamship Line&#8217;s operation through Providence (1911 to 1934) is documented by the Steamship Historical Society (shiphistory.org, &#8220;Immigration to Providence,&#8221; 2017). Federal Hill demographics (approximately 50% Italian by 1895, 20% of Providence Italian by 1930) are from Federal Hill heritage sources (historicalfederalhill.com, federalhilltours.com). Rhode Island&#8217;s 18.9% Italian American population and Johnston&#8217;s 46.7% Italian ancestry are from We The Italians, citing the 2010 Census. Johnston is identified as &#8220;the most Italian municipality in the United States&#8221; by the New England Historical Society. Italian immigrants settled in Johnston, North Providence, western Cranston, and West Warwick to work in the textile mills, as documented by the Steamship Historical Society. D. Palmieri&#8217;s Bakery at 624 Killingly Street in Johnston was founded in 1905 by Domenico Palmieri, who opened a bakery on Ledge Street in Providence&#8217;s North End before the family relocated to Johnston. The bakery is now in its fourth generation under Stephen Palmieri and his sons, as documented by the Cranston Herald (June 2020), GoLocal Providence, CBS Boston (September 2024), and Tripadvisor. D. Palmieri&#8217;s won best pizza strips in Rhode Island Monthly&#8217;s taste test (February 2022). The concentration of Italian restaurants along Atwood Avenue in Johnston, including Atwood Grill (1413 Atwood Ave), Trattoria Romana (1571 Atwood Ave), Bar Lino (1395 Atwood Ave), La Nuova Pizzeria (1417 Atwood Ave), and The Original Italian Bakery (915 Atwood Ave), is confirmed by Yelp, Google Maps, and OpenTable listings.</p><p><strong>Francesco&#8217;s Pizzeria, Providence. </strong>The family history of Francesco immigrating from Marzano Appio, near Naples, to New York in 1918, working at pizzerias on Arthur Avenue in the Bronx, and the four generation dough recipe is documented on the Francesco&#8217;s Pizzeria official website (francescospvd.com) and confirmed by Yelp business descriptions. Frank Schiavone&#8217;s biography, including his upbringing in Johnston, starting as a dishwasher at thirteen, his mother&#8217;s role as bartender and current meatball maker, and the October 2020 opening at 357 Hope Street are documented by Rhode Island Monthly (&#8221;Francesco&#8217;s Pizzeria in Providence Provides Slices Stacked with Toppings,&#8221; May 2023), the Brown Daily Herald (&#8221;Francesco&#8217;s Pizzeria, a Pandemic Restaurant Opening, Prioritizes Family Tradition,&#8221; January 2022), and GoLocal Providence. The dual coal fire brick ovens at 1,000 degrees, months of pizzaiolo training, use of Antimo Caputo double zero flour, and the North Providence location at 1385 Mineral Spring Avenue are confirmed by the official website and Yelp. The Providence Pizza Week Best Pizza award is documented by Rhode Island Monthly. The Barstool 8.1 rating is documented by Barstool Sports and the Francesco&#8217;s Instagram page. The GoLocal Providence interview identifies the family origin as Caserta province, consistent with Marzano Appio&#8217;s location.</p><p><strong>Caserta Pizzeria, Providence. </strong>Caserta Pizzeria&#8217;s founding in 1953 at 121 Spruce Street on Federal Hill is documented by the Caserta Pizzeria official website (casertapizzeria.com), Yelp (established 1953), Tripadvisor, and Hey Rhody (&#8221;Love at First Slice at Caserta Pizzeria,&#8221; August 2017). The originator of the Wimpy Skippy (spinach pie with mozzarella, pepperoni, and black olives) is confirmed by the official website. The limited traditional topping menu and the sauce on top preparation are documented across review sources. Owner John Campagnone Jr. is identified in the Tripadvisor listing. The restaurant&#8217;s significance as a Federal Hill institution is documented across Providence food media.</p><p><strong>Napolitano&#8217;s Brooklyn Pizza, Rhode Island. </strong>Jacob Kamborian&#8217;s ownership, the Brooklyn style pizza focus, and the blend of low moisture and high moisture mozzarella are documented by Phantom Gourmet (October 2021), the Valley Breeze (July 2025), and Yelp. The Cranston establishment date of approximately 2009 and three current locations (Cranston at 100 East Street, Providence at 294 Atwells Avenue on Federal Hill, and Smithfield) are confirmed by Yelp and Google Maps.</p><p><strong>Nice Slice, Providence. </strong>The location at 767 Westminster Street, New York style slices, vegan and traditional menu, and neighborhood following are documented by Yelp, Tripadvisor, and Downtown Providence (downtownprovidence.com). The whole wheat thin crust option is noted by Restaurant.com.</p><p><strong>Pizza Marvin, Providence. </strong>Robert Andreozzi (Bristol, Rhode Island; Roger Williams University; Johnson and Wales University, Denver) and Jesse Hedberg&#8217;s opening of Pizza Marvin at 468 Wickenden Street in Fox Point in December 2020 is documented by The Public&#8217;s Radio (&#8221;Rob Andreozzi Says He&#8217;s &#8216;Not a Pizza Guy,&#8217;&#8221; January 2024), The Old Ghosts (&#8221;Providential Pizza,&#8221; October 2025), Rhode Island Monthly (July 2021, August 2024), the Boston Globe (November 2021, October 2024), the Brown Daily Herald (January 2021), and Providence Business News (January 2023). The restaurant name as a mashup of grandfathers&#8217; names Marco and Melvin is from Rhode Island Monthly (August 2024). Andreozzi&#8217;s quote about growing organically during the pandemic and the Rhode Island philosophy quote are from The Public&#8217;s Radio (January 2024). The del Posto experience and Friuli immersion are from The Public&#8217;s Radio. The naturally fermented dough, Maine Grains flour, Wisconsin low moisture mozzarella, and sauce composition (crushed tomatoes only) are from the Brown Daily Herald and The Public&#8217;s Radio. The Chowdah Pie, Corny AF (Al Forno tribute), pizza strip style square, The Crustacean shellfish tower, Pizza Wine, and Negroni with pepperoni grease are documented by Rhode Island Monthly (August 2024), The Old Ghosts, and The Public&#8217;s Radio. The Barstool 8.2 rating (December 26, 2022) and resulting demand surge (100 to 180 pies per day) are from The Old Ghosts. The James Beard semifinalist nomination for Best Chef: Northeast in 2023 is confirmed by Providence Business News (January 2023), EastBayRI (February 2023), Rhode Island Monthly (January 2023), and GoLocal Providence. Andreozzi&#8217;s two time James Beard nominee status and Hedberg&#8217;s 2026 James Beard semifinalist status are confirmed by What&#8217;s Up Newp (February 2026). The Club Frills opening and Hotel Viking partnership are documented by the Boston Globe (October 2024) and What&#8217;s Up Newp (February 2026). Hedberg&#8217;s cocktail background at Fluke, Courtland Club, and Cook and Brown is from the Boston Globe (October 2024). Andreozzi&#8217;s quote about the pizza being &#8220;a crispy cracker with toppings on it&#8221; is from The Public&#8217;s Radio.</p><p><strong>Rhode Island pizza search interest. </strong>The claim that Rhode Island has repeatedly ranked among the top states for Google search interest in pizza is based on Google Trends data and has been cited in regional food journalism and within the RI: The Pizza State community documentation.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!6P3P!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb766dd1d-b274-48f6-9226-0f031cdd10f6_1200x630.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!6P3P!, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/w_424, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/c_limit, 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A domed mouth of fire, open and breathing, the kind of heat that tightens the skin on your face from six feet away. The floor is stone. The walls are too. The dome radiates heat downward at roughly nine hundred degrees Fahrenheit, a temperature at which a pizza doesn&#8217;t cook so much as it transforms. You watch the pizzaiolo work a metal peel with a wrist motion that looks effortless, the way a surgeon&#8217;s hands look effortless, which is to say it isn&#8217;t effortless at all, but years of repetition make the work seem to disappear, and only the result remains.</p><p>The pizza slides across the stone floor. The dough, just flour, water, salt, and yeast, twenty four hours ago, begins to react. The bottom chars. The edges rise. Sixty seconds. The pizzaiolo rotates it with a flick of the peel. Ninety seconds. It comes out.</p><p>This is the part where most American pizza experiences would have you reaching for a slice. Folding it. Walking with it. Driving with it. Watching the game with it.</p><p>Not this one. This pizza is not going anywhere, and neither are you.</p><p>Because it is not road food. It demands a seat at the table.</p><p>It arrives on a plate, not a tray, not a box, not a paper bag between two cardboard rounds. Uncut. The center is thin enough to read a newspaper through, less than a tenth of an inch, glistening with barely cooked San Marzano tomato sauce that&#8217;s still bright red, still acidic, still tasting like a tomato that was picked yesterday and crushed by hand this morning. The fresh mozzarella, which has already begun releasing its moisture in soft white pools, sits in loose islands across the surface. A few wilted but fragrant basil leaves are turning dark green in the heat. And the edge. The cornicione, which is the Italian word for the raised border and the only word that fits, has puffed into a ring of charred, blistered bread that is simultaneously crisp, chewy, smoky, and somehow still light enough that you could eat three of them and want a fourth.</p><p>Those dark spots on the cornicione, the ones that look like a leopard&#8217;s coat, are not mistakes. They&#8217;re not burning. They are the visual evidence of what happens when properly fermented dough, full of irregular air pockets from hours of slow rising, meets radiant heat from a nine hundred degree dome. The pockets closest to the ceiling char first. The valleys between them stay golden. The pattern is specific to Neapolitan pizza.</p><p>Pick the pizza up from one side. It sags. The center collapses under the weight of its own moisture. This is not a structural failure. This is the point. This pizza was designed to be eaten with a fork, at a table, while it&#8217;s screaming hot, by someone who isn&#8217;t going anywhere. It doesn&#8217;t travel. It doesn&#8217;t reheat. It doesn&#8217;t wait. It&#8217;s the most demanding pizza in the world, and it has always been that way.</p><p>Here is the local rule, the one that makes outsiders slip. Do not ask them to cut it into slices. Do not ask for a box. Do not expect it to travel. The point is the heat. The point is the ninety seconds. The point is what happens in the minute after it lands.</p><div><hr></div><p>Those rules started somewhere. Naples.</p><p>In the early 1700s, Naples was one of the largest cities in Europe, a teeming, beautiful, crumbling capital of a kingdom, packed with working poor who lived in single rooms and needed food they could eat fast, eat cheap, and eat standing up. Flatbreads had existed for centuries. What changed was the tomato. It had arrived from South America via Spanish colonizers in the mid 1500s, and for roughly a hundred years, Europeans treated it like a decorative plant, something pretty to look at but potentially poisonous to eat. The first published tomato sauce recipe appeared in 1694, in a Neapolitan cookbook called Lo Scalco alla Moderna by Antonio Latini. Within decades, the poor of Naples had started putting tomato on their flatbread, because the poor have never had the luxury of waiting for rich people to tell them what&#8217;s safe to eat.</p><p>By the late 1700s, pizza was everywhere in Naples. Sold from open air stands. Folded into quarters, a portafoglio, like a wallet, and eaten on the go, grease soaking through paper, people leaning against walls to finish it before it cooled. Topped with tomato, garlic, oregano, and olive oil. Topped with lard, sheep&#8217;s milk cheese, and basil. Topped with anchovies, whitebait, whatever the fishermen brought in that morning. This was street food in the purest sense, food made by people who couldn&#8217;t afford tables for people who couldn&#8217;t afford to sit.</p><p>In 1738, on a narrow alley called Via Port&#8217;Alba in the cultural center of Naples, between bookstores and the Conservatory of music, an oven-laboratory opened to supply flatbreads to street vendors. The ovens were lined with lava rocks from Mount Vesuvius. In 1830, a man named Gennaro Luciano converted the operation into what is widely regarded as the world&#8217;s first pizzeria, complete with tables, chairs, and an upstairs dining room. Antica Pizzeria Port&#8217;Alba. It is still open today, still run by the Luciano family, still baking pizza in ovens lined with volcanic stone. Nearly two hundred years later, the address hasn&#8217;t changed.</p><p>They had a payment system called pizza a otto, which allowed customers to eat now and pay up to eight days later. This wasn&#8217;t a marketing gimmick. It was survival economics. The people eating this pizza didn&#8217;t have money today. They might have money on Thursday. The pizzeria trusted them, or had no choice but to trust them, because the alternative was losing a customer who might eat there for the next forty years.</p><p>Then comes the story everyone knows. And the one that probably isn&#8217;t true.