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peaks and valleys july 2026: póg mo thóin

𝓵𝓵 𝓬øø𝓵 𝓳ordan — Fri, 04 Sep 2026 20:50:43 GMT

peaks

happy 21st birthday to one of the greatest songs ever written. this is my formal thank you to dallas austin for everything you have given the world and my formal request that you finally release the sky ferreira songs you worked on because i’ve given up on my sister releasing them herself…
i am trying to quit twitter for many reasons (bad for brain, run by a fascist pedophile, pushes alt-right accounts and notions constantly, dead internet bots theory, tiktok screentime already atrocious, etc) but i do check it still on my ~~work~~ computer and every once in a while, i see a tweet so beautiful that makes you remember why al gore invented the internet1
life could be worse. no, not really. this is the worst. this is the worst. yeah. hmm. anyway. but i have my holy trinity of meditative quotes to get me through the darkest of times that i will share with you now:
@neverdevinparker Technically a sleep angel #davidlynch #film #sleep #dream #movie
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i LOVE zohran mamdani. he is such a wonderful person and an incredible mayor. everything i learn about him only solidifies my love for him even more. i don’t care if bill deblasio was the one tweeting at the time. mayor mamdani being a red sox AND a mets fan is real TO ME.
@siranda_manchez I MET MY MAYOR YALL!! Last day of early voting, Election Day on Tuesday 11/4, GET OUT THERE AND VOTE NYC!! @Zohran Mamdani @Creators 4 Zohran #halloween2025 #zohranmamdani
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how your email finds me this month
amanda berry said watching jersey shore every thursday was a bright spot of comfort during her time being kidnapped for 11 years. and they said reality television is useless
this month, i learned audrey hobart is the name of the SUE ME I WANNA BE AHHH2. i also learned that my schnookums malcolm todd is audrey hobart’s brother and they inspired the middle characters. wow. beautiful. i love my siblings so much and i think sibling revelry is one of the most slept on podcasts. there is something so beautiful about hearing someone talk about their siblings. i loved malcolm saying he cries to audrey’s lyrics “ima tell my sister your secrets” because that’s his sister, too. in my heart, malcolm and audrey are to billie eilish and finneas as skye ferriera is to charli xcx. hope this helps.

valleys

kj apa pissing on his mcdonald’s so he would not eat it. this was a genuinely horrifying story. so yeah. yeah.
love island3 is over. situationships won the summer. at least the winners of usa actually appear to be in love but i don’t know if i can really root for my girl being 22 settling down for a 30 year old dj… love has won worst battles i guess…
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every day we get closer to living in the handmaid’s tale. and the most fucked up thing is it feels like there are 17 more important things to focus on so there is no time or energy left to fight every data center being built that is more likely to send us into digital surveillance state and less likely to let you chat with your ai boyfriend or whatever. kris jenner started by selling her daughter’s sex tape and now has moved onto letting her youngest be the face of total surveillance. sick. living the dream!
jared leto accused of being a sexual predator for the umpteenth time. maybe this time it will actually stick
fuck sophie cunnigham. you are not a good person. you are not a good podcast co-host. you are not a good basketball player. is there anything you are good at other than being a bigoted clown who spends more time right-wing grifting than even ATTEMPTING to score a basket. loser. go to hell. etc. like at least lebron james has the decency to be good at his job before he says misogynistic bullshit. spend less time posting online and more time in the gym and maybe we can get those stats up. because your pathetic contributions to your team are much more concerning than made-‘Love Island’: The Public Vilification Of Confident Brown Girls Is… Exhausting | British Vogueup transphobic rhetoric
there are a lot of things from popular culture that still bounce around in my head. ariana grande’s longtime pal colleen ballinger being accused of grooming minors and singing a song on the ukelele about it. specifically where she says that people are trying to stab her in her “bony little back”. being fine with messaging kids about your sex life with your husband but drawing the line at anyone forgetting you are very thin… right… ariana grande’s body has always been a topic of discussion both because of her ability to rachel dolezal her way into a skintone of her choosing and her visibility as one of the biggest modern popstars. i, myself, do not know her other than loving my water sign sister but i think the line between concern and causing further damage to not only her but the millions of young people seeing The Discourse online is so frail that it is nonexistent. i think her team should be more responsible since they are selling her body as part of the packaged product of her but even typing that sentence made me feel nauseated. i don’t know what to say. other than i hope she gets help. i hope she has people around her that love and care for her. and i hope she is as healthy as she insists she is because i need her to lock in for next year when she stars in my favourite show with jonathan bailey4

