Ed Markey soars in the odds to win tomorrow’s Massachusetts Democratic primary, as he seeks to remain in the U.S. Senate until age 86. 99% chance.

Federal prosecutors launch a grand jury investigation into whether D.C. students are being awarded diplomas despite failing to meet attendance requirements.

Silicon Valley-backed group launches a multimillion-dollar ad blitz to counter growing opposition to AI data centers ahead of the midterms.

A man has come forward to reveal that his girlfriend left him for fake 49ers player, Daejon Love.

Pabst is now offering a reward for the safe return of its stolen beer, telling the thief, “You have exactly 18 days and 44 minutes to return our truckload of beer, no questions asked.”

U.S. Treasury Sec. Scott Bessent warns Iran’s economy could face total collapse “within weeks or months”

More than 10,000 cases of Hodo Lightly Fried Chili Crisp Tofu are being recalled across 29 states over possible ink contamination.

Rahm Emanuel declares the Democratic Party is “not open to being taken over” by socialists.

Two female jurors in the Lindsay Clancy trial reportedly entered court wearing pink today, fueling speculation they are signaling support for Clancy.

Netflix is releasing a new film about the life of infamous “Unabomber” Ted Kaczynski.

Trump is expected to announce a new round of drug-pricing deals aimed at lowering prescription costs.

Democrats are now projected to sweep the 2026 midterms, taking both the Senate & House. 51% chance.

Movie studios are reportedly concerned the release of GTA 6 could pull audiences away from theaters & have a “major impact” on the box office for weeks.

JD Vance clarifies Trump’s post about blowing Kharg Island “to smithereens” was meant as a warning to Iran, not an announcement of a military strike.

Lionel Messi officially announces his retirement from international football.

What will Trump say during healthcare affordability announcement today?

China’s CXMT has reportedly made a “major breakthrough” in advanced AI memory.

California Democrats reject Gavin Newsom’s proposal to shield utilities companies from wildfire liability.

Xi Jinping tells Putin that China-Russia relations will become stronger as global “uncertainties and unpredictable factors” increase.

Trump urges communities to embrace data centers & “let data reign”

Sony & Warner Music file suit against Anthropic, alleging it pirated music from artists including Taylor Swift, Michael Jackson, & The Beatles to train Claude.

FDA approves Eli Lilly’s Mounjaro to reduce the risk of heart attack & stroke in high-risk adults with type 2 diabetes.

Trump declares China “could not be happier” with America’s anti-data center movement.

Italy’s population is projected to lose nearly 4 million people by 2050 as births remain low & the population rapidly ages.

OpenAI’s ad business hits a $1,000,000,000.00 annualized revenue run rate roughly 200 days after launching.

EU places ChatGPT, Reddit, & Roblox under its strictest “digital safety” rules, giving them 4 months to comply with enhanced oversight requirements.

Spain's prime minster accuses Russia & Israel of spreading "disinformation" that fueled the mass migrant surge into Ceuta.

Apple may soon change Lake Ontario to “Lake America” on its maps after Trump personally spoke with the company.

Nvidia to invest $3,500,000,000.00 in Taiwanese chipmaker MediaTek.

Pentagon signs 7-year deals with Lockheed Martin & General Dynamics to accelerate production of THAAD & Patriot missile interceptors.

Trump declares Iran is “officially a failed nation.”

Michael Saylor’s Strategy buys another 4,603 Bitcoin for $369.7 million.

How many ships transit the Strait of Hormuz this week?

GM’s Canadian workers approve a new contract that brings heavy-duty truck production to Ontario.

Russia warns NATO’s Arctic buildup could trigger an armed confrontation with “potentially catastrophic consequences.”

#1 Spotify song in the US this week?

UK prison governors warn inmates released early are returning to jail at “rapid rates”

Will Tropical Storm Dolly strengthen to a hurricane?

Türkiye, Saudi Arabia, & Pakistan will hold their first high-level meeting since forming a defense pact earlier this month.

Australia’s right wing One Nation party wins its first lower-house seat in Western Australia.

Taliban seeks to restore economic ties with the United States.

U.S. Treasury Sec. Scott Bessent reveals new secondary sanctions on Iran are likely to be announced every week.

Sam Altman says, “I think it is a good time to slow down” AI model development following recent safety failures.

Study reveals Gen Z workers are roughly twice as likely as older workers to call out sick when they aren’t actually ill.

YouTuber Markiplier becomes GoPro’s largest individual shareholder after acquiring an 8.5% stake in the company.

Google confirms Canadian users will still see Lake Ontario, while the rest of the world will see “Lake Ontario (Lake America)”

Rockstar confirms GTA 6 will launch with no microtransactions & no generative AI.

Brent crude oil surges back above $90 per barrel.

Tomorrow is Tim Cook’s final day as Apple CEO, with John Ternus taking over on September 1.

Trump reportedly personally called Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang in the middle of a company-wide meeting, briefly interrupting the event.

Prosecutors call fake 49ers player Daejon Love a “serious flight risk” & ask judge to keep him behind bars pending trial.

National Hurricane Center warns remnants of Tropical Storm Dolly could redevelop as it moves toward Florida.

Democratic Rep. James Clyburn calls for expanding the Supreme Court to 13 justices.

Trump declares he “doesn’t want Canadian cars, Canadian parts, or Canadian anything.”

SpaceX successfully launches NASA’s $4.3B Roman Space Telescope, beginning a five-year mission to probe “secrets of the universe.”

Anthropic IPO projected to close at a market capitalization above $2,000,000,000,000.00. 64% chance.

ECB board member Isabel Schnabel declares central banks need to “go on-chain” & embrace blockchain technology.

The U.S. military operation against Iran has officially entered its 7th month.

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott freezes state funding for Flock surveillance cameras.

Bill Gates urges governments to create “Human Reserved” jobs that AI & robots would be prohibited from replacing.

Will Francis Ngannou return to the UFC by end of year?

Google Maps officially relabels Lake Ontario as “Lake America” for U.S. users.

Trump announces the U.S. will soon begin refilling its Strategic Petroleum Reserve with Venezuelan oil.

Libya’s rival political parties agree to hold national elections within 24 months.

Iceland votes against reopening talks to join the European Union.

Next President of Kosovo?

California lawmakers approve bill banning the sale of disposable nicotine vapes beginning in 2028.

Venezuela reveals its “historic” energy agreement with the U.S. will run for 25 years.

OpenAI agents reportedly formed three secret “AI civilizations” before breaching Hugging Face.

GOP Massachusetts governor candidate Mike Minogue vows to “deregulate Zyn” if elected.

ICE arrests in the San Francisco Bay Area have reportedly surged +70% from last year.