</p><p>In June of 1889, the story goes, pizzaiolo Raffaele Esposito was summoned to the Palace of Capodimonte to make pizza for Queen Margherita of Savoy, who was visiting Naples with King Umberto I. Esposito prepared three pizzas. The queen&#8217;s favorite featured tomato, mozzarella, and basil, the red, white, and green of the Italian flag. He named it after her. Pizza Margherita was born, and the modern pizza era began.</p><p>It&#8217;s a beautiful story. The problem is that the only physical evidence, a letter of thanks from the queen&#8217;s representative, is almost certainly a forgery. Historian Zachary Nowak has examined the document and found the royal seal in the wrong position, the signature inconsistent with other known samples of the supposed author, and the letter addressed to &#8220;Raffaele Esposito Brandi,&#8221; using his wife&#8217;s maiden name, something no Italian man would have done. Nowak&#8217;s theory, and it&#8217;s a good one, is that the Brandi brothers, who took over the pizzeria in the 1930s, fabricated the letter to boost business during difficult times. Esposito himself had been petitioning the police since 1883 to allow him to call his restaurant &#8220;Pizzeria of the Queen of Italy,&#8221; six years before the queen allegedly walked through his door.</p><p>None of this means the pizza didn&#8217;t exist. Pizza with tomato, mozzarella, and basil was already documented in Naples by 1849. By 1866, Francesco De Bourcard described it as a common topping. The AVPN references documentation suggesting that the Margherita was invented between 1796 and 1810, decades before Esposito was even born. What the myth did was give a street food a crown. It elevated pizza from the food of the poor to the food of the nation. And in that sense, the forgery worked better than any truth could have.</p><div><hr></div><p>For most of its history, Neapolitan pizza didn&#8217;t need rules, because it didn&#8217;t go anywhere. It stayed in Naples. It stayed in the hands of families who taught their children, who taught their children. The recipe wasn&#8217;t written down because it didn&#8217;t need to be. Everyone knew.</p><p>Then it crossed the ocean.</p><p>After World War II, American soldiers who had tasted pizza in Italy brought the craving home. Italian immigrants who had been making pizza in New York, Boston, and New Haven for decades suddenly found a much larger audience. Pizza spread across the United States and then across the world, and as it spread, it changed. Thicker crusts. Different cheeses. Gas ovens. Conveyor ovens. Toppings that would have made a Neapolitan pizzaiolo cry or throw something across the kitchen.</p><p>In 1984, in Naples, a man named Antonio Pace looked at what was happening to his city&#8217;s pizza and decided that enough was enough. He and Lello Surace gathered the most important and famous pizzaioli of the era and did something that had never been done for any food anywhere: they wrote down the rules. Every rule. From the flour to the oven to the finished pie's diameter.</p><p>The Associazione Verace Pizza Napoletana (AVPN), the True Neapolitan Pizza Association, was born.</p><p>The rules read less like guidance and more like a contract. The dough contains only four ingredients: flour (tipo 00 or 0), water, salt, and yeast. Nothing else. It must be kneaded by hand or with a low speed mixer. After rising, the dough balls (200 to 280 grams each) must be shaped by hand, pressed from the center outward with the fingers. No rolling pin. No machine. Just hands. The air inside the dough must be pushed toward the edges, forming the cornicione, which will rise to one to two centimeters in height.</p><p>The pizza cannot exceed 35 centimeters in diameter. The center must be no more than 0.25 centimeters thick. The tomatoes must be San Marzano, grown on the volcanic plains south of Mount Vesuvius, hand crushed, never blended. The mozzarella must be either mozzarella di bufala campana or fior di latte di Agerola. Fresh basil. Extra virgin olive oil. The oven must be wood fired, domed, and heated to between 430 and 485 degrees Celsius. Cooking time: sixty to ninety seconds.</p><p>The finished pizza must be eaten as soon as it comes out of the oven. It cannot be frozen, vacuum packed, or saved for later. If you don&#8217;t eat it in the production room, the AVPN would prefer you not eat it at all. There is no Neapolitan equivalent of cold pizza for breakfast. The AVPN has considered this possibility and finds it unacceptable.</p><p>There are currently over one thousand affiliated pizzerias in fifty eight countries. In the United States, roughly 120 hold certification. Each one submits documentation and videos. Periodic inspections follow. Mystery shoppers visit. Certification can be revoked.</p><p><em>This is a pizza with a legal department.</em></p><p>In 2017, the story crossed from regulation into something closer to religion. On December 7, on the island of Jeju in South Korea, UNESCO inscribed the Art of the Neapolitan Pizzaiuolo on its Representative List of the Intangible Cultural Heritage of Humanity. Not the pizza itself. The art of making it. The four phases of preparation. The rotary movement of the baker. The transmission of skill from master to apprentice in the bottega, the shop. Two million Italians signed the petition. In Naples, pizzaioli celebrated by baking 5,000 pizzas in the Piazza del Ges&#249; and handing them out for free.</p><p>&#8220;After 250 years of waiting,&#8221; said Neapolitan pizza maker Enzo Coccia, &#8220;pizza is humanity&#8217;s heritage.&#8221;</p><p>It is one of the few foods on earth whose craft is protected by the United Nations.</p><div><hr></div><p>Cut the pizza open, and the rules become physics. Ninety seconds at 900 degrees changes the dough faster than any other method.</p><p>A home oven tops out at around 500 degrees Fahrenheit. A commercial gas oven might reach six hundred. A Neapolitan wood fired oven operates between eight hundred and nine hundred. At these temperatures, three different types of heat attack the pizza simultaneously.</p><p>The first is conduction. The stone floor of the oven, which has been absorbing heat for hours, transfers energy directly into the bottom of the dough on contact. This crisps the underside. The dark spots should sound hollow when tapped with a peel.</p><p>The second is radiation. The domed oven ceiling, superheated by the fire, radiates infrared energy downward like a broiler. This is what chars the top of the cornicione, blisters the mozzarella, and wilts the basil. The dome shape is critical. It reflects heat evenly across the pizza. That is why these ovens use specific materials: Neapolitan yellow tuff stone, volcanic sand from Vesuvius, and a hearth of biscotto di Sorrento. Oven builders in Naples are treated like masters, not contractors. A man named Ntuono and his son Domenico were so famous for their ovens in the 1700s and 1800s that King Ferdinand II summoned Domenico to the royal palace at Capodimonte in 1832 to build one in the garden.</p><p>The third is convection. The air inside the dome, heated by the open fire, circulates across the surface of the pizza. Heat reaches every part of the pizza.</p><p>In 60 to 90 seconds, these three forces accomplish what a conventional oven would need 10 to 15 minutes to approximate and never quite achieve. The bottom crisps without drying out. The center stays soft and moist, the sauce barely cooked, the mozzarella just melted. And the cornicione, where the air pockets from fermentation have expanded explosively in the heat, chars into the leopard spotted ring that defines the style.</p><p>Leopard spotting comes from the Maillard reaction and sugar caramelization in the dough. Each spot marks a place where an air bubble pushed the dough closer to the dome&#8217;s radiant ceiling. The bigger the bubble, the closer to the heat, the darker the char. The valleys between spots stay golden because they&#8217;re farther from the ceiling by fractions of an inch. It looks like chaos. It isn&#8217;t.</p><p>This is also why the center of the pizza is so wet, so thin, so structurally unsound by American standards. At less than a tenth of an inch thick, the center can&#8217;t support the weight of the sauce and the fresh mozzarella on top. Mozzarella, a fresh cheese with a high moisture content, releases whey as it heats. The sauce, which was never cooked, only crushed and applied, contributes additional liquid. The center softens. You eat from the edge inward.</p><p>This is not a flaw. This is the design. The pizza is telling you to sit down.</p><div><hr></div><p>If a pizza depends on place, Rhode Island was always going to matter.</p><p>The story starts at the port. Between 1911 and 1934, the Fabre Steamship Line ran a route from Marseilles, through Italian ports, and across to Providence, making it one of the major immigrant ports on the Atlantic coast. They walked off the ships and into Federal Hill, the neighborhood that would become one of the most densely packed Italian neighborhoods in the United States. By 1895, Federal Hill was half Italian. By 1930, one in five residents of Providence had Italian roots. Today, Rhode Island has the highest percentage of Italian Americans of any state in the country, 18.9 percent. Johnston, just outside Providence, is 46.7 percent Italian by ancestry. Nearly half.</p><p>These were not tourists. They were families from Naples and Campania and Calabria and Sicily who came for work in the textile mills and jewelry factories and stayed because they built a life. They brought their food with them. The bakeries on Atwells Avenue. The delis. The feast days. The zeppole on St. Joseph&#8217;s Day. They brought everything except, for a very long time, the pizza they&#8217;d left behind.</p><p>Not because they didn&#8217;t want it. Because you can&#8217;t make Neapolitan pizza without a Neapolitan oven. And you can&#8217;t build a Neapolitan oven in a triple decker on Federal Hill, not without burning down the block. The pizza they made in America was adapted. It became New York style, Greek style, bakery style, whatever the ovens available could produce. The original stayed in Naples. For decades, it stayed there.</p><p>The return took a long time.</p><p>In 2013, Frankie and Kara Cecchinelli opened Figidini in an unlikely location, the Biltmore Garage in downtown Providence, a compact space with an open kitchen built around a wood fired oven. Frankie&#8217;s grandfather and mother came from Italy. His family had run wood burning oven restaurants in Massachusetts. At Figidini, the pizzas are Neapolitan style, made with 00 flour, San Marzano tomatoes, and mozzarella di bufala, served uncut with scissors, which is more traditional than most Americans realize, and cooked in view of every diner. You watch the fire. You watch the dough stretch. You watch the ninety seconds happen.</p><p>Two years later, in 2015, a man named Pasquale Illiano opened a pizzeria in Wakefield. Illiano was born and raised in Naples. He started working in restaurants as a teenager in the Bay of Naples. When his father died, Pasquale was thirteen. He started working at fifteen to help support the household. He came to the United States in 1995, spent years making New York style pizza because that&#8217;s what the American market wanted, ran a restaurant in Westerly for fourteen years, and eventually decided he was done translating someone else&#8217;s version of pizza.</p><p>&#8220;I wanted to go really authentic with the pizza,&#8221; Illiano told Rhode Island Monthly. &#8220;I wanted to go back to the roots and concentrate on the authentic Neapolitan Italian style.&#8221;</p><p>He opened Pasquale&#8217;s Pizzeria Napoletana. The oven was built by a Neapolitan master craftsman. The flour is 00, imported. The tomatoes come from Campania. The dough is fermented in two phases using fresh yeast and Sicilian sea salt. Pasquale&#8217;s earned VPN certification, one of a small handful in all of New England, after rigorous inspection by the Associazione Verace Pizza Napoletana. It isn&#8217;t just a marketing plaque. The AVPN sends representatives. They watch you make the dough. They watch you bake. They eat the pizza. They can take the certification away.</p><p>But Illiano didn&#8217;t stop at certification. He is now on the board of VPN Americas, the association&#8217;s official delegation in the Western Hemisphere. He serves as the regional representative for Rhode Island, Massachusetts, Connecticut, and Maine. He was chosen to represent the United States on the third anniversary of UNESCO&#8217;s inscription of the Art of the Neapolitan Pizzaiuolo. In 2025, 50 Top Pizza, the Italian-based global guide, named Pasquale&#8217;s the thirteenth best pizza in the United States, placing it among the 100 best in the world.</p><p>&#8220;Putting Rhode Island on the map is the ultimate achievement,&#8221; Illiano said.</p><p>A boy from Naples who lost his father at thirteen. Who started working at fifteen. Who crossed an ocean and spent twenty years making someone else&#8217;s pizza before he could make his own. Now he makes pizza that Naples itself has certified as real, in a state where nearly one in five people share his ancestry, in Wakefield, where the nearest volcano is approximately 4,000 miles away, and the San Marzano tomatoes arrive by container ship rather than by donkey cart.</p><p>&#8220;It&#8217;s something that is inside me,&#8221; Illiano says. &#8220;It&#8217;s what I do. It&#8217;s what I am.&#8221;</p><p>This is not the story of a pizza style arriving in Rhode Island. This is the story of a pizza style coming home.