favourites

album: my man my man MY man has done it again. stream cry baby

article: ‘Love Island’: The Public Vilification Of Confident Brown Girls Is… Exhausting

book: i am still adrift in my flop era of reading. i did not finish reading OR listening to famesick this month… but i have been relistening to old rosie donnell clips5 while i pack up my apartment which is not only educational but a religious experience for a girl like me

buffcorrell cover:

cover: not since the humble or what was i made for covers has a song moved me so much. music is so beautiful. kay.jones93 is not fucking with your twitter fingers

@kay.jones93 Rapping to Industrial baby #trending #jackharlow #industrybaby #oldladyrap

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jortscenter: shoutout to my guy jannik sinner for doing what needs to be done in wimledon. big ups to lionel messi for being the goat of all goats. even bigger ups to every person who made poland x jude bellingham edits. opposite of a shoutout (?bloodline curse?) to all the execs who made the insane nhl trades and the second most devastating boston trade to a girl like me. but the crown this month goes to one of my favourite scousers, paddy THEE baddy. logan paul has challenged him to a fight. paddy humbly accepted and added that he would break logan’s knee in 12 places so that he can never walk again. maybe…sometimes…violence IS the answer

@freak.mma Book this fight. #paddypimblett #loganpaul #ufc #mma #fight

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movie: alexander skarsgard, you will always be famous to me. this wicker trailer is….so…yeah… sorry to my beloved minions but the only thing scarier than a straight man with a podcast microphone is a self-proclaimed film bro.

podcast: mommy and daddy are finally home!!! never have needed them more!

song: what’s your karma like? because you must have earned me historically. still listening/relistening to the other songs on the album before commenting on the entirety of it but big feelings and like i do? ok, miss ponytail! talk your shit!!!

thing jeremy strong did this month: was reminded that he was a Very Good Friend to katie holmes in the wake of her separation from tom cruise

tiktok:

@mar.inara6 Stinky old man blissed out in the peas (be nice he is ancient) EDIT migi is almost 3 years old for everyone asking 🙂 #fypシ #fyp #naturevibes

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tv show: ride or die. this show was fun and excellent and perfect for a girl like me, who fell for the doctored image that someone made saying octavia spencer was going to be on big brother next year

white boy of the month: mr. zendaya but specifically as sporticus from lazytown

youtube video: trisha paytas doing flight attendant asmr. generational talent. her accent work? let’s just say daniel day lewis been REAL QUIET since she launched her asmr roleplay account three years ago…

that’s all for now… hope everyone has a good long labor day weekend!

inside you, there are two wolves. one is horny for ben affleck and the other is spencer pratt

shoutout to my soulMAEte. love you diva thanks for putting me on

finally managed to sit through the finale today so love island rankings dropping next week

editor’s note as of 9/4/26: yeah it’s fine. whatever. nothing matters. nobody cares. we’re all going to die.

normally it would be old wendy williams clips but it makes me cry too much now

someday scaries: STOP the wedding

𝓵𝓵 𝓬øø𝓵 𝓳ordan — Mon, 31 Aug 2026 17:12:39 GMT

there are many cases to be made (and have been) for reducing screentime and Touching Grass. however. my screentime slipped away like bottle of wine in august but the only thing i felt was bored while i prepared to move from the apartment i have been in for four years in a couple of weeks. even tiktok was blowing up my phone with notifications begging me to log in1. so here’s what i/you may have missed the past few weeks:

first and foremost. kaia gerber said she had an exorcism as a child. she’s a little too booked and busy but would love to see her pop in nextgen la or nyc.

asked to clarify, gerber said: “i just was possessed. i was haunted, my whole life.”

