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Have you ever actually looked at your vulva?
I hadn’t. And apparently, we have some catching up to do.
Aug 28 • Meghan Carozza
Is Love and Attention the Same Thing?
Attention is not always love. Stalkers prove this.
Aug 11 • Meghan Carozza
The Dumb Dumb Tragedy Lottery. Maybe.
Five gates. Three planes. One bottle of tequila.
Aug 4 • Meghan Carozza

July 2026

Educated Guesses.
Your vagina has been operating under outdated guidance.
Jul 14 • Meghan Carozza
Plug it right.
Three generations of women tamping a rabbit hole.
Jul 8 • Meghan Carozza

June 2026

So like, straws?
1980s backyard engineering, the science of hyperfocus, and the boy who could calculate tensile strength by sight.
Jun 22 • Meghan Carozza
The Summer of the Butt
A walnut, a demon, and the year I became emotionally invested in my own asshole.
Jun 19 • Meghan Carozza
The Renegotiation:
Why Women's Intimate Health Now Require Explicit Skills
Jun 15 • Meghan Carozza
My Diplomacy Cardigan
Soft Delivery. Same Knives.
Jun 2 • Meghan Carozza

May 2026

Operating on Limited-Edition Software
Victorian ghost mothers, raccoons that know karate, and the daughter who taught me how to listen.
May 19 • Meghan Carozza
The Oxford Comma is My Love Language
(And Other Lies)
May 15 • Meghan Carozza

April 2026

Grounded at Thirty-Two
Family hierarchy and the stubbornness of the dying.
Apr 30 • Meghan Carozza
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