</p><div><hr></div><p>There are other Neapolitan style spots in Rhode Island. Anna&#8217;s Vesuviano on Providence&#8217;s East Side, where Anthony Giordano, whose grandparents emigrated from Corbara, a village near Vesuvius, in 1918, makes wood fired pies with a sourdough and local ingredients that honor the Neapolitan tradition without being bound by it. Jeff&#8217;s Wood Fired Pizza in East Providence started as a food truck, where Jeff Stafford uses a sourdough starter and locally sourced hardwood and makes pies that Rhode Island Monthly said make you &#8220;think of Campania in the first bite and finish the last bite proud to be a Rhode Islander.&#8221; </p><p>Each one is a variation on the same theme. Naples, translated into Rhode Island kitchens. Not copied because a copy would require the volcanic soil, the Mediterranean air, and three centuries of unbroken apprenticeship. Translated, with local grammar and a local accent, and the understanding that the thing that makes Neapolitan pizza Neapolitan isn&#8217;t really the tomato or the flour or even the oven. It&#8217;s the insistence that simple things, done with absolute precision and without compromise, are enough.</p><p>Four ingredients in the dough. Two canonical toppings. Ninety seconds. Three hundred years.</p><p>Rhode Island didn&#8217;t need convincing. Rhode Island has 18.9 percent of its population already carrying the recipe in their blood, already knowing that the best food comes from the fewest ingredients handled by the most careful hands. The state that perfected the pizza strip, which is nothing but dough and sauce, was always going to understand a pizza built on the same principle of restraint.</p><p>The wood fired oven is not a grill in a backyard. It&#8217;s not a deck oven behind a bar. It&#8217;s a dome with the heart of a volcano, lined with stone, heated to temperatures that turn four ingredients into something that two million people asked the United Nations to protect. It is the most ancient and most regulated pizza on the planet, and it is now being made, correctly, by a Neapolitan who chose Rhode Island, in a state that was waiting for him without knowing it.</p><p>Ninety seconds. That&#8217;s all it takes. </p><p>But the three hundred years before those ninety seconds, that&#8217;s the part nobody can skip.</p><p>It makes you sit down.</p><div><hr></div><p>SOURCES</p><p><strong>Origins of Neapolitan pizza and early history.</strong> The emergence of modern Neapolitan pizza in early 1700s Naples, its evolution from flatbreads topped with tomatoes by the working poor, and the role of the tomato&#8217;s arrival from the New World via Spain in the mid 1500s are documented across multiple pizza history sources. The first published tomato sauce recipe by Antonio Latini in Lo Scalco alla Moderna (1694) is confirmed by the Grapes and Grains history of Neapolitan pizza and by Pizza Napoletanismo. The role of Naples&#8217; dense working class population in driving pizza as cheap street food is well documented in general pizza histories and in the Wikipedia entry for Neapolitan pizza. The &#8220;pizza a otto&#8221; payment system, allowing customers to defer payment up to eight days, is documented in the Wikipedia entry for Antica Pizzeria Port&#8217;Alba and in Food Republic&#8217;s feature on the world&#8217;s oldest pizzeria.</p><p><strong>Antica Pizzeria Port&#8217;Alba.</strong> The establishment&#8217;s founding in 1738 as an oven-laboratory and its conversion into a sit-down pizzeria in 1830 by Gennaro Luciano are confirmed by the Wikipedia entry for Antica Pizzeria Port&#8217;Alba, the AVPN official website feature on Port&#8217;Alba, and the Antica Pizzeria Port&#8217;Alba official website (anticapizzeriaportalba.com). The detail about ovens lined with lava rocks from Mount Vesuvius since its founding is confirmed across these sources. The Luciano family&#8217;s continuous operation is documented by the AVPN. The pizzeria&#8217;s location between bookstores and the Conservatory of music is confirmed by Atlas Obscura and the AVPN. The Mastunicola pizza (lard, sheep milk cheese, basil) as an early offering is documented in the Wikipedia entry.</p><p><strong>The Margherita pizza myth and Raffaele Esposito.</strong> The traditional story of Esposito making pizza for Queen Margherita in 1889 is widely reported. The debunking of the story is primarily attributed to historian Zachary Nowak of the Umbra Institute in Perugia, whose research is detailed on Scott&#8217;s Pizza Tours (scottspizzatours.com, &#8220;The Real Story of Pizza Margherita,&#8221; June 2020), which documents the forged letter, the misplaced royal seal, the inconsistent signature, and the anomalous use of the Brandi surname. National Geographic (&#8221;Pizza Margherita may be fit for a queen,&#8221; April 2022) confirms the key details of the debunking, including that Esposito had renamed his pizzeria &#8220;The Queen of Italy Pizzeria&#8221; six years before the alleged visit. The AVPN&#8217;s own regulations reference documentation suggesting the Margherita was created between 1796 and 1810, as reported by Pizza DIXIT (en.pizzadixit.com); the underlying evidence, described by the AVPN president as a watercolor painting sold at Sotheby&#8217;s, has not been independently verified. The existence of pizza with tomato, mozzarella, and basil before 1889 is confirmed by the Wikipedia entry for Pizza Margherita, citing Emanuele Rocco (1849) and Francesco De Bourcard (1866). Atlas Obscura&#8217;s entry for the birthplace plaque confirms the combination was &#8220;already fairly widespread in Naples for decades&#8221; before 1889.</p><p><strong>AVPN founding, rules, and certification.</strong> The founding of the AVPN on June 14, 1984 by Antonio Pace and Lello Surace is confirmed by the AVPN International Regulations document (pizzanapoletana.org). The specific rules regarding dough composition (flour, water, salt, yeast only), hand shaping, maximum diameter of 35cm, center thickness of 0.25cm, cornicione height of 1-2cm, oven temperature of 430-485&#176;C, and cooking time of 60-90 seconds are drawn directly from the AVPN International Regulations (2022 and 2024 English editions). The requirement that pizza be eaten immediately and not frozen or vacuum packed is from Article 2.5 of the AVPN specifications, as cited in the Wikipedia entry for Neapolitan pizza. The figure of over 1,000 affiliated pizzerias in 58 countries and approximately 120 certified in North America is from Italian Food News and PMQ Pizza Magazine (&#8221;AVPN and VPN,&#8221; December 2025).</p><p><strong>EU and UNESCO protections.</strong> The EU Traditional Specialty Guaranteed (TSG) designation for Pizza Napoletana in February 2010 is confirmed by the Wikipedia entry for Neapolitan pizza. The inscription of the Art of the Neapolitan Pizzaiuolo on UNESCO&#8217;s Intangible Cultural Heritage list on December 7, 2017, in Jeju, South Korea, is confirmed by UNESCO&#8217;s official page (ich.unesco.org/en/RL/art-of-neapolitan-pizzaiuolo-00722), NPR (&#8221;Can&#8217;t Be Topped,&#8221; December 2017), Smithsonian Magazine (December 2017), and Great Italian Chefs. The distinction that it is the art of making pizza, not the pizza itself, that received UNESCO status is emphasized by Pizza DIXIT and by UNESCO&#8217;s own description. The two million petition signatures are confirmed by multiple sources including the Italian delegation to UNESCO. The celebration of 5,000 pizzas in Piazza del Ges&#249; is from Great Italian Chefs. The Enzo Coccia quote (&#8221;After 250 years of waiting&#8221;) is from NPR.</p><p><strong>Wood fired oven science and leopard spotting.</strong> The triple-heat mechanism of a wood fired oven (conduction from the stone floor, radiation from the dome, convection from circulating hot air) is consistent with pizza science literature and described across multiple pizza-making resources. The explanation of leopard spotting as the result of irregular air pockets in fermented dough meeting radiant dome heat is from The Pizza Oven Shop (thepizzaovenshop.us, &#8220;How to Achieve Perfect Leopard Spotting,&#8221; November 2024) and The Pizza Heaven (thepizzaheaven.com). The role of the Maillard reaction and sugar caramelization in producing the charred spots is confirmed by these sources and by general food chemistry literature. The historic oven builders Ntuono and Domenico, and Domenico&#8217;s summoning to build an oven for King Ferdinand II at Capodimonte in 1832, are documented in Pizza Napoletanismo and in the AVPN disciplinare.</p><p><strong>Italian immigration to Rhode Island and Federal Hill.</strong> The Fabre Steamship Line&#8217;s operation through Providence (1911-1934) and its role as one of the major immigrant receiving ports on the Atlantic coast is documented by the Steamship Historical Society (shiphistory.org, &#8220;Immigration to Providence,&#8221; 2017). The Italian settlement of Federal Hill beginning in the 1870s, the neighborhood being approximately 50% Italian by 1895, and 20% of Providence being Italian by 1930 are from Federal Hill heritage sources (historicalfederalhill.com, federalhilltours.com) and the Italian Genealogy Blog. The figure of 18.9% Italian American population in Rhode Island, the highest of any state, and Johnston&#8217;s 46.7% Italian ancestry are from We The Italians, citing the 2010 Census. The Macaroni Riots of 1914 are documented in the Wikipedia entry for Federal Hill and by the New England Historical Society.</p><p><strong>Pasquale Illiano and Pasquale&#8217;s Pizzeria Napoletana.</strong> Illiano&#8217;s biography, including his birth and upbringing in Naples, his father&#8217;s death when Illiano was thirteen, his arrival in the USA in 1995, his years making New York style pizza, and his opening of Pasquale&#8217;s in Wakefield in 2015, is drawn from the Pasquale&#8217;s Pizzeria official website (pasqualespizzeriari.com/story), Rhode Island Monthly (&#8221;Pasquale&#8217;s Pizzeria Napoletana Named Thirteenth Best Pizza in the USA for 2025,&#8221; July 2025), and the Newport Buzz. The VPN certification and Illiano&#8217;s position on the VPN Americas board as regional representative for RI, MA, CT, and ME is confirmed by VPN Americas&#8217; official website (americas.pizzanapoletana.org/en/team). The 50 Top Pizza USA 2025 ranking of #13 is from Rhode Island Monthly. The quote about going &#8220;back to the roots&#8221; is from Rhode Island Monthly. The quotes &#8220;It&#8217;s something that is inside me&#8221; and &#8220;Putting Rhode Island on the map&#8221; are from Rhode Island Monthly. The quote about giving pizza &#8220;in ninety seconds&#8221; is from Rhode Island Monthly. Illiano&#8217;s representation of the United States on the third anniversary of the UNESCO inscription is from the Pasquale&#8217;s Pizzeria website. The wood fired oven built by a Neapolitan master craftsman and the two-phase fermentation process are from the Pasquale&#8217;s website and the Newport Buzz.</p><p><strong>Figidini, Providence.</strong> The 2013 opening, the Biltmore Garage location, and ownership by Frankie and Kara Cecchinelli are confirmed by Yelp (established 2013), the Figidini official website (figidini.com), and multiple review sources. Frankie&#8217;s Italian heritage (grandfather and mother from Italy) and family&#8217;s wood burning oven restaurants in Massachusetts are from the Airial Travel feature citing local press. The use of 00 flour, San Marzano tomatoes, and bufala mozzarella is from the OpenTable menu listing. The scissors tradition is documented in multiple Tripadvisor and Yelp reviews.</p><p><strong>Anna&#8217;s Vesuviano, Providence.</strong> Anthony Giordano&#8217;s story, including his grandmother Anna&#8217;s emigration from Corbara near Vesuvius in 1918, the use of spelt sourdough with olive oil and 48-hour cold rise, and the locally sourced ingredient philosophy, is from Rhode Island Monthly (&#8221;Anna&#8217;s Vesuviano Makes a Multicultural Statement through Wood-Fired Pizza,&#8221; November 2022).</p><p><strong>Jeff&#8217;s Wood Fired Pizza, East Providence.</strong> Jeff and Alexis Stafford&#8217;s food truck origins, sourdough starter, and locally sourced hardwood are from Rhode Island Monthly (&#8221;Dining In: Three Rhode Island Pizza Places with Pizzazz&#8221;). The quote about thinking of Campania and finishing proud to be a Rhode Islander is from the same Rhode Island Monthly feature.</p><p><strong>Rhode Island pizza search interest.</strong> The claim that Rhode Island has repeatedly ranked among the top states for Google search interest in pizza is based on Google Trends data and has been cited in regional food journalism and within the RI: The Pizza State community documentation.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!i3zE!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Facc80220-8fe7-4885-b064-42192cb487f9_822x821.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!i3zE!, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/w_424, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/c_limit, 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Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ten Inches of Everything That Matters]]></title><description><![CDATA[A Working Class Pizza That Crossed the (State) Line]]></description><link>https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/ten-inches-of-everything-that-matters</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/ten-inches-of-everything-that-matters</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ThePizzaPrincipal]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2026 13:08:22 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!c2at!