first time a magazine suggested that i “need” to know something that i actually did NEED to know. life changing information. brain chemistry permanently altered more with every sentence

ashe released a song called stop the wedding. the song is catchy but it really resonated with me. you DON’T have to waste your night and wear your hear…

great gowns, beautiful gowns: house of stassi

𝓵𝓵 𝓬øø𝓵 𝓳ordan — Mon, 17 Aug 2026 22:24:39 GMT

i started to write this1 on friday the day after it came out because insomnia led me to staying up until 4am binging this 12 car pile-up crash of a show but there were so few tweets, tiktoks, or any posts about it that i did not want to spoil anything for anyone who had not yet ventured into the house of stassi yet. i am not a spoiler person at all; i hate surprises and will often be found on the wikipedia page of any scary movie i am dragged to within the first few minutes. but this show…i truly do not even know what to compare this show to because there is truly nothing like it except maybe that one season of bad girls club when they pretended to be sisters but were actually exes. spiritually, this show is diamond and olivia. yet, somehow worse.

vanderpump villa is a show that i truly never intended to watch2 but it kept getting referenced so i tuned into what i thought was the one episode stassi was on with her friends and family and now costars, only to realise that stassi is someho…

someday scaries: it's been getting to feel a lot like christmas in august? (grinch's version)

𝓵𝓵 𝓬øø𝓵 𝓳ordan — Mon, 10 Aug 2026 16:49:37 GMT

(((adhd is truly…something. as we get closer to the end of the year, i am getting closer to clearing out my drafts for the year. i found this one from december of last year with four little blurbs so adding it to the top of this week’s scaries sundae like the moldy whipped cream it is…))))

sorry mariah carey but there is a new christmas doll and her name is…kevin gates. i have not heard/seen a single all i want for christmas post yet but have genuinely seen at least 50 takes on kevin’s 2022 song (i genuinely have no idea what i was on about but i did find this tiktok so feliz navidad?)

someday scaries: self-undiagnosing. i'm fine.

𝓵𝓵 𝓬øø𝓵 𝓳ordan — Mon, 03 Aug 2026 17:51:01 GMT

in what is likely the only positive news that has made its way across my desk, keke palmer told everybody to chill out and let her and sean evans cook. so please respect their privacy because they are getting married. just not right now :-)

i’m still on island time but will probably wait a couple weeks before releasing the rankings because even over the weekend, the uk drama has been… yeah1. lorenzo is liking instagram models’ pics, saving jaslo edits (allegedly), and pretty much doing anything but spending time with his cowinner since they left the airport…

someday scaries: the good the bad the love island finale

𝓵𝓵 𝓬øø𝓵 𝓳ordan — Tue, 28 Jul 2026 17:49:26 GMT

not too much scaring me these days that i can openly say on al gore’s internet without consequences or to a therapist out of network, but it is officially leo season because The Rage has returned…

off top, i just have to say: fuck lebald james. loser. my good friend jaylen marselles brown was playing for my celtics two minutes ago. now he is in melanie’s philadelphia playing with the toy story lanez’s bff. etsy witches are not enough; i am going to new orleans this weekend to consult with several high priestesses to ensure that lebald’s bones have the consistency of powdered milk. if he was as good as everyone tells me, he could have won in ohio. but enough about the mnba. the real drama this weekend was at the wnba all-star weekend.

peaks and valleys june 2025: can i pull you for a chat to talk about the political and economical state of the world right now?

𝓵𝓵 𝓬øø𝓵 𝓳ordan — Fri, 24 Jul 2026 18:54:45 GMT

peaks

love island is back!!!!!!! usa is the free chips and salsa that comes with the table but uk is the main course and dessert, baby!!!! i think with the success of usa, though, a lot more eyes are also drifting across the pond and you know it’s bad when even british MEN are agreeing that the love island producers are horribly mistreating women of colour, especially dark skinned black women. this has always been a problem and love island has always reflected the current state of society but it gets to a point!!!! the producers need to be held responsible and “do better” does not even begin to cover it. the teaser trailers of the islanders had all the men saying their type and celebrity crushes. not one of them named a black woman. it is grossly irresponsible and dehumanising to consistently cast the most beautiful women but have them be treated as less than just because of the colour of their skin. even in the past year, alima, angelista, and billykiss all deserve so much more than t…

sunday scaries: mgk is close friends with travis. that's common knowledge.

𝓵𝓵 𝓬øø𝓵 𝓳ordan — Mon, 20 Jul 2026 16:40:17 GMT

summer is supposed to be fun… having a very NOT FUN summer. but at least the rizzler is still perfect. could not agree less with his stance against my favourite food but could also not love him more

peaks and valleys spring 2026: harry styles is the least interesting person in zoe kravitz's dating history

𝓵𝓵 𝓬øø𝓵 𝓳ordan — Fri, 17 Jul 2026 00:39:43 GMT

peaks

everybody moved on but i still cannot believe aaron rodgers is openly and proudly married to an ai chatbot! shalom!
i’m the anti charles barkley of my beloved san antonio (spurs) but i also have a massive affinity for new york losers (mets, knicks, 50 cent) so it was sad but beautiful to watch the power of friendship sweep the nba finals.

they came here for love!...or did they: the final love island rankings of summer 2025

𝓵𝓵 𝓬øø𝓵 𝓳ordan — Tue, 30 Jun 2026 19:05:56 GMT

i was trying to FINALLY finish catching up on my she by sheree style catchup on peaks and valleys so i can get back on track and post june’s by the 15th of july and i found this in my drafts. much like the idiot’s guide to succession which was meant to come out before the final season aired and is now complete and scheduled for the 7TH anniversary of that perfect season 2 finale later this year, it felt a shame to let this one die in the drafts. unclear if there is even an audience for this anymore other than my soulMAEte but hopefully the jokes at the men’s expense will be worth your time as i refine this simply by adding any new info available in june 2026 to the mix, which will be bolded.

disclosure: this gets way too nitty gritty for any casual viewers or Normal People who do not watch but my divas who get this will get it. it also will likely cut off in your email so you will have to read it on substack online or on the app…

i am once again begging on my hands and knees to the lov…

someday scaries: the aftermath of the aftermath

𝓵𝓵 𝓬øø𝓵 𝓳ordan — Mon, 22 Jun 2026 17:32:02 GMT

after what has felt like years, the tenth season of summer house has FINALLY come to an end. the reunion was so chaotic and mob-mentality based reacting to west-td and amanda batula spitting into each other’s mouths all around the globe that much of the actual season fell to the wayside. i get that everyone is entitled to their Feelings about The Situation (lord knows i have been running through ’s live chat of the reunion reunion special like the tomb raider1) but it really was disappointing2 to not have that same energy brought to kyle and ben, both who were misogynistic losers who were raising their voice and taking an insane tone with women when they were not embracing each other lovingly in their arms, which is why bailey is my season mvp and reunion mvp. she gathered ben promptly, efficiently, quickly, and then moved on.

as for the rest of the reunion, i probably am the only person who believes so but i rate amanda and west’s appearance. amanda did let some of her frustration out…

someday scaries: summer house reunion hangover

𝓵𝓵 𝓬øø𝓵 𝓳ordan — Thu, 11 Jun 2026 00:44:31 GMT

“summer is supposed to be fun” kyle cooke famously once said. unfortunately, i do have to agree with a man. the summer house reunion? NOT fun.

andrew cohen hosted the reunion the same way i play with my cats after a long day of work; half-heartedly and half-asleep. mia and hubhouse lamented that they had less clarity than ever after ten hours of filming. unfortunately, i just think nobody is going to get the clarity they wanted. there are no winners of this reunion. yes, ciara will continue to thrive moving forward without these two emotional vampires in her life but cussing them out does not undo the damage they did to my girl’s soft heart. amanda will either be left by west at clown school graduation or she will marry him; neither option screams Living The Dream. kyle will continue to dj so good luck to him and jesse solomon continuing to book those stages of which they speak…

my favourite thing about summer house has always been the Realness. for better or worse. and this reunion wa…

someday scaries: it's ON SIGHT

𝓵𝓵 𝓬øø𝓵 𝓳ordan — Wed, 03 Jun 2026 18:35:09 GMT

my sundays have been full of scaries more than ever but i have not had a chance to check in. my work computer’s home page is msn and every day i have a new Thing waiting for me to make my blood pressure rise when i am simply trying to get to the tab of my work email… i cannot remember the last time i listed the enemies of this publication so for readers old and new, enjoy!