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5977080f-9c9d-4e05-b010-6bd246f1731a_640x701.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The first thing you hear is the pool table. Not the crack of the break, that happened while you were still crossing the parking lot, but the slow roll of the cue ball afterward. The soft thud against the rail. Then it settles against nothing. Then the band warming up, which is generous phrasing for what sounds like three men who haven&#8217;t agreed on a key. Then the chatter from the bar, the kind that rises and falls like weather, punctuated by someone either winning or losing at Keno.</p><p>You&#8217;re in a place that calls itself a cafe but has never brewed a cup of coffee.</p><p>The walls are paneled with wood. Not the reclaimed wood that Brooklyn restaurants charge you extra for, the real thing, installed when wood paneling was what you put on walls because you needed to put something on walls. The shuffleboard table hasn&#8217;t been level since Jimmy Carter was president, but people still play. There&#8217;s an old phone booth in the corner, gutted and converted into an ATM, because this place is cash only and always has been.</p><p>Then the pizza arrives, and everything changes.</p><p>It&#8217;s small. Ten inches across. The size of a dinner plate. After the grandeur of coal-fired landmarks in New Haven and the sprawl of a pan pizza in the Greek tradition, this seems almost laughably modest, a pizza that fits in your lap, that takes up less bar real estate than your beer and your losing Keno ticket combined. You could hold it in one hand if you wanted to try.</p><p>But look at it. Really look. The cheese, and this is the first thing that seems wrong if you&#8217;ve spent your life eating mozzarella, is a uniform golden brown, not blistered or spotted, but evenly bronzed, like it was sunbathing. Because it&#8217;s not mozzarella. It&#8217;s cheddar, usually a blend chosen for melt, flavor, and browning. The cheese your grandmother put on casseroles. The cheese that has no business on a pizza until you taste it and realize that it <em>does</em>.</p><p>And the edge. There&#8217;s no edge. Not in the traditional sense, no exposed border of naked crust that you can use as a handle. The sauce and cheese have been pushed past the boundary of the crust, over the lip of the pan, and during the time the pizza spent in a five hundred degree oven, those overrun ingredients caramelized against the oiled steel into a dark, crispy ring, part cheese, part sauce, part chemistry. At the Lynwood Cafe in Randolph, Massachusetts, they call this laced. At Town Spa in Stoughton, they call it burnt edges. Order the wrong term at the wrong bar, and they might act like they don&#8217;t know what you mean. Order the right one, and you&#8217;ve just identified yourself as someone who belongs.</p><div><hr></div><p>One person, one pizza. That&#8217;s the cardinal rule. You do <em>not</em> share a bar pie. You do <em>not </em>order it by the slice. You sit on your stool, you drink your beer, you eat your pizza, and you watch whatever everyone else is watching. If you take it home, it goes between two round cardboard plates inside a brown paper bag, because a bar doesn&#8217;t have room for pizza boxes. Necessity becomes tradition. Tradition becomes an identity.</p><p>This is bar pizza. South Shore bar pizza, to be precise, the most fiercely local, least understood, and most emotionally defended pizza style in the Northeast. A working class pizza that crossed a geographic line and a social one at the same time. And it&#8217;s rapidly making its way into the Rhode Island pizza scene.</p><div><hr></div><p>To understand where this pizza came from, you have to understand the people who  needed it.</p><p>Brockton, Massachusetts, sits about thirty miles north of Providence, slightly to the east, a short drive that connects two places shaped by hard work and migration. At its peak around 1900, Brockton had over 90 shoe factories stitching, soleing, and hammering leather from dawn until the whistles blew. They called it Shoe City. By 1919, 39 manufacturers employed 13,000 workers. Rocky Marciano&#8217;s father worked at the Stacy Adams shoe factory, operating a bedlast machine for twenty-one years before his son became the only undefeated heavyweight champion in boxing history. Marvelous Marvin Hagler came up here, too. The city that made America&#8217;s shoes also made its fighters. Both occupations required a tolerance for repetition, a willingness to take a beating, and an appetite when the work was done.</p><p>In 1939, a bar opened on Route 28, then the main road to Cape Cod, which explains the name the owners gave it, Cape Cod Cafe. In 1947, a World War II veteran named E. James Jamoulis, who everyone called Papa, bought the place. Papa looked at the factory workers streaming in after their shifts, men who needed something cheap, fast, and filling that could be eaten with a cold beer without requiring a table or a fork or anyone&#8217;s attention, and he made a decision that would define a regional delicacy for the next eight decades.</p><p>He made them a pizza. A small one. In a ten-inch steel pan, greased and slid into a deck oven. The dough was simple and proofed for twenty four hours. The sauce was made from crushed California tomatoes, oregano, and spices he never fully disclosed. And the cheese was cheddar, typically a blend of cheddars chosen for melt, flavor, and browning, because cheddar was what you had, what was cheap, what tasted good, and what melted the way Papa wanted it to melt.</p><p>That last part matters more than anyone knew at the time.</p><p>&#8220;You gotta feed &#8216;em,&#8221; Papa used to say. Three words that contained an entire philosophy. The recipe hasn&#8217;t changed. It&#8217;s now in its third generation. Grandsons Jonathan and Jeremy Jamoulis run the business today, which has expanded to four Massachusetts locations, a frozen pizza facility, and induction into the Pizza Hall of Fame. The pizza that Papa made to feed factory workers now ships to five states. But it started as ten inches of fuel in a bar that lied about being a cafe.</p><p>Two years after Papa Jamoulis started making pies in Brockton, something similar happened eight miles northeast in Randolph. A Lithuanian immigrant named Alfonse Skiermont had closed his bar in Maspeth, Queens, and moved to the South Shore with his wife and family. In 1949, they purchased what had been the Lynwood Bar and Grill, a neighborhood spot on Center Street with roots going back to 1935. The bar became the Lynwood Cafe.</p><p>Four generations later, Stephan Campanella runs the place, and it looks almost exactly the way it did when Alfonse was alive. The wood paneling. The shuffleboard. The phone booth ATM. The menu has been distilled to its essence. Eleven pizzas, all of them under fourteen dollars. The Bean Special, baked beans, salami, onions, an unholy combination that sounds like a dare and tastes like a legacy, is the signature pie. You order it laced.</p><p>Six years later, in 1955, Henry and Rena Phillips began running a place above a former furniture factory near a railroad crossing in Stoughton, and bought it outright several years later. Rena had worked as a waitress at the Cape Cod Cafe, so she knew the pizza. The previous business had been called a spa. A New England term for a small shop or snack bar. And the name was still on the license, so they kept it. Town Spa. Henry had worked in local pizzerias and knew what he was doing around an oven. He earned the nickname Henry the Pizza King, which, in a region that would eventually contain more than ninety bar pizza spots, was no small claim. Today, Town Spa is a 260 seat building on Route 138 that can push out 12,000 pizzas a week through six conveyor ovens. There are reports of fresh pies being ordered, driven to Hanscom Air Force Base, and flown to American troops in Afghanistan. When you&#8217;re that far from home, you don&#8217;t want Neapolitan. You want the pizza that tastes like home.</p><p>Three families. A Greek immigrant, a Lithuanian immigrant, and a couple who loved the work. Three bars on the South Shore of Massachusetts, none more than a few miles apart, all making variations of the same ten-inch pizza with cheddar cheese in steel pans that would season and darken over decades until the pan itself became an ingredient. No one planned this. No one wrote an announcement. They just fed and watered hungry working people.</p><div><hr></div><p>Here&#8217;s what hardly anyone talks about: the trolley.</p><p>Before the highways, before the strip malls and the Dunkin Donuts and the rotaries that make driving south of Boston feel like a video game designed by a sadist, there were electric trolley lines. They ran along Routes 37, 28, and 18, connecting Brockton&#8217;s shoe factories to the Fore River Shipyard in Quincy, where, at its peak during World War II, thirty-two thousand workers built ninety-two war ships, including the battleship USS Massachusetts. A rivet inspector named James J. Kilroy checked their hulls and scrawled &#8220;Kilroy was here&#8221; in places only he could reach, inadvertently creating some of the most famous graffiti of the twentieth century. That&#8217;s someone else&#8217;s essay, though.</p><p>The workers rode the trolleys. The bars along the trolley routes fed the workers. When the trolleys disappeared, the bars and the pizza stayed. The routes became roads. The roads became the geography of a pizza tradition that took hold among the old dive bars along this corridor, according to Kerry Byrne, a former Boston Herald food writer who would go on to create the South Shore Bar Pizza Social Club.</p><p>This is how traditions form. Not through genius or invention, but through infrastructure and repetition. The interstate highway system brought fast food to America. The trolleys gave the South Shore bar pizza. Neither were planned. Both were inevitable.</p><p>And the corridor didn&#8217;t stop expanding.</p><div><hr></div><p>Here&#8217;s where Alton Brown would stop you, pull out a whiteboard, and explain why the cheddar decision was chemically brilliant. Not just a matter of taste or price, but physics.</p><p>Mozzarella is a showman. It&#8217;s casein, a protein network that provides the scaffolding that gives cheese its structure, forms long, parallel strands, like a bundle of rubber bands. When it&#8217;s heated, those strands loosen but maintain their connections, which is what gives mozzarella its famous stretch, the long pull that looks so good in slow motion on Instagram. But that structure also makes it blister. The moisture trapped within the protein turns to steam and pushes upward unevenly, creating the spotty browning of a mozzarella pizza. Beautiful, in its own way. But disorganized.</p><p>Cheddar is different. During the aging process, the months of controlled decomposition that give cheddar its sharpness, the casein bonds break down. The protein loses its elasticity. Which means when cheddar melts, it doesn&#8217;t stretch. It flows. Smoothly, evenly, like water finding its level. </p><p>As cheddar heats, the Maillard reaction produces the compounds responsible for browning and flavor, a process influenced by temperature, moisture, and composition.</p><p>This is why a bar pizza looks the way it does. That oily, golden surface is not an accident. It comes from choosing a cheese whose structure has already been reshaped by time. Papa Jamoulis didn&#8217;t need the science. He needed the result. A pizza that arrived the same way, every time, and made people want to order another.</p><p>Then there is the edge. Laced. Burnt. Caramelized. The part regulars look at first before they take a bite. When cheddar and sauce flow over the lip of the oiled steel pan and hit temperatures north of 500&#176;F, two different sets of sugars and proteins begin reacting simultaneously. The cheese contributes sugars and milk proteins. The sauce contributes sugars and amino acids from cooked tomatoes. The result is darker and more complex tasting than Detroit&#8217;s crispy edges. Bar pie&#8217;s edges are chewy, while Detroit&#8217;s are crunchy; they taste like a fusion rather than one note. </p><p>And the pan. Those ten inch steel pans come out of Bay State Restaurant Products in Brockton, a fourth generation family business. Bobby Owens runs it now. Their peak in sales came during the &#8220;pan demic,&#8221; when everyone decided they needed to make this pizza at home; he shipped pans to all 50 states.</p><p>Those pans don&#8217;t stay shiny for long, and nobody wants them to. They build up seasoning the same way a cast iron skillet does. Oil, heat, time, repeat. Year after year, pizza after pizza, the metal holds onto a little of what came before.</p><p>That&#8217;s why a bar pie from a forty year old pan tastes like it belongs there. </p><p>The pan isn&#8217;t just a tool. It remembers.</p><div><hr></div><p>For most of its existence, bar pizza stayed where it was born. South of Boston, north of the Neponset River, which separates the South Shore from the city, locals treat it like a border more serious than state lines. &#8220;North of the Neponset,&#8221; goes the joke, &#8220;you find only lepers, dragons, and roast beef sandwiches.&#8221;</p><p>But even rivers can&#8217;t stop someone who&#8217;s determined.</p><p>In late February 2020, Kerry Byrne, a former Boston Herald food writer, started the South Shore Bar Pizza Social Club on Facebook while watching a Liverpool soccer match, &#8220;half cocked,&#8221; by his own admission. His intention was modest: to write some reviews and support local businesses as dining rooms were closing during the pandemic. Within hours, nearly two thousand people had joined. Within twelve weeks, twelve thousand. By 2024, the group had grown to roughly 65,000 members. People shared reviews, debated rankings, sourced pans, argued about cheddar ratios, and taught each other how to make a bar pie at home. A local tradition found a digital congregation worldwide.</p><p>Danny Holleran grew up on the South Shore eating bar pizza. When he decided to open a restaurant, he knew it had to be part of the menu. He enrolled at the Pizza School of New York in Staten Island to put the technique behind what he already knew from years of eating it. He named the place after his two nieces, Grayson and Ainsley, combining their names into Grainsley&#8217;s. His brother, Justin, signed on as the kitchen manager. Their mother designed the interior. And they opened their place in the Conimicut section of Warwick, Rhode Island.</p><p>&#8220;We&#8217;re trying to bring the South Shore of Massachusetts a little bit more south,&#8221; Holleran told Phantom Gourmet.</p><p>&#8220;We&#8217;re the only ones in Rhode Island,&#8221; he said in 2023. &#8220;We&#8217;re really proud of it.&#8221;</p><p>The line had already started moving.</p><p>At Cowesett Pizza in West Warwick, a neighborhood pizzeria owned by Chris and Brittany Cioe that has been making traditional pizza for years, a new item appeared on the menu in mid 2024: BAR PIE. &#8220;Ultra thin crust with edge-to-edge toppings,&#8221; reads the website. Customer reviews are in agreement: &#8220;Some of the best Bar Pizza in RI,&#8221; wrote one reviewer. &#8220;Just tried their new style pizza, The BAR PIE,&#8221; wrote another. &#8220;If you like your pizza thin and crispy with a little char, you will love it.&#8221;</p><p>Like Grainsley&#8217;s, Cowesett&#8217;s bar pie didn&#8217;t stay quiet for long. People noticed.</p><p>Other RI pizzerias are in various stages of development, testing bar pie recipes, thei  their cheddar blends, and acquiring their pans. </p><p>The trolley corridor continues to grow. It just runs on social media now instead of  tracks.</p><div><hr></div><p>Bar pizza doesn&#8217;t belong to Rhode Island. Not in the way it belongs to the South Shore, to Brockton and Randolph and Stoughton and Quincy, to the shoe factories and shipyards and the dive bars that fed the people who worked in them. It belongs to a Lithuanian immigrant who closed his bar in Queens and opened one in Randolph. To a Greek veteran who fed factory workers from a ten-inch pan. To a man, they called the Pizza King, who worked the upstairs of a furniture factory near a railroad crossing.</p><p>But food doesn&#8217;t care about borders. Food follows people, and people follow their appetite, and appetites follow whatever the internet puts in front of them at eleven o&#8217;clock on a Tuesday night. Rhode Island repeatedly ranks at or near the top of Google searches for pizza. Not as trivia. As evidence. The question was never <em>if</em>. The only question was <em>when</em>.</p><p>For years, bar pies sat on the other side of a line that felt small on a map but much larger at dinner time. That line is fading. Now, if you&#8217;re lucky, you may find one at the end of your street.</p><p>There are Tripadvisor and Yelp reviews of the Lynwood Cafe that start like any other. Parking. Wait time. Cash only. Someone arguing about whether to order extra cheese.</p><p>In others, the language shifts.</p><p>The conversation stops being about pizza. People stop describing what they ate and start describing what the place means. The stool. The room. The way the pizza shows up looking exactly the way it did when they first came 35 years ago.</p><p>If they had 24 hours to live, they write, this is where they would sit.</p><p>Because some places stop being somewhere you go and become somewhere that keeps you.</p><p>Rhode Island understands that. Rhode Island has always understood that. The intimacy of a small state where a pizzeria marks time for you. You go as a kid because your parents took you. You go after games, loud and starving. You go on dates when you don&#8217;t know what to say. You go after things end. Years later, you push the same door open with your own kids and realize the place never really changed. You did.</p><p>Bar pizza didn&#8217;t need to change.<br>It didn&#8217;t need reinvention. It just needed to cross the line.</p><div><hr></div><p>SOURCES</p><p><strong>Cape Cod Cafe founding and the Jamoulis family.</strong> The Cape Cod Cafe official website (capecodcafe.com/our-story) confirms the cafe opened in 1939 on Route 28, then the main road to Cape Cod. E. James &#8220;Papa&#8221; Jamoulis, a WWII veteran, purchased it in 1947. The original recipe, a thin crust in a ten inch pan with cheddar cheese and oregano sauce baked in a deck oven, has remained essentially unchanged. The website confirms the twenty four hour proofing process and the California tomato sauce. Third generation grandsons Jonathan and Jeremy Jamoulis now operate four Massachusetts locations and a frozen pizza facility. Cape Cod Cafe was inducted into the Pizza Hall of Fame. Additional sourcing: <em>PMQ Pizza Magazine</em>, &#8220;The Rise of South Shore Bar Pizza,&#8221; April 2024; <em>The Boston Globe</em>; ESPN. The quote &#8220;You gotta feed &#8216;em&#8221; is attributed to Papa Jamoulis across multiple family sources and published accounts.</p><p><strong>Lynwood Cafe history and the Skiermont family.</strong> The family history is drawn primarily from <em>Boston Voyager Magazine</em>, &#8220;Meet Stephan Campanella of Lynwood Cafe in Randolph&#8221; (2017), in which Campanella, the current operator and great grandson of the founder, recounts that his great grandfather Alfonse Skiermont came from Lithuania, arrived in New York City, and eventually moved to Brockton, Massachusetts, where there was a large Lithuanian community. Alfonse purchased the Lynwood in 1949, previously the Lynwood Bar and Grill, a neighborhood establishment with roots going back to 1935. Alfonse and his wife Josephine ran the cafe with the help of grandson Francis Kurlitis and his wife Pauline until Francis purchased it from Alfonse in the late 1980s. A cook introduced the bar pie recipe that became the cafe&#8217;s cornerstone. The Maspeth, Queens detail comes from <em>Pizza Today</em>, which states that &#8220;Frank Kurlitis, his wife Paulie, and father Alfonse Skirmon, all of Lithuanian descent, founded the Lynwood after closing their bar in Maspeth&#8221; in the late 1940s. Note: <em>Pizza Today</em> identifies the location as &#8220;Maspeth, Long Island,&#8221; but Maspeth is in Queens. The family&#8217;s own account in <em>Boston Voyager</em> does not mention Maspeth specifically, only that Alfonse arrived in New York City before moving to the Brockton area. The piece uses &#8220;Maspeth, Queens&#8221; as the best available sourcing while noting the discrepancy. The eleven pizza menu, Bean Special, cash only policy, phone booth ATM, and unchanged decor are confirmed by the Lynwood Cafe official website, Tripadvisor reviews, and the <em>Boston Voyager</em> interview. The Tripadvisor review about spending one&#8217;s last day at the Lynwood is drawn directly from a user review on Tripadvisor.com for Lynwood Cafe, Randolph, Massachusetts.</p><p><strong>Town Spa history, the Phillips family, and AMVETS.</strong> Henry and Rena Phillips began running the Town Spa in 1955 in the upstairs of a former furniture factory on Porter Street in Stoughton, near a railroad crossing. The <em>Boston Globe</em> obituary for Rena Phillips (February 2008) states the family &#8220;had worked at the Town Spa Pizza since 1955 and bought the restaurant eight years later,&#8221; indicating they acquired ownership around 1963. The Town Spa official website uses 1955 as its founding date, reflecting the family&#8217;s continuous operation from that year forward. The piece says they &#8220;began running&#8221; the place in 1955 and &#8220;buying it outright several years later,&#8221; which reconciles both sources. Rena Phillips had previously worked as a waitress at the Cape Cod Cafe in Brockton, a detail confirmed by Liberty Takes Effort, &#8220;AMVETS Pizza History&#8221; (libertytakeseffort.com), which also documents the founding of AMVETS Pizza by John Hoey, Henry Phillips, and Joe Gunther at AMVETS Post 51 in Randolph in 1953, and Henry&#8217;s subsequent move to Stoughton. Henry Phillips earned the nickname &#8220;Henry the Pizza King.&#8221; The 260 seat capacity and Route 138 location are confirmed by the Town Spa official website. The twelve thousand pizzas per week figure and six conveyor ovens are confirmed by the <em>Boston Globe</em> obituary (2008) and <em>PMQ Pizza Magazine</em> (April 2024). The story of pizzas flown to Afghanistan via Hanscom Air Force Base is documented on the Town Spa website. The &#8220;burnt edges&#8221; terminology as distinct from Lynwood&#8217;s &#8220;laced&#8221; is documented across multiple South Shore bar pizza sources and confirmed in the King Arthur Baking Company feature by Andrew Janjigian.</p><p><strong>Brockton industrial history.</strong> Brockton&#8217;s designation as &#8220;Shoe City&#8221; and the scale of its shoe manufacturing industry are documented in the Wikipedia entry for &#8220;Brockton Shoemakers,&#8221; which confirms over ninety one factories at the city&#8217;s peak around 1900 and thirty nine manufacturers employing thirteen thousand workers by 1919. Rocky Marciano&#8217;s father, Pierino Marchegiano, worked at the Stacy Adams shoe factory in Brockton, a detail confirmed by <em>American Heritage</em>, &#8220;The Heavyweight and the Shoe City,&#8221; and by Arrowsmith Shoes (arrowsmithshoes.com), which documents Marciano&#8217;s pre boxing employment at the Stacy Adams factory. Marvelous Marvin Hagler&#8217;s Brockton roots are well documented in sports history. Additional sourcing: Stonehill College archives; Library of Congress.</p><p><strong>The trolley corridor and bar pizza geography.</strong> The theory that bar pizza culture spread along the electric trolley routes connecting Brockton&#8217;s shoe factories to Quincy&#8217;s shipyards is attributed to Kerry J. Byrne, founder of the South Shore Bar Pizza Social Club and former <em>Boston Herald</em> food writer, and is documented in his writing at KJB Trending Hospitality and in <em>Edible Southeastern Massachusetts</em>. The trolley routes along Routes 37, 28, and 18 are confirmed by regional transit history sources and by BarPizzaRecipes.com, &#8220;Exploring South Shore Bar Pizza History &amp; Origins.&#8221; The Neponset River joke (&#8221;north of the Neponset you find only lepers, dragons, and roast beef sandwiches&#8221;) is a documented South Shore regional expression cited in multiple bar pizza community sources.</p><p><strong>Fore River Shipyard.</strong> The Fore River Shipyard in Quincy operated from 1883 to 1986 and employed approximately thirty two thousand workers at its wartime peak, building ninety two naval vessels of eleven types including the battleship USS Massachusetts (BB-59). The shipyard was founded by Thomas A. Watson, Alexander Graham Bell&#8217;s assistant. Sources: Wikipedia entry for Fore River Shipyard; New England Historical Society; USS Salem museum; Library of Congress (HAER documentation). The Kilroy origin story, in which rivet inspector James J. Kilroy is credited with creating the &#8220;Kilroy was here&#8221; graffito, is the most widely cited version of the phrase&#8217;s origin and is documented in the Wikipedia entry for &#8220;Kilroy was here&#8221; and in Fore River Shipyard historical materials. The piece presents it as narrative fact consistent with the predominant historical account, though alternative origin theories exist.</p><p><strong>Cheddar cheese science and melting behavior.</strong> The observation that cheddar has low elasticity compared to mozzarella, browns more evenly, and is less likely to blister is confirmed by <em>PMQ Pizza Magazine</em>, &#8220;Will It Melt?&#8221; which cites Rachel Kerr of the Wisconsin Milk Marketing Board. The comparative melting behavior of cheddar and mozzarella at various temperatures is documented in Wang and Sun, published in <em>ScienceDirect</em> (2001, 2002). The casein protein network explanation, specifically that mozzarella&#8217;s aligned protein strands create stretch while cheddar&#8217;s broken down bonds allow flow without pulling, is supported by cheese science literature and confirmed in context by <em>Scientific American</em>, which describes casein network mechanics and the role of calcium phosphate bonds in melting behavior. The Maillard reaction temperature ranges and browning plateau are consistent with food chemistry literature. The NPR report &#8220;Science Crowns Mozzarella&#8221; (citing the <em>Journal of Food Science</em>) documents the visual difference between cheddar&#8217;s even browning and mozzarella&#8217;s characteristic blistering. The comparison of bar pizza&#8217;s caramelized edge to Detroit&#8217;s frico crown is drawn from King Arthur Baking Company, where Andrew Janjigian describes it as &#8220;darker and more crisp chewy than crunchy, since it&#8217;s an amalgam of both cheese and sauce.&#8221; Additional sourcing: PMC (National Institutes of Health), &#8220;Characterisation of Cooked Cheese Flavour: Non-Volatile Components.&#8221;</p><p><strong>Bay State Restaurant Products and the seasoned pan.