drake.

the curious case of amanda batula

𝓵𝓵 𝓬øø𝓵 𝓳ordan — Tue, 26 May 2026 22:17:01 GMT

not unlike hard drugs, being addicted to bravo television programming is filled with immense shame and is often not accepted as conversation fodder within polite company. many of my fellow og bravoheads have at least been able to monetize our sickness. it felt perverse how much joy it brought me to listen to my friend lara being able to interview the cast of vanderpump rules (nearly a decade before scandoval would be whispered in nearly every room) solely because she had the first pump podcast, an idea she was even unsure of. who would listen? nine years later and i have gotten sent clips of her current Sexy Unique podcast by friends i would never have even known to be interested in any let alone all things bravo. scandoval did shatter the glass ceiling ~~harder than katie maloney once did~~. after scandoval made headlines, i began to feel like the bravo buddha to people in my life. i DO think vanderpump rules is one of the greatest shows to ever have been made. you cannot replicate that …

peaks and valleys 2025: we could go see BOOP!

𝓵𝓵 𝓬øø𝓵 𝓳ordan — Tue, 28 Apr 2026 22:49:55 GMT

peaks

DIANE AGRON IS EMPLOYED 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nathan fielder not only did #this but he did it at kyle mooney’s live show. never kill yourself.
BEYONCE WON ALBUM OF THE YEAR AND COUNTRY ALBUM OF THE YEAR AT THE MOTHERFUCKING GRAMMYS! that has to be said in all caps because my heart still soars every time i remember this happened. billie eilish stans are still seething and i get it. hit me hard and soft is easily her best work to date and it is hard to imagine her ever topping it but cowboy carter, despite featuring post malone, IS perfect art. if you disagree, die mad! because she IS the shit per the academy
julia louis-dreyfus had the distinct privilege of meeting the rizzler. my two goats.
it was ten years ago on march 15 that zayn malik ruined my life but this year, netflix greenlit a roadtrip docuseries with zayn and louis tomlinson. so all’s well that ends well! and netflix has made so many documentaries that surely this one will be spectacular and handled with care and have no production problems whatsoever… right….? right……….
the american woman in pakistan. every once in a while, Something so beautifully insane occurs that not necessarily restores your faith in humanity. after traveling to pakistan to marry a teenager, 32 year old onijah andrew robinson spent five months holding press conferences demanding larger and larger sums of cash2 to “rebuild” pakistan. there are so many layers to this story that it is truly the gift that keeps giving. the 19 year old would be husband’s mother swiftly removed him from the narrative…and their apartment complex, but that did not stop robinson from camping out in its parking lot FOR MONTHS. the community rallied behind her, both due to cultural desire to be a good host and just pure amusement. my personal favourite aspect of this whole debacle is ramzan chhipa (the humanitarian assigned to *assist* her) eventually falling in love with her but robinson saying she was not interested because he is broke and wears the same outfit every day, something he does as an act of humility and living modestly per his occupation. words could never truly capture the pure bliss of every aspect of this story and i highly suggest clicking any or all the links that i provided, as well as simply typing “american woman in pakistan” into the social media of your choice and basically, just enjoy! even emily had to leave paris eventually and pakistan’s princess has found her way back stateside in february after arriving in pakistan october 2024
there will never be another david lynch and his passing felt even more gut wrenching knowing his final days were marked by the solitude his emphysema brought him and the wildfires exasperating his failing health. he was such a kind man, a beautiful soul, one of the most prolific artists of all time, and the world’s greatest weatherman 3. he leaves behind such a hole in the hearts of many loved ones and fans but his legacy will live far beyond any of our lifetimes. many fans and friends of the icon were lamenting the loss online and sharing such wonderful and fond memories. many people posted about how this had inspired them to start rewatching twin peaks but i think if somebody truly wants to honour lynchian cinema, they should tune in to our greatest modern television show: riverdale

someday scaries: all's fair in love and reposts

𝓵𝓵 𝓬øø𝓵 𝓳ordan — Thu, 16 Apr 2026 16:04:17 GMT

it has finally happened. there is currently internet drama sweeping the nation and i just cannot be fussed at all. i don’t know if it’s my elderly age (unfortunately i did have another birthday last month) or if it is because i have never liked either woman, but unless my best friend had not sent me the bat signal to put my journalism degree to use, i would not be able to tell you the first thing about alex cooper v alix earle. alex cooper is the inspiration behind girl code to me. i did not even ever like nor listen to the pre-60 million dollar spotify deal version of call her daddy but it made me have the perma-ick to see alex fuck over her best friend and cohost…especially by making a deal with the devil, dave portnoy.

as you know, i am a love islander viewer before i am a person (i have seen every iteration of the show…i will never calculate the amount of hours i have spent watching people get pulled for a chat) so i finally caved a couple of summers ago to watch queen leah kateb …

someday scaries: summer is supposed to be FUN. summer house drama: NOT FUN!

𝓵𝓵 𝓬øø𝓵 𝓳ordan — Tue, 31 Mar 2026 14:39:44 GMT

guilty pleasures are not something i really identify with. but the closest thing to that for me would be summer house. like real housewives, it features wealthy white people getting white girl wasted and acting goofy. but unlike the majority of the housewives, when nonwhite cast members are introduced, they actually embrace them (even if the still deeply racist and misogynistic bravo audience does not). the whole concept of the show started as rich new yorkers with ACTUAL jobs rent a house in the hamptons together that they visit on the weekend. like its older sister, vanderpump rules, the show now floats in a weird spot sometimes because none of these people require a 9-5 anymore and their biggest income other than the show are brand deals on their socials they get BECAUSE of the show. except they actually acknowledge that…kinda. two seasons ago, as the couple slated to get married that fall had the season revolve around their summer of the relationship falling apart argued about him…

someday scaries: the not so secret lives of mormon wives

𝓵𝓵 𝓬øø𝓵 𝓳ordan — Tue, 24 Mar 2026 22:57:33 GMT

for once, the years long question of “how will momtok survive this1” might actually be that it will not. last week, the bachelorette aired their teaser trailer for their new season starring taylor frankie paul. less than 24 hours later, the entire season was officially scrapped following tmz posting a three year old video taylor’s then boyfriend filmed of her throwing furniture at him in a drunken rage. unbeknownst to her, taylor’s daughter was in the living room and nearly was hit after dakota deflected it onto her. taylor later clarified on the VILE files, sorry viall files podcast, that she had already had two miscarriages and her hormones were all over the place before she added heaps of alcohol at girl’s night prior to the incident. she expressed deep remorse for all of it, especially her not even stopping to check on her child. she stopped halfway through the retelling of it to breakdown in near sobs. i have seen a lot of forced public apology tours and this did not seem like tha…

someday scaries: the floplympics

𝓵𝓵 𝓬øø𝓵 𝓳ordan — Thu, 26 Feb 2026 01:19:28 GMT

i have always loved the olympics. i could not tell you what i had for lunch two days ago, but i remember feigning sick to miss school so i could watch ricky rubio in the 2008 summer olympics. there is something so unifying and fun about rooting for the best of the best of the best of your country’s athletes. or at least it used to feel that way. i cannot remember the last time i had that same unbridled childhood excitement and joy tuning into summer or winter games in a very long time. maybe it’s because i’m older now or maybe it’s because it has been a long time since america was as great as it has been alleged to have been made again. sports will always be political. power loves being in the vicinity of victory. it absorbs the thrill and the innocence – the easy patriotism – and redistributes it in a propagandized manner.

by now, you may have seen that the u.s. men’s hockey team has found them on even thinner ice than the fucked up olympics ice they skated on for two weeks into a go…

someday scaries: aaron rodgers is in a lavender marriage with an ai chatbot and other things that have made this month feel 10,000 years long

𝓵𝓵 𝓬øø𝓵 𝓳ordan — Wed, 21 Jan 2026 01:57:16 GMT

while it has felt like fifteen years has passed since this month began, it has only been twenty days. and this january has been anything but dry. a girl takes a mental health sabbatical for a few months and come back to nothing but chaos. like. what do you mean michelle obama is going on call her daddy this week… to quote my best friend brandon carlo: #whatisgoingon