</strong> Bobby Owens operates Bay State Restaurant Products in Brockton, a fourth generation family business that supplies the ten inch steel pans used across the South Shore bar pizza tradition. The &#8220;pan demic&#8221; quote is attributed to Owens in the <em>Boston Globe</em> (January 2025). The observation that pans accumulate decades of polymerized fat seasoning, functioning like cast iron, is confirmed by <em>Eater Boston</em>, &#8220;Where to Buy the Iconic Pans That Make South Shore Bar Pizza&#8221; (August 2024), and by interviews with multiple bar pizza operators. Jeremy Jamoulis of Cape Cod Cafe has confirmed pans in use for twenty to thirty years.</p><p><strong>South Shore Bar Pizza Social Club and digital expansion.</strong> Kerry J. Byrne created the South Shore Bar Pizza Social Club on Facebook in late February 2020 while watching a Liverpool soccer match. The group&#8217;s rapid growth, from nearly two thousand members within hours to twelve thousand within twelve weeks, is documented in <em>Boston Globe</em> (October 2020). The sixty five thousand member figure by 2024 is reported in <em>Boston Magazine</em> (May 2024), which noted the group had &#8220;more members than most South Shore towns have residents.&#8221; Additional sourcing: <em>South Shore Home, Life &amp; Style</em>, &#8220;Slices of Life&#8221; (interview with Kerry Byrne). The Byrne quote about bar pizza culture spreading along the trolley corridor is from KJB Trending Hospitality.</p><p><strong>Grainsley&#8217;s, Warwick, Rhode Island.</strong> Danny Holleran and his brother Justin opened Grainsley&#8217;s Kitchen and Drinks in Conimicut Village, Warwick, Rhode Island. The restaurant is named after Holleran&#8217;s two nieces, Grayson and Ainsley. Holleran attended the New York School of Pizza in Staten Island. The Phantom Gourmet quote, &#8220;We&#8217;re trying to bring the South Shore of Massachusetts a little bit more south,&#8221; is from the Phantom Gourmet feature (October 2023). Additional coverage: <em>Cranston Herald</em> (January 2025); Issuu/Cranston local magazine.</p><p><strong>Cowesett Pizza, West Warwick, Rhode Island.</strong> Cowesett Pizza at 306 Cowesett Avenue in West Warwick is owned by Christopher and Brittany Cioe, as confirmed by the <em>Kent County Daily Times</em> (July 2022). The addition of bar pie to the menu in mid 2024 is documented on the Cowesett Pizza official website and in customer reviews on the One Bite App (July/August 2024). The RI Pizza Fans Facebook group was founded in January 2021 by Brian Sclama of Knightsville, Cranston, Rhode Island, as documented in the <em>Cranston Herald</em> (January 2022). The <em>Cranston Herald</em> (January 2025) noted that Rhode Islanders seeking South Shore style bar pizza increasingly do not have to cross the state line. The <em>Boston Magazine</em> (May 2024) reference to a writer who moved from the South Shore to Rhode Island and could not find bar pizza is drawn from the magazine&#8217;s comprehensive South Shore bar pizza feature by Scott Kearnan.</p><p><strong>Rhode Island pizza search interest.</strong> The claim that Rhode Island has repeatedly ranked among the top states for Google search interest in pizza is based on Google Trends data, which has consistently shown Rhode Island at or near the top of per capita search interest for the term &#8220;pizza&#8221; in the United States. 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Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[THE OVEN THAT WOULD NOT MOVE]]></title><description><![CDATA[How Immigration, Coal Fire, and Rhode Island Clams Built One of America&#8217;s Great Pizza Traditions]]></description><link>https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/the-oven-that-would-not-move</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/p/the-oven-that-would-not-move</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ThePizzaPrincipal]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2026 12:26:50 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!8V17!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8e9ba4d8-2f85-4565-adfc-a1d6f76777ff_1200x800.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The oven has been burning since 1936.</p><p>It&#8217;s brick. More than one hundred thousand pounds of it. The fire door was cast from the original mold. You don&#8217;t move an oven like this. You don&#8217;t ship it. When Frank Pepe&#8217;s grandchildren expanded the restaurant to other cities, they rebuilt it brick by brick from the same mold, trained new oven workers for weeks, and hoped. The pizza outside New Haven is very good. The pizza on Wooster Street is different. People struggle to explain why. They stop trying and call it history.</p><p>The original oven is the answer.</p><p>The word is apizza. Pronounced ah-BEETZ.</p><p>Not branding. Dialect. Neapolitan speech from the Amalfi coast, where the article disappears into the noun. La pizza becomes a pizza. The Z softens. Becomes ts. Pizza becomes beetz.</p><p>These immigrants carried a language that was already dying in Italy. They preserved it without knowing they were preserving it. The word survived because nobody told it to stop.</p><p>Immigrants brought that sound with them to Wooster Square. Brooklyn used it. Manhattan used it. Parts of Massachusetts used it. Most places let it fade.</p><p>New Haven did not.</p><p>You either say it naturally, or you don&#8217;t say it at all. You hear it at the counter when someone orders wrong, and a regular quietly repeats it back, not correcting, just preserving.</p><p>Frank Pepe arrived in 1909 at sixteen. From Maiori, on the Amalfi coast. Illiterate. Broke. No English. He landed where others from Maiori had landed. That&#8217;s how immigration worked. A cousin had written home that there was work. A neighbor followed that cousin. Frank followed them both. That&#8217;s how neighborhoods get built.</p><p>He worked in a pasta factory. Then a bakery. The bakery is where the flatbread became something else.</p><p>He carried pies on his head through the Wooster Square market. Four or five at a time on a board built for balance. Hungry factory workers bought hot food from a man they could understand. He saved enough to buy a wagon. In June 1925, he took over the bakery operation and opened Frank Pepe Pizzeria Napoletana at 163 Wooster Street. He fired the oven with coal because coal was cheap, available, and already burning in every factory and bakery in Wooster Square. Industrial New Haven ran on coal. So did his oven. The choice was economic, not artistic. Nobody in 1925 was making a statement about fuel.</p><p>He married Filomena Volpi, also from Maiori, in 1919. She could read. She could write English. She kept the books and handled everything that required words on paper. He ran the oven. She ran the books. Between the two of them, they ran everything. His neighborhood nickname was Old Reliable.</p><p>The sign over the door said: Frank Pepe Pizzeria Napoletana.  He couldn&#8217;t read it. She made sure it said the right thing.</p><p>In the mid-1930s, the Boccamiello family, who owned the building, ended his lease and forced him out. They opened their own pizzeria in the space. With his oven. You can&#8217;t move a hundred thousand pounds of brick. The oven was part of the building. Frank bought the building next door at 157 Wooster Street and built another one. The man moved twenty feet. The fire never went out.</p><p>Thirty miles separate Providence from New Haven. The same Amalfitani who settled Wooster Square settled Federal Hill. Same coastal villages. Same food memory. Same hunger to cook something that tasted like home on someone else&#8217;s street.</p><p>Providence leaned into wood. Federal Hill pizza emerged from bakery ovens, dough stretched thin and charred from above and below. Greek immigrants adapted the form, added cheddar, widened the pan, and made it their own. Two cities. Same people. Different answers to the same need.</p><p>You can&#8217;t separate the pizza from the people who needed to make it.</p><p>Rivalry arrived early.</p><p>In 1938, Frank&#8217;s sister Filomena paid five hundred dollars for a nearby bakery on Wooster Street. In a working immigrant household, that sum wasn&#8217;t small. It was a statement of belief. Her son, Sal, opened Sally&#8217;s Apizza in that space, pushing the char further and working with smaller pies. The distance between the two front doors is less than two hundred feet.</p><p>Modern Apizza traces its lineage to Tony&#8217;s Apizza, opened in 1934 by Antonio Tolli, a Neapolitan immigrant who came to New Haven the same way Frank Pepe did. That makes Modern the oldest of the three, a fact that surprises people and pleases Modern regulars enormously. Together, Pepe&#8217;s, Sally&#8217;s, and Modern became the Holy Trinity of New Haven apizza, and have been argued about without resolution ever since.</p><p>All three started with coal or its close derivative. Coal wasn&#8217;t a romantic choice. It was the industrial fuel of the neighborhood, the same stuff burning in the Sargent factory down the street. What it did was burn dry at close to 1,000 degrees, blistering the dough quickly and pulling moisture out before the crust had time to soften. The char. The chew. The thin, crisp bottom that started the whole argument. All of it came from a fuel that cost almost nothing in an immigrant neighborhood in 1925.</p><p>Over time, that changed. Modern switched from coke to oil in 1967 when the local coke supply dried up. Other New Haven pizzerias have moved to gas. The reasons are practical. Every serious coal operation runs on anthracite, a hard Pennsylvania coal that burns hotter and cleaner than the bituminous grade most people picture when they hear the word coal. But cleaner isn&#8217;t the same as clean. Anthracite still produces particulate matter, sulfur oxides, and more carbon dioxide per unit than nearly any other fuel. New York City passed legislation in 2015 requiring all new coal and wood oven installations to meet emissions standards from day one, and in 2023, extended those rules to older ovens. Bringing an existing operation into compliance at one Manhattan pizzeria cost $150,000 and required engineers to rebuild six-story exhaust flues through a century-old building. Getting a brand new coal oven permitted today means navigating environmental codes that didn&#8217;t exist when Frank Pepe lit his first fire. Some operators do it. Most don&#8217;t try.</p><p>Pepe&#8217;s and Sally&#8217;s still burn coal. The working man&#8217;s fuel became the connoisseur&#8217;s credential.</p><p>The debates about which of the three is best sound casual until you realize they&#8217;re not. People inherit these preferences. They bring visitors to prove something. They point at the crust color like evidence. Frank Sinatra is widely reported to have favored Sally&#8217;s. Ronald Reagan is frequently associated with Pepe&#8217;s. The James Beard Foundation named Pepe&#8217;s an American Classic in 1999, seventy-four years after Frank Pepe opened the doors. Two out of three.</p><p>Now the clams.</p><p>In the alleyway beside Pepe&#8217;s, a man known only as Bear sold Rhode Island littlenecks on the half shell. We don&#8217;t know much else about Bear. We know he showed up. Someone was paying attention.</p><p>Frank put the clams on a pizza. Olive oil. Garlic. Pecorino. Oregano. Fresh littlenecks. No sauce. No mozzarella. The clams release liquid under heat. The liquid becomes the sauce. One of the defining American pizza variations emerges from an alleyway transaction between a pizza maker and a clam vendor whose last name nobody recorded.</p><p>The Rhode Island clam made it possible. Not a detail. The foundation. Connecticut&#8217;s most famous pizza exists because of an ingredient from The Ocean State.</p><p>Today, the clams come from the Long Island Sound and Massachusetts, shucked fresh every day. The clam that made it possible came from Rhode Island. The one on your pizza tonight did not.</p><p>People come from everywhere.</p><p>Boston. New York. Providence. The line forms before the doors open. First timers ask what to order. Regulars pretend the decision is simple. Someone explains char. Someone else explains the clam pie. Someone orders wrong, and a regular quietly repeats the word back.</p><p>The waiting is orientation. That&#8217;s how traditions survive.</p><p>Frank Pepe died in 1969. He&#8217;d considered selling. He had no sons and assumed the business would go with him. His daughters, Elizabeth and Serafina, went to him and said: Give us the business. The sisters ran it for decades before passing it to their seven children.</p><p>In 1977, Elizabeth and Serafina bought back the original location at 163 Wooster Street from the Boccamiello family, who&#8217;d forced Frank out when his lease ended in the mid-1930s. The smaller original space reopened as The Spot in 1981. The 1936 oven still burns next door at 157 Wooster Street.</p><p>Two addresses. One century. The same argument repeating.</p><p>Some things remain unresolved because resolution would diminish them.</p><p>Apizza isn&#8217;t branding.</p><p>It&#8217;s dough, repetition, and a family that refused to sell an oven. It&#8217;s a dialect that stayed when others disappeared. It&#8217;s a clam from Rhode Island that permanently altered a menu. It&#8217;s a working fuel that became a tradition long after the workers were gone.</p><p>Rhode Island and Connecticut sit thirty miles apart. The same immigrants shaped both.</p><p>One leaned into wood.</p><p>The other into coal.</p><p>Neither concedes superiority.</p><p>They&#8217;re both right.</p><p>Each slice carries that memory, whether you know the story or not.</p><p><strong>Sources</strong></p><p><strong>Oven construction, weight, and coal fuel: </strong>Frank Pepe Pizzeria Napoletana official website (pepespizzeria.com/about-us); Frank Pepe centennial website (pepespizza100.com); Boston Event Guide Chestnut Hill opening press release (oven weight: 104,000 lbs); Wikipedia entry for Frank Pepe Pizzeria Napoletana.</p><p><strong>Coal as industrial fuel, 1925 context: </strong>PMQ Pizza Magazine, &#8220;The Mystique and Magic of New Haven-Style Pizza,&#8221; Gary Bimonte quoted on coal burning at 1,000 degrees. Historical context of coal as dominant industrial fuel in early 20th century New England manufacturing neighborhoods documented in regional industrial history sources.</p><p><strong>Anthracite vs. bituminous coal, emissions, and CO2: </strong>U.S. Energy Information Agency data on anthracite carbon content and CO2 output, as reported in Food Republic, &#8220;Why Is Everybody Freaking Out About Coal-Fired Pizza?,&#8221; October 2015. Grist, &#8220;Should I Feel Guilty About Eating Coal-Fired Pizza?,&#8221; on sulfur oxides, particulate matter, and unmonitored restaurant emissions. NYC Department of Environmental Protection public comment record on reduced emissions from cook stoves, July 2023. NRDC, &#8220;NYC&#8217;s New Pizza Oven Rule Will Protect Neighborhood Air Quality,&#8221; July 2023.</p><p><strong>NYC coal oven legislation, compliance costs, and venting: </strong>New York City Council legislation, 2015. NYC Department of Environmental Protection rule, 2023. Syracuse University Law Review, &#8220;Delivering Pizza Oven Regulations in NYC,&#8221; 2023. Fox Business, &#8220;Iconic NYC Pizzeria Fired Up Over Emissions Rule,&#8221; March 2024, quoting John&#8217;s of Bleecker Street general manager Kevin Jackson on $150,000 compliance cost and six-story flue reconstruction.</p><p><strong>Modern Apizza fuel switch: </strong>PMQ Pizza Magazine, Modern Apizza history; Wikipedia entry for Modern Apizza; Pizza Today, August 2025 Pizzeria of the Year coverage.</p><p><strong>Apizza dialect and pronunciation: </strong>Colin M. Caplan, &#8220;To Apizza Or Not To Apizza,&#8221; Taste of New Haven, March 7, 2022; A Way with Words public radio program.</p><p><strong>Frank Pepe biography, founding, and Boccamiello eviction: </strong>Wikipedia entry for Frank Pepe Pizzeria Napoletana; Frank Pepe centennial website (pepespizza100.com); CTvisit.com biography; <em>The Washington Post</em>, &#8220;Frank Pepe&#8217;s marks a century of char, clams and thin crust pizza,&#8221; April 7, 2025.</p><p><strong>White clam pie origin: </strong>Wikipedia entry for Frank Pepe Pizzeria Napoletana (identifies vendor known as Bear); Pepe official website; Legends of Pizza historical profile; <em>Boston Globe</em>, March 21, 2023.</p><p><strong>Current clam sourcing: </strong>Frank Pepe Pizzeria Napoletana official website (pepespizzeria.com/about-us): clams harvested from Long Island Sound and Massachusetts, shucked daily.</p><p><strong>Sally&#8217;s Apizza founding: </strong>Sally&#8217;s Apizza official website (sallysapizza.com); Wikipedia entry for Sally&#8217;s Apizza; Daily Nutmeg, Slices of History (Sinatra connection).</p><p><strong>Modern Apizza founding: </strong>Modern Apizza official website (modernapizza.com); Wikipedia entry for Modern Apizza; PMQ Pizza Magazine, May 2024 feature.</p><p><strong>James Beard America&#8217;s Classics Award: </strong>James Beard Foundation records; multiple secondary sources confirm 1999 designation.</p><p><strong>Frank Pepe death, daughters, and The Spot: </strong>The Washington Post centennial feature, April 7, 2025; Wikipedia entry for Frank Pepe Pizzeria Napoletana; Legends of Pizza (The Spot repurchase 1977, reopening 1981).</p><p><strong>Rhode Island pizza traditions: </strong>Regional food journalism covering Rhode Island grilled pizza and Greek pizza origins. Lord of the Pies community documentation of Rhode Island pizzeria culture. 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Not the bar. The oven.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading ThePizzaPrincipal&#8217;s Substack! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>It sits in the back of the room glowing like a furnace that keeps the whole place alive. Every few minutes the door opens and a wave of heat rolls out. The pozza maker leans in with a peel. Wood crackles. A pizza disappears into the fire.</p><p>The room organizes itself around that rhythm.</p><p>Figidini is small. Smaller than you expect when you first walk in. Wood everywhere. Low light over the bar and the tables. The kitchen sits in full view just a few feet from where people are eating.</p><p>You can see the entire operation. Flour on the prep counter. Dough stretching across the board. The oven door opening and closing again and again.</p><p>It feels less like a dining room and more like you&#8217;ve been invited to sit just outside the kitchen while the night moves around you.</p><p>Cozy is the obvious word.</p><p>Quiet is not.</p><p>The room is loud. Very loud. Concrete floors. Tile. Wood. Glass. Hard surfaces everywhere. Sound doesn&#8217;t fade here. It ricochets. Conversations bounce off the walls and stack on top of each other until the whole room hums.</p><p>Then the bartender starts shaking a drink.</p><p>The metal tins crash together like someone using a jackhammer. The sound cuts straight through the room.</p><p>At certain points you find yourself leaning across the table and yelling just to finish a sentence.</p><p>Service moves through that noise with quiet efficiency. Orders taken. Food delivered. Plates cleared. No hovering. No conversation. Just the steady rhythm of the room continuing around you.</p><p>Then the pizza arrives.</p><p>Whole. No slices.</p><p>Just a pair of scissors sitting on the plate beside it.</p><p>The crust rises high around the edge, blistered and spotted from the oven. Puffy and inflated like bread that caught the perfect blast of heat. When you press into it the rim compresses easily. Chewy on the outside. Tender inside.</p><p>The center stays thin and soft the way a wood fired pie should.</p><p>This one is their tomato pie, which means the tomatoes carry the whole flavor of the pizza.</p><p>No blanket of mozzarella covering things up. Just crushed tomatoes spread across the dough with sliced garlic, herbs, olive oil, and a little grated cheese working quietly underneath.</p><p>The sauce is bright and fresh. Slightly sweet. Tomato first, then garlic, then olive oil settling into everything.</p><p>Each slice bends when you lift it. The rim holds. Exactly what you expect from a fast bake in a very hot oven.</p><p>Simple food. Done carefully.</p><p>And done well.</p><p>There is also a slightly precious edge to everything and that might not sit well with everyone. Figidini is the kind of place where a five dollar eight ounce bottle of Coke arrives at the table next to a tiny glass holding two oversized ice cubes that already take up most of the space before the soda even touches it.</p><p>Small room. Warm light. Loud energy.</p><p>A little over curated.</p><p>But the oven keeps burning. Another pie goes in. Another one comes out.</p><p>And once the scissors hit the table and the first slice makes it to your plate, most of the rest of it fades into the background.</p><p>Because at the center of all that noise and dim light and careful presentation is a simple idea executed very well.</p><p>A wood fired tomato pie that tastes exactly the way it should.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Aoa6!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe060461b-de0c-43ef-ac44-271f549ff947_3072x4080.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Aoa6!, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/w_424, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/c_limit, /__u/thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/f_webp, 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y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p></p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://thepizzaprincipal.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading ThePizzaPrincipal&#8217;s Substack! 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The surface puffs in uneven pockets. The edges catch char. The shape, never a perfect circle to begin with, shifts under heat and becomes something else entirely. One early version looked like a map of Australia without Tasmania. Nobody cared.</p><p>That is grilled pizza. It is pizza that punishes distraction. You stop talking. You stop checking your phone. You eat it while it is still alive from the fire, because the window is short and the pizza makes sure you know it.</p><p>If you grew up in Rhode Island, there is a good chance you associate that experience with a single address.</p><p>577 South Water Street, Providence. Al Forno opened on January 2, 1980. </p><p>The river is right there.</p><p>People still show up overdressed for a place that smells like charcoal.</p><p>Most people know the headline: Al Forno is widely credited by national food writers with creating modern grilled pizza.</p><p>What most people do not know is how close it came to never happening at all.</p><div><hr></div><p><em><strong>A pizza story that starts as a mistake</strong></em></p><p>According to interviews that Al Forno&#8217;s original owners Johanne Killeen and George Germon gave across decades of coverage, the origin is not a romantic tale from Italy. It&#8217;s a misunderstanding.</p><p>A fishmonger came back from a trip with a story about grilled pizza he had seen in Italy. The details vary across retellings, but the spine stays the same: someone described a wood fired pizza in a way that made it sound like dough cooked directly over an open flame.</p><p>Killeen was skeptical. She had lived and worked in Italy, had cooked in a tiny restaurant outside Florence, and understood Italian food well enough to know the story sounded wrong. Grilled pizza did not exist in Italy. The man had almost certainly been looking at a wood fired oven and confused the terminology.</p><p>Germon wanted to try it anyway.</p><p>That part matters because George was not a chef who had come up through traditional kitchens. He was a sculptor, trained at the Rhode Island School of Design.</p><p>Johanne was a photographer, also from RISD.</p><p>They met in 1975 in the swelteringly hot kitchen of Joe&#8217;s Upstairs, a short-lived but influential Providence restaurant, two artists paying their bills who found each other over a stove.</p><p>They opened Al Forno in 1980 to support their art. That isn&#8217;t mythology. It is baked into how people wrote about them at the time and how they were remembered later. George designed every physical aspect of the space himself, including shortening every table leg to what he believed was the ideal dining height. He built the charcoal grills with his own hands.</p><p>Those grills created the problem.</p><p>They also became the solution.</p><p>Al Forno did not start with a pizza oven. It started with those grills. If George wanted to make pizza, he had to figure out how to make it with what he had.</p><p>So he took Johanne&#8217;s soft bread dough. He rolled it in olive oil because he thought it would stick without it. He made it thin, understanding that all the heat was coming from below. He draped it over the grate the way Johanne later described: like throwing a sheet over a bed. And he watched what happened.</p><p>What happened was simple. It worked.</p><p>The bottom blistered. Heat rises through it, cooking the surface. George flipped it. He put toppings on the already-cooked side, sparse and deliberate, so they would warm through fast without the crust going soft underneath. The pizza came off the grill, and the customers loved it immediately.</p><p>A fishmonger misremembers something he saw in Italy. He tells his fish guy. The fish guy tells a sculptor. The sculptor tries it on a grill he built.</p><p>An entirely new pizza style took hold.</p><p>Nobody announced it at the time.</p><div><hr></div><p><em><strong>What they invented</strong></em></p><p>People sometimes say Al Forno brought grilled pizza from Italy.</p><p>That is not right.</p><p>The more accurate version is that a mistaken story sparked an experiment in Providence, and the experiment worked.</p><p>Not with Tuscany. With a charcoal grill on the Providence River.</p><div><hr></div><p><em><strong>The technique, in human terms</strong></em></p><p>You can see the grills before you taste the pizza. Blackened metal that looks less like equipment and more like something that survived a storm. The heat sits in the room even when the fire is low.</p><p>Grilled pizza sounds simple until you watch someone do it well.</p><p>The dough is stretched paper-thin on an oiled inverted baking sheet, no lip on the edges, no particular shape required. The shape is never the point. You want it thin and even. If small holes appear as you stretch it, you work around them rather than repair them.</p><p>The grill runs on hardwood charcoal. When the fire is genuinely hot, you pick up the dough by two corners and lay it across the grate. It hits the fire and starts puffing and blistering within seconds.</p><p>Now you watch it. You move different sections toward direct heat and pull others back with tongs, checking the underside constantly so it browns and crisps without burning. The margin for error is measured in half seconds. There is no way to correct a mistake after it has been made.</p><p>After one side is done, you flip it. Then the toppings go on in a different order than you would expect. Oil the hot surface first, then grated cheese closest to the heat so it melts quickly against the crust. Sauce is applied in small dollops, never spread wall to wall. Fresh herbs sliced into thin ribbons at the very end. The olive oil on the surface conducts heat upward, like a saut&#233; pan, cooking the toppings from below while the crust finishes on the grill.</p><p>Heavy sauce ruins it. Too much cheese suffocates it. You build it with restraint, or you lose the whole point.</p><p>Serve it immediately. Not in five minutes. Now.</p><div><hr></div><p><em><strong>What it tastes like, and why you remember it</strong></em></p><p>The crust is the revelation.</p><p>A Wine Spectator writer observing Germon cook in 2008 described the texture as a second cousin to lavash, barely pliable and crispy on the surface. The char adds a bitterness that cuts through the olive oil. The thinness makes it feel lighter than it has any right to be, given how thoroughly olive oil is involved at every stage.</p><p>Their signature margherita is built with what Rhode Island Monthly once described as &#8220;almost inconceivable restraint&#8221;. House-made pomodoro in dollops, not spread, so the tomatoes stay bright and acidic rather than cooking into the crust. Two cheeses, one for melting and one for sharpness. Shaved scallions. Fresh herbs. Extra virgin olive oil. The flavors stay vivid and separate. Nothing hides behind anything else.</p><p>The pizza comes off the grill in whatever shape the fire decides. Not standardized, not reproducible. The imperfection is the origin story of that pie.</p><p>And then it cools quickly. Not because anything went wrong, but because grilled pizza doesn&#8217;t pretend to last; it&#8217;s all about living in the moment. The slice holds on long enough for one good conversation. After that, you are on your own.</p><div><hr></div><p><em><strong>The part where Providence becomes a real food city</strong></em></p><p>In 1993, Killeen and Germon won the James Beard Award for Best Chef, Northeast.</p><p>In 1994, the International Herald Tribune named Al Forno the best casual restaurant in the world.</p><p>Not in New England. Not in the United States. In the world.</p><p>Those two lines read like trophy language, but they&#8217;re not.</p><p>In real life, they meant something different. They meant Providence, a city still shaking off its long time reputation for organized crime and cronyism, suddenly had a restaurant the world had to take seriously. </p><p>An entire city can change because of one room.</p><p>Al Forno did not take reservations. Diners sipped wine at the bar and waited for a table. George and Johanne sourced ingredients from Rhode Island farms and waters long before the phrase farm to table existed. In those early days, pesto was so exotic that they had to contract with a local farm just to guarantee enough basil.</p><p>Bob Burke, the owner of Pot au Feu and a central figure in Providence&#8217;s restaurant community, told The New York Times that their restaurant had been &#8220;ripped off more than any restaurant in the history of the world.&#8221;</p><p>Al Forno became one of the most important training kitchens in New England. The alumni, including chefs Ken Oringer and Cassie Piuma, built serious careers in American kitchens. All of them started in a Providence kitchen where two artists were figuring out what happened when you put dough directly on fire.</p><p>Burke said, &#8220;They could have gone anywhere, and they chose Providence. They helped Providence believe it was the real deal.&#8221;</p><p>That is a peer describing a turning point in what is now a world class culinary city.</p><div><hr></div><p><em><strong>The legacy, without the mythology</strong></em></p><p>George Germon died on October 27, 2015. He was seventy years old.</p><p>Burke called him a quiet genius who took cooking back to the roots people had forgotten, someone who understood that returning to fire was not regression but revelation.</p><p>George had designed every physical aspect of Al Forno himself. He was, before any of this, a sculptor. You can see it in how he approached the restaurant: every detail considered, every proportion intentional, the space is as much a created object as the food that came from it. &#8220;There&#8217;s a great deal of magic when we&#8217;re together,&#8221; he told The New York Times in 1988. &#8220;Nothing is missed. We&#8217;re always tugging in the same direction.&#8221;</p><p>The grills George built are still the grills that the pizza is cooked on.</p><p>Johanne Killeen still runs Al Forno. The pizza still comes out irregular. Nothing is stamped. Nothing is standardized.</p><p>Rhode Island helped create a pizza style that refuses perfection.</p><p>It chooses attention.</p><div><hr></div><p><strong>Reporting and Sources</strong></p><p>This story draws on interviews with Johanne Killeen and George Germon published across four decades of regional and national food writing, along with historical coverage of Providence&#8217;s restaurant community.</p><p>The New York Times: Feature coverage of Al Forno beginning in the 1980s and the 2015 obituary of George Germon, including commentary from restaurateurs such as Bob Burke.</p><p>The Boston Globe: November 2015 obituary documenting the restaurant&#8217;s origins, the RISD backgrounds of Killeen and Germon, and Al Forno&#8217;s influence on Providence dining.</p><p>Rhode Island Monthly: Long-form restaurant profiles describing the grilled pizza technique, signature dishes, and the phrase almost inconceivable restraint.</p><p>Wine Spectator: 2008 feature documenting a grilled pizza demonstration by George Germon and texture observations referenced in this piece.</p><p>James Beard Foundation archives: 1993 Best Chef Northeast award records for Johanne Killeen and George Germon.</p><p>International Herald Tribune dining coverage: 1994 recognition of Al Forno as the best casual restaurant in the world.</p><p>National food publications, including Saveur, HuffPost, and others: Technique coverage, observational writing on grilled pizza, and repeated retellings of the fishmonger origin story.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!rUTi!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F68a5c97d-e4e2-4e8c-bb2b-45d9cc7b3439_842x1199.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="/__u/substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!rUTi!, 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Every time.</p><p>You didn&#8217;t celebrate it. You stepped around a puddle that probably wasn&#8217;t water, took the slice from the counter, folded it without thinking, and kept moving. The paper plate sagged. The grease ran toward your wrist. You burned your mouth because you couldn&#8217;t wait.</p><p>For years, that wasn&#8217;t random.</p><p>It was a law.</p><div><hr></div><p>The man who noticed wasn&#8217;t an economist. He was a patent attorney named Eric M. Bram.</p><p>In the early 1960s, standing on a sidewalk with a subway token in one hand and a slice in the other, he realized something strange. The token and the slice cost the same. Fifteen cents.</p><p>Not roughly. Not close enough to call it coincidence.</p><p>Exactly.</p><p>He kept watching. Twenty-five cents. Thirty-five. Fifty. Seventy-five. One dollar. The subway fare rose. The slice rose. Like two regulars who never stopped showing up at the same corner at the same time.</p><p>In 1980, he told the New York Times what he had been quietly tracking for nearly two decades. The reporter wanted an explanation.</p><p>Bram didn&#8217;t have one.</p><div><hr></div><p>Five years later, a banker named George Fasel wrote an op-ed in the Times, attempting to give the thing a suit and tie. He quoted an unnamed source who delivered the sort of analysis that belongs in bars rather than journals:</p><p>&#8220;The transit token has no relationship to capital costs, union contracts, passenger miles, or depreciation schedules. Forget all that. The critical variables are flour, tomato sauce, and mozzarella cheese. Don&#8217;t ask why. It just is.&#8221;</p><p>Don&#8217;t ask why. It just is.</p><p>That sentence should be tattooed on every economist alive. It is either terrible economics or the purest form of it, and the gap between those two things turns out to be smaller than anyone in academia would like to admit.</p><div><hr></div><p>A New York slice shop runs on margins so thin they feel imaginary.</p><p>Flour. Cheese. Tomatoes. Labor.</p><p>When one of those costs rises, the owner cannot wait six months to adjust. He takes a strip of tape, writes a new number with a Sharpie, sticks it over the old one, and hopes the guy who always pays in singles doesn&#8217;t start screaming at him in another language.</p><p>The subway lives inside a political machine. Budgets. Bond debt. Negotiations. Press conferences. The fare can sit frozen for years while everyone argues about it in rooms with bad lighting.</p><p>But when the cost of living in New York rises, it rises for everyone. The man stretching dough at six in the morning feels it. The conductor feels it. The woman mopping the platform at two in the morning feels it. Labor lifts the floor under both systems at the same time.</p><p>Two entirely different institutions. One city. Same weather.</p><p>For decades, the numbers moved together so consistently that New Yorkers stopped noticing they were remarkable. Which may be the most New York thing about it.</p><div><hr></div><div><hr></div><p>In 2002, Times columnist Clyde Haberman noticed the price on the board change at his neighborhood shop. He wrote that the subway fare would likely follow.</p><p>Six months later, it did.</p><p>The following year, The New Yorker noted that the Pizza Principle had predicted the subway hitting two dollars. Exact. The same week the fare went up.</p><p>At that point, the theory wasn&#8217;t trivia. It felt like infrastructure. Some cities have complicated algorithms and econometric models. New York, for a long time, had cheese.</p><div><hr></div><p>Then the world tilted.</p><p>Dining rooms closed. Supply chains snapped. Cheese prices jumped. Flour climbed. Labor tightened. Pizza shop owners would rather argue about the Knicks future in the playoffs than raise prices, but they finally gave in.</p><p>Slices crossed three dollars. Then three and a quarter. Then three-fifty.</p><p>By late 2025, reporting from Gothamist put the cost of a median plain slice at $3.81.</p><p>The subway, meanwhile, sat at $2.75 for years because raising fares requires hearings. It requires votes. It requires people lining up to shout into microphones about fairness. So the fare froze while pizza kept climbing.</p><p>The slice moved. The train did not.</p><p>The gap opened.</p><p>On January 4, 2026, the base subway fare climbed to $3.00. At a press conference, MTA chair Janno Lieber was asked about the Pizza Principle.</p><p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know what the pizza principle would dictate at this point,&#8221; he said, &#8220;because folks have told me that we&#8217;re less than a slice in many cases.&#8221;</p><p>The head of one of the largest transit systems on earth, discussing mozzarella like it was monetary policy.</p><div><hr></div><p>In 2022, a Bloomberg reporter found two students eating lunch outside a Midtown shop called Little Italy Pizza on Third Avenue.</p><p>Daphney Lopez, nineteen, said she would rather go to a 99-cent place, but there wasn&#8217;t one near school. Her friend Willa Johnson, seventeen, said she had learned about the Pizza Principle in an economics class.</p><p>&#8220;I didn&#8217;t realize it was a real thing,&#8221; she said.</p><p>Willa, here&#8217;s what that means. It was the realest thing in New York City for sixty years. More reliable than weather forecasts, more honest than campaign promises, and more useful than almost anything else they teach in economics class. </p><p>It was discovered not by a professor or a think tank but by a man eating lunch. It was confirmed by journalists who were paying attention. It survived for six decades on nothing but flour, tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and the strange gravitational pull that New York exerts on everything inside it.</p><p>And it ended, as so many great New York things end, not with a bang but with a gap.</p><p>That gap, less than a dollar, more than a coincidence, is the difference between a law of nature and a fond memory.</p><div><hr></div><p>On December 31, 2025, the MTA stopped selling MetroCards. Swiping too fast. Swiping too slow. Getting yelled at by a turnstile like it was a disappointed uncle. That sound, the magnetic drag of the swipe, is gone now. Replaced by a tap, a beep, a transaction that feels like nothing, like paying for air, like a city slowly forgetting itself.</p><p>The Pizza Principle did not survive intact either.</p><p>Maybe it returns. New York resurrects stranger things. Or maybe it stays what it is now: the most elegant economic indicator this country ever produced, discovered by accident, sustained by stubbornness, and ended by the same rising costs that hit everyone else.</p><div><hr></div><p>Two students on a curb. A paper plate going soft in the hand. Three dollars. The ride home.</p><p>Eric Bram saw sixty years of symmetry in that moment. He never fully explained it, and honestly, that was always the point.</p><p>Don&#8217;t